Wassup Gen here. here are some replies to reviews my first replies too!!!

E-haze64- Ho then you better be prepared for the polls and stuff on reddit that will dictate how this story goes!!! Hope you guys are prepared.

Yobaifan29- Thanks a lot dude

And for those curious on how good the ocs japanese will be, it'll be based on mine but better at first. Then it will skyrocket cause it needs to. Also any advice on writing will be appreciated, also pls point out mistakes.


I found the orphanage after some searching and decided to go back to alley I came from and slept there since it seemed safest. I found some clothes on some clothes line, stole it and wore them to appear less conspicuous. I then lay down beside one of those big rectangular trash things and as I thought of this maybe being a dream I'd wake from I fell asleep.


Day 2

I woke up in the alley.

I was safe that was good. I thought of a game plan and decided I should probably mess around with the search box first. I summoned it last time by thinking of the internet so I did. Then poof it was right there. I looked around and saw everything was normal except for the search box. I then thought of all the things stuff that could access the internet and the things used to use it could do.

Produce light and maybe sound, give and take information, and a lot of other thing but basicly for now these were the things i was working with. I searched youtube and played music while the floating screen was near a cockroach, it scurried away at the sudden sound. I then wondered if headphones or something like that was possible, I tried imagining headphones and was pleasantly surprised by a feeling that you would have felt if you put those weird plastic part on headphones. Now light, could it spawn light? 'Yes it could' as I lit up the slightly dark ally way. Was it only visible to me or was it visible to everyone? Could it do both? Well the visible to me part seemed possible due to the Teuchi not seeing it but let's see. I flashed a mouse with light with intent of only i seeing the light, it looked like it worked since it wasn't spooked. I try with intent for all to see and caused the mouse to run from the light I then realized that maybe i could more specific then me and all for light, so I tried making light but made it only visible to others, I didn't see any light but it probably worked, I think. After doing the last experiment I realized three things. I could probably do the same thing with sound, I decided I'd tried moving the screen around and maybe mess with vr since I could only imagine what super VR like in science fiction would be able to do. I then experiment with the screen, i could move it around consciously and it was pretty neat, like telekinesis but only on your phone/tablet or tv. I then tried creating a second screen, it made my head hurt but I could manage,

realization*will think about it later*

I dissipate the second screen and try and use the remaining screen like a phone while it was visible to me. It worked.

"Looks like my realization was right" I say to myself." I imagined my search bar was like a phone, connected the two and was able to summon screen instead of the search bar at Teuchi's stall I summoned"

"Well I summon a dog!"

Nothing happened

"Well that confirms it, looks like i have to link things to phone and searchbars before I'm able to summon them"

This was ... disconcerting, I was far from home at like *looks at screen* 4:00am october 7 here and I had some weird ass powers. Definitely confirms it. This was a book being written.

I laugh, something I was happy to do since I couldn't really deny what was happening could exactly be that. I decided to check the date of earth just to see what crazy mess I was in and saw the date, Jan fucking 18 2021 ,12:40 at night, when just yesterday it was December 23 2020.

'Ok that's some time fuckery i dont like seeing'

I immediately explore reddit and saw something that disturbed me deeply at first. Some ducker was using my account and its recent activity looked like shit I would do which could mean I just a copy *inhale*exhale* ok that, that's good actually. I, at this age, resent both my parents and hate them a bit. I was a copy and that was fine since that meant I was not the original now, I wasn't gonna interact with them anymore and I

wasn't copied at a time when I've forgiven em, I could forget em. I, I will find better in this world. Hopefully.

I shake away my thoughts and bottle them up like usual and continue investigating and saw I had a message on reddit. I clicked and read

Hello split soul we have split you for reasons secret don't worry about the original seeing this. This message and all your posts on this thing you have decided to call "screen" won't disturb or affect your real self in any way. I will also confirm one of your suspicions, yes screen is something that evolves via genuinely linking it to things related to your first want which will become the 'screen', which in your case was the internet which manifested as a searchbar and has currently evolved into gadgets. Other people's first wishes food which linked into drinks which linked into potions or maybe even holiness which linked to creation and then into destruction but the fact of the matter is you chose the internet which will give you a huge information boost especially since you linked it to phones and other electronics. You of course lack literal power due to this but you of all people should know that knowledge is power. The reason you are split will be revealed once certain conditions someone have put are passed. Anywho have fun with your split experience. Goodbye and remember some genuinely link certain objects to one another easier than others due to mind set!Also here's like 2000 ryo lol.

- you may call me Splitter

Message end

This, was just, wow ok so i will have basicly lots of power ok. that's fun. I googled how much 2000 ryo was but ryo is weird according to the internet so for now I'm unsure.

I slept again to see if i could wake up from this wonderful yet terrifying dream.


It wasn't a dream. Evidenced by the fact that I am still here. I check my screen and saw it was 9 am instead of 4. I then check my original world's time only to see the time fuckery was strong with this one since it only moved by 6 minutes ,12:46. I head to the orphanage and spy through the window for anything with whiskers and blonde hair.

AN: It was at this point of writing that i realized that I accidentally kind of copied in another world with a smartphone but with different execution and access to the internet maid edition... FFFFFFUUUUUCCCCKKKK.

