Blood is heavier than water, but it won't quench my thirst for knowledge.
"Beautiful day, isn't it?" Alastor says as he sips tea.
*Orange* "I bet it is. For you anyways." I sigh, looking out the window.
"No need to be sour about it. I think it was sexy to see a topless woman wrangle with a boy. It's rare to see you aggressive and it's very refreshing to witness that side of yours." Lilian comments. She's wearing her suit cause she came back from a meeting to reconstruct her place again. We've both been summoned by our "Lord" Alastor to his study.
*Red* "That's not the point! Anyways, why did you call us here?"
"Why, to explain to you why you are a big target to the Overlords, of course!" He just loves to hear himself talk. "Remember you are a virgin, therefore your blood is valuable." He licks his lips. I seriously need an adult that ain't a loli nymphomaniac.
"What does my blood have to do with anything?"
"Surely you can't be this uneducated." Lily chimes in. "A virgin blood is very valuable in any religious circle. Why do you think a virgin is used as an offering to the gods? It holds holy properties and I heard they're quite delicious~. However, this is the first time someone like you has come to Hell. Usually virgins tend to ascend automatically to Heaven if they were a decent person, but due to the loophole of your sin, you're here now."
*Yellow* "Great. I expected Valentino to be after me, but now I've got every top dog on my ass now?"
"As long as you're here and me or Charlie are in your company, they won't try anything drastic. Though, that won't stop them from sending their elite subordinates to capture you under our noses. But enough about that, time for a little taste~!" Before I could question, he teleports behind me and sinks his sharp teeth on my neck!
"AAAAAAAAAH! OH MY GOD! GOD IS DEAAAAAAAH!" I can feel him licking feverishly on the wounds! Lily is just watching all this happen! I bet she's getting wetter than the Niagara Falls! Shoving the fucker off of me wasn't easy, but I managed to pry free from his grasp. *Red* "What the fuck is wrong with you!?" He licks the yellow blood from his fingers and chuckles.
"It tastes ver-hehehehahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA!" He starts cackling maniacally. The hell is wrong with him? He's now on the floor laughing his ass off. I feel a rough tongue lick my neck and jump out of the way. "Lily! No!"
"Wow! You actually tas-" She stops and gives me the angriest look. She snarls and jumps at me. She slams me against the bookshelf to try to slash my face off! I manage to hold her hands, but she switches to bite me.
"Ack! What is happening, Lily!? Calm down!" She doesn't listen to me. There's only blind rage as her mouth foams like a rabid cat. I wrap my tail around her and fling that bitch across the room. The books fall on top of her, knocking her out cold.
"What's with all the commotion?" Charlie steps in.
*Blue* "Oh thank god you're here." I jog towards her, but I trip on Alastor's mic and crash on top of her. "I'm sorry!" Oh no! I got my blue blood in her mouth! She starts sniffling. Huh?
"Why? Why is everything not working out? I promised you all would ascend, but we've haven't made much progress. Father was right. This idea was doomed from the start!" She starts bawling.
So that's what has been happening. Anybody that drinks my blood, makes them feel an extreme emotion depending on the color. Yellow is laughter, Red is anger and blue is sadness. Basic enough.
"What are you doing to her!?" Uh oh. I see Vaggie approaching me. It must look bad being on top of Charles, while she's crying.
*Pink* "T-This isn't what it looks like! My blood got into her mouth and she's having a mental breakdown cause of it." I get up and explain the situation to her. She softens her expression.
"I see. That's what the bastard gets for trying to get his way. Any idea how long this effect lasts?"
"Not sure. My guess is until the body disposes the blood from the system. That can also mean the more you take, the longer it lasts. So Al is going to be laughing for a good while."
"I'd say that's good enough for punishment." We both laugh. She picks up Charlie. "Everything is going to be okay, sweetie." She says sweetly. Bless these two for their wholesomeness. Her body shudders as she's having difficulty holding her girl. She looks at me. "Did I ever mention how good looking you are~?"
….*Blue* "Excuse me?" That is completely out of character for her. Oh shit! She has some of my pink blood on the cut that's on her finger! She must've gotten it while picking up Charlie without noticing!
"Now you're flirting with another person? My life just keeps getting worse and worse!" Charlie runs down the hall.
"Charlie wait! That's not her true feelings!" But it's futile to reason with her.
"Forget about her. Look at me. You have very nice lips. I can't wait to have a taste of them~." She licks her lips. *Red* Holy shit! My mind can't comprehend the alien concept of her being seductive, let alone hitting on a guy! I push her off and start running down the hall. I just have to wait it out, right? I wonder if they'll remember everything once it's over?
"Danieeeeeeel~!" *Yellow* Oh no! Vaggie is chasing me! Fuck it! I plunge my fingers on my wound. Once she's close enough, I stick my blood in her mouth. She's licking it very sensually. In any other circumstances, this would've been very hot. I take out my finger, which is covered in saliva. Ugh. Now to wait for her to start laughing. She hugs me and starts snuggling. Did it not work!? "I'm so happy to be with you." She coos.
"Hold on. So my pink and yellow blood is making you into girlfriend material?" I think out loud. So it doesn't overwrite it, more like mixes in with the others. Oh my god. This just complicates things. "Come on. Let's go find Charlie."
"Okay~!" She excitedly jumps and holds my hand as we walk. Man, this just gets weirder by the second. We arrive at the lobby, where Qwais is comforting poor Charles, while Angel is curiously looking over. They notice us with surprise on their face. I force out my hand, but she cuddles on my arm.
"Everything has a logical explanation." I summarize the events that had transpired.
"I see. I thought there was something strange about her behavior." Qwais thinks over with his usual stoic demeanor.
"Hahaha! Look how head over heels she is! I have to definitely record this!" Angel takes out his phone and starts recording.
"So what do we do?" I ask. Qwais stands and guides Charlie towards us.
"Can you turn pink?" He inquires. *Pink* I unconsciously turn and he grabs a bit of blood and sticks it in Charles mouth. He carries both girls and locks them up in a room. "That takes care of it." I give him a confused look. "They're going to have a nice happy/pity sex, until it's out of their system. Lily and Alastor are fine, so it's only a matter of time for them."
"Aaaw. I was hoping to capture more, but this is plenty enough. Hehehe." Angel smiles. "Is the food ready? I'm going to die of hunger." He whines.
"I think it should be ready. You should get cleaned up. We don't want any unnecessary trouble if you accidentally spill blood on the food." Qwais says to me.
He's right. Don't want none of this shit to happen. Though with this new discovery, I can use it to my advantage in certain situations. I quickly fix myself up, bandage the wounds and meet them later to eat. I got enough excitement for one day.
