And here we finally have the final installment of the Release Series. At FUCKING last! Y'all have no idea how difficult this one was for me and Spy, lol. Rest assured that I'll be coming back to Narutoon eventually, but this'll be the last one for now.

Also, in regards to Callie and Marie: it was pointed out to me in a few of Release the Hoo-Man's reviews that the Squid Sisters are actually cousins. Oops, lol. Seeing how I know more about Splatoon than Spy, I'mma take the blame for that one. My bad. For the sake of consistency, let's just call that an accidental AU, eh?

As with Release the Kraken and Release the Hoo-Man, Release the Hook is a collab between myself and Spyash2.

Special thanks to AdVictoriumCustodes for his contributions at the end, as well. Check them out if you haven't! :)

On with the fic!


Marina drummed her fingers against her forearm as she waited. The busty, dark-skinned Octoling was seated in a comfy looking chair as she waited for her connection to meet her. She and Pearl really wanted to see this human so badly! And while the Squid Sisters did get their interview with him first there are plenty of other subjects they could still explore.

Like the fact he came from an Alternate Earth for one.

Then the Octoling perked up and sat a little straighter when she saw a male Inkling in a business suit approaching. Marina smiled broadly knowing full well who this Inkling is. With her background in engineering, among other things, she was the lead designer for one of the stages of this year's Splatfest… and upon hearing that this human was the lover of that athlete who'd disappeared, it didn't take a prophet to predict the Inkling wanting to take part in the next Splatfest she could.

"It's nice to see you again, Prawn," said Marina, eying the Inkling with a smirk as he sat down opposite her, "How goes setting up this year's Splatfest?"

The man in question was a fair-skinned, blue-eyed Inkling with matching head tentacles who was garbed in a black and white business suit.

Prawn shrugged and sighed. "As it always is: difficult," he answered. Then he gave her a squinty eyed look and asked, "So word is you're looking for an interview with a certain human…"

"Guilty as charged," Marina giggled. "Pearl is incredibly annoyed that he approached the Squid Sisters first, though I can't say I blame him. And seeing how Dessie is taking part, I figured the human would want to see his girl perform." then she tapped the corner of her mouth and added, "And given she disappeared in the finale, it wouldn't be fair if she couldn't finish it."

"Makes sense," Prawn replied with a nod. "It's most likely that he'll be with the Squid Sisters, seeing how they've been trying to beef up security, just in case. The short notice has been making my job hard, but I see where they're coming from."

Marina leaned forward. "Is there a way for you to get us in contact with either of them? Or Callie and Marie themselves?" She had plenty of connections and many an Inkling owed her quite a few favors. Contacting the right people wouldn't be too hard.

"I'll see what I can do… the latter would likely be easier, if nothing else."

"Much appreciated~!"


A few days later, Naruto found himself sitting in a VIP booth, overlooking the Splatfest tournament. The blond couldn't keep his eyes away from the sheer amount of ink being shot by the combatants.

It was unlike anything he had seen before!

...Though due to the fact he had not finished his graduation exam and became a ninja when he vanished to this Earth, this was the most exciting thing he had ever seen in his short life. The Stage of this current Splatfest was massive, it had obstacles, high ground, platforms and covering for both sides to use.

And Dessie, despite being out of the game for a short while, was kicking all kinds of ass.

Her team was the red one, as indicated by the color of their tentacles, while the other team was blue. One girl led the charge with an ink roller, while another wielded what looked like a giant paint brush, Dessie and another girl covered them with blasters, and the sole male of their team trailed behind with a long-range ink shooter.

All of them carried a container for their ammunition on their backs… which was ink. Red ink to be specific.

The opposing team, meanwhile, had two ink rollers, two snipers, and one blaster. One of the rollers and the blaster were male on their side, and the two snipers were serving as quite the thorn in the red team's collective ass.

Naruto could not take his eyes off the teams as they did their best to shoot at one another. "I wish there was something like this back in my Earth."

"You don't have something like this where you came from?"

Naruto, of course, was not alone. Being the first human to be seen in nine to ten thousand years, he was practically world famous.

Dessie's prediction had come true as a result: everyone wanted a piece of him… including all three of her female teammates… despite one of them being married, no less! It was a huge boost to his ego to say the least, though he tried his best not to let it get to his head.

As such, Callie and Marie had assigned the boy some bodyguards… and he wasn't complaining in the slightest upon learning said bodyguards were the same ones he… 'claimed' upon meeting his second and third lovers. (1)

He was also given the most secure VIP booth because of his status. Not only that, but in addition to those bodyguards, there were several Agents in the background, descritely making sure none of the more enthusiastic Ink or Octolings tried to break in.

