UNICORN
Lucifer stares so long at the double-door fridge that he could have melted that spot. Chloe isn't concerned, though. Just red eyes, no real flames to fear. Just the Devil staring, no real concerns to have for his sanity.
Besides, she knows how Trixie's drawings can disturb him sometimes. These new creations make no exception. Trixie loves unicorns and magic creatures these days.
"Aren't you against any innuendos near your spawn, Detective?" Lucifer wonders, pulling on a drawing of a unicorn with a red tail.
Chloe doesn't see where he's going with this but she answers anyway, "I am."
"So why let her draw this?"
"Because it's a unicorn? And that's not related to sex in any way?" she replies, frowning.
He scoffs. "I assure you it is. Not the best depiction of my manhood, I admit. If I was that sharp, I would've known. And so do you."
Chloe rolls her eyes, yet blushing. "Oh come on! You can't be serious, Lucifer. It's just something invented years ago, nothing real."
"Remind me of you while we talked about me being the Devil, dear," he teases her, looking at another drawing. "Unicorns are described as a wild animal, a symbol of purity and charm that has a particular taste for virginity. All me, Detective. Eve can confirm. Well, she tends to prefer the 'apple' sto-"
Stopped by his partner's haste to remove every drawing on the fridge, he looks at her doing so with a grin. He removes the last one for her, pointing at the sharp horn. "Don't wanna keep this one? It's the most accurate size, I think."
"Gimme that!"
The Devil's laugh follows her to the staircase, towards her bedroom. "Naughty you, Detective!"
