Paralyzed Ch. 1
Time: 11:45 am
Date: August 1st
Location: Heights Alliance 1-A Dorm, outside courtyard.
Kirishima: So, what do you think is wrong with him?
Kaminari: I don't know, I'm not a doctor.
Bakugo: That's because you don't have enough brains to be one Short Circuit.
Kaminari: With that ladies and gentlemen we have reached our two hundred and fiftieth insult from Katsuki Bakugo, cake and prizes will come at 5.
Bakugo: Wow, didn't know you could count that high.
Kirishima: Guys! Focus!
Kaminari: Oh right, so should we just go grab Mr. Aizawa?
Kirishima: Yeah probably, you two watch him while I run to grab Eraser.
Bakugo: THE HELL WHY DO I HAVE TO WATCH DEKU?
Kirishima: Because you both don't care, and would probably just annoy him again meaning I would be held responsible and get another request to put you on a leash.
Bakugo: YOU'RE NOT MY DAMNED BABYSITTER!
Kaminari: Nah he kinda is.
Bakugo proceeds to hold up his arm, tiny sparks emanating from his palm, glaring at the lightning bolt with murderous intent in his eyes.
Kaminari: Ya know just because you do that, doesn't make it any less true.
Bakugo: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Kaminari: (shaking) Ok ok, I'll shut up now!
Bakugo: That's what I thought, now Kirishima why do I-
Kaminari: He's already gone.
Bakugo: MOTHER FUU-!
10 Minutes of excessive swearing later…
Kaminari: So, what do you think is wrong with Midoriya?
Bakugo: How should I know?!
Kaminari: I mean you've known him longer than any of us, he ever get this way before?
Bakugo: You think I'd remember that if he did?
Kaminari: Probably would if it made him an easier target.
Bakugo: …
Kaminari: I have a point don't I?
Bakugo: Shut up, and no he's never done this crap before.
Kaminari: He looks almost like he's paralyzed.
Bakugo begins snapping his fingers directly in front of Midoriya's vacant stare, the green haired teen was as stiff as a board, reacting to absolutely nothing around him, the only real tell tale sign that he was alive was his breathing was stable and, oddly enough, a streak of red ran it's way across his cheeks.
Bakugo: …
Kaminari: Maybe we should call Recovery Girl to, he may have had a stroke.
Bakugo: …
Kaminari: Bakugo?
Bakugo: (smiles like a psychopath as he slowly pulls out a black sharpie) Hehehe.
Kaminari: Bakugo put the sharpie back in your pocket!
Bakugo: No.
Kaminari: Bakugoooooo.
Bakugo: I said no bumblebee hair!
Kaminari: I'll call your mom.
Bakugo: I said-…how'd you get that hags number?!
Kaminari: Kirishima gave it to me.
Bakugo: HOW THE HELL DID HE GET IT!?
Kaminari: Because he's getting paid by her.
Bakugo: WH-WHY!?
Kaminari: Babysitting job.
Bakugo:…I am going to kill you both.
Kaminari: (sighs) Gonna be hard to find two new emergency contacts then.
Bakugo then slowly turns back around to face his frien-…comapanio-…aquaintinc-…fellow person, raising the sharpie as if it were a killers knife in a horror film.
Kaminari: (jumps back, throwing his hands up to guard his face) I take it back!
Bakugo: Too late.
Kaminari: I'll do your homework for a week!
Bakugo: MAYBE IF I WANTED TO FAIL THAT WEEK!
Kaminari: Hey! I'm not completely stupid!
Bakugo: YOU'RE RIGHT! LET'S FINISH THE JOB!
Before the embodiment of rage and teenage angst could lay a finger on his classmate, a thread of grey cloth wrapped around his wrist and all the way up to his fingers, catching both him and the sharpie from doing irreparable harm to Kaminari's body and ego. The cloth snapped back, the force of the pull sending Katsuki's rear onto the dirt and grass below him, stunning him for a bit before his dead set determination flared up again, jumping back up and trying to run at his classmate, his free arm attempting to grab at him with the frequency and hunger for destruction as a rabid zombie.
Kirishima: (sigh) Can't leave him alone for ten minutes, can I?
Aizawa: Never before, have I related to a student so honestly.
Aizawa pulled the binding cloth back once more, this time sending Bakugo crashing to the ground on his back, quickly pulling him towards both himself and Kirishima. Eventually, having the teen in the grip of his hand by the boy's t-shirt collar; lifting him straight off the ground.
Aizawa: Bakugo?
Bakugo: Yes?
Aizawa: What did you do this time?
Bakugo: Nothing!
Aizawa: Bakugoooooo (he growled out of his clenched teeth, activating his quirk as his hair and cloth floated above him)
Bakugo: I said nothing, jeez, this nerd has done more damage to himself than I have ever done before!
Aizawa: That only incriminates you further.
Bakugo: Oh for the love of-
Kirishima: He's telling the truth.
Aizawa: He is?
Kirishima: Sure is, I've been with him all day, we were about to go out to the gym for some practice when we came upon Midoriya, still as a statue.
After glancing over at Izuku, the man in black deactivates his quirk and retracted his binding cloth from Bakugo's hand, letting out a small grunt as he drops his student the ground, the teen finally mellowing out (at least as much as he can) as he dusted the grass and dirt off his clothes. Aizawa slid his hand into his pockets then walked up to Midoriya, eyeing him from head to toe. Taking note that he certainly didn't look like he was injured, as far as he could see, the blush on his face indicated some kind of heat stroke but he was under a fairly large tree with an extreme amount of shade under it.