"Not to my knowledge, no," the blond answered. "Gotta say, though, I can see why this is so popular."

And with that, Naruto continued to watch Dessie and her team kick their opponents' collective ass.


In the end, despite their best efforts, the Splatfest ended in the defeat of Team Blue. He was pretty impressed by their tactics, though. Despite not having graduated, Uzumaki Naruto had been learning military strategies. He was far from proficient in it. He was terrible at planning ahead in general. He excelled at thinking on his feet, though.

Of course, he knew damn well that his usual method of 'rushing in and punching people into giving up' wouldn't always go down well. Because, one, they had ink blasters and the spread from that ink would get him way before he could touch them unless he was already close enough to bullrush them. And two, that ink was apparently very poisonous.

The only reason they were allowed to use it in this was because it was less harmful to other Inklings. It still felt unpleasant as a hell and they could get sick and even die from too much exposure to an unfamiliar Inkling's... essence all at once, but that took a lot of ink and they had the capacity to become immune to it—thus resulting in the practice of inoculation.

And meeting Dessie's team was… interesting. He politely greeted them one by one, and even shook their hands. The same went for the Blue Team.

Despite their defeat, Naruto could tell he made their day when he gushed over their performance and tactics as well as those of Dessie's team Needless to say, he got a few brownie points from all of them.


All-in-all, it had gone as well as everyone had expected.

Once Naruto and Dessie had appeared on Inkopolis News with the Squid Sisters, the days afterwards were a little hectic. They had become a worldwide sensation practically overnight! Inklings, Octolings, and more were clambering to see the human. At least they had the decency to not storm their house. It was… jarring for Naruto, to say the least; once upon a time, he would have basked in the attention. But after a single day he was starting to miss the days where he was pretty much ignored… to a small extent. (3)

At least he didn't have people trying to dogpile him then! Now he understood how Sasuke felt when he came to his fangirls. He kinda pitied the guy as a result… this was just so overwhelming!

Thankfully, Callie and Marie… the Squid Sisters... allowed him and Dessie to live with them, allowing the young couple to live in peace… or whatever counts as peace here.

Naruto was not idle either. Once they got situated, the blond started learning as much as he could of this new world. The young man discovered that there are other sea creatures here, too, as a result. Like sea urchins and jellyfish.

There was a strange fish called 'zapfish'—a type of electric fish used as a power source as the name implied—and Octarians… who were just an overly sized tentacle on legs with big googly eyes and comically large, purple lips.

Needless to say, after seeing a picture of an Octarian he couldn't get it out of his head. Or stop laughing for hours. They just looked that silly!

Then, sometime after the Splatfest, Callie and Marie received a phone call; Naruto had no idea what it entailed since he couldn't hear who was on the other side, but from how the Inkling girls looked back at him from time to time, the blond had a feeling it involved him.

And after the two had finished with the one-sided conversation, they confirmed his suspicions. Their discussion over the phone had indeed involved him.


"'Off the Hook'? Who are they?" Naruto asked, an intrigued look shifting between Callie and Marie.

"They are a singing duo who also serve as anchors on Inkopolis News," Callie answered.

"They're our rivals…and our biggest fans." Marie chimed in with a smile.

"...So they're like you two." Having stayed with them for the past several days Naruto had learned that outside of doing the news, Callie and Marie were famous singers.

"Yeah, pretty much," Marie replied with a shrug. "They're very eager to meet you and want to ask some questions of their own."

"I see…" After spending a minute thinking it over Naruto made his decision and addressed the Squid Sisters. "...Well, it wouldn't hurt to talk to them. When do they want to talk?"

"As soon as possible." Marie answered, "Their studio is in Inkopolis Square. It's not too far from Inkopolis Plaza, so you won't have to go far. They won't mind if you want to have a few days to think about it, though."

"Of course, I'm going with," Dessie chimed in, her tone leaving no room for argument. She gave Naruto the look upon seeing him open his mouth and wordlessly dared him to argue with her.

Naruto, wisely, closed his mouth and said nothing. He may be dense but he was not stupid. If she wants to come with him then she can. Dessie, seeing this, allowed a satisfied smirk to grace her lips and she nodded to herself.

"Someone's keeping her future hubby on a short leash~!" Callie cooed in amusement.

"Someone has to." Dessie chortled, then paused when the words caught up to her and her face turned bright red at the mere idea of getting married to the human. Naruto, likewise, was just as red faced as Dessie and his mouth was opening and closing every few seconds as he tried and failed to make words come out.

