One day, Hank Hill arrives at work at Strickland Propane. Once he arrived inside the building, Buck Strickland, his boss greeted him.

Buck: "Morning Hank."

Hank: "Morning Buck Strickland."

When Hank gets to his desk, he checked on his new smartphone, but the only problem is, his Wi-Fi was not working today. Hank doesn't usually play on his phone during his shift, but today it was different. He was starting to feel angry.

Hank: "God dang it!"

So what did Hank do? He dialled his father's number (which is Cotton Hill), instead of his wife, Peggy or any of his friends like Bill, Boomhauer or even Dale. The phone rings and Cotton answers it.

Cotton (heard off screen): "Hello?"

Hank: "Dad, it's me Hank. I have my smartphone that won't connect to the internet, so I need you to come by for a minute."

Cotton: "God lord, Hank! I'm an old man, how should I know about this new fangled phone of yours?"

Hank: "Don't pretend you don't know how to use a smartphone, I've seen you using it before with my very eyes!"

Cotton: "What the... Pah! I was only using it because Didi taught me how to use it, and yeah you're right, I did know how to use the phone, a little bit. So don't be a cry baby and don't bother me! I'm at the casino with my friend, Topsy!"

Hank: (furiously) "Dad, I am not a cry baby! And let me tell you that I want you to come over here at Strickland Propane, NOW!"

Cotton (heard off screen): "You're a sissy son!"

Hank: "Dad, just come here now, OKAY?!"

Then Hank hangs up the phone, he was still furious. Buck Strickland came to see if Hank was alright.

Buck: "Is everything okay, Hank?"

Hank: "No I am not okay! My internet on my god dang phone is not working! I'm going out!"

And he stormed off and slammed the door to look for his dad and he left his phone behind. Buck picked up Hank's phone and thought.

Buck: "Oh he'll be back alright, he'll be back."

An hour later, Buck has gathered all his staff for a meeting.

Buck: "Now as you can tell, this company wouldn't be running if it wasn't for Hank. Now does any of you's have any ideas?"

Enrique: "Oh, I know. why don't we gather all our family's for a fair."

Buck: "That's a great idea!"

But before they can continue with the meeting, Hank opened the door and Cotton was with him. He was very annoyed.

Cotton: "This is better be good, Hank. I ain't staying here all day just to look at your sissy phone!"

Hank: "SEE! See, my phones right there!"

Cotton: "Alright, alright. I'll look at your damn phone."

Buck: "Oh, hello Hank, you've just missed half our meeting. Why don't you come and sit down and we can discuss the meeting. You can join me for a our bachelors party tonight."

Hank: (still furious) "No, I am not joining your bachelors party tonight! I won't sit down until my Wi-Fi is fixed!"

Roger: "Chill out, Hank. Our Wi-Fi is working fine."

Hank: "Well not for me!"

Cotton: "He's being a sissy about his sissy phone."

Then Cotton looked at his phone, but didn't care if Hank's phone was working.

Cotton: "Pah, your phones fine, I'm going."

As he walked to the door, Hank stormed in front of the door and he yelled.

Hank: "Come back here!"

Cotton: "Go and sit down with your gas station friends!"

Hank: "No, it's not a gas station, this is Strickland Propane and I am not sitting down until my Wi-Fi is fixed!"

Cotton: "Pah, who cares about your Wi-Fi?! Only a sissy son like you would sit around play on the phone all day!"

Hank: "That is not true Dad! I only wanted the internet fixed so I can check on that dang weather and catch up on my emails!"

Cotton: "Hank, you are a worthless son!"

Hank: "I'll show you whose a worthless son! BWAAAHHH!"

As Hank was about to slap his father in his face, but without even looking, he accidentally hit Tammi Duvall in her face instead.

Cotton: "Are you alright, madam?"

Said Cotton, as he wrapped around her face, making her feel better. Hank was so furious that he swiped all the paper away and violently punched one of his other coworkers in the face.

Buck: "Now take it easy, Hank. We can sort this out."

Hank: "DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN, I CAN KICK YOUR ASS IF I HAD TOO!

Buck: "Now wait a minute, wait a minute... You can't talk to me like that! I'm your boss!"

Hank: "That may be so, but all I want is my god dang phone to be working again!"

Joe: "Uh Hank, you're internet is working."

Hank: (calmly) "Well thank god for that."

So he finally sat down with his other coworkers and the meeting will continue from there. Later that afternoon, Hank was standing in front of his lawn drinking beer with his friends, Bill, Dale and Boomhauer.

Dale: "So what happened Hank? Did you lose your phone while at work?"

Hank: "Shut up, Dale. That is not what happened."

Bill: "You know I had internet problems once and you know how I feel?"

Hank: "What?"

Bill: "I feel really depressed, but hey everything's turn out fine in the end."

Boomhauer: "Yeah man, I''ll you what man, that dang ol' phone of yours was working just fine, and dang ol' you have a lot temper in you, man, I tell you what."

Hank: "Boomhauer, I'm not saying that you're right. But god dang it, my phone is really attached to me as much as it's attached to Bobby."

Dale: "That's the same with Joseph."

Hank: "Boy does our kids love to play on their gadgets. Yep."

Bill: "Yep."

Dale: "Yep."

Boomhauer: "Hmm-mm."

The End.

Authors Note: Hey guys, so I thought I'd do a short King of the Hill fan fiction story and this story is loosely based on my experience where my friend from BreakThru furiously talked to his aunt on the phone, because he thought his internet wasn't working and told her to come to the building. And like how Hank intended to hit Cotton, but hit Tammi instead, My friend did intended to hit his aunt but he slapped me right into my face instead. That was all back in 2015 when that happened. I was the only one sitting right where my friend and his aunt would be, while the other clients were on the other side of the table (and they were all female, I was the only male besides him). So I hope you like this story, and there may be more to come in future.