ACTION NEWS 52

With Dynamite Watkins

?: WHAT'S UP NEUTRAL ZONE, AND WELCOME TO WHAT IS TO BE THE SCANDAL OF THE CENTURY! I'm Dynamite Watkins and I standing by the remains of Bollywood Akira's, the Japanese-Indian fusion restaurant where a major fight broke out. But that's not the main story right now, more on that later. With me right now are three young heroes who were involved in the showdown, please introduce yourselves.

Enid: I'm Enid, counter girl at Gar's Bodega and a ninja in training.

Rad: The names's Radicles, stock boy and heavy lifter of the same bodega.

Dendy: I am Dendy, and I am a prodigy in technical engineering and an POW card ambassador of the kappa species.

Dynamite: And tell us you three, what happened exactly at this very establishment that caused the destruction around here. The world NEEDS TO KNOW!

(The three huddled together, whispers were heard)

Enid: It started with our friend KO and his 'date'.

flashback

Enid, Rad, and Dendy stood face to face with PKO. Both KO and TKO were powerful in their own right, but together they were a force to be reckon with. Though they kept a strong stance, the adults and kappa were feeling pretty scared now. KO's date fink was off on the side, she had a look of worry and anxiety. She knew KO's most prized possessions were his friends, but now he's about to fight them because of her dating KO.

"KO listen to us, that little rodent is evil. She works for Pr. Venomous, for all we know she could be slowly manipulating you into his mindless drone." Enid told him, this got a growl out of PKO.

"Relationships between heroes and villains have never ended well, and they become one of our most serious taboos after the last one a long time ago!" Dendy said.

"We're just worried you might be in some kind of trap for Venomous-" just as Rad said that he and the others dodged a glowing power fist projectile.

PKO glared, "This is no trap, what I have with Fink is as real as can be. What do you three even know about love anyway, the ELECTRIC kind of love. If you guys were really my friends, then you would support me in my first relationship. Even you Rad," he pointed an accusing finger at the bodega stock boy "You had a thing for that robot Shannon last season."

"And look how that turned out!" Rad remarked feeling a little irked at the memory.

"Snap out of it KO, you're not ready for this kind of stuff. You're just a little kid!" Enid yelled.

Then PKO's expression went dark, "Just a little kid, just. A little. Insignificant. Weak. And naïve little kid."

"Uh oh."

"Probably not the best choice of words, Enid." Dendy said.

"So be it." The three gulped at those three little words.

-end flashback-

Enid: … and that's what happened.

Rad: Everything after he said those words, it all went by so quickly. Every bone in my body, snapped like pencils.

Dynamite Watkins: And there you have it folks, after centuries of being the most sacred taboo. We have our first hero and villain courtship, after the last one ended in a bloody murder of both partners. Let's all hope that doesn't happen to young aspiring hero and worker at Gar's Bodega KO.

Everyone at home gasped at their TV, Carol and Gar were shocked in silence. Eugene fainted from hearing his possible future stepson was courting some evil mastermind, Carol had a little different reaction. "Oh, even though I'm disappointed in him for keeping this a secret from me. My little pumpkin is growing up so fast." she blew her nose in a tissue, "I guess I can help him plan the wedding after he's grounded."

Dynamite: And his new girlfriend, minion of the evil Pr. Venomous: Fink the Rat.

At that specific moment, Venomous had a look of disbelieve as he and the other villains were watching from the bar on Gillions' private yacht. He and Lord Cowboy Darrel dropped their respective glass of champagne and chocolate milk, LCD growled as he needed to have a talk with his 'deputies' back at Boxmore. Venomous just gained a look of intrigue, "Hmmmm, maybe I can use this." he whispered to himself.

-with KO and Fink-

"What's gonna happen with these two squirts of opposing allegiances? For this reporter's sake that history doesn't repeat itself again, because even though this is quite unsettling. Those two look just so adorable! From Action News 52, I'm Dynamite Watkins. Signing off on what could potentially be the power couple of 201X."

The two young kids sighed as the rat girl turned off the TV, they were now in her room in her boss's laboratory. Her room was partially girly with hints of evil, her walls were dark with flaming skulls on it. Her bed was a standard set with a blood red blanket, the two were perched on the end of it watching her flat screen.

"Well, that could have gone better." KO said as he and Fink laid down next to each other.

Fink put her hand in his and interlocked their fingers in a firm and tender grasp, "I'm sorry about all this, KO. Because of me, everyone thinks you're going to the dark side. And I know that there's not a spec of evil in any cell of your body, you're just to pure." she said.

"Nah, it's fine Fink. I knew the dangers of dating an evil minion, and I chose to do this relationship because. Because I really care about you, and you're worth the risks to me." this made Fink smile and blush, KO's words were spoken with dead seriousness and his innocent and loving tone. "While I'll take whatever poop the public can throw at me, I wouldn't give a darn about them." he then frowned a little, "But for my friends Rad, Enid, and especially Dendy. I'm not so sure, they're an essential part of my life. And then there's my mommy and Mr. Gar, work is gonna be a pain on Monday."

He felt an arm over his chest, and saw Fink looking at him with a glaze of passion "It's gonna be okay KO, I knew the risks as well. You don't have to go through this alone. If they can't see that we are happy doing this, then they can just go take a hike. And what I'm telling you, is coming from the deepest and darkest depths of my black heart. I love you, KO."

Fink pulled her head to his as their lips connected in a million sparks, KO's mind was in total bliss. No matter how many times they have done this, her lips always knows how to calm his worries.

The two separated and looked in each other's eyes, seeing nothing but love and care from their partners gazes.

"I love you too, Fink. I always will, now and forever."

The two young lovers then got into bed, cuddled up together, and went on a trip to the dream land. Knowing that whatever happens to them, they will always be there for each other.