Humphrey stirred in his sleep as he felt a wet nose nudge his face, trying it's best to wake him up from his lovely dream about Kate, her beautiful brown eyes staring right back at him, the purple flower on her head complementing her beauty, He reached up to pull Kate in close for a kiss...

Only to get painfully slapped into reality by Eve who wiped her mouth off and lifted up Humphrey by the scruff of his neck, her glaring eyes piercing into his as she snarled threateningly while pressing her big nose into his.

" Do that again, and I'll hang you by your own disembowled entrails, Humphrey! " She said in the most scaringly sweet voice as she could muster, Humphrey fearfully wetting himself as she released her grip on him. " I slaughtered a family of raccoons, come join me for breakfast, Humphrey! "

" Yes Ma'am! " the terrified Omega obeyed as he followed his Baphomet-in-law out of the den to eat the freshly caught breakfast, wondering how and why Winston manages the banshee's frequent mood swings...he almost didn't want the mental image of the two older wolves having " calming down " sex, lest he'd vomit up his breakfast as soon as he ate it.

Digging into her raccoon carcass, Eve pleasantly gestured Humphrey to sit beside her so that she and him could chat. " So..* nom nom * ..did you sleep well, pup? " she asked him between chewing and swallowing her meal, letting out a hearty * burp *

" like a puppy!..." Humphrey answered in completely forced cheeriness to avoid pissing off the she-demon even further.

" Good, because we got a long journey ahead of us if we want to get back to Jasper. " Eve said as she cracked her neck. " And we'll have plenty of time to bond, Eh? "

Humphrey shuttered at the word " Bond " sending gross mental images into his mind. ( Probably like the readers of this story, unless they're into that sort of thing...*winks * )

" Not that kind of bonding, Humphrey! " Eve chastised him while tucking her tail between her legs for insurance. " Geez...get you mind out of the gutter for a change!"

" Sorry Eve.." Humphrey apologized, fighting the urge to vomit up his breakfast at the thought.


Lilly sat beside Garth as they intently listened to Winston's plan to save his wife and Kate's boyfriend from certain danger, her tail wagging adorably and her mentally hyperventilating at the closeness, her heart pounding faster and faster in her chest.

" Something wrong, Lilly? " the red wolf asked with concern as he noticed her hyperventilating.

" Oh, I'm sorry Garth, I just can't believe you and I are mates...It's like a dream really. " Lilly said gratefully, nuzzling her mate under his chin, licking his neck sensuously.

" It's the best one I ever had. "Garth said as he licked his mate's head.

" Awwww, thanks Garth! " Lilly giggled adorably, touched by her mate's cheesy words.

" Where do you think the humans took them? " Tony asked as he painfully scratched some fleas off of his back, his cracking disk not helping matters much in that regard.

" Can't say for sure, but we've got to find them and if that means leaving the valley to do so, so be it! " Winston as he rallied the pack as he waited for his puppyhood friend to agree to joining his search party.

" I don't know Winston...seems kind of risky. " Tony said as he yawned tiredly. " I mean, with the human hunters and all. "

" For Eve and Humphrey, it's worth the risk! " Winston said. " Now, who's coming with me? " he addressed the two packs, Hutch and Can-do stepping forward.

" Sir, we'll volunteer, " the black and white wolf said as his friend nodded in agreement. " besides, I've never got to have any appearances in the movies.."

" I can relate..." Shakey murmured to himself.

" Those never happened..." Winston said dismissively, ( wanting to forget the terrible, badly written garbage meant for children, like most of the stagnant fandom...but if others like them, it's fine. no need to start a fan war over it. )

" But they clearly di-" Hutch tried to point out before Winston shushed him again.

" NEVER. HAPPENED. " The alpha wolf ended the conversation. " UNDERSTOOD? "

" Yes sir...understood." Hutch reluctantly nodded his head. " ...they totally did. " he muttered to himself.

" I want to forget them too! " Can-do said as he chugged a bottle of fermented berries.


Thinking it over in his stubborn head, Tony finally came to a decision, walking the side pathway up to Winston's cave, he made to the main cliff and sat beside his old friend, clearing his throat to prepare his words carefully.

