A/N well work sucks and life is getting crazy. To all the readers out there please be safe and give my wishes to your friends and families in this time of confusion and illness, THis COVID is no joke so please.. "CONSTANT VIGILANCE",, be carefull out there.

To ease the mood i shall be clearly saying thank you to, , for showing me a plot whole in my story. and now to enjoy the mischief and madness.

ON TO THE MAYHEM...(How is Moody yelling with that mask on?)

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Chapter 7

The week was nice till DADA, Harry had ignored the actions and statements of the headmaster in favor of finding out the truth when he met the new teacher. He was greatly surprised when he was looking at the very man his Godfather had tried to contact for the past two months. The class went well as an introductory and when asked to stay over he agreed.

The man was Remus Lupin and he was supposed to be one of Harry's father's best friends. A Marauder just like Sirius and James. Pettigrew no longer counted as Marauders don't betray their friends. However until all the facts were known Harry would hold off judgement of the man, besides he knew Lupin's secret.

"Harry it's good to see you. I was a friend of your fathers. I was hoping you would give me a chance to talk with you about things. I was told you were not at your relatives this summer and we were worried about why you did not inform anyone…"

"Mr. Lupin, What do you know of Petunia Dursley nee Evens?" This caused the man to narrow his eyes.

"Lily's sister, a right piece of vile, that one. Sorry you had to meet her Harry, I wish I could have taken care of you but due to circumstances…. But where were you during the summer?"

Harry frowned. "So you knew what that person was like and yet did not connect the words 'Relatives' and 'Aunt'. I was left in her… possession for the nicest of terms I can use, since the night after my parents were killed. They told me my parents died in a car crash as drunks. This summer I was in the care of my Godfather, do you know the punishment for breaking a Godfather contract/ritual? It's death Mr. Lupin, Death for willing or even leading to Harm of the Godchild. So lets review the facts and then you decide if 'you've been told' the truth or not. One, Sirius Black, Godfather, is still alive and was never given a trial. Two, the Will of James and Lily Potter was sealed by the Chief Warlock after he placed me with Petunia and her equally magic hating Husband. Three, I am a Lord of many Houses due to the events of the past two years here in Hogwarts. And four, Sirius Black has tried to contact you for the past four months. Go get checked for a Mail redirection ward or something because you are being used. Also from now on till you get all the facts, You will address me as Mr. Potter or Lord Potter."

Remus looked shocked and as he sat there waiting for the room to fill with the next class he realised he was getting conflicting information. Luck had it his secret problem meant his mind was protected but he was easily fooled by those he thought he could trust. Harry's words echoed in his ears. 'Go get checked out'. He planned to do that this weekend. He needed to know what just happened. That was no Third year child. The boy who addressed him acted and spoke in a manner even higher than a Wizard Lord. And then there was that smell. It was acidic and highly toxic but it was on Harry's breath. During the next class he slowly realized his inner self was still cowering from Harry's meeting.

The weekend came as did Remus informing both Headmaster and McGonagall that he needed to conduct some business at Gringotts. He left even as Dumbledore tried to claim he could go with him if needed. Before he got to the main gates he was stopped by Flitwick, who proceeded to do spell scans on him and then canceled the spells he found. "Give this list to a teller and tell them it is from Flitwick to Ragnok, it has to do with actions in Hogwarts. They will then remove the other spells on you. Lord Potter is not alone and his enemies will fall. Don't be on the wrong side." That made the man nervous as he apparated away.

At the bank he handed over the parchment and was soon escorted to a backroom where two goblins began a full spell sweep and cleaning. They yelled something out the door but Remus was more worried about their reaction to his scan. Once they finished he was led to a conference room.

His mind was going into a million directions when the door opened and in walked Amelia Bones and Sirius Black. Black held his hand out to stop Remus from moving. Bones just scowled. "Mr. Lupin, Are you a werewolf?" He dropped his head and sighed. He was already outed and it looked Like it was not going to be long before he was hunted. "Yes Ma'am, I was turned when I was a child."

