Humphrey had been jolted awake by Eve splashing water and giving motherly licks to his face, the pain of his throbbing head suddenly came rushing back to him, causing a wince to escape his lips, the corpse of the buck lying a few meters away from him, it's stomach already torn open and one of it's hindlegs were missing, no doubt his Oyabun-in-Law's handywork.

" Owww...what happened? " He asked as he tried to stand up and move, only for the pain in his legs shooting up quickly discouraged him from doing so, plopping back down on the soft soil while letting out a series of pained whimpers.

" You rammed into a deer and you both fell off the cliff. " Eve explained as she placed a piece of the dead buck's leg in front of the Omega for him to eat. " Eat. You'll need it to regain your strength, Dear...Hehe, deer! " She laughed afterwards while pointing at the buck's corpse. " Oh mercy, that was so good! "

" Hehehehe yeah, * Oww! * it sure was.." Humphrey said, wincing through his pain. " * Grunts * I can hardly move, Eve! "

" Here, I'll feed you! " Eve volunteered as she chowed down on some meat to prepare to regurgitate it into the Omega's mouth, much to his disgusted protests. " Omon Humfphey, Ofen Wilde! " She commanded with her full mouth, only for Humphrey to stubbornly hold his mouth closed with his sore fore legs. " Humfphey! gon't bee soap bifficult! "

" No thanks Eve, I'm fin-AcK! " Humphrey tried to decline when Eve forced opened his mouth with her strong paws and regurgitated her food into his mouth, forcing him to chew and swallow it. " * gags and swallows his vomit * T-t-t-thanks...E-e-e-v-e-e, * Ghurk! * " he begrudgingly thanked as he fought his gag reflex to hold down the food.

" I'm sorry Humphrey, but a mother never let's her young starve! " Eve said in her motherly tone. " You're very lucky to have me around, you know! "

" Yeah...I am...* retches * " Humphrey said as he finally swallowed his food. " Thanks for everything Eve. I'm very truly grateful that you're around, even though you scare the hell me sometimes! "

" Why thank you, Humphrey. that's mean's a lot to me coming from you! " Eve smiled until she caught an odd sense of deja vu. " Now, do you want the rest of this buck? " she asked, gesturing over to the carcass.

" No thanks, I'm good! " Humphrey declined as he suffered a brief moment of PTSD.

" Awesome, more for me then! " Eve barked joyfully as she tore into the carcass, bones and all. leaving nothing but a large bloodstain and a pair of antlers on the ground as she started to carry her injured son-in-law the rest of the way.


Back with the search party, they finally arrived into Yellowstone National Park by nightfall, tired and beat from the long journey of following Eve and Humphrey's scent through the many towns and cities they passed through while avoiding park rangers and animal control.

" Now everyone, make sure to mark your territory so that we can find our way back here! " Winston commanded. " We don't need to get lost in this place! "

" Dad, can't we just rest for a second? " Kate suggested. " My legs are sore from all this walking and running, and I'm pretty sure everyone else can say the same! " the entire part nodded their heads in agreement with the beloved sex symbol of the fandom, the second being Lilly.

" I'm sorry Kate, I just want to make sure your mother and your husband are alright! " Winston told her. " Anything could happen to them! "

" I know Dad, but they're survivors, they can wait a few more minutes for us to get to them! " Kate pointed out. " Besides if they ever run into trouble, Mom can go totally bitchcakes on them! "

" Bitchcakes? " Tony said in bewilderment.

" Yeah, Bitchcakes. it'll catch on eventually! " Lilly said proudly, dressed up in a black dress and holding a ghost plush in her mouth. " I'm really starting to fear and loath this place already! "

" If only the author of this story would stop making references to things our voice actors have been in! " Garth protested, mostly due to tiredness and lack of rest. " It's not really all that funny and nobody reading this is going to get all of them, doesn't he know that references are not jokes? "

" Oh calm down, Dr Link! " Hutch told him. " Now, if you excuse me, I have to go overwatch the perimeter. "

" Oh come on! " Garth exasperated. " That one wasn't even clever! See what I mean, Dad? " he growled.

" Take it easy son. Here, have a dino-pizza! " Tony said as he handed his son a strange looking pizza. " There, feel any better? "

" Yeah, I guess so...where did you get this? " Garth asked between bites as his father handed the other wolves slices of dino-pizza.

