Cum Dish

By Red Pikmin

This was it, down to the last pokemon on either side in an underground pokemon fight. Lucario was up against a powerful enemy gardevior. "Fuck," exclaimed Lucario. "I'm like the weakest pokemon on the team, why the FUCK did you save me for last?" He needed to win this fight, otherwise his master would beat him again, and he might never be good enough for his trainer. The opposing gardevior threw a shadow ball that exploded viciously and terrified Lucario. "OH FUCK," he exclaimed again. It was at that moment that he had an idea.

Ludicolo was the strongest member of the team, but she's knocked out cold. However, her rain dish ability will restore her hp if water gets on her head. "I'll just piss on her!" But wait, then Lucario realized he wasn't hydrated enough to piss. Then Lucario knew what he had to do. "oh fuck…" Lucario sighed as he started furiously pounding his dick. If he could get just one drop of cum on ludicolo's head, she would spring back to life and win the fight. Thank god the enemy is a gardevior, he thought. He stared at the gardevior as a kind of improvised porn, to help him get off faster. As soon as the gardevior realized what was happening, she was extremely embarrassed and hid from sight. "Guess I'll have to do this the hard way," Lucario thought aloud. He slid his dick into ludicolo's wet pussy, but as soon as he looked at ludicolo's face, he went instantly flacid. "God you're so fucking ugly." Lucario closed his eyes and tried to imagine he was fucking a vaporeon, the most compatible pokemon for breeding. He groaned as he came close to ejaculation, and quickly pulled out and moved to ludicolo's head. He jerked his tiny, abused dick just a bit more before he reached his climax on ludicolo's giant head. "Thank god for my premature ejaculations" he said as ludicolo sprung back to life and destroyed the opposing gardevior, just in time.

Finally, his master was happy with him! Lucario's master gave him a treat and said "good boy! You really 'came' in clutch there, if you get what I mean." Master then brought Lucario and ludicolo to the pokemon daycare together, because he thought there was some sexual tension between the two. Ludicolo gave Lucario bedroom eyes, and Lucario tried to find the quickest way to kill himself so he didn't have to have sex with this ugly motherfucker.

THE END.