Eve and Humphrey were rudely awakened from their non-incestual slumber by a wolf and his snarling pack mates backed by a war party, glaring at the two of them as if they were large slabs of meat just waiting to be pounced on and devoured.

" Get up Outsiders, our pack leader wants to speak with you, Now! " he growled as he sat down and waited for Eve and Humphrey to follow him, nonverbally ordering the other wolves to make them follow by shunting them forward...to which they immediately regretted when Eve started strangling one of them for doing so.

" I will advise you not to harm one of my packmates, Hostile One. for there is more of us and only two of you, which I'm sure in your old age can't possibly take on that many on your own, especially with that useless scrawny runt by your side! " the wolf warned. " Release him, or I will make you do so! "

" You completely underestimate me, Shrimpy. I may be getting up there in age, but I will tear apart each and every last one of you if you ever lay a paw on me and my son-in-law ever again! " Eve threatened. " Do. I. Make. Myself. Clear? "

" Sure...as if you're in any sort of position to make demands, Old Hag! " Wolf chuckled defiantly. " You're an intruder in our territory who has done nothing but time and time again engage in hostilities with my pack, Surely you would be angered if we had done the same, correct? "

" Yes, I would have, but one thing I have to point out is that your guys threatened and attacked Humphrey when he was just getting a drink of water...So I was pretty damn justified in kicking their asses to defend my family! " Eve pointed out as she released her captive and dusted him off. " And don't call me old hag again and we'll be cool. "

" Good, now let's keep moving. " The Wolf ordered as the rest of pack herded Eve and Humphrey to their leader.


Witnessing this exchange, Winston and Kate headed back to the Jasper pack to give them the good and bad news.

" The good news is, We finally located them! " Kate told the others, much to their relief.

" The bad news is that they have been captured and are being taken to this other packs leader. " Winston finished after Kate, much to the packs annoyed groans all around, with the exception of Lilly, who was busy dressing up for war, by wearing some Native American garb and wearing a army helmet that read " Born to Be Cute " and " ….And to Kill " on the sides. " Let's go get them back! " She growled.

" Ease up, Lilly. this isn't going to be like Camp Chippewa, We gotta play this smart! " Kate stopped her. " But you do look cute in that! "
" No I don't...I wanted to be badass... " Lilly pouted. " I hate it when people forget that I'm a killing machine! "

" We all do, dear.." Winston consoled her. " But Kate's right, we've got to play this smart to get Humphrey and your mother back! "

" I understand Daddy..." Lilly said as she sulked back to Garth and sat beside him. " I just wanted to help..."

Looking at her moping sister for a moment, Kate suddenly had an eureka moment in her head, whistling to the others to get their attention.

" Okay everyone, listen up. I have a plan to get mom and Humphrey back, and Lilly is going to help us execute it! " She said proudly as she pointed at her sister.

" I am? " Lilly said with a incredulous look on her face. " How so? "

" Alright Kate, I'll bite. what's that plan? " Tony asked as he popped his cracking disk.

" Not until everyone is huddled around in one great big wolf circle! " Kate withheld the plan. " Now, come on. Huddle! "

Everyone gathered around Kate and Winston in a giant huddle of various shades of gray to listen to her plan.

" What's this about, Kate? " Garth asked as he uncomfortably squeezed between Mooch and Candy. " And can you make it quick? I feel like Mooch is going to let out a huge one if I squeeze him too hard! "

" Hey! " the rotund wolf in question took offense.

" Relax man, he didn't mean anything by it..." Salty told in his usual surfer tone of voice.

" If he does, just deal with the smell like the rest of us! " Kate dismissed. " Now, I want to break up the pack into different groups and- Yes...Shakey? " she stopped when the tiny wolf in question raised his paw like a kid in class.

" Pardon me, but wouldn't it make much more sense for us to go in one big group? " He suggested before slinking off to hide behind Reba and Janice to avoid Kate berating him.

" Hmmmmm, you got a point there, Shakey…..get back in the huddle! " Kate ordered. Claws obliging her request by grabbing Shakey out of his hiding spot and firmly placing him back into the huddle, growling at him to stay. " Thanks Claws, now where was I? oh right! " She continued. " First we follow that pack to their territory and surround them, Second, If they willingly give up Mom and Humphrey, we won't attack and back off, Thirdly, if not, We'll retrieve them by force! "

" And where do I come in in all this? " Lilly asked.

" You and the rest of the Omegas distract them while we Alphas spring the attack! " Kate told her. " If it comes to that, of course. "

" Can I tomahawk them? " Lilly asked, her ears flattened, her eyes widening, and her tail wagging in an attempt to look cute. " Please? "

" No Lilly..." Kate said firmly. " No scalping other wolves! "

" Awwww, You're no fun, Kate..." Lilly muttered.