" Winston, " He started. " against my better judgement...and my cracking disk, I've decided to join your search party for Humphrey and Eve, even though she scares the hell out of me sometimes! "

" She does to us all..." Winston said with a thousand yard stare for a moment before reverting back to his calm disposition. " Thanks for agreeing to help me, Tony. I appreciate it. "

" Don't mention it, Winston...seriously, don't mention this to Eve, She'll never let me live it down for being, " soft! " " Tony swore him to secrecy.

" Don't worry Tony, I won't...unless you start complaining about the long journey. " Winston warned with a chuckle. " I know you will! "

" Well, I can't help that I'm old, Winston. none of us can! " Tony gruffly pointed out.


Eve sniffed the clear, crisp cold air as she walked, her large hips swaying as she did, Humphrey trying to avert his gaze as he walked behind her, trying his best to fill his thoughts with erotic images of Kate instead to drive away the impure thoughts of his Banshee-in-law going to town on him.

" Keep thinking about Kate, Keep thinking about Kate Keep thinking about Kate Keep thinking about Kate Keep thinking about Kate Keep thinking about Kate Keep thinking about Kate! " He repeated in his head until he suddenly got a face full of her mother-in-law's butt as she suddenly stopped to listen to some rustling in the bushes.

" I'll ignore that violation of my hiney for now, Humphrey...did you hear something just now? " Eve asked him as her ears perked up.

" * blushes and retches * No why? " Humphrey answered as he wiped his face of any of the milf's hairs, lest Kate would give an serious talking to when he gets back.

Hearing the rustling again, Eve raised her tail and got into an aggressive stance as her son-in-law did the same to avoid looking like a wuss in front of her...

Only for a gray and black rabbit and older vixen to walk out of the bushes, panting and smelling like afterglow, much to the bewilderment of the two wolves as they then watched the two lovers quickly darted off the opposite direction as the bushes rustled again, only for the same pack of wolves to jump out and surround Humphrey and Eve, growling and snarling as more wolves popped out of their hiding places.

" Hello boys...come to have some more of my Canadian ass kicking? " Eve asked with a smug look on her face and some cracking of her paws. " Humphrey...be a dear and help me with these bastards, Would you? " she requested with a eye flutter.

" Sure thing, Eve! " Humphrey said as he suddenly pulled out a rainbow wig, a clown nose and a unicycle, jumped onto it and started juggling to distract the wolves as his Hellbeast-in -law proceeded to kick their asses while more wolves jumped into the fray while " On the Loose " from the original film's soundtrack started to play out of nowhere.

Narrowly avoiding a swing from a enemy wolf's paw, Eve used his momentum against him and latched onto his tail with her teeth and swung him around like a battlehammer, hitting several of his packmates in the process before tossing him one-pawed several feet into a tree, breaking it in half.

While she was distracted, another wolf caught her off guard as she clamped down on her ankle, causing the old alpha to let out a painful yelp and to turn and angrily glare into her attacker's eyes, her own so dilated by her understandable rage that all the other wolf could see her own terrified reflection in all the blackness and quickly regretting her actions as Eve gripped her by the throat and slowly started to strangle her.

" Eve, Help! " She heard Humphrey scream out in terror, forcing Eve to let go of her would-be victim, sparing her life.

Three wolves had Humphrey pinned down as a fourth one held a large rock over his head with the intent on crushing the omega's skull like a egg.

As he was about to accept his fate, Humphrey sighed in relief as he witnessed Eve rammed into his attacker and proceeded to tear into his neck and killing him, causing his friends to surrender and darted away from the scary blood covered psychopath, who then started to lick the blood off her paws and relishing the moment, much to her son in law's uncomfortable stare as he knocked out several wolves with his unicycle as they tried to ambush Eve from behind.

" Kate gets that from her mother so much..." He said as he wagged his tail in excitement at the adrenaline rush and his romantic thoughts of Kate before collapsing from exhaustion.

" Oh great...not again! " Eve exasperated.