" A couple of towns ago, the totally freaking retarded humans left it outside, it was an easy snatch! " Tony said in confident tone in his voice.

" Will you two shut up and focus here? " Kate yelled after listening to the two wolves derail the story for long enough." You two are about as annoying as Beth Cooper! "

" Sorry. " the two western wolves apologized and silently went back to eating their pizza slices.

" She acts just like her mother..." Tony quipped nervously to his son.

" No kidding, Dad. " Garth replied as averted his gaze away from the glaring blonde and her cute white sister.


" So, Lilly. what's the weather going to be like? " Kate asked her sister, who snapped out of her staring at Garth trance and tapped her head to think.

" Judging by the wind speed here and the dropping temperatures, I'd say maybe below freezing with a chance for snow? " Lilly guessed, using her out of nowhere degree in metrology to good use.

" Sounds like fun..." Kate snarked. " Thanks Sis! "

" You'll welcome, Kate. " Lilly said before catching on to her sister's sarcasm. " Oh...you were joking. "

" Yes, yes I was. " Kate confirmed as she lied down to rest her aching feet. " Now, if you excuse me, I really need to rest. "

" I'll join you! " Lilly said as she flopped down on top of her sister's back and immediately dozed off. " So warm and fluffy..." she muttered in her sleep.

" Ugh...Lilly. " Kate groaned irritably.

" Need any help? " Winston asked his daughter as he offered to remove his other from off her back.

" No, that's okay, Dad. just let her sleep. " Kate declined the help, deciding to let her sister be and gently dozed off to sleep as the rest of the pack huddled around to do the same and share their body heat to keep warm for the upcoming cold weather as the snow started to fall around them.


Eve had stopped to rest herself as Humphrey slid off her back onto the soft snow below him, thankful for the soft landing or it would've caused even more pain that he already has.

" Whew, I'm beat! why don't we rest here for the night, Huh Dearie? " She suggested. " We've been on this path for hours now and you're not getting any lighter! "

" You'll get no argument with me... " Humphrey agreed as he thought of the horrifical consequences if he tried. "...or any for that matter! "

" Humphrey." Eve started to say. " I can tell you're afraid of me for obvious good reasons, I'm sure. but I want us to trust each other, love each other as a family and not have this large ice wall of mistrust separating us all the time...Which is why I wanted to spent some time with you, get to know a lot about you and what you like about my little Kate. "

" Same here to be honest with you, Eve. maybe, if I get to know the real you, not the bloodthirsty monster everyone knows you as, I'd think I can start to let my guard down around you from now on...as long as I don't do anything to upset you of course! " Humphrey finished nervously.

" Well, that's a start at least. " Eve chuckled until she leaned closer to whisper in the Omega's ear. " Because if you do cheat on or upset my little Katie-poo in any way, I'll tear out your intestines and heart, turn them into a necklace for her, and toss your lifeless body for the whole pack to eat! " She finished until she realized she just proved Humphrey's fear of her. " Sorry, Overprotective Mother here. hehehehahahaha! "

" I'm going to have to try to get used to that..." Humphrey thought as he shivered at the morbid thought. " I'll keep that in mind..." Stretching himself and yawning, the Omega limped over to a tree to lay down in front of it and rest for the night as the snow started to pile up by the hour. " Welp, I'm tired, I'm going to hit the hay for the night. Good night, Eve! "

" Good night, Humphrey...say, how about we keep each other warm? " Eve offered before she realized what she just said. " wait...not like that at all! "

" No no, it's okay Eve, I understand. " Humphrey assured her as he patted the spot beside himself. " I promise not to hump you in your sleep! "

" Well, that's reassuring and not a creepy thing to say to your mother-in-law.." Eve snarked. " But promise not to impregnate me with your children...that would be totally messed up! "

" Eve, Ice Wall remember? " Humphrey reminded her. " You have...* yawns * my word and scouts honor! "

" Right, Ice Wall..." Eve recalled herself as she laid down next to Humphrey, who dozed off after giving her his word. " Good night...Dearie. " she told him as she started to drift off to sleep, unknowingly nuzzling her son in law.

" Good Night Sweet Ass..." Humphrey muttered in his sleep, making the old Alpha Milf stare at him incredulously before going back to sleep.

" You are so not my type, kid.." She remarked to herself.