Guess who's back, back again Geo's back, tell a friend...…...Anyway guys It's me Geo and welcome to The Loud House variety Show I know I promised you guys i'd do the Chowder episode the froggy apple crumble thumpkin and it's still coming so until then enjoy this parody of back at the barnyard an underrated show and one of my personal favorites as this chapter we'll be showing off a parody of Cowman and Ratboy! so enjoy

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Geo and Lana were seen Lounging in two lawn chairs in front of the loud house when Lola walked out the front door with a grossed out look on her face. "Geo you have to do something Lynn and her dirty socks are stinking up the house again!" she complained as Geo gave a tired yawn. "Yeah well i'm not a big fan of stick either lola and it would kinda be a waste to get involved and when you mix stick on a scale with confrontation." Geo was cut off by Lola's annoyed groan. "Ugh seriously Geo? Sometimes I think you're way too nice!" Lola gave a huff as she walked off making Geo smirk as he looked at lana. "She bought it, are you ready for action chum?" Hearing this made Lana smirk. "Dude i'm always ready!" The Duo quickly got up and ran into the backyard shed where Geo proceeded to open a secret compartment revealing two outfits one was a yellow and green suit with a black cowl and orange cape while the other was a blue and brown suit with a purple face mask as on Geo's suit was the Moon surrounded by other planets. The symbol on Lana's suit however was a star surrounded by frogs the two of them gave heroic poses they were now QUASAR MAN AND KID NOVA! Meanwhile inside the loud House Lisa and Leni were sitting on the couch Lisa had a book in her hands and Leni was knitting. "Ya know lisa there's nothing like a relaxing day of doing not…" *SMASH!* Leni was cut off as the couch was raised into the ceiling crushing them as Geo Drove a large Dune buggy up the stairs.


*Lynn's room*


The sporty Loud sister was laying in bed as her feet were propped up against the air vent letting the cool air chill off her gross feet. "Ahhh that feels good, nothing like a good air out to stop my dogs from barking" she sighed as she suddenly found herself being pushed off her bed. "Hey who's there?" "I'm your worst nightmare dirtbag! I'm Quasar-Man!" Geo spoke in a deep batman-like voice. "And i'm his sidekick Kid-Nova!" Lana said in a triumphant voice as Lynn rolled her eyes. "C'mon guys not this stupid superhero game again seriously you're worse than Lincoln when it comes to Ace savvy!" she said as Geo jumped off her bed. "Those feet will smell sweeter once you've had a whiff of my Space Gas!"

Geo pulled an aerosol can of spray from his back pocket and sprayed it onto Lynn making her scream in pain. "AHHHH LEMONY FRESH SCENT IT RUINS MY MOJO IT BURNS IT BURNS THE PAIN!" She screamed as she slipped on her roller skate and fell down the stairs cracking several bones before tumbling out the front door smashing her face onto the fire hydrant when it suddenly exploded in a burst of fire. "I'm okay.." she groaned. "HAHAHA FOILED AGAIN!...Quasar-man, my super Nova hearing is detecting more evil!" lana said as Geo narrowed his eyes. "Your ears are our strongest ally! QUASAR-MAN! (Lana: and kid nova) AWAY!"

*Elsewhere*

Meanwhile across the road in the backyard of the Yates family Luna and Lori were doing jazzercise with Beatrix and Belle but Lori wasn't feeling it. "Oh boy this is literally the best thing ever. Why don't we do hair pulling next?" Lori said as She looked over and saw that Luna and the others were moving at a faster pace than she was. "Sorry sis but Jazzercise ain't as awesome unless you do it crazy fast like me!" Luna said as she began to move at a blur to the point where the Yates sisters collapsed in exhaustion. Unti a whip wrapped itself around the radio they were listening to. "You can dance but you can't hide!" Geo spoke as Luna gained heart eyes. "Oh great Quasar-man and Kid Nova" Lori groaned in annoyance as Geo pulled his whip causing the radio to go flying right into a tree which proceeded to fall on top of the girls. Geo gave a gulp as he looked around nervously before clearing his throat. "Uhhh Just as Quasar-man planned!" Hearing this made Lana raise her eyebrow. "No you said we were gonna" she started to say before Geo cut her off. "JUST AS QUASAR-MAN PLANNED KAZOOM!"