"So you went through seven years in Hogwarts as a werewolf with no accidents. You also never harmed anyone since Hogwarts and was a family friend of the Potters, is this correct?" He nodded.

Sirius stepped up. "Remus Lupin, You have been tagged with four spying and listening spells and two tracking spells before leaving Hogwarts all to the same wand. When those were removed by Professor Flitwick and you arrived here you had an additional listening spell. That means those who knew you were coming here had to have arrived in the alley and tagged you before you walked in. That has the goblins on the warpath. Now you are going to tell us everything Bumbledore has told you to get you back in Britain. Then we will tell you what's really going on. And yes, Moony, she had to confirm your status since it is one of the laws we have reworked. You have shown you are responsible with your condition and have a clean record."

Lupin was confused but agreed and told how he believed his condition would be used against him caring for Harry. He had asked to write or contact Harry but Dumbledore kept insisting 'the boy was in a protected location and reaching out to him would let others know where he was'. A month ago Dumbledore contacted him to be the next DADA professor to gauge how well Harry was doing and to aid in keeping an eye on Harry. That last part pissed the others off.

Sirius Looked annoyed, "Mr. Lupin.. Moony, Let me tell you what happened that night and after then Director Bones will tell you everything we are allowed to tell about Harry's life up to the end of last year and the summer. Remember the Oath and remember who your friends really are."

Remus Lupin returned to Hogwarts with a new bracelet that would repel spying and tracking spells. He even asked for a mail redirect to Gringotts and if they did not get any mail after a week to contact him and Director Bones. He asked how he was going to get the missing mail when Sirius called for Dobby, The elf looked confused then nodded. "So you is one of the others with Mail in that room. Ok Dobby get your mail. Master Harry's Dogfather, there be three other names in the mail, I bring you one letter each so you find them too." Remus was looking through the mail when Bones cursed a line that made both men cringe. Lupin was already upset as these were job offers from allies here in the UK. He did not have to leave to find work as they all knew of his problem and still wanted him to teach their children.

He asked Harry if he could speak to him after class again and when Harry looked doubtful Remus raised his hand, "I solemnly swear, I'm up to no good." Harry nodded then smiled and replied, "Mischief Managed. Welcome back Uncle Moo'ey. Sirius told stories of my antics as a baby."

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That Saturday morning while Lupin left for the bank….

Harry was getting worried as his letters to Asha had not returned but Hedwig was right in front of him with a happy nature. He knew something was up but the sudden gasps and then silence from the room caught his attention. He looked up to see one of the Occamy Aids, (he really needed names for them) coming in with a package.

He laughed when everyone shuffled away as it landed in front of him. {Hello little one. Good job on the delivery. Was there any problems?} The creature turned and glared at the Headmasters seat that was empty. Then nodded to Harry. {Ok tell Asha to inform the Goblins. Now should I open this here or later?} {Read now, Open Later.} Harry handed some ham and bacon to the Occamy as it slid up to his other shoulder and held a piece to Hedwig.

Hermione was the closest and looked at the serpent with a grin. "Harry, can you ask if I can pet it please?" He did and soon it got attention from the girl. Professor Snape walked up scowling.

"Mr. Potter, why is there an Occamy on your shoulder? I was under the impression that the owl is your familiar. That is a dangerous creature and has no place in this school." Harry just grinned and pointed to the letter he was reading. He wisely hid the package in his robes before anyone tried to take it.

He swallowed his food he just ate, "Professor, did you really try to not mention the fact everyone saw this wonderful little guy deliver mail to me. Also for your information, Hedwig prefers to claim I am 'her' familiar. Just saying. Now unless you have other business as a Professor then please allow me to finish my mail. Also note that the 'Intent wards' are tied to intent, not species. Don't want another troll or basilisk attack when it can be avoided. I mean look at this evil and dangerous monster of scales and feathers." At that moment it was rolled over wiggling with the petting it was getting from Ginny and Luna.

The rest of the room snickered at the sight. "I believe it is clear that you're basing your knowledge on books written by wizards who angered an Occamy instead of talking with it. Oh that's right. I can speak Parseltongue, so I must be a Dark wizard and my words mean nothing."

