The prologue of my new life is looking bright! Sucks that it doesn't lead to Heaven.
If you haven't read the first part, then most things will be confusing. I recommend reading Redemption Through Sin first and then come back to this. If not, good luck following along. Enjoy!
*Blue* "Okay. You can do this." I prep myself up. Just take a deep breath. *Yellow* "Who am I kidding!? We're gonna be fucked in the ass!" Someone pats my back. It's the maiden herself, Charlie.
"Hey, everything is going to be fine." She assures me. "All you have to do is tell your amazing experience at the hotel!" She grins.
"But what if Valentino kidnaps me again?" It's only been a day since that whole shenanigan. I'm sure he wants payback for fucking his place up.
"Don't you worry." She pats my head. "Me and Al have let them know you're under our protection. Trust me, no one wants to ever cross with us." She has a cocky smile, while puffing her chest proudly. A nice chest she does have. Wait, now is not the time to think that.
*Pink* "Thanks. That does make me feel a lot better."
"Good. Now get out there and show them that the Happy Hotel is not a lost cause!" She lighty shoves me forward. "Fair warning, careful with Katie Killjoy. She's a total bitch and will try everything to make you feel like shit. Don't let her get to you." She looks at her and gives her two middle fingers. Woah. For Charlie to hold a grudge, you gotta be a true scum of Hell.
I slowly walk to the studio, where Katie is smoking what looks like her third pack of the day, since there are a bunch of butts on the floor. Tom looks mainly bored on the desk. The audience and demons are all in the background, where they're talking amongst one another. Good. It would've been real stressful with everyone staring at me. I approach Katie. Surely she can't be as bad as Charlie describes her.
*Orange* "Hello. I'm Daniel Gomez. One of the patients at the Haz-Happy Hotel." I should tell Charlie to change the sign of the place cause it's confusing. She glares at me and blows the smoke on my face.
"I honestly do not give a shit who you are." Okay. I should've listened to Charles. "The reason you're here, it's because the fucking Princess wanted to set up an appointment, despite my voice against it." She glares at Charlie and flips her off.
"Princess!? Like the Princess of Hell? Do you know where she is?" She blankly stares at me, like I've just asked the dumbest question in the world.
"I guess it's no surprise that you're retarded as well. Listen here, little boy. That bitch over there with the hideous blushes, is the Princess of Hell."
...What. Charlie? If that's true, then that makes her Lucifer's daughter. But that can't be right. She's the sweetest person I've had the pleasure to meet since I got here. Not just that, but you'd think if she is royalty, everyone would be respecting her authority out of fear. She is probably just fucking with me.
"And we're live!" The cameraman shouts. Katie sits quickly to her seat with the shittiest eating grin I've seen.
"Welcome back!" I swear I can hear her bones cracking with every movement she makes. "So tell me...Daniel, how was your experience in that very useless concept known as the "Happy Hotel" been for you?" The tension behind her facade is very intense. Everyone is staring at me.
*Pink* "W-Well, it is fantastic staying at the hotel. The staff are always helpful and they're always trying to find a way to redeem us." They seem uninterested. "In fact, one of the patients ascended to Heaven already!" Silence.
"That's it?" Katie asks.
*Red* "What do you mean "that's it"!? I thought everyone was convinced that there was no way to redeem oneself! Don't you all want to get out of here?" She gets too close to my face.
"Listen here, you don't speak for everyone. Some could give less of a shit if Heaven was wide open for us to go through. Especially not coming from the Princess's fuckboy, who thinks he's better than us."
*Gray* "I never said I was better than anyone!" Now she's fucking twisting my words!
"Good. Because we have exclusive footage of your "holy" deeds at Valentino's strip club!" Footage? I can see on the screen the events of when I was shooting at the guards and stealing the limo.
*Pink* "Oh fuck."
