nightelf37: Here is another "AMV in script form". It's NOT a songfic. Songfics add lyrics in the middle of a story and nothing else. These fics need the song, and I try my best to help you imagine how I imagine it, since I have no real video skills. This time, I'll be "re-enacting" the opening for One Punch Man with additional characters from various works. You can check YouTube or Dailymotion or whatever video sites are out there for what the opening looks like.

This fic assumes you've watched the first season of the anime or its web comic/manga equivalent. As for what this "Trope Pantheons" is about, it is a universe where tropes in TV Tropes have representatives from all forms of fiction (and some from real life, too) who are marked as deities. As stated in its main page…

"We here at TV Tropes love to categorize things. Tropes, television shows, books, and even people. So, we eventually got to thinking: What would things be like if the world were run entirely on tropes (which it very well could be)? Who would be the Gods and Goddesses? Who would be their worshippers? Obviously, there can never be one singular deity to watch over everything... so we pooled our resources and tried to come up with as many ideas as possible. No initial payment required to enter... it's all in good fun."

Saitama and other characters from the media have positions in the Pantheon, but I'll state who appears after. It's not that important to know now.

Now let's get this started.

Fun challenge: Can you guess all the characters that "appear" before you reach the end of this fic?


{face in from black to a red gloved fist, which heats up in flames, then flash white as it turns bluish-white from heat}

{fade to a side view of Saitama before he turns to the camera and makes to punch it}

ONE PUNCH!

{flash into the title as in the animé, then as the planet appears in the background, the subtitle Trope Pantheons Adventures appears below it}

Three! Two! One! Kill shot!

{shots of Saitama facing the following; a menacing helmeted evil overlord, a gentleman with a multitude of angelic and demonic wings, an undead nightmare with a scythe that has a black ring, and a titanic crystalline yellow bald head}

Sanjo! Hissho! (I'm here! Victory assured!)

{a scene with Saitama walking past the block of drab and beige parts that is the exterior of the House of Technology, then an overhead view of him walking atop the titanic hybrid vehicle that is the House of Travel}

Shijo saikyo! (Total invincibility!)

{then Saitama passing by a mountain range that has a titanic green dragon with a reddish head and warm-colored wings currently napping beside it and spanning the range's entire length}

Nadattenda? (What'd you say?) Frustration!

{shot of a massive long-legged crab staring down a white equine atop a hill with a sword levitated close by, then of a widening crack in the earth amidst a battlefield of soldiers}

ore wa tomaranain (I NEVER STOP)

{shot of Saitama walking down a road when a certain Greek god tossed a lightning bolt his way, only for it to persist and do nothing to him}

ONE PUNCH! Kanryo! (It's done!)

{a scene of Saitama walking through the volcanic wasteland that is the House of Fire and Heat as a colossal fire elemental with a sword appears before him, then a scene of him running across the ocean, passing by girls with warship parts on them as they float above the water}

Rensen rensho! (Another battle, another won!)

{a quick shot of Saitama falling down from space back to the planet, a moon-sized space station in the distance, then of a lightning bolt forming slo-mo in the sky, and then of a bird-shaped lava elemental rising from a volcano}

Ore wa katsu! Tsune ni katsu! (Shout out! I always triumph!)

{a scene of Saitama encountering a megalomaniac giant robot with an arm cannon aimed right at him, then one where he's having a staring contest with a faceless man-shaped being with tentacles}

Assho! (Total victory!)

{a shot of Saitama in the aftermath of one of his punches; falling down behind him is a mess of greenery, vines, pipes, a busted TV, and flowers}

Power! Get the power!

{slow motion of Saitama swinging his fist forward, then fade to a close-up of that fist as it moves}

Girigiri genkai made (To the last, ultimate edge!)

{shots of Saitama walking down a road, then of his boot as it lands, then of his hand as he clenches it into a fist}

HERO ore wo tataeru koe ya (HERO! Applause or voices raised in praise)

{pan up to Saitama in a serious expression and his face in shadow; cut to a desert area with a skull-themed castle; then to Saitama dodging a spiked ball in a chain as he closes in on its thrower}

kassai nante hoshiku wa nai sa (I don't need any of them)

{he lands his fist on a knight-themed humanoid robot and sends him straight for the cliffside they're fighting in; an orange-yellow robot and a train-themed robot close in on Saitama from behind, but he turns around in time to pound each of them}

HERO dakara (HERO! That's why…)

{camera turns around to see what's behind Saitama… and shows a lot more robots with all sorts of themes; cut to Consecutive Normal Punches from Saitama as he lands a fist on all of them}

hitoshirezu aku to tatakau (no one knows I fight evil in secret)

{all the "Robot Masters" explode and their parts all fly to the castle at supersonic speeds, heavily damaging the castle and shortly blowing it up}

(Nobody knows who he is.)