Unless he was moved whilst in this trance, it couldn't have been that, the only other exact solution was Shinso playing a prank on him, but that too wasn't likely since he was away visiting his parents this weekend, out of options to think of with his current information Shota decided to ask the BakuSquad some questions.
Aizawa: You say you found him like this?
Bakugo, Kirishima, and Kaminari: (nodding) Yep.
Aizawa: He react to anything?
BakuSquad: Nope.
Aizawa: What have you tried?
Kaminari: Snapping, yelling, flicking, pinching.
Aizawa: Did you yell that All Might merch was on sale?
Bakugo: First thing we tried.
Aizawa: What about slapping him?
Bakugo: Well I was about to try that but (angrily glares at Kirishima) SOMEBODY told me 'noooooooooooo don't do that you'll give him a concussion.'
Kirishima: Okay I do not sound like that and yes, we both know you would've.
Bakugo: Pffffft, yeah sure…it wouldn't have been that bad of a concussion.
Kirishima: See, this is exactly why we don't take you to nice places.
Kaminari: Not without a shock collar anyway.
Bakugo: YOU WANNA SAY THAT AGAIN PIKACHU!?
Aizawa: (Takes out a strand from his scarf and twirls it around his arm) IDIOTS! (slapping all 3 with the strand leaving a red mark on the left sides of their face)
Kaminari/Kirishima: Owwwwwww
Bakugo: Friggin mummy bastard.
Aizawa: Now if you stooges can get your act together, we may be able to solve this problem.
BakuSquad: Yes sir.
Aizawa: Alright, now then (the teacher lightly pats the sides of the green beans face, followed then by picking him up by his arms and shaking up and down, then left to right).
Bakugo: Try dangling him upside down.
Aizawa: No, more blood will rush to his head (he gently puts the teen down), Kaminari, try shocking him a little.
Kaminari: Uh, sure (he slowly walks up to the teacher, placing a hand on Midoriya's shoulder, administering a small shock to the boys system, causing his body to slightly spasm, stiffing back up once the charge was over), okay, that didn't work.
Aizawa: Hmmmmmm…
Kirishima: (walking up to the two) What should we do Mr. Aizawa?
Aizawa:…Take him inside for now, seems like it'll take a lot more than surface level help to snap him back to reality, let's hope his quirk doesn't activate like at the sports festival.
Kirishima: Hey yeah! Maybe his quirk acting up again, just use yours and see if that'll do anything.
Aizawa: Sorry not that simple, I looked at him earlier when I restrained our mini time bomb over there.
Bakugo: Grrrrrr.
Aizawa: Down boy! Anyway, you three get him inside and I'll call over Recovery Girl to take a look at him, understood.
Kaminari/Kirishima: Yes sir Mr. Aizawa!
Bakugo: Yeah sure, I guess…
With that, the boys picked up Midoriya and started making their way back to the 1-A dorms, Kaminari holding Midoriya's leg and Kirishima taking his arms; Bakugo following behind for…moral support?
Aizawa: One second before you leave (the man in black walking over to them and reaching into his pocket, pulling out a bottle of eye drops), apply these and close his eyes, he's gonna need them more than me if he doesn't snap out of it.
Kirishima: Got it (taking the bottle and putting it into his own pocket), we'll see you over at the dorms.
The teens then parted ways with their teacher, carrying their compatriot over to their residence, Katsuki following behind as he pulled out his cell phone, trying to get ahold of All Might, thinking it may be a One for All problem.
Meanwhile at the 1-A Dorms...
Location Jiro's Room
The balcony was hardly a place that Jiro went out to often in her room, she always found it nice and certainly didn't dislike having it, but she would hardly consider herself somebody who would sit out and gaze at the sky day or night.
Except today that is, having burrowed one of the folding chairs that Momo had created for everyone who wanted to do any outside get-togethers during the summer, or in Jiro's current case, wanting to sit out on their rooms balcony. Today, she was dressed in a white tank top, wearing a U-A coat that everyone got for the sports festival as well as sweat pants, deciding to be as comfortable as possible since today was her special day, and didn't exactly plan on going anywhere despite this.
Perfectly content with sticking around the dorms for the day, knowing Momo probably had something planned for her, and she honestly just wanted to spend time with her friends/classmates, and a certain someone who had already made her day. That being Izuku Midoriya, the boy she was thinking about as she strummed on her guitar, a blush and a smile occupying her face as she looked up at the sky, taking in the peace of the moment.
Jiro: Wonder where he is right now?
End of Ch.1
Next Time: Paralyzed Part 2: Notes
Author's Note: Hey everybody, sorry to have been gone so long, I needed to take a long hiatus to both sort myself out at last and get some stories written down and done in the meantime.
I greatly appreciate all the support i've been getting from the community as well as my friends and family during this self analytical time off ive been taking, im hopefully back at it with no real problems at the moment other than i'm trying to move out of my current residence and into a new apartment so if there's any new delays that'll be the reason. Sorry about that, but ya know life.
Anyway about this new story i published, i'll be putting all my new Izuku X Jiro one shots into this like I did for the Izuku x Mei collection I made a little while back, just thought it would be a good idea for spacing and such. Hope you all are on board with this idea and that you enjoy the upcoming stories i have come up with.
As always I hope you are having a nice day, stay safe out there, and keep up the good work!