"Oh fuck indeed. Not to mention clips of the other attendants causing massive property damage and assaulting innocent bystanders." It's now showing videos of Bob jumping on a cyclop and Qwais ripping off a pillar and slamming it to the ground! I turn to look at Charlie and she is as horrified as me. "Honestly, the fact that one of the attendees even ascended is a miracle itself, when the staff can't even control the actions of their patients. I doubt that is even true. Can you believe a shitty actor like him based on these clips?" Everyone starts laughing and agreeing with her. Something snaps inside.
*Black* "What did you say I am?"
"I'm sorry. I forgot you are mentally retarded. I said you are a shitty fucking actor who couldn't act his way to a girl's vagina, even if they spread their legs for your monkey brain to process."
The crowd erupts with laughter. You can call me names, you can mentally and physically abuse me, you can even humiliate me in front of millions, but you DO NOT make fun of my performance!
Lights out
Josuke Theme
The crowd is audibly confused.
Katie: What the fuck!?
A spotlight is shining on the stage, where Katie has her breasts exposed. Daniel is sitting on the desk, twirling her bra. Tom is shocked by the exposure. She punches Tom for peeping.
Quemaleon: *Yellow* Breaking news! La hijo e puta de Katie Killjoy, had a wardrobe malfunction on live television! She is now beholding us with her saggy tits, that not even the sinners at the Second Circle would ever fuck with a twenty foot pole.
He grins at her and the audience gives a round of applause for the exposure. She becomes more demonic and lunges at him.
Katie: I'm going to make you wish you were dead again!
Quemaleon: Try it, you condescending cunt!
They brawl out on the stage, while crowd chants "Fight! Fight! Fight!" Tom is also sneaking a fap session under the desk. Charlie facepalms.
Charlie: Not again…
Show's over!
The ride back with shame.
We went back to the limo and are riding back to the hotel. I can't believe I let her get to me. I had one job! And blew it out of the fucking stratosphere. My fucking god. Can't even look at her after that embarrassment.
"It's okay. Everything is going to be fine." Charlie tries to comfort me.
*Yellow* "Everything is not going fine! I was supposed to increase the reputation of the hotel and all I did was fucking make us look like fucking clowns!" She's taken aback. Great, now I'm yelling at the only person who's been supporting me this whole time. *Blue* "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scream at you."
"It's okay." There's an awkward silence. "If it makes you feel any better, my interview with her pretty much ended the same way."
*Green* "Oh yea?" I recall the moment when I first dropped here. Only got a snippet of her interview, but was more focused on not getting my ass rammed by a minotaur.
"Yea. She insulted my song and the hotel, so I grabbed her pen and called her a bitch out of instinct. Won't lie, it felt good saying that." We both chuckle. It's good to laugh the misfortunes away.
"Oh, Katie was spouting that you are the Princess of Hell. Crazy, right?" I giggle, but she looks at me quizzically. "You're not, right?"
"I am. It's the whole reason why the Hotel was built in the first place, because I don't want the souls I look over to be exterminated. You didn't know that?"
"So wait, that means Lucifer is your father?"
"Yes."
"The guy with the blushes on the portrait is Lucifer?"
"Yes."
…*Rainbow* "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARILNFDSCONGFILJC!"
"Calm down! Your colors are blinding me!" It is at this moment, I know that I am still ignorant with the eccentricities my new home has yet to offer.
THE DU-Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town English cover Mark de Groot
When everything is new, it's hard to get in the groove
Don't stumble around, it's time to make your move
Cause baby you shine and I'm sure that you will make it in time
Oh yeah!
(Just kick it up and don't give up) Riding on a new wave
(There's nothing really to it) It's not a mystery
(Come on let's go, it's time to show) Everything you've learned cause now you can finally see
You're not a joke, you fit right in
So shake it off and give a grin
Don't be afraid to stand your ground
Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town
Thank you everyone for reading! Honestly would've never thought about making a sequel of any of my stories, so here's a first! I appreciate any feedback and as always, see you in the next chapter!
