I DO NOT own Ginga Densetsu Weed or Danny Phantom! All rights belong to Butch Hartman & Yoshihiro Takehashi! Just so we're clear, ALL of this is going to be told through Dan Phantom's POV.

Damn it! I growled mentally as I slammed a fist into the puny thermos my idiot past-self had contained me in.

"When I get out of here," I swore with a venom-like rage, "I'll rip apart that little shit's life right before his eyes! And I'll fucking laugh!"

Damned Clockwork's calm (yet very irritating) voice disagreed. "No, you won't."

A sadistic challenging sneer crossed my lips. "You really want to test that theory?"

"Forgive me," Clockwork answered. "You won't break out of that thermos . . . because I'll let you out."

I blinked as though someone had called me an idiot. And then leered as though I had the opprotunity right then to beat the shit out of the fool who'd called me such a rude word.

"Run that by me one more time," I said.

Clockwork sighed. "I'm going to let you out," he replied.

In a response, I cackled evilly. "Let me guess," I mocked him. "You feel so damn sorry for me being trapped in such a confined space. So you're freeing me out of the goodness of your pathetic heart. You idiot fool!"

"No," he answered, once again causing me to blink. "I'm freeing you in order to put you to a task. You're going to be free of the thermos, only to be teleported to Japan in order to watch over a blue-furred Akita puppy named Weed. He's going to try to bring back whatever humanity you still have hidden inside of you. In return, you're going to be his guardian angel – make him strong, teach him, and protect him. If you go against your side of the deal, you'll be destroyed."

I frowned in complete disbelief. "So, I'm supposed to watch over a blue little runt, who was named after a damned drug, and somehow restore my idiotic humanity?!"

"For your information," Clockwork answered, "he was named after the plant that kills grass and crops. And yes."

I hesitated. I literally had zero care for anything except my own damn self, so looking after a mutt wasn't in my genes. And the fact that I'd literally destroyed my past self (or would have) wiped away the thought of any pathetic hopes of restoring my humanity.

However, I was given the chance to be freed of my damn prison and explore a new world. A new world which would soon be filled with nothing but corpses and wastelands. And the thought of this new world being filled with nothing but mutts, whose only defense was biting with their pitiful fangs, brough a malicious grin to my lips.

Besides, I thought to myself, I'm always up for murdering other species instead of humans. Better play along.

I forced a "kind" smile. "Alright, Clockwork. I'll go along with your little deal. Now, would you please let me out of the Thermos?"

Clockwork sighed and walked over to the thermos, unscrewing the lid. I blasted myself out of my pitiful prison and landed before the portal.

Finally! I exclaimed with a hidden evil joy. I'M FREE! I grimaced and cracked my neck. Argh! And sore. Damn thermos.

"Dan?" I turned around to face Mr. Time-Meddler. "Our deal?"

I snickered. "Of course. How could I've forgotten?"

I watched as Clockwork pointed his staff at the portal, which revealed a lush green land with two mountains in the distance. Such greenery. Can't wait until it's all reduced to ashes!

"Oh, and Clockwork?" I asked, turning around to face him. Without warning, I blasted him with an ecto-beam and smirked evilly. "That's for shaking the thermos with me inside. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go and watch over an idiot blue mutt."

With that said, I leaped into the portal, hoping to do more than my pathetic mission.

Aye yae yae! Forgive me if Dan seems a little out-of-character here. I tried my best to put myself in his mind (a horrifying task!) and see how he'd view things.

Let me know how I'm doing.

By the way, since Dan is going into Ohu, do you think he should (1. Remain as a ghost) or (2. Be turned into a wolf *due to the fact that Ginga Nagaraboshi Gin/

Densetsu Weed are based off of DOGS*)?