Snape sneered then looked at the envelope with an odd seal on the seam. "And just who is it that warrants an Occamy to deliver their mail Mr. Potter?" He was very curious as to this new development and hoped he could intimidate the boy into getting even one good answer.

The boy straightened up and held Snape's gaze with the authority of a Lord. "The truth is that this is official mail from an ally of the House of Potter and therefore none of your business. Mr. Snape. Do remember that next time you try to question someone on their personal mail." He shifted to the calm boy persona again, "But if you must know it is from my wife. Now I have to go and see what she sent without prying eyes as it may be even more personal. Good Day Mr. Snape."

"Ten points from Gryffindor for your cheek and ten more points for disrespect in addressing a Professor."

"I challenge, I am Lord Potter and you know that yet only refer to me as Mr. So I did the same. Also it is not cheek to remind you of the personal rights of each student here. Even as a Professor you have no right to ask about a student's mail unless it causes severe emotional distress. Of which I am not in. Now please go see the Deputy Headmistress so we can get on with this issue and I can attend to my business."

He held out his hand and soon the Occamy, reluctantly, slid back up his arm. The girls were sad but giggled as it waved its tail as a goodbye. When the two arrived Snape was about to speak but Harry cut him off. "I have challenged Professor Snape on the grounds of misuse of authority in taking points, and on the grounds of interrogating a student on his personal mail. Also the lack of proper title was 'returned' to the Professor during the whole conversation so that was a valid reason as well."

Snape looked livid at the actions but soon calmed down. "Be that as it may, you cannot challenge…." He stopped as Professor Flitwick handed him a copy of the school rules turned to the part about the challenge of discipline. "I see then I retract my deduction and stand down. I will request your 'wife' use a different method of delivering mail."

Harry laughed and looked at them all. "You really don't want to do that. She does have a lot at her disposal to use for such a mundane task and it would be… very distracting to the students. If you'll excuse me I have a reply to write and probably knickers to secure in my trunk. She threatened to do that if I forgot to contact her weekly, or if she got bored."

As he left the whole hall was in a fit as he had claimed the letter was from his wife. Even the Gryffindors heard Luna say it was nice that he finally married her. The room never saw Occamy steal a piece of bacon from Snape's plate but the tiny Professor did and thought it was good fun.

Back in his room Harry opened the package to see a small triangle of cloth with a little red ribbon. He knew she did not wear such things but it did smell like her and his inner 'taste' sense made him blush. She was a very naughty little Lamia. He thanked her for the gift and wrote of the events so far and that morning. He also charmed the letter to ensure only she could open and read it. The Occamy told him he would talk with the others to see what they could do next time for his mail.

When the others arrived he was finishing his homework and Hermione quickly went to collect hers. The room whispered about the Mysterious wife and they soon looked closer. Seamus had to be the one to ask, "Harry how long have you been wearing that ring.?" Everyone looked at the Serpent styled ring on his ring finger. It was golden with silver details and emerald for the eyes of two snakes intertwined then touching noses at the top.

"Since the wedding, of course. I mean it is MY wedding ring. and I am happily married. Asha is very wise, but easily emotional and loves to cuddle. But that's all you're getting from me today. And no guys I will not tell you about our nights. That is personal and not for perverts like you to ruin."

The girls all whined and the guy just scoffed at the statement. Even if it was true. The room went about their work but Hermione kept looking at Harry like she wanted to ask a question. "You won't like the answer if you do ask. I did say she would try to embarass me." She nodded but her curiosity finally got to her. She lasted two whole hours. Before she could ask he leaned to her ear and whispered. She had a near full body blush and ran to her dorm room refusing to speak to anyone.

He did have Dobby transport him to the Caverns to spend a couple hours with Asha and go over any needed rulings. She never let him out of her coils till he had to return to the castle.

