(Right After Jack get risen from the lake)

Jack: ( lands and instead of landing smoothly, slips, falls into the water again, comes back out choking water) *coughs* I hate this scene!

Director: Cut! This scene is important!
...

(Take 2)

Jack: ( landing perfectly until the ice cracks, falls through again, comes out coughing like a maniac) Can't we just cut this scene out?

Director: No. Everything was going so well. Cut!
...

(Take 3)

Jack: (lands perfectly this time but the wind picks up a bit too early and he flies crashing into a tree) Ow! Bloody hell!

Director: Cut! Maybe we should've just used stunt doubles

Jack: (Raises an eyebrow) You're telling me now?


(When Jack hits Jamie with a snowball)

Jack: (Throws snowball a bit too hard)

Jamie: (Gets hit by snowball and lands faceplanted on the ground) *moans*

*Everyone covers their mouth*

Monty: ( Rushes to help Jamie up)

Twins: Are you okay?

Jamie: I think. But we won't be needing the scene where I get hit by a statue anymore

Pippa: Um...why?

Jamie: My tooth just fell out when I hit the ground (picks tooth up and shows everyone)

Jack: I am so sorry!

Director: Someone get Jamie an icepack. Cut!


(Behind the scenes)

*North and Bunny are having a staring contest*

Jack: (walks into room) What are they doing?

Tooth: Having a staring contest. My money's on Bunny.

Sandy signs 'My money's on North'

*North and Bunny's faces get closer and the contest begins to get better*

Jack: Hey, you two should kiss!

Tooth bursts out laughing and Sandy too but silently

North and Bunny stare at Jack and blink

Jack: You blinked first Bunny

Bunny: Why you-" Bloody hell mate'!


(Behind the scenes 2)

*Jack and Sandy take a peek into Pitch's door to see what he's doing*

Pitch: (Dancing and singing-) I'm bringing sexy back. Yeah! Them other boys don't know how to act-

Jack: (Shocked but tries not to laugh)

Sandy: (Staring with his mouth open)

Pitch: I think it's special what's behind your back. Yeah!

*Jack grabs Sandy and pulls him to the other room. They both burst out laughing. (Sandy silently)*


(When Jack and Sandy are battling nightmares)

Pitch: Boo!

*Nightmares attack*

*The sleigh comes in with guardians sleeping and crashes into an abandoned building*

Jack: Oh my gosh

*Jack and Sandy rush towards the sleigh to find guardians still sleeping*

Jack: What kind of dreamsand did you use?

*Sandy shrugs*

Jack: Well whatever it was it must've been really powerful or... maybe they hit their head and got knocked out!

*Sandy's eyes widen*

Director: Cut! Hey you! Um...Nathalie (Jamie and Sophie's mom)! Help them!

Nathalie: Will I get paid?

Director: ..No

Nathalie: Then I'm not helping. Why don't you do it yourself? You can't just order people like that!

Director: I am the director! I have the right to order people!

Nathalie: ...I'm still not helping

Director: Ugghhh! Hey camera guy! You go help them!

Camera Man: I have a name you know

Director: I DON'T CARE! Just go and wake them up!


(When Bunny and Sophie are painting eggs)

*Sophie slips into one of Bunny's purple dye river*

Bunny: (Drags Sophie out) Sophie are you okay?

Sophie: (giggles) Me purple!

Bunny: (Sighs in relief)

Jack: I never noticed how well purple suits ya Soph

Director: Cut! Try to be more careful Sophia!


(Behind the scenes 3)

*Jack and Sandy carefully take a peek inside Bunny's room*

Bunny: (Admiring himself in front of the mirror) All the girls are gonna watch this movie because of me. I'm the sexiest guy you'll ever meet with my even sexier accent. I'm gonna be living the dream with all my fangirls. Damn I'm a sexy bitch!

Jack: (Takes out camera and starts recording)

Sandy: (Silentlly chuckling)

Jack: (holds up camera) *whispers* Lets go show this to Tooth

*Sandy nods and they both leave laughing (Sandy silently)*


(When Pitch takes out the lights)

Pitch: 4 (steps) 3 (steps) 2

*The electricity turns off*

Pitch: AAAAAHHHH!

*Lights turn back on*

Jack: You scream like a girl!

Pitch: Shuddap Frost!

Director: Cut! You're not supposed to be afraid Pitch! Its vice versa!


(When Jack falls off the sleigh)

Bunny: North... he's-

*Jack is nowhere to be seen*

Bunny: Um...North...I think he...-

Jack: (Sneaks up behind bunny) BOO!

Bunny: AAAAHHH! (Nearly falls off sleigh) Bloody Frostbite! Why'd ya do that?! Ya nearly gave me a heart attack!

Jack: Aww! You do care!

Director: Cut! Great job Jack! Maybe I should keep this fo-

Bunny: DON'T YA DARE!

Director: OK! Geez! We could get better ratings if we kept this scene

Bunny: I DON'T CARE!

Director: Fine! Everyone take five!


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