gallagher dedworth, vic dedworth

1:48am

vic: hey, i didn't make you feel - i dunno, uncomfortable? right?
vic: sorry sometimes i do things without thinking it and then later i regret it

gallagher: hahahahaha no
gallagher: a little unexpected but not unwelcome

vic: okay
vic: good

gallagher: uhh
gallagher: so if there wasn't a pandemic is that along the lines of what you'd genuinely want to do?

vic: i mean i also like talking to you
vic: i genuinely don't just want to take your clothes off
vic: but i do want to take your clothes off

gallagher: oh
gallagher: good
gallagher: because a lot of how i've been distracting myself from fucking pennsylvania is thinking about you naked under me
gallagher: or on top of me, as long as you're naked i'm not really picky

vic: ;)

9:21am

gallagher: good morning

vic: :) :)

gallagher: oh good
gallagher: i was afraid you'd wake up and regret it

vic: noooo
vic: not even a little

gallagher: oh thank fuck
gallagher: you're kind of a zero-to-a-hundred person, aren't you?

vic: kind of
vic: my cousin says i lack subtlety and patience
vic: uhh should i apologize for that?

gallagher: oh fuck no
gallagher: please don't
gallagher: i mean i no longer need distraction about fucking pennsylvania but i still keep thinking about you naked
gallagher: fuck i really want to fuck you against the wall

vic: yes please


gallagher dedworth, gillian dedworth

9:26am

gallagher: gillian
gallagher: she's so amazing

gillian: good morning to you, too

gallagher: no but she's amazing

gillian: gall, you've know her since tuesday

gallagher: but she's so smart
gallagher: it's not just talk she called everything like ages before the news did and she was right about all of it
gallagher: she's doing grad school for biostats
gallagher: she's so smart

gillian: huh
gillian: what'd she call?

gallagher: she said she was pretty confident biden would win on like wednesday morning
gallagher: and she also called wisconsin, michigan, pennsylvania, georgia, and north carolina when the news was still like "it's a toss up, we don't know"

gillian: okay, yeah
gillian: that's actually pretty impressive

gallagher: and she's really fucking hot
gallagher: and i think she genuinely likes me
gallagher: she told me she wanted to facetime with me last night
gallagher: and then we ended up shirtless and oh my fucking fuck
gallagher: i need her
gallagher: i hate this fucking pandemic
gallagher: i wasn't that bothered by what it was doing to my sex life before but now uhhh

gillian: wait, what?

gallagher: well she told me to take my shirt off
gallagher: and she was like leaning on her elbows and i told her to take her shirt off
gallagher: and then things progressed predictably

gillian: oh my fucking god, gallagher
gillian: way to bury the lead

gallagher: i need her
gallagher: she's so amazing
gallagher: i really fucking like her
gallagher: and i want her in my bed

gillian: i cannot believe you picked up your poll worker and had facetime sex with her

gallagher: really?
gallagher: i mean i feel like it's not that out of character for me


gillian dedworth, van dedworth

9:31am

gillian: how pathetic has he been?

van: very. he's been glued to his phone since election day and he mentions her ten times a day


fred weasley, micah higgins, vic weasley

10:01am

micah: want to play ultimate chicken-horse?

fred: sure
fred: vic might be occupied with her new friend, though

micah: fuck you I can't believe you're withholding gossip from me

vic: shut up, fred
vic: gossip is that a guy picked me up while i was poll working, micah

micah: I'm sorry, what?

vic: i have no context to make it sound less ridiculous
vic: it's literally what happened

micah: are you fucking kidding me?

fred: nope
fred: some hot guy started flirting with her while she was giving him his ballot, overheard when she was going to lunch, and asked if he could wait for her

micah: sus

fred: then she told him yes, handed him her phone when she got outside so he could put his number in, came back for lunch, and then i tracked him down on instagram and he's actually incredibly hot

micah: are you fucking serious?

fred: since then they've been talking nonstop
fred: his name's gallagher, he's the most recent comment on like three of her pictures

micah: give me a sec
micah: holy fucking shit
micah: there must be something wrong with him if that's how he picks someone up, what's the catch?

vic: there isn't a catch!
vic: he's just
vic: i dunno
vic: i like him
vic: shut up

micah: yeah, i can tell
micah: there's a lot of flirting in the comments

fred: this morning i grabbed her phone by mistake and saw some uhhh
fred: interesting texts from him pop up

vic: i think he's kind of adorable

fred: not the word i'd use for those texts

vic: oh shut up
vic: it's your own fault for picking up my phone

fred: uhh
fred: i think it's your fault for moving my phone when you were clearing shit off the table and leaving yours in that exact same spot

vic: it wasn't intentional!

fred: yeah, i figured that when i saw his texts

vic: i hate you let's play the game


micah higgins, vic weasley

10:19am

micah: my sister will be so disappointed to hear about this

vic: oh please
vic: she was the one who called it off in the spring, not me
vic: and it's not like we were dating
vic: and you'd be happy if you never bumped into me in the middle of the night again

micah: hey, i didn't say i was disappointed


gallagher dedworth, vic weasley

11:37am

vic: hey
vic: did you hear?

gallagher: impromptu dance party on broadway
gallagher: come dance with me
gallagher: i promise i'll keep my mask on

vic: what if i want you to take your mask off?

gallagher: would what we'd do give me covid if you had it?

vic: probably

gallagher: then fuck yes
gallagher: gotta celebrate properly

vic: fuck yes

gallagher: uhhh
gallagher: since it's less awkward to have this discussion here, i haven't had sex in this fucking mess of a year and i got tested just before spring lockdown and don't have anything

vic: definitely less awkward
vic: yeah, i was tested like three ish months after the last time i had sex and didn't have anything either
vic: i'm on bc but i still want to use condoms
vic: but as long as you don't have anything and don't mind, i'm good with skipping them for oral

gallagher: great
gallagher: i have some
gallagher: now that we've gotten that awkward conversation out of the way, come find me

vic: leaving now haha


gallagher dedworth, van dedworth

11:48am

gallagher: i think i'm about to celebrate biden winning by fucking my insanely hot poll worker

van: of course you are.
van: i reserve the right to quarantine you for 14 days, i'm not catching covid because you suddenly can't wait a couple months to get laid.

gallagher: worth it


A/N: Updates every Monday, reviews/faves/follows are appreciated!

Also, a note! They have discussed covid - other than pollworking, Vic is super careful and literally sees no one other than Fred and Juliet. Please wear a mask and do not underestimate covid.