October 12, 1984.
Outside.
Sly and Richard were preparing for their first heist: stealing items from a dangerous street gang. Richard wanted to become a thief just like Sly. Sly wasn't sure about Richard's decision of becoming a master thief like him. He didn't want to put Richard in legal trouble. But, the raccoon and Richard had gotten along pretty well the past few months. Sly figured that he could teach Richard how to steal from criminal gangs. Here they were. After days of practicing Richard's thieving skills inside an abandoned mannequin factory, Richard and Sly were ready to steal from a criminal gang. They had to tell Richard's parents that they were going to various locations (movie theaters, arcades, etc.). The Kore family had no idea that a few weeks from now, a massacre would shatter their lives forever. This was the catalyst for the 1984 Bar Mitzvah Massacre.
Sly and Richard looked at the group of criminals. There were 5 guys. 2 of them were Hispanic, 2 were Caucasian, and 1 was African American. The guy's names were: Ricky Spanish (named from the alter ego that Roger the alien took in an episode of the animated sitcom: American Dad), Tyrone Ragnum, Clarissa Glass, Victor Smith and Leonardo Payne. The group were named the Furious Five (no relation to the group from the animated movie Kung Fu Panda, and the awesome Fast and the Furious movie). They were named the Furious Five for a good reason: they were furious and ruthless.
The Furious Five did many criminal activities, so many criminal activities that they made it into the Guinness Book of World Records as America's most dangerous gang. A person would have to be mad to steal from the Furious Five. The members of the Furious Five were going their separate ways. The leader of the Furious Five was Ricky Spanish, who was like the Marvel Comics villain The Kingpin, if he wasn't fat or bald. Ricky had blue eyes and had blonde hair. He often wore fancy name brand clothing like Versace, and Gucci.
Tyrone was the only African American in the group. He had green eyes. He was the brawn of the Furious Five. He was 5' 9 and weighed 240 pounds. He had a bunch of expensive items on him like watches, and necklaces. Clarissa Glass was a Hispanic woman who wore stylish jewelry. She had long, messy black hair. She used to be a security guard before she joined the Furious Five. Clarissa was a damn good security guard. Then, she was accused of an affair that she had very little involvement in. She was discharged from being a security job. She lost her apartment because she didn't care that much about paying rent. She despised paying rent.
Clarissa lost her apartment as well. She was a single mother who raised a boy named Tyler. Tyler was 8 years old. He was adopted by Clarissa. Clarissa found Tyler on the streets. She took him in. Clarissa and Tyler were now living in an temporary apartment.
Victor Smith was Caucasian. He had blood red hair. He had hazel eyes. He used to be part of the popular rap group Run-DMC. He was Run-DMC's mixer. Victor soon found the job to be tiresome, difficult, and boring. He quit the group. He later joined the Furious Five because he needed the money. And plus, he wanted some friends to hang out.
Last but not least there was Leonardo Payne. He was the uncle of the video game character Max Payne, who was 16 years old at the time. Leonardo was Hispanic. He had brown hair. He had brown eyes. Unlike the other members of the Furious Five, Leonardo had no job prior to joining the Furious Five. He was a college student. He wore shirts with popular brands like Marvel or Star Wars. He was a huge Marvel Comics fan, a huge Lord of the Rings fan, and a major fan of Saturday morning cartoons.
Sly and Richard walked up to Clarissa, who was currently listening to Michael Jackson on her Sony Walkman. She wore a neon green T-Shirt. she had a platinum necklace which was super cool. Nobody had ever heard of a platinum necklace before. Sly and Richard snuck up behind Clarissa and subdued her. Sly stole the necklace from her neck. Richard and the raccoon ran like The Flash away from Clarissa. Their next target was Ricky Spanish. Ricky Spanish was located at the park. He was with his brother, Nick.
Sly and Richard decided to prank Ricky and his brother. Their plan was to throw a smoke bomb at them from a close range and then Sly and Richard would steal Ricky's watch. Sly and Richard went to the local park. Sly was holding the bulky camcorder. He was recording everything. Sly threw a smoke bomb at Ricky and Nick, who were sitting on a bench. The smoke quickly enveloped the 2 criminals. While they were distracted by the smoke, the raccoon and the kid took the watch off of Ricky's wrist. They ran away from the two unsuspecting criminals. Their next target was Tyrone Ragnum.
Tyrone Ragnum was a notorious drug dealer who often beat the living crap out of the people who delivered his drugs late or not at all. Tyrone often dealt PCP, LSD, and crystal meth. Sly and Richard wasn't so sure if they wanted to steal from Tyrone. If anybody found out that they stole drugs off of somebody, they could go to jail for a long period of time. Richard and Sly didn't want to go to jail. They decided to steal Tyrone's pager instead. Richard would create weird noises while sly would beat-box as a distraction. Then while Tyrone was distracted, they would steal Tyrone's pager.
Sly and Richard drove to Tyrone's location via his brother's Toyota SUV. Tyrone was located at a strip club. Richard stayed in the car while Sly went into the strip club. Richard's part of the plan would not be followed, as it was illegal for anybody under the age of 18 to be in a strip club. Sly decided to beat-box to distract Tyrone. Tyrone was located in one of the tables. He was talking to some strippers. The raccoon then decided to beat-box. He beat boxed loud enough for Tyrone to hear. The African American walked over to the sound. There was nobody there. He started to walk back toward the strippers. Sly pick pocketed the pager from Tyrone's belt.
Tyrone looked down to see that his pager was gone.
"Where the fuck is my pager?!" Tyrone asked angrily.
Sly hid behind a empty table. He snuck up behind Tyrone and whacked him upside the head with his cane. Sly ran back toward the front entrance of the club. Richard was waiting for him in the getaway van. Sly opened up the driver side door and drove away from the strip club. The final two targets: Leonardo Payne and Victor Smith were at a local shopping mall. They arrived at the shopping mall. (I would tell you the name of the shopping mall that Sly and Richard are about to infiltrate, but I don't know any mall names, so I'll leave the mall unnamed for now). The mall was huge. Thousands of people were at the mall. The chances of finding 2 members of a notorious dangerous gang was near zero. They went through the sea of people.
They eventually found Leonardo and Victor in the McDonald's area of the mall. Leonardo was with his nephew, Max Payne. Victor was located at a booth by himself.
Sly decided to steal from Victor, while Richard decided to steal from Leonardo. Richard waited until Leonardo went to the Men's bathroom to pursue him. The kid followed Leonardo into the bathroom. He stole some knives and a few dollars via sleight of hand. Sly meanwhile, waited until Victor was done with his meal to steal from him. He reached into Victor's pocket and took out coins and jewels. The raccoon and the kid ran very fast towards the front entrance of the mall. The van was there. Sly and Richard got away, with the five members of the Furious Five in tow.
