Before I start Daniel's Eccentric Ascensions, I'd like to thank everyone who's read my stories and honestly it wouldn't have been possible if Hazbin Hotel wasn't a thing. While I'm happy with how the story is flowing, I only have the Pilot as a reference to the world building and whenever I write any fanfic set in the canon world, I like to portray the environment and characters as accurately as possible. It's why I purposely don't focus much on the canon characters as much and I know that can be a turn off for some, but that's how I like to work. So when the full show comes out, there's a high chance for me to reboot the series. Anyways, on with the show!

A man's best friend is only applicable when one is alive

We're gathered around in the ballroom having our introductions like when I first got here. Everyone introduced themselves and it's Kain's turn.

"Hello. My name is Kennedy, but you can call me Kain." He nervously says.

"Hello Kain." Most of us robotically greet him. Charles claps her hands.

"It is wonderful to have you here! Why don't you tell us a little more about yourself? If you'd like, of course." Charlie asks him.

"It;s all right." He thinks for a moment. "Me and Abe were born on January 1, 1980 and both died on December 31, 1999. I like bitter food and spaghetti is like my favorite dish! Jurassic Park is my favorite movie, My favorite boy band is the Backstreet Boys, I wear top of the line GAP fashion and blah, bloah, blieh." He just goes on and on about the smallest details about himself, like he's making a reference sheet. We're visibly becoming impatient and Charlie is picking up our vibe.

"I got a question for ya." I interrupt him. "Why did you guys try to kidnap me?" Charles and Vags shoot me an uncomfortable look.

"Because Velvet wanted to use your blood for her clothing line." There is silence. Not just because how easy it was for him to answer, but the oddity of it.

"She wants my blood for her clothes?" I had to repeat it cause it is too weird for me.

"Yes. Your blood can glow in the dark and while there are materials already that can do that, yours have special properties depending on the color. Like if one wears a shirt coated with yellow blood, they'd be happy without ingesting it. Of course that would've been a trade secret to the public. Only the Overlords and the demons they choose to share the information know about your hidden ability. This will include your tentacles, as I'm sure Abe would have informed her about it and she distributed it to the other Lords." Fan-fucking-tastic. Now I gotta be careful with what I do, since I don't know who could be watching me.

"My, my~. You did say you wanted to be famous." Lily nudges my arm.

"Yea, but I wanted it to be through the art of my performance! Not because of my virgin blood! This sucks." I couldn't help but pout. Can I go back to becoming a nobody again? No. This shit all started because of Alastor. It's all his fault!

Some time later...

After the long session, she finally lets us go. I decide to go back to my room to sleep. Barely slept at all last night. Opening the door to my room, I am shocked to find Kain in my room going through my drawer!

*Red* "What the fuck are you doing here!?" I scream at him. He looks up.

"Oh! Hello Daniel! I noticed that you were wearing those plain clothes again and I just couldn't believe your drawers are full of them." He starts throwing my clothes on the floor.

"How did you even get in!? I always lock my door!"

"The little cyclop just finished cleaning your room and I politely asked her to open it for me." Nifftyyyyyyyyyyyy! You don't let strangers go in someone else's room! He opens my closet, where I keep my other set in. "Black leather jacket with hearts? At least they're different." He grabs the hat. "Is this…"

"Yes. It's Valentino's hat." He drops it out of fright. As if he wasn't supposed to touch something so forbidden.

"You have his hat!? Do you know how much a pimp values such things? The fact you are here in one piece, is a miracle in itself!" I pick it up and put it back in the closet.

"I think my freedom is more valuable than a fucking hat. Anyways, can you please leave? I wanna sleep." I motion him to the door, but he stands his ground.

"I am not leaving here, without at least expanding your wardrobe." He snaps his fingers and it's deathly silent like before. "Don't worry. While we used my ability to carry out kidnappings, it's main use is actually a private fashion design." He materializes a measuring tape for the body. "I can only materialize equipment that I already have in this space. So if I need more, I have to go buy them. Now take off your clothes for accurate measurements." I look at him quizzically. If he's planning to do anything sexual, he's gonna become well acquainted with the floor by ASTL.