"KAZOOM!"

"No Lana I just Kazoom" he said quickly. "Oh okay" she said before making a weird loud bellowing noise with her mouth that didn't sound like a belch. The two of them quickly went into their Dune Buggy and drove as Lori poked her head out the leaves. "THAT'S IT LUNA GET THE OTHERS IT'S TIME FOR A FAMILY MEETING!" She said Luna crawled out. "You're right sis time to put an end to the insanity of Lana and that big...handsome sexy drop dead total hottie dashing.." "OKAY OKAY WE GET IT….You have a thing for Geo moving on!" Lori said, making Luna blush.


*Meanwhile*


Looking through a telescope at the driving super heroes was Jauncey yates ever since she was made captain of the neighborhood watch. She made it her mission to bring the trouble making vigilanties to justice as her husband Bumper Sr was asleep in a recliner. "BUMPER! Those Super weirdos are back and they're acting crazy again!' She said as he rolled his eyes ever since that Mango Honey butter incident in Rio de Janeiro he's more or less done with the constant smiling and trying to be better than everyone else said incident also made his children a little more wild and unpredictable and it also unhinged his wife greatly. "You know about Crazy don't you honey?" he said sarcastically as she frowned at his choice of words unaware that Our heroes were watching her via a pair of binoculars.

"Quasar-Man!...Mrs Yates is spying on us again' Lana sighed making geo roll his eyes. 'DEPLOY THE SPACE-MOFLAGE!"

"Ye….wait?"

"Ya know the balloon with the ink in it?" he spoke as lana nodded in understanding. "Oh okay Balloon with Ink away!"

Back at the Yates household Juancy set up a camcorder to record the heroes. "I'll show you Mister smoothie skin. I'm not crazy. I'm the opposite of crazy (while she was talking she was unaware of the balloon soaring towards her) and when I expose those phonies then I'll …"


*SPLAT!*


"Maybe I should just get the tub going and take a nice warm soak?" she sighed as Geo and lana high fived as the other louds now covered in all sorts of bandages and casts all hobbled towards them. 'GEO!"

"No need to thank me KAZOOM!" he said as Lucy walked up and walked his leg with her crutch. 'Geo we are so sick of this dumb game of yours!" She growled as Lynn nodded as she was still charred from her completely random explosion. "Yeah I hope you're faster than a speeding Ass-Beating!" hearing this made the duo backup a little. "Whoa citizens no Likey the Quasar-man?" he asked luna stopped him. "Now you listen geo you might look cool and hot and...handsome...and…..(LUNA!)...But your idea of fighting crime around the town is just plain…" Luna was going to finish until leni cut her off. "DUMB! ITS JUST PLAIN DUMB! D U..M….N...L…..7?...DUMB!" she said as Lana frowned. "Leni there's no L in Dumb7!"

"You two are the worst superheroes ever!" Lincoln said as the others nodded. "I agree plus your homemade gadgets are incredibly mediocre at best" Lisa huffed. "Hey hold on guys we are awesome superheroes right Lana?"

"Yeah we got the sweet outfits, the Utility belts and ingenious devices like Geo Moon-a-rang show'em Big G!" she said as Geo took out a boomerang glued to another boomerang that was glued to a trash can lid. "Check this out!" Geo threw his weapon across the air as it looped back around and hit Lola square in her face knocking her over. "I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!"

"Uhhh okay so add some ice to your toes and the sensation should start to...TO THE SPACEMOBILE!" Geo said as he and lana creeped away and quickly ran off.