That night was his meeting with Lupin. He was happy about it all but he still felt something was off. Ron had been focusing on his pet rat who looked really ill lately and soon the 'scent' hit him. He had to find a way to get the rat from the boy and to Amelia Bones. His answer was in front of him. Well breakfast was in front of him but that was done by House elves. He would have Dobby send a message to Bones and let her decide to tell Sirius or not.

Dumbledore was still annoyed that his spying spells were found and now every time he tried to reapply they would land somewhere else. He was most displeased when one landed in a bathroom after a very nasty string of bowel loosening hexes. Little did he know that the hex was the effect of one of the wards to stop negative Intent. Even the twins were warned to back off the pranks unless it was truly in fun, for all, and no one could get hurt by accident. Harry said that meant it was not a prank as much as moral enhancement, He even volunteered for an enhancement as long as he was aware of the outcome, not the time or place.

The week was more fun for Harry when he was playfully accosted during CoMC class by a very friendly Baby Legiacrus. When Hagrid tried to pick it up it shocked him then went back to tickling Harry. "Ok ok I see Asha took it as a challenge. Good thing this is a baby." {Ok little one you win. Now do you have something for me?} The baby nodded then turned to show a letter pouch on its back. Harry noticed it was a little thicker than just a letter so pocketed it and scratched the thing under its chin till it flopped over. Hagrid slowly approached.

"Umm Harry, What is tha'? I ne'er seen anythin' like it?" Malfoy kept back after seeing what it did to Hagrid. Harry looked around and grinned. "So want an unscheduled class Hagrid?" He nodded. and Harry had them gather around. He went into a basic description of the large dog sized dragon and its properties. When Malfoy called him out for owning a dragon Harry shook his head. "I don't own this guy. He just happens to like my wife and does small tasks for her. Besides, I never said she lived in Britain. You should know best that not all laws are like ours."

The dragon left but did take a swim with the giant squid before creating a lightning flare that made it disappear. (The flare hid the activation of the portkey) When Harry arrived at lunch Luna sat beside him with a frown. "Harry, you did not tell me you had connections to a Voltic Defibiter. What else are you hiding?" He laughed as the Raveclaws now had seen and heard about this unknown creature and then the words of Looney Luna made them freeze up.

"Luna, You and I have different terms for the creatures we know of. That is a Legiacruzs, well a baby anyway the real one would be close to the squids size. Now if you were to write the Names of your creatures and a description of them then I could have an elf look through the libraries to find what we call them and a picture or two." The room fell silent as this was not expected. He just admitted that her creatures could be real and he had information on things they did not know about. The ravenclaws nearly panicked when he said he would only do it for her as to help her identify what she sees with her gift.

Professor Flitwick decided that was a perfect spot to step in. "Lord Potter, can I ask why we have never heard of nor seen such creatures ourselves. And how do you have access to books on such subjects?"

"Easy. The older Wizards did not like being told they were less than the superior species they claimed to be. I mean that little baby is nothing, but piss off an adult and your spells fizzle out on its electric field. Yes it could be harmed but it takes more than spells to really take one down. The books were banned in Magical Britain by a Ministry run by those unhappy wizards. But it is being repealed as that is knowledge that could save someone's life. My libraries are not on UK soil so I can have the information given to those who wish it. Funny thing, that law only stated the Books were banned but did not say anything about the parts of information in them. Odd that one meant any of said old wizards could research about the creatures as long as not in book form."

The teachers all glared at the boy as he basically did it again but Snape was on his way to the boy.

"M..Lord Potter, what part of using standard means of postal service did you not get?"

"Potions Master Snape, When in your earlier statement of not using an Occamy did you say anything as detailed as' standard means of Postal service'? I wrote your comment word for word and did warn the staff of her response being...disruptive. Please clarify your words so you do not seem the dunderhead you have accused us of. I will challenge you again if you dare to take points."