"If it gets you to leave quicker." I sigh and strip naked. He pushes my clothes aside and begins doing his work. He measures my bust, waist and hip. So far ASTL hasn't reacted, which means his intentions aren't nefarious.

"Done!" He snaps and a wardrobe appears full of clothes. "Based on these calculations and your personality, I have the perfect set for you." He opens it. "I present to you ultra white blazers with a gray crewneck tee. Accompanied with casual loose cargo short Denim jeans. It seems you're more of a summer kind of person."

"I gotta say, they do look good."

"I'm glad you like them! Now let's see they feel the same about you."

"Who's they?" The clothes start to move as if there was someone invisible wearing them. "Whaaaaaaat the fuuuuuuuuuuck?"

"My clothes are very special. I believe that in order for your fashion to shine, one has to be in sync with what you wear. Now prove your worth!" I have no clue what this guy is going on about! Do I just talk to it?

"Hey there...good looking. I'm completely naked and I need you on...me…" Kain is giving me this look that I can assume is confusion and embarrassment. "Yo, I don't know what I have to prove to clothes! FUCKING CLOTHES!" I get slapped by the shirt. "Did you just slap me!?"

"They have feelings, you know. Just like everyone."

*Green* "All right, tough guy. I'll just force you on me!" That sounds kinda rapey but who cares! I grab the shorts and put them on. "Hahaha! See? Nothing to i-AAAAAAAAH!" The shorts become super tight! Like the cartoons where the clothes shrink on the characters body except it's happening for real! I swiftly take them off before my balls get crushed. "The hell!?"

"This is not a battle of strength or wits, but of style. That's the only hint I'll give you." Style? Like a fashion show….That's it!

Lights out

A spotlight shines on Daniel and the clothes.

Daniel: Hey! Let's see if you are worthy to be on me with these poses.

The clothes make a motion that it's offended. Dan struts towards it and Jojo poses. They copy him.

Daniel: Very nice! But can you do this!

He backflips and starts breakdancing. They copy him no problem.

Daniel: Hahaha! You're pretty good. Now for the final showdown!

Jojo parte 5-Torture dance song

Vocal percussion on a whole 'nother level coming from my mind! Vocal percussion on a whole 'nother level coming from my mind!

Aahh! We're Golden Wind! (Kono me amareri maroreri merare maro) Aaaaaaah haa aah! We're Golden Wind! (Kono me amareri maroreri merare maro)

It's like a burning sunrise! (Ahí makareru makare punpun kete) It's like a burning sunset! (Ahí makareru makare punpun kete) It's like a burning sunrise! (Ahí makareru makare punpun kete) It's like a burning sunset!

Daniel does the torture dance. The clothes copy him and after a while, Kain joins in on the gang! They danced crazy! Once it's done, the clothes jump on Dan and it fits him nicely.

Show's over!

"Congratulations!" Kain claps excitedly.

"Woah! I look so cool! It's so comfy, that I can't feel the weight of the clothes." I check myself out.

"That's because you are now one with your attire. That is my true ability! Not many demons understand the art behind fashion, which is why I'm glad you've given me the opportunity to shine!" He shakes my hand.

*Orange* "N-No problem. But all I really did was beat the shit out of you guys. You should really thank Charlie and Vaggie. If it wasn't for them, we wouldn't be here right now." That's a rock fact.

"Of course! I should also show my thanks by giving them a fashion show."

"Do give them a heads up for the upcoming battle. Especially Vags. She doesn't like surprises." He nods and snaps us back to reality.

"I'll make more sets for you. Since you've proven yourself once, you don't have to fight my clothes again." He waves goodbye and finally leaves my room. I threw myself to bed and for the first time, I had a peaceful sleep. Guess Hell ain't so bad after all.

Hope y'all enjoyed it! If you wanna see the illustrations and characters, you can check them out on my Twitter Great Miester.