AN-This is kind of a shitpost and is basiclly just a practice run for the real version of this thing. I'd love plot or some additional concept suggestions. Will probably make two better versions of this, one a more plot driven one while the other a slice-of-life thing Anywho Gen signing off.

these ' ' are for thoughts, expressions and actions while speaking like laughs etc

"speech"

bold stuff are used for powerful stuffi dont really know yet, maybe for jutsu or different language also setting i guesslikely important or hard to understand


Narrator pov

A tall teenage boy stands outside a door. This would probably look like the start of a normal everyday prank via doorbell if it wasn't for the fact that said boy was wearing a maid uniform. Many who few this scene will likely wonder the thoughts of the poor soul who appeared to have been dared to do this. Well folks we'll let you take look at what he's thinking of right now.

'Fuck. I hope this works' the boy proceeds to click the doorbell as he thinks of all the shit that has brought him here.

5 days ago teenager POV I groggily woke up from my sleep and try to find my pillows only to find no pillows near me. This threw me out of my sleepiness and made me stand up. This is when I finally notice I was lying on dirt in an alleyway. 'Shit', I immediately ran outside of the alleyway only to find a mountain with faces etched into it. VERY IMPORTANT faces of the f-ing hokages.

'Well then... this sucks' I think this as I know speaking it would have only given attention to my self and that would something I don't really want.

I become dizzy with anxiety to go to Teuchi's store and immeadiently show my coupon.

"discount, first timers?"

Something I could barely say with my limmited japanese

" 'laughter and a nod' of course we do, toppings come for free for your first time and with that coupon you can buy yourself a ramen bowl with toppings" (At this point in time i only understood the fact that I would get free stuff but was unsure if it was toppings or ramen)

"Thank you" I sit down and ruminated on everything I need to do. I think of a lot of things, these thing in specific

food, money, water, entertainment, fanfiction vs canon, language, school, should i be shinobi, if not what job should i get, imagine if I have the internet lolz

then a small search box appeared

Once out of shock, I type is this the internet and clicked search without looking crazy. It showed stuff only the internet would show. I immeadiently search reddit, it appeared and I felt the utter power i had at that moment, all the things I could change by just o I don't know asking reddit how to make a nuke easily which some crazy fucker would definitely know and answer on reddit. But then I remember one simple thing. The naruto world is deadly and full of ninja who are good at info gathering, anything I 'invent' will just give attention to me and attention is BAD. This made me think, what is the least suspicious job I could have that could lead me to having a protection via being cotected to some people with plot armor??? Then it hit me, the BEST f-ing job I could have. A MAID!!! Now "why a maid?Why not a ninja" you ask. Well you see, a certain male blonde main character probably has a REALLY messy house. I'm also sure that that certain character also has a craving for human interaction. Yep, being Naruto's maid will be fun. But first I'll need to know when I am. As for the ninja part 'Fuck being a ninja, why the hell should I risk my life for this shitty place'

"OI, OI ARE YOU OK!?!" I suddenly felt like I was waking up. Teuchi had a panicked look on face and a young Ayame looked scared.

"Sorry, sorry daydream sorry" It looked like barely anytime has passed since I thought of all that and my ramen was still hot. So I ate my ramen, which tasted amazing, complimented them for their wonderful cooking and left to search for a certain orphanage.


Hello folks I hope you like this thing's start review your ideas and stuff and I'll try to reply to em all. Also this is no longer a shitpost I will put effort into it.

Gen out :3