*Later*

The duo were sitting on the edge of a cliff that sat across town for some reason moping about and thinking about what the others told them. "They're wrong lana we're great superheroes" "Of course we are don't sweat it Geo we're way better than those other costumed weirdos"

"Yeah Like Sandra bullock! I mean her makeup makes her face look weird and how when was the last time a crime really happened to a Squid huh?" Geo asked as Lana looked back and saw a car approaching. "Geo look!" Lana said as Inside the car were Leni's friend Jackie and Mandee, Jackie was on her phone and Mandee was trying to apply her eyeliner…..while driving. "Jackie i can't tell if this color matches my eyes it's hard to add this eyeliner" she whined. 'Well why don't you just let go of the wheel so you can get a better look?" her friend stupidly suggested. 'Great idea!" she said as she did so and let the car spin out of control the two screamed as it was sent flying over the edge of the cliff that was across town for some reason. Geo and Lana gave a gasp as Lana hopped on her friend's shoulder. "Geo blast me at the car i can make it!"


"What!? But lana…"

"BLAST ME!" She yelled as he nodded and pulled out a homemade bazooka to which Lana jumped into as geo fired her towards the car and watched as she tied one end of a rope to the bumper just as geo tied the other to a nearby tree saving the girls who have been since proven to be friends of leni. "Phew" Geo sighed as he started to pull the rope. "Double phew" Lana said as Geo pulled the whole car back onto the edge of the cliff that was across town for some reason.

"Hey we're alive!" Mandee said happily as she and jackie got out of the car and hugged each other when they saw geo approaching them. "Hello ladies now i know i look like a weirdo but.."

"Weirdo? You're a superhero you saved us!" "Like totally!" they said as Lana climbed onto Geo's shoulders. "Don't forget me, I helped to!"

"Whoa! A sidekick that has the power to transform into a midget!" Jackie said as Mandee kissed their cheeks making them blush. "Who are you guys?" Mandee asked as they gave heroic poses. 'I'M QUASAR-MAN!", "AND I'M SIDEKICK KID NOVA!" they both said as the girls took their pictures and posted them on the internet.


*Loud house*


The Louds were all watching Tv when Geo kicked the door down as he and Lana were now dressed in their normal outfits and had five boxes of pieces. "HA in your faces jerkwads we are totally awesome superheroes we saved people!" "Yeah and got free Pizza!" Lana said as leni went over and hugged them. "We know! And thanks for saving my besties!" "Wait you know?' Geo and Lana went over and saw that Katherine mulligan was reporting the story on the news .

"It seems that Royal Woods has a new superhero, a man dressed in a cheap dollar store batman suit calling himself Quasar-man" she said, making Lana frown. "And Kid Nova they never say Kid Nova!" Lana exclaimed as she made the same odd bellowing noise from before as Geo smiled. "This is awesome, we're famous! And Lana and I had this great idea. We want you guys to join us!"

"Yeah I'll Literally do that after never!" Lori said, crossing her arms. "Aww c'mon Lori we made costumes for everyone!" Lana held up a drawing of all the louds minus Lori conveniently as superheroes. 'Together we can combat evil as The Stardust Crusaders!" Geo said as Lola took lana's picture and grimaced. "Ugh these designs are ugly!" she said as Lana took the picture back.

"You sure its the picture you're talking about?" Lana snickered as Lola tackled her the two began to fight until they were interrupted by the tv. "This just in a daring back robbery has just occurred and the suspect was seen heading down route 1!"

"YES ALRIGHT!" Geo shouted as they louds gave him weird looks. "There's a robbery near here we can totally nail this crook!" Geo said as Lori scoffed. "Let me think about it..NO!" she said as Leni nodded and hid behind her. "I'm allergic to bank robbers!" she exclaimed. "Fine whatever more fun for us right Lana?"

"Yeah lets go justice isn't going to serve itself!"


*Yates household*


Jauncey and bumper were on the couch watching tv when she saw the heroes on the screen. "Bumper Look it's those weirdos again the ones who are trying to steal my spot as the captain of the neighborhood watch!"