The professor sneered and walked away as the table whispered about the laws and creatures they did not know of. Luna hugged the boy and told him to thank his wife for her. When he arrived in his room after the last class he finally looked into the package. It was some pictures of the Lamia from the bathing pools. He smiled and wrote out his reply after again using parsel magic to stow and hide the pictures. He was happy for one that had just her upper body with no way to see her tail. She did wear a wrap and cover to look like a robe but he knew better. He kept that one on him and charmed to be blank if taken away from him. He worded the statement about Snape exactly as said and wondered what her next reply would be. He also hated that the next day was an early wizengamot meeting. Mcgonagal was already informed that he would be out for those and his grades were fine for faking the need for them. He was actually studying the work for his Newts to take the next Summer.

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Minister Scrimgeour looked at the assembled members and the new Proxy Forms and sighed. He had no connections to the wives or the other proxies. Harry had literally balanced the field and stripped any prior debts. This Wizengamot was going to be opinionated but not biased. He also saw the form where each proxy had given the oath of the charter while in the seats of the Wizengamot.

Chief Warlock also looked angry when he realized these women and men would not be swayed by his prior glory. The old crowd had been cut down and the new ones had protected themselves by using the original Oath. If he tried to magically manipulate them the seats would lock down again.

The new business was bringing up the laws that needed to be reviewed before the next meeting. When Dumbledore claimed they would need to finish the others, That was met by Mrs. Avery asking why this was delayed as these had been on the books for two meetings already. Lord Black raised his wand to be acknowledged. "I believe from now on we set actual timeframes for each set we review as these are to be done both by our own selves and by the Department they are connected to. We are paying them to work so what is it they are doing that delays this process?"

That was agreed on by the majority. But Lord Potter also raised his wand. Dumbledore twitched. "Lord Potter why are you not in school?" He glared at the old man but then smiled.

"Thank you for acknowledging me. I have done the proper steps to reserve these days and my grades are in the top percentile. Now I am going to suggest we start looking very carefully at what these departments are doing when not working on the Ministry assigned tasks. I highly doubt the Underage Misuse of Magic department needs all twelve of its staff during school terms. They could be looking into why a Law that cannot be enforced in magical homes and areas and a system that reacts to the Magic of anything Magical even exists?"

The Minister looked concerned by this. "Care to explain that Lord Potter?" Harry then told of the reaction by the monitoring system to an unauthorized house elf in a muggle area doing magic at the registered location of one Harry Potter and the warning letter he later received. He stated that the house was where he was staying and most of the non-magicals there were in the know. Also no one came to investigate the event.

"I see. And it is known among the magically raised that spells at home do not trigger the system as it does not determine who is casting. We will add that to the next set of Laws to review. And I already have decided to do in house reviews of each Department. So today we need to get a decent chunk of the laws reviewed and altered or dropped."

The rest of the meeting went well and the Minister got some points from the women as he listened to their input instead of ignoring them. He was surprised how much the women were aware of but after the Wizengamot meeting Lords Black and Potter had an appointment with him. "So tell me why I just now learned more about the Ministry from witches than from my own advisors and department heads?"

Sirius just looked like the cat who caught the canary. "It is a simple fact that we men like to complain to the wives and mistresses about the annoying things in the ministry, and those women like to chat among themselves. I bet that any single one of them can do more for the ministry than all three of us put together." Harry just nodded.

"Fine, I know when I'm out matched. Now about this training from outside sources? I know the ICW has extra training requirements and lessons but you talk as if it needs more than that. What exactly am I missing?" Potter asked if he had a Pensive then handed him a memory. When they returned the Minister looked pale. What was that?"

Harry smiled. "That was the memory of Field Medic Granger, Father to a first generation witch, Hermione Granger. That was what they call 'basic' training. As you saw they have better training and deadlier weapons than you give them credit for. The Non-magicals have technology that never stopped improving. We magicals have become complacent. Now do you see what the difference is in how the 'dark minions' and our Aurors train versus real training?"

The discussion was to find any First generation or non-magical raised witches and wizards that had gone through the training to come and train the Aurors and take a post if they wish. They would be allowed to schedule so they did not miss their own training. And the Minister had to see what the non-magical government knew about the magical. That was an even greater debate but they agreed to look into it later.