I found nothing so instead went to find Naruto's apartment first by going into an alley using my screen to search Naruto's apartment. It sucked, the search I mean cause it took me a while to finally get a full understanding of it through the search bar but it was located in a real long building. It looked like it had 3 rooms and a hallway thing. A pretty decent bed room, a kitchen/living room and a bathroom. The hallway just connected the bed room and kitchen and was located between them(duh) besides the bathroom. Even had this mini balcony thing where you could plant stuff. I was able to find it pretty fast considering by ordering my screen to go out for a bit and make a picture map of sorts for me. With my screen I was even able to see that Naruto lived in the apartment and looked like he was 6 or something. It appears Naruto has seen Teuchi already since he has a lot of ramen in his cupboard.


It was 11 00am now, real world time is 1:53. Less time fuckery but still there. I decided I had one mahusive problem. Money. But those splitter people gave you some, yeah fuck that amount isn't the problem. It's the how much is this much anyway. Like what can this 2000 ryo be? Is it a shitty 2000 yen? An amazing 2000 dollars? Or does have no real world equivalent since this world had a completely different economy? Yeah with my luck it's probably the third. So first and foremost, lets think about how this whole world's economy and tech. Well they have ships and libraries meaning printing press which is cheaper books and good naval shit. Trains in spring country but only there since steam is probably not a known fuel source and was skipped for electricity.Also computers exist but only basic connectivity since everyone is at war or is afraid of hacking since computers would be kinda shitty. Fish and stuff should be cheap cause Japan. Probably some exotic bullshit here that's expensive. Silk is still

realization*

expensive I think, unless there's like summon silkworms,o wait cheap cause Aburame clan so cheap in Konoha. Ok so far I have classified a lot of stuff and will continue with that shit but first let's talk about shit like online shopping. Like would it work? Ok maid outfit here I come!!!!!!

All online shopping apps and sites are replaced by this Merchant Worlders.

Apparently I couldn't use it until I met the requirements and even after I do I'd only have limited access to items from earth and the naruto verse at first. I should probably be mad but it also gave me a free maid outfit made my total clothes be 3 pairs(the stuff was wearing when I got here, some clothes I stole from a clothes line and the maid outfit) compliments from the "Splitter" so I guess I was good. Nevermind really liked shopping. Probably because I'm a guy who never really got anything from shopping since we were kinda on the lower half of middle class.


AN-Have just realized that putting the dates and time every few paragraphs might make my writing awkward, have decided that I'll do it cause it felt nice to write but might change, also still unsure of which would be better. Putting these AN here or at the end. Also, Also do you want me to continue this really long form of writing with barely any time skips or would you guys want more timeskips(I'll try writing these next paragraphs with more timeskips, you decide which is better)? Last also, fuck me for writing this since now I have to deal with village economics. Why


It was near when I usually ate lunch (12-1), so I went to the market and bought some vegetables. This kind of gave me an good opportunity to investigate prices of stuff, what I've learned is that for simple and local stuff ryo would act like a dollar, while for imported and/or expensive stuff local or not stuff made ryo look like yen or lower which kinda made sense I guess. Sure it kinda sucked that a lot of stuff was expensive but due to konaha's large size it basicly contained a lot of climates allowing for mostly cheap fruits and vegetables.

As I bought these I tried to think of ways a gadget/search bar be used for storage but couldn't think of any so I just carried them from a basket I purchased from one of the stores. The following are the stuff I got and currently own:

3 sets of clothes,1950 ryo, a pot, some veges, rice, a cutting board, a knife, some water in a canteen, chop sticks, a bag thing u could put my stuff in later and a picnic basket and blanket of sorts.

I then go to what appeared to be a pretty cool place to have a picnic, a hill deep inside in what looked like a civilian park with forestry and hills that looked nice, it wasn't the most park like place and had some trees that allowed sticks on the ground that children would play with. I used some of them to make a fire thing and proceeded with cooking some very simple stuff. The cool thing about Konoha was that it was HUGE. Not just in the sense of size but with the fact of how much they fit unto their walls. There was literally only paths and wilderness outside, maybe some secret bases but tha wss it. All the parks, some agricultural farms, a few lakes,the Nara clan deer, ALL the clan districts and a whole lot of other shit was in Konoha. That's how stupid huge it was. It all made sense though when you thought about how much civilians wuld be easy picking if a camper went outside the walls. So it wasn't really surprising that no one cared about some dude cooking stuff pretty deep in the civilian wild area that children mught be playing in since no one's kid would be dumb enough to play with fire in this place making others easily assume that the smoke was just someone camping.

After cooking and eating I realized my photo map made by screen could be used as a mini map of sorts. Something I easily linked since I always imagined mini maps to be connected to normal inage maos by a lot. The mini map was OP, sure it took a LOT of concentration for certain parts like size, being able to prcess all of it, the types of stuff it detects etc. but other parts like just keeoing it on or looking ONLY underground was fine and only slowed my mind the tiniest bit. I experimented with a lot and it could basically do anything that a mini map from any game/app/device could do. At the end of it, I was tired and haven't noticed the sky darken. I decide to just make a simple wood shelter thing via google and used the picnic basket for warmth as darkness consumed me.


Tiring but worth it

This thing took 1 desicated night, one kinda dedicated night with little sleep and a lot of grammar and spelling checks. I'm starting to think this might get boring fast if it's just this for 5 more chapters and may edit the 7 days ago tging in the prologue thingie any who imma proofread this tging one lasr time and check for some reviews to reply to

no reviews that's fine I'll just put em here in the future

But any who all correction are done and I'd now like sleep good night

Gen out :3

wait I forgot something right the question thing ummmm

Here's question

Which author kinda inspired you to write stuff or has made you at least want to try it one day? Answer can be a non author or just the person who pushed the wheel of the cliff.