"Flight control to your mind you're going down! Pull up pull up!' Bumper Sr spoke as his wife scowled in anger and ripped out a chunk of her hair. Meanwhile Geo and Lana were watching the Robber's car speeding down the road. "Q-Man it's the perp, how do we stop him?"

"Leave that to me old chum time for the quasar-man slippery soap bombs!" Geo shouted as he threw down a bar of soap that had a lit fuse on it as the car drove over it the bomb exploded making it slide all over the place until it crashed into a tree near the duo. "Ugh" he groaned as Geo ran up to him. "You're going to jail stink sack!"

"Hey you're that quasar-man from Tv you'll never take me alive!" the crook said as he ran off with geo quickly following. "Yes I will!"

"No you won't!"

'Totally will!"

"Nuh Uh!"

"Yah Huh!"

"Nope!"

"You might as well give up now!" Geo shouted as Lana tried and failed to keep up. "Geo!...I mean Quasar-man wait for me!"

The Robber had a good head start as he made his way towards the Yates house and kicked the door down, scaring jauncey. "AHHHH BUMPER ITS THE THIEF FROM TV HE'S IN OUR LIVING ROOM!" She yelled to her husband who was in the basement playing Pool with his sons. "No honey, that's just a door to door salesman getting bold." he said, clearly ignoring her. "Hey quiet lady Quasar-man's on my tail!" he said as she gained a smirk. "Quasar-man you say? Tell me everything!"


Geo was making his way down the road and headed for the Yates household. "Can't let him harm the Yates!...then again….NAH! I better stop him." he said as he kicked the door down of the Yates family. "BEHOLD I AM QUASAR-MAN I AM THE GALACTIC AVENGER I AM S[PACE JUSTICE INCARNATE I AM!...*BONK!*...Sleepy" Geo said as he fell over unconscious as Juancy had knocked him out with a frying pan. ""Hehehehe thanks for the help lady now I'm out of here!" the robber said before jauncey pointed her pan at him. "Oh no you don't!, You're in this with me so GET BACK INSIDE!" She exclaimed as Lana witnessed the whole thing from the window. "Holy Mother of Purple Lamp studios! We're gonna need backup!" Lana exclaimed as she quickly ran down the road and back home where she saw the others relaxing on the porch.

"Guys Guys! Geo's been captured, we Gotta help him!" she exclaimed as the others gave a gasp. "Somehow I knew you and the dynamic Dumbass would mess things up!" Lori groaned. "Oh poor Geo i wish there was something we could do to help" Leni said with a sad face. "Maybe we can Leni...MAYBE…..WE…...CAN!" Luna said as the camera zoomed into her thinking face. "Uhhh Luna you're freaking me out" Leni whined.


*Back with Geo*


The crook was tying up a struggling geo to a chair as Juancey prepared her camera ready to unmask him. "Ma'am as a deputized officer of the law I have to say you will not get away with!..." he said until he was cut off.

"OH HUSH!...I know who you really are, you're just a sad homeless guy trying to steal my position as the neighborhood watch captain!" she said as the crook gave a weird look. "Ok this is getting way too strange for me" he said as he tried to leave until jauncey closed and locked the door on him. "Because of you my family thinks i'm crazy well NOT ANYMORE UNMASK HIM!" She yelled at the robber. "Uhhh I don't wanna get too close what if he has super melty vision or something?" he said as she rolled her eyes. 'Ugh forget it here you tape us and I unmask him myself!" she said as Geo gave a worried look. "Now quasar-man lets see who you really are!" she said as her hand inched closer and closer to his mask until once again the door was kicked down this time by Luna who was dressed as a Viking. "STOP RIGHT THERE DUDE!...Oh No way you guys got the original poster for rock and rule? Awesome!" she said as Jauncey gave a confused look. "Who are you?"

"I'M QUASAR-GIRL!" She said as Lincoln and the others except for Lisa and Lori poured inside. "SPACE COWBOY TRITON REPORTING FOR DUTY!" Lincoln saluted. "I AM NEBULENA!" Lucy spoke, flashing her cape.