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Two days later Harry was trying to not fall over laughing as Starma, wearing specially made robes to allow her wings and tail free, walked into the Great Hall at breakfast with Hedwig on her shoulder. "Greetings, Lord Potter. As requested I am to deliver these letters to you by the universal 'standard method' which is by a delivery person. Since I oversee the delivery of Draken goods I am such a person..."

A loud thud was heard as everyone saw Snape had slammed his head into the table. Harry knew it was getting close to that dreaded night so he decided to give one last push. "I am Honored for this Ambassador Starma of the Draken Empire and I ask if you wish to have breakfast with us?" She smiled but shook her head, to the whining of the men around the room. She was amazingly beautiful even with the wings, tail, and scales.

"I have another engagement to attend for breakfast, however your wedding invitation is among the letters. Good day Lord Potter." With a last turn and a flick of her tail to tease the men she left as quietly as she arrived. Snape had to leave as he now had a headache. Harry was looking over the letters and pocketed the one from Asha that said personal. She did send one that said safe. He read that at the table and chuckled. He knew this was going to be good but when she said Sirius explained about the human Postal Service for non-magicals, well Starma decided to get in on it and personally deliver the Wedding invitation. They decided to have it on All Hallows Eve to add more Magic to the union. Harry had to let his head of house know he would be gone the day before and that day.

Those around him just sat speechless as he read his mail. The twins approached carefully and bowed. "Lord Potter….

"...We are not worthy."

"You have out matched the legends…"

"...Out done the Marauders.."

Harry looked shocked but then grinned. "I Solemnly swear, I'm up to no good. You talk about legends still alive and one had a hand in that too. You just met the future wife of Padfoot." The two feinted right there in the Hall and even Mcgonagal had a smirk from it knowing it had to do with the original Marauders. Remus was laughing quietly but he knew he needed to find out what just happened. Hermione was starting to blush as she remembered seeing the draken woman in the Bathing pools. She was very beautiful and had no problem with Harry there. She was also very much dating Sirius...The wedding!

"Umm Harry is she really going to marry that old dog. I mean he is immature most of the time. And she is...well she is not one for childishness." Harry patted the girls arm and reassured her they had dated many times and Sirius has been working on finding all laws restricting sales of non-wizard products. He wanted to get her a chance to improve her trade position for the Empire. He even had an empty spot in Diagon Alley if he could get the place stocked with her jewelry, even a few Goblin trinkets with a goblin to oversee all sales on that end.

Luna was looking airily at the door as she smiled. "Harry, you may need to be ready to put the papers in their place. But the Quibbler would like to know if we can print the truth from you after the wedding." He agreed if Lord Black did. Neville still looked confused when he heard Lord Black was involved.

That night the twins cornered Harry about the Marauders and showed him the map. He smiled and told them to get him to the DADA professors room. When they did he knocked in a special pattern. The door opened as Remus watched the three enter. He waved it closed and grinned as they held up the map.

Remus looked nostalgic, "Where did you find it? We thought we lost it our final year. James wanted to give it to his children when they came to the school. Gentlemen, welcome to the Marauders. I heard from Mcgonagal about your pranks and I am glad you toned it down this year. May I present you to the son of Prongs. (waving at Harry) And Messer Moony, (waving to himself). Padfoot is Lord Black and...we disavowed Wormtail. That was Peter Pettigrew, the one who really betrayed the Potters. Also I need your help with that. I believe your younger brother has a pet rat. Does this rat have a missing toe?"

They nodded and answered a few more questions. Remus agreed for them to stun the boy and the rat and sneak them here. He will call for Bones to arrest the rat. They looked confused till he explained about animagus forms and the names of the Marauders. It took till the weekend but they did it and soon a rat was sitting in the DMLE under heavy wards for Animagus criminals. The Ministry would have to have a trial but that was formality. Bones had already dosed and interrogated the rat.

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Lord black was hugging Harry and Remus while bouncing like a schoolgirl in the Great Hall. Luna pouted that she could not be hugged like that. When he finally let go he told the two 'it was the best wedding gift ever'.