" Sounds like a great plan, Kate! " Winston complemented his daughter. " When do we execute it? "

" Uh...right now? Let's move people! " Kate ordered out as she started to leave in the other pack's direction by following their scent, her father and the search party following after her, hoping that the other pack don't harm his wife and son-in-law.


Eve and Humphrey were brought to the Yellowstone Pack leader's den, with their captors forming a blockade to prevent the Alpha and Omega from escaping, one of them pointing to the den for them to pay attention to it.

Stepping out of the shadows, the Alpha leader emerged, covered in scars from battles past, his dull gray eyes looking directly at Eve and Humphrey respectably as he stretched himself.

" Holy Cheese Balls! " The Omega exclaimed as he gazed at the arrow still lodged into the leader's head. " What happened to you? "

" Did I tell you that you could speak to me, Intruder? " the leader admonished him before coughing roughly. " I did not...so be silent! " he ordered. " You, the blonde one, what is your reason for attacking my own sons and daughters the way you did? "

Eve said nothing, only glared at the leader for telling Humphrey to shut up...only she was allowed to do that.

" You do not answer, Wench...I will ask you again and if you do not answer me I-" The Leader stopped when the Alpha interrupted him.

" Your men attack my son in law unprovoked, I had to defend him! " Eve reasoned. " And if you raise your paw to strike me...you won't be getting it back! " she threatened with her pupils shrunken and a terrifyingly toothy smile.

" Threatening me in my own domain? HA! How foolish of you! " The Leader chortled. as he descended down the den's steps. " You clearly don't know how things work around here...Pup!"

" I've been running a pack with my mate for years, Sir. I clearly know what I'm doing...so don't you talk down to me, you egotistic, worthless waste of air! " Eve growled, still smiling.

" Eve, I don't think it's a good idea to provoke him..." Humphrey advised, fearful of the both of them.

" Humphrey Honey,...be quiet. " Eve shushed him. " Mommy's in a rage! "

" And who is this mate of yours?..." The Leader inquired as he pointed a paw towards Humphrey. " Him? "

Humphrey in turn, vomited on the floor at the mere suggestion of him and Eve being lovers, emptying out his stomach of all his breakfast.

" * Chuckles sarcastically * Yeah, and I like them so very young! " Eve scoffed " Pfft! Please, even if I did, I wouldn't give him the time of day! "

" Well * chokes * that's a relief! " Humphrey groaned weakly while also feeling a bit insulted.

" I see...Would you give me the time of day? " The leader asked flirtaously as he stopped in front of his prisoners. " my name is Arrowhead by the by. "

" Ha, as if! " Eve scoffed again. " You threatened to slap me, that's not going to get you anywhere near my asshole, Bub! "

" Oh I always get what I want...even if it's by force! " Arrowhead snarled as he pounced onto Eve, who clawed and snapped at him in the attempt to get him off of her.

" LEAVE HER ALONE! " Humphrey shouted as he charged at the assaulter, managing to plow into his side and knocked him over before running to Eve's side to help her up. " You're alright, Eve? " He asked her, hoping that his mother-in-law was okay.

" I'm fine Humph-WATCH OUT! " Eve responded before warning The Omega as he was suddenly lifted up by the neck by a furious Arrowhead, who tightened his grip around it before growling out his words.

" SHE IS MINE!" He snapped as he threw tossed Humphrey across the room one-pawed before turning his attention back towards Eve. " Men, hold her down. It's time she learned her place! "

AHHHHHHHHH!" He screamed as he flew, hoping that he would not hit the ground too hard and risk being gravely injured and to his surprise, he didn't hit the ground at all, feeling that something or someone caught him, he looked up to see a familiar ghost white face.

" Hiya Humphrey, long time no see! " Hutch greeted him, much to the omega's relief as more of the Western pack emerged from the shadows, their furious snarling gazes turned towards Arrowhead and his pack as they surrounded the perimeter.

" I'm very grateful to see you guys! " Humphrey sighed.

" We are too, but there's no time for formalities, Runt! " Claws told him as she joined the others.

" I DEMAND THAT YOU LET MY WIFE GO! " Winston shouted at Arrowhead, who turned to face him.

" There's more of your ilk Wench? " He asked Eve, who nodded smugly. " And where did you all come from? " he inquired further as the Winston's pack surrounded him on all sides as a light brown ball jumped and flipped out from behind them and landed in front of him, it's fiery gaze staring right at him as it bared it's teeth.

" Jasper Park, you motherfucker! " Kate growled. " Now, let my mother go...NOW! "