"THE NAMES COMET STRIKER!" Lynn exclaimed, showing off a baseball bat that was covered in star paint.

"THE CONFUSED MERMAID IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY!...wait what day is it?' Leni asked as Luna facepalmed. "CHUCKLESTAR IS READY TO BUST SOME CRIME AND SOME GUTS!" ;Luan shouted, brandishing a rubber chicken like it was a pair of nunchucks.

"AND I AM PINK SATURN AND TOGETHER WE ARE THE STARDUST CRUSADERS!" Lola shouted as they all struck a pose. "Hey Lola, I was supposed to say that" Leni whined. "I waited but you didn't jump in," she said as Leni sighed sadly. "Guys can we do our entrance again?" "I think i split my skirt" Luan muttered as Juancy scowled. 'Oh enough of this!" she said as she was about to attack them with her frying pan until Lynn threw her dirty socks from the start of the episode in her face. "AHHHH!...look at the pretty colors!" jauncey said as she fell unconscious while Lola and leni surrounded the Robber. "To me pink saturn!" she shouted as Lola gave a confused look "To me? What the heck does that mean?"

"I was hoping you knew?" Leni spoke giving a sheepish look as the robber booked it out of the house. "I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE!" he shouted as Luna untied Geo. "Not on Quasar-man's watch!" Geo and lana ran out the house and saw the crook getting away. "Kid Nova! Space-a-pult!" he said as lana jumped into his arms and Geo threw her at the crook. "COWABUNGA!" She shouted as she landed on his shoulders and began to pull his hair and slap his face causing him to run into geo.

"It's Fudge Packing time Filthbag!" Geo said as he knocked out the robber. Later geo stood in front of a police car as Chief Wiggum and his crew had the thief locked up in the back. "He's all your officer" Geo smiled. "Thank goodness for heroes like you quasar-man!' the chief said as the car drove off just as the others showed up. "Let's fight some more crime Quasar-man!" Lynn exclaimed happily. "Totally dudes i've been working on my battle cry KAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Luna shouted as Geo covered his ears and stopped her. 'Yeah umm maybe we should go back to our lair?" he said as they all took off only to trip and fumble over each other.


*Loud house later that night*


"Being superheroes was awesome, can we do it again?" Lincoln asked. "Of course Lincoln because with great power comes great root beer floats" Geo spoke as Lori rolled her eyes. "Great more jerks in spandex" she groaned as Lana scratched her head. "Hey lisa why weren't you there?"

"Simple i decided to take the role as the Heroes mission control that way none of you won't be without technical support" she spoke as she and geo fist bumped. "Awesome Lisa, that's a great idea!'


"Hey guys look!" Lincoln said as they all went to the front door and looked up at the sky and saw that Geo's symbol that was on his suit was imposed on the night sky. "Wow they're summoning Quasar-man you gonna go Geo?" Lola said as they all looked around and saw that Geo and Lana were gone. "Hey you guys ever notice That Geo and Quasar-man are never in the same place at the same time?" Leni said as they all facepalmed at her question. 'Leni you really are 31 flavors of stupid aren't you?" Lori spoke as Geo and Lana were in the Spacemobile and quickly driving off.

"Quasar-Man!"

"And Kid Nova away! Are we there yet?'

"No"

"How much longer?"

"Uhh not much longer"

"How many miles?"

"Lana why're you asking me these questions?"

"How come my face isn't up there?"

"Cause you're the sidekick"

'So? Sidekick's don't get signals?"

"Quasar-Man Ignoring Powers activate!" Geo shouted as the screen faded to black but not before Lana appeared to once again do her odd bellowing noise from earlier.


And there you have it my first parody in...well a long time and by the way this takes place long before Geo and Luna's daughter Blake was born same goes for Logan and Luan's kids as well anyway guys let me know what other episode of some other show you want me to parody and I'll do it if I've seen the show in question that is.