Later in Remus' office after a sweep for spells, he handed Remus his invite saying he would be a groomsman but their culture did not have such. However he did need at least two men to be his vouchers for being human and not a bigot. Seeing as Remus was a werewolf and his school mate he held a big vote. But Harry was King Basilisk so his word counted as greater. Asha was not around him that much but she would back him up if challenged.

Remus looked confused as they did not explain the King part with Amelia in the room. Later He was getting the quick and dirty of the events not for other ears. He looked at Harry in awe then cursed. "That's why the wolf was afraid of you. I could smell the venom but did not realize what it was. I worried you were being poisoned but you never fell ill. Ok so how bad are these changes?" Harry smiled before opening his mouth and letting the fangs flex out slowly. Asha had been teaching him. He warned that if he ever covered his eyes then it meant his Death Glare was active.

The group broke before classes started and Harry was getting into a mood as the days passed. Luna finally sat in his lap at lunch and told him to cheer up or else she would remind him of his duties to his wife's office. He agreed to act better but soon the Daily Prophet came out and Rita Skeeter had her poison quill at it again. Harry smiled though as he read it.

Skeeter claimed that Lord Black was to be wed in a ceremony on October 31st, the same day as the death of the Potters and the end of the Dark Lord. It was said that his soon to be wife is not even half human and she is a high ranking member of an Empire. One student at Hogwarts had claimed she arrogantly strolled into the Great Hall to give lord Potter his invitation and shamelessly flirted with the males in the Hall. The young man also stated that Lord Potter knew this creature and addressed her like some form of diplomat.

Rita went on to state the members of the Wizengamot should seize the Black vaults before this 'succubus' could steal it all. When the report ended Harry wrote a quick note to Lord Black that he would deal with the leak in Hogwarts and he was to use the enclosed note at the Daily Prophets office. It was one thing to defame an unknown but quite another thing when she insulted and accused an Ambassador of the Draken Empire that does business with the Goblins and openly stated that a Lord's vault should be 'seized' due to who he marries. His letter was to inform The Editor in Chief that Rita Skeeter is to be handed over to Lord Black and Aurors for her own protection and the separation from the paper. She is to be fired as soon as she is in custody and blacklisted for all allied press.

Lord Black had shown up in the building with three Aurors and an Under Secretary to the Minister. The only one not looking irritated was the underling. When they entered the office Rita was already there. She turned to see why Mr. Chuff was looking pale. She looked at the group and scowled. "You can't arrest me for anything. I told the world of your marriage and to that thing…"

She was hit with a silencer and Sirius handed the letter to Chuff. He turned and glared at the woman. "What the hell did you do? Yes take her right now she is fired and I will inform all the press agencies about this. I will not let my paper be destroyed because of her stupidity. Skeeter you screwed up big, and insulted someone with real power."

Sirius turned to the now shocked woman. "My fiance IS the Ambassador to the Draken Empire. They do trade with many Nations around the world and with the goblins. Plus you called her a 'succubus'. That is an insult far greater than calling my 'PUREBLOOD fanatical' mother a muggle lover. Do you understand we are making sure we survive your poisoned quill? Don't fight us because if not us, then you will be killed for the Honor of the Empire. There is nothing we can do as the only ones not trading with them is the UK."

By the time she was placed in a cell she was trying to use her animagus of a water beetle to get away. She then realized something was wrong. She could not transform. Lord Black watched her before running to get Bones. When he walked into her office, the minister was there as well. Sirius was grinning, "I know how she got all those stories. The little bitch is an animagus!"

Bones jumped up, "How can you be sure? What tipped you to it?" Sirius told them to watch her movements and compare to his. He then shifted to Padfoot. He did it without his wand so the motion was very precise. They headed down and watched her doing it again and getting frustrated. Bones laughed at the irony and luck. This was Pettigrew's cell before he was tried and thrown through the veil.

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A/N OH snap, shit gonna get real now. (Evil grin)

question for the readers... Should the Queen or England be a squib or full witch in hiding? The difference will effect her role later in the story.