"Oh ho ho, that's adorable~!" Callie giggled. She couldn't help but bump hips with Naruto, grinning impishly when the blond almost lost his footing and fortunately for him Marie caught him before he could fall.

"An-anyway," Naruto cleared his throat, "I'll go to them tomorrow. If they wanna ask me questions I need time to think up the answers…" and given how curious everyone was, the blond could only guess the sort of questions they would ask.

Still, he'll adapt. And if the questions get too uncomfortable for his liking, he'll tell them so. Dessie would likely let them know of that as well since she was coming along.

"Alright! Then we have a plan." Callie chirped, "I'll let Pearl and Marina know you're likely going to see them tomorrow… after we've all had some fun, of course."

Marie cleared her throat glaring at her sister to behave, but was promptly ignored.

"That's still going to take some getting used to," Dessie muttered. Naruto nodded with wholehearted agreement. Neither of them could really get over just how much naughtier that woman was in private.

He was far from complaining about it though…


The next day, Naruto and Dessie found themselves walking down to Inkopolis Square, two Inkling bodyguards, dressed up as civilians, tailing them. At least they weren't going alone. He also had no idea where this 'Off the Hook' studio was, so Naruto let Dessie lead the way.

He could do without the stares though… While Naruto strongly preferred the looks of curiosity and amazement over the glares he used to get, it was still overwhelming at times.

But, soon enough, they found themselves at a building called The Shoal… that was essentially an arcade building. But instead of walking into it the blond was brought to the building next to it that had a sign with the words 'Off the Hook' on it.

Naruto blinked. Well… that was easy, and a lot quicker than he thought it would be. So that was where Marina and Pearl did their thing, huh?

The small group came to a stop in front of it and Dessie pressed the buzzer and waited. There was a beep and a voice emerged from the speaker to his girlfriend's right.

"Who is it?" The dark-skinned Inkling knew who that voice belonged to. It was Pearl.

Smiling, Dessie pushed the speaker button and gestured for Naruto to talk into the speaker. After a moment he shrugged and did just that.

"This is Naruto," the blond stated, not knowing he had gotten Pearl wide-eyed at hearing his voice. "Callie and Marie told me the hosts of Off the Hook wanted to speak with me?"

There was no hesitation.

"J-just a moment!"

Then, the speaker buzzed a second time and went completely silent.

"Five, four, three, two…" Dessie muttered. Then the door was unceremoniously slammed open and Naruto came face to face with a young-looking Inkling with cream and pink colored head tentacles.

She was garbed in a long, sleeveless, white coat. A pair of fingerless black gloves, pink leggings and black and white boots. Pearl gave Naruto a once over and said, "Huh… I thought you would be taller." He looked taller on TV.

"I'm getting that a lot. It's a pain in the ass." was his snarky response. One way to get him annoyed: bring up his height.

Dessie elbowed him in the ribs, but to her mild annoyance, Pearl only let out a hearty cackle.

"Ha! I like you already! C'mon, Marina and I have been waiting for ya." Grinning she beckoned Naruto, Dessie and the Inkling guards inside.

The studio was relatively barren, the occasional guard being the only personnel who weren't currently on break. While they were expecting him to arrive, Marina advised that they don't have too many present so as to keep him from feeling overwhelmed, seeing how he was noted to seem uncomfortable around crowds.

As for the Octoling in question, she was waiting for them in the lounge with a polite smile upon her face. And Naruto had to admit… She was a babe. A dark-skinned babe at that. With the tips of her fingers colored green.

The color of her head tentacles was a mix of plum brown and teal, and unlike the Inkling's her head tentacles head suction cups. Like Octopuses. And her ink sacs—the young teen still couldn't believe their ink sacs look like breasts—were…generously big as well. If they were actual breasts they would have been in the DD sized range.

Marina's attire was a sleeveless, unzipped, midriff baring black top that showed off a generous amount of cleavage, and short black shorts that showed off way, way too much leg that was covered with thigh-high green stockings and a pair of black boots. (4)

She sat cross-legged on a little sofa, eyeballing Naruto and his entourage.

Naruto briefly eyed Pearl's leggings… now that he saw what Marina was wearing was she wearing the same stockings as Marina?

"I must say," the Octoling commented, bringing Naruto's attention back to her, "when I heard about you, I didn't expect you to look so young."

He nervously scratched the side of his head, "Yeah, I figured," the blond told her with a sheepish smile. "I'm close to turning… uhm… 13-years."

Dessie blinked once, twice, thrice and slowly looked at him with wide eyes. She'd been doing the dirty with a minor all this time?! She quickly took a deep breath and calmed her nerves. He came from another Earth entirely and they barely know anything of the extinct humans here…and the fact they did the dirty so quickly within meeting each other told her their inhibitions were a lot looser than she thought.

Marina quirked an eyebrow at that, "Really?" She hummed and sexily crossed one leg over the other, "The skeletons and pictures that were recovered were mostly of adult humans. I never thought the day would come that I would be lucky enough to meet a human who is still in their… youth? Yes, I believe that was the term." The Octoling then turned her attention towards Dessie and the other two Inklings that accompanied him. "This is bound to take some time, so you are free to explore the building at your leisure."

"To be fair, I well, I wasn't an adult yet when I came here, but by now, I would be considered one… at least by Konoha's standards."

"Konoha?" Pearl parroted, looking at him oddly.

"It's the name of my village," Naruto replied. "Short for Konohagakure no Sato, the Village Hidden within the Leaves."

"Apparently, he was training to be a soldier of some sort," Dessie added. "And then… well, we met and everything else is history."

Pearl grinned to herself. Her idea of asking about this alternate Earth for their interview was looking enticing more and more. "Please, keep goin'," she urged. "I'm very curious!" She quickly took a seat beside Marina and gave the blond an eager look.

Well if nothing else that was some incentive for Dessie to go exploring. With the amount of questions she was asked by Marie she had a good feeling they would be here for quite a while.


And indeed it was…

"So the humans on your Earth can change their appearance at will?" was the question from Pearl. The tone she used was one of disbelief.

Naruto nodded, "Yep." Then, he pauses. "Well, not all of them. We need proper training to pull it off, but I mastered the technique a long time ago."

"I have to see this," Marina chimed in.

"Well…" Naruto took a quick look around, "What do you want me to change into? I can change myself to look like one of you if you want." Living with Dessie for two weeks straight allowed him to learn the physique that Inklings have. He was confident enough to replicate it with what he knows so far.

"Can you turn into solid objects?" Marina asked.

"If it's big enough, yeah... but not too big. Can't turn into a building or a paper clip, but pretty much anything slightly larger or smaller than me is fair game." (5)

She giddily grinned, "Oh! Then turn into a chair!"

Naruto couldn't help but chuckle at her enthusiasm before standing up and forming a hand seal. And then…

Poof!

Before Marina and Pearl knew what happened, he was enveloped in a plume of smoke and when it dissipated, Naruto had done precisely that. He was now a wooden chair and Marina couldn't help but get up and see if he actually was a chair. When the Octoling brushed her digits against it she let out a surprised gasp.

"Oh my god… he really is a chair!" she breathed, prompting her Inkling partner to get up and see for herself.

Her mouth dropped open in awe when she actually felt the wooden texture against her skin. Holy shit. If she had any skepticism that the human belonged to another Earth they were effectively gone now.

Then, they both flinched as Naruto turned back with another poof. "That tickled," he muttered. "Broke my concentration."

"That was rather cute," Marina commented with a giggle.

Naruto couldn't help but blush at that.

And then, they started touching him again. Not in an inappropriate way, of course. They just wanted to get a comparison, to feel what their eyes were seeing. Naruto couldn't help but be reminded of when he and Dessie first met to be completely honest.

"You're so… hard." Pearl muttered absently. Sure she knew humans had bones under all that skin and muscle but never did she think they would not be so… malleable. The Inkling gave the blond a flat look when she heard him snort. "What?"

"There's plenty of different ways that wording can be taken the wrong way. Sexually being one of them." He punctuated that statement with a grin and wink, causing the inkling and her partner to blush furiously at his flirting.

"Oh for fuck's sake," he heard Dessie groan. "I swear, if you fuck them too, you're sleeping on the couch unless you make it up to me!"

Marina and Pearl blinked at that, turned to where they heard Dessie before looking back at Naruto.

Deciding to roll with the opening his girlfriend gave him Naruto winked at Marina and Pearl and said out loud, "Well they are a good looking pair…" he trailed off purposely, knowing full well what Dessie's reply was going to be.

"Don't you dare…" She gave him a halfhearted, childish pout, before grumbling. "After that first time with Callie and Marie, I was bedridden for a week!"

That got the duo to exchange wide-eyed looks before they looked back in Dessie's direction. With how passionate and exasperated the Inkling sounded… it was too genuine to be faked.

Did that mean he really had sex with the Squid Sisters?!

Marina grinned. Forget the questions! She found something a lot more juicy and interesting!

"Soooo…" she put an arm around his shoulder and pulled the human to her, "...you did the dirty with the Squid Sisters?" her grin grew bigger at the boy's flushed face, "Oh, you did!"

"Oh for the love of…" they heard Dessie mutter. "...I know where this is going, so I'll be heading somewhere safe. I'd like to walk back home myself, thank you very much!"

The way she said it was less biting than Marina and Pearl had expected, her tone having more of an exasperated fondness to it. In all honesty, this was not at all surprising to her; hell, she'd been expecting it! But at the same time, the last thing she needed was to get all hot and bothered again.

As good as Naruto's poundings felt, she did like actually being able to walk a lot more, thank you very much!

The three of them heard the Inkling leaving the room, and before she left the room completely Naruto loudly called out, "I'll make it up to you when we get home!"

"I look forward to it!" Dessie called back. "I expect a double dicking from you!"

When Naruto turned his attention back to Marina and Pearl, he didn't quite know how to feel about the looks they were giving him.

"Someone grabbed herself a keeper," the former cooed.

The latter, meanwhile huffed and pouted, looking rather salty. "Her looks helped, no doubt." Pearl looked down at herself and clicked her tongue in annoyance at her petite physique.

"I mean, you're kinda hot too," Naruto commented.

Pearl scoffed at that. "You're just tryin' ta make me feel better," she grumbled, though her tone was quite a bit more halfhearted. "Thanks, though."

"Don't mind her," Marina said, looking somewhat exasperated. "She's just… sensitive."

Naruto, meanwhile, just gave them a confused look. "But… I mean it, though," he told them both. "I mean, to be fair, I have a thing for the petite ones, but yeah…" he turned his attention to Pearl in particular. "I really do think you're hot."

Pearl blinked once, twice, thrice, unable to help but notice his sincerity. "Y-you really think so?"

He nodded. "Don't get me wrong, I like Dessie, too, and Marina is hot as well, but… well…" Naruto trailed off as he felt something in the air that told him to stop, and he knew not why.

A deafening silence filled the studio and the bodyguard who stayed with him started sweating bullets as she too sensed something… dangerous.

And then, before anyone could react, Naruto was flat on his ass, ten feet away from his previous position with a toppled sofa in his wake and a rather… hungry-looking Inkling straddling the blond.

One could hear Marina mutter, "What just happened?"

It was an excellent question, really…

Naruto looked up at Pearl, unable to do anything but stare as she immediately started to shed her clothes. But then, she stopped, her cheeks burning as she felt something poke her in the rear. Something big and hard. She wiggled against it and paused when Naruto let out a pleased grunt.

The legal loli quickly realized what that was and grinned. Then, she shed her clothes even faster than before and before Naruto knew it Pearl was straddling him butt ass naked. She was petite… but her breasts—no, ink sacs, they were ink sacks, not boobs... ahem, her ink sacks were small but palm filling. He still found it odd that someone who looks so human—minus the teeth and head tentacles—has no nipples.

Pushing the oddity to the side for the moment Naruto reached down and pulled a gasp from Pearl's throat when she felt him getting two handfuls of her ass and squeeze.

"Round and firm." the blond said out loud, kneading and squeezing the muscle with his palm and fingers, "This is a nice ass." he grinned up at her and gave the Inkling a wink, "I'm going to enjoy stuffing you."

Pearl's own smile widened and she got started on extracting that slab of meat from his trousers... and when it popped out of its confinements, the Inkling froze in place and stared. A ravenous fire could be seen in her eyes and the next thing any of them knew, Pearl was riding Naruto's cock like a bitch in heat.

Whap! Whap! Whap! Whap! Whap!

The Inkling was outright hopping on his lap, uncaring of who was watching her. After getting complimented by the human, the first human, she wanted to be one of the few people in this age that got to say, "I fucked a human and I liked it!".

Bragging rights and all that. And, well, she was genuinely enjoying the fucking they were giving each other.

Naruto was more than happy to return fire, bending his knees and using the new leverage to saw his cock in and out of her tight snatch, and before any of them knew it, Pearl and Naruto were fucking like rabbits. The former slammed her thick ass into the blond's crotch repeatedly, and the blond was meeting her descent with the same amount of fire. His hands weren't idle either as he busied himself with kneading, squeezing and rolling those cheeks around.

Naruto grunted, slamming his prick into her snatch over and over, powering his way through her clenching folds with all the force he could muster and it didn't take long for the Inkling to be the one getting fucked silly.

With a fierce growl Naruto slammed inside her to the hilt on the and stayed buried