(When Jack hits Jamie with a snowball) (Take 3)
Jack: (throws snowball hoping something bad won't happen)
*snowball hits a random muscular bypasser*
Random Bypasser: WHO THE FUCK THREW THAT!
Jamie: Lets run!
Twins: Yeah!
*everyone runs away hoping the man does not see or suspect them*
Director: Cut! Why can't Jack throw a snowball right?
(Behind the scenes 6)
Jack: We need the perfect place for them
North: Yes. Any ideas?
Jack: Hmm, the horizon at the woods outside looks amazing during sunset. Maybe we could set them up there.
Sandy: (nods)
North: Great idea
(When Pitch's nightmares attack)
Pitch: Boo
*Nightmares don't move*
Pitch: ...
*Nightmares come swirling around Pitch and start attacking him*
Jack and Sandy: (laughs)
Director: Cut! You nightmares were supposed to do that at the end!
(With the director and Nathalie)
Nathalie: I heard you broke up with Cindy
Director: Yeah. I found someone better
Nathalie: You're such a heartbreaker!
Director: It was my dream to become one!
Nathalie: You like seeing girls sad?
Director: No. I just love it when different girls are around and with me
Nathalie: Fucking bitch!
(When Tooth punches Pitch)
Tooth: (Tries to punch his mouth but ends up punching his eye)
Pitch: OW! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
Tooth: I am so sorry!
Director: Cut! Lets try this again!
...
(Take 2)
Tooth: (Punches Pitch in right spot)
*Nothing happens*
Pitch: Why didn't the tooth fall out?
Director: Cut! Why does nothing ever work?
...
(Take 3)
Tooth: (Punches Pitch really hard)
*Two teeth fall out*
Tooth: Where did the other to-
Pitch: YOU PUNCHED OUT MY REAL TOOTH!
Director: Calm down Pitch! Cut!
(Behind the scenes 7)
*Jack brings Tooth and Bunny to the woods at sunset*
Jack: I'm gonna go for a while. Be right back
*Jack leaves*
*Tooth and Bunny stand in awkward silence*
Tooth: Can I kiss you?
Bunny: What?
Tooth: I loved you ever since the first time we met!
Bunny: Me too! Why didn't you tell me?
Tooth: Why didn't you tell me?
Bunny: That doesn't matter lets just kiss!
*They start kissing*
*North and Jack were watching from behind a bush with Sandy recording*
Jack: I did not expect that
North: Me too
Sandy: (Enjoying the scene)
(Kangaroo scene)
Bunny: People believe in me (trys to look cool)
Jack: (supposed to have tears in his eyes but just bursts out laughing)
Bunny: I hate this goddamn scene!
Director: This scene is fine! Cut!
(Revealing new guardian)
*crystal makes shape of new guardian but instead of it being Jack it turns into Ariana Grande*
Bunny: Who the fuck is that?
Tooth: I think she's the famous singer, Ariana Grande
North: Bring me Ariana Grande!
Director: Cut! Someone fix this!
(Snowball fight at the end)
*snowball hits Jack instead of North*
Jack: (Falls) How dare you hit Jack Frost with a snowball!
Director: Cut!
(We should never have trusted you)
Bunny: We should never have trusted you! (Accidentally punches Jack)
Jack: (falls down) Ow! How could you! I feel so betrayed!
Bunny: (Helps Jack up) Sorry
Director: Cut! I wonder if we should keep this scene
(Behind the scenes 8)
Jack: I can't believe we finally got them together
North: Yes, they are dating now
Sandy: (signs who's next?)
Jack: Maybe someone perfect for the director
North: Good idea. Then he won't be a heartbreaker anymore
Sandy: (nods)
Please continue your fanfic Snowy Monday.
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