{Saitama flails in the air as he—}

Sora ooi oshiyoseru teki (A sky filled with enemies)

{—slams his fist to that of a colossal titan; it doesn't end well for the titan as he's stripped down to the bone (and "host") as Saitama continues past his opponent; another scene where he flings a white weasel-like creature into space so fast that the stormy night sky he tossed it through immediately turned clear}

Ore wa se wo muke wa shinai (all closing in, but I will not turn my back)

{a frozen Saitama breaks out of the ice cube he was trapped in and punches the blue-haired busty sadist who did it; an evil orb with glowing lines is shattered to bits by Saitama}

Hero naraba (HERO! My indomitable will)

{Saitama descends upon an orange planet-eating robot and turns him into scrap metal starting with the shocked looking-up face; Saitama ascends straight for a giant cuttlefish-shaped metallic titan-sized creature}

yuruginaki kakugo shitatame (shall be unleashed)

{it fires a red laser at Saitama, but his momentum doesn't change as he quickly gets in range and breaks the vessel into lots of debris}

Tatakau HERO (I will fight on. Heroooooo!)

{"group" shot of Genos, Speed-O'-Sound Sonic, and Mumen Rider just like in the original opening, and then half-faded images of Fubuki and Tatsumaki superimpose on the shot}

{cut to a woman in white flowing clothing as the camera zooms out; the following shortly appear in various parts of the image: a blue-clad superhero in a red cape, a star-spangled man with a giant round shield, a person in futuristic armor with N7 on it, a spiky-haired blond guy in an orange gi, a magical girl in a fuku outfit and her hair in odango and twintails, a purple winged unicorn, a silver-haired boy with a glowing card on one hand and a katana in the other, a bespectacled boy with a wand in hand and a scar on his forehead, a man with spiky blond hair and a giant sword, a giant robot with a red-and-blue semi truck motif, and a young man with a green laser blade}

Kodoku na HERO (The lonely herooooo!)

{cut to a shot of Saitama as the camera zooms in to him as he's ready to punch something, then zoom in to his fist for a moment before zooming out to behind him as whatever he punched becomes a dazzling light show and explosion}

I wanna be a saikyou hero! (I wanna be the strongest hero!)

{end scene of Saitama departing the House of Food with bags of groceries}


nightelf37: Now that we reached the end, here are the profiles.

Profiles

Titles may change locations at any time (and even titles might change, too, but there's only so much I can do), and links aren't allowed in Fanfiction dot Net, either, so I'll just give you titles to type on (copy-pasting text apparently doesn't work here either) the TV Tropes search engine or Google, and I believe you can figure out the rest.

Appearances from:

- Saitama, God of Comically Overpowered Superheroes
- Melkor, God of Evil
- Lucifer, Celestial Being of Polite Villains
- Nekron, God of Animating The Dead
- YHVH, Anthropomorphic Depiction of Archetypal Maltheism
- Io, God of Dragons (shared with Bahamut and Tiamat)
- Shen Gaoren, God of Giant Crabs (shared with Daimyo Hermitaur, Shogun Ceanataur, and Taikun Zamuza)
- Rarity, Goddess of Fashion Designers
- Zeus, God of Thunder Cast from The Sky
- Ragnaros the Firelord, God of PURGING WITH FIRE!
- The Kantai Collection goddesses
- The Death Star, Holy Seat of Superweapons
- The Firebird, God of the World-Wrecking Wave
- Megatron, God of Arm Cannons
- The Slender Man, The Unknowable Anomaly
- [Undertale Boss Spoilers]
- Dr. Albert Wily, God of Mad Science
- [Attack on Titan Spoilers] (The Colossal Titan)
- The Incubators, God of Weasel Deals
- Esdeath, Goddess of Sadism
- Yami, God of Glowing Evil Power
- Unicron, God of Planet Eaters
- Harbinger, God of Villainous Override
- Genos, Patron Saint of Life Debts
- "Speed-O'-Sound Sonic", God of Redundant Names
- Mumen Rider, Divine Non-Powered Costumed Hero
- Fubuki, Goddess of Declining Promotion
- Tatsumaki, Goddess of Power-Themed Names
- Cosmos, Goddess of Good
- Superman, God of Superheroes
- Captain America, God of Fighting for One's Country
- Commander Shepard, Deity of Gathering Unusual Parties
- The Investigation Team, Gods of Unbelievable Source Plots (Yu Narukami)
- Son Goku, God of Super Modes and Co-God of the Kamehame Hadoken
- The Sailor Guardians, Goddesses of Magical Girls (Sailor Moon)
- Twilight Sparkle, Goddess of Those Who Train Even With Their Great Talent
-Harry Potter, God of Functional Magic
- Cloud Strife, God of Giant Swords
- Optimus Prime, God of Martial Pacifism
- Luke Skywalker, God of Lightsabers and Mental Purification

nightelf37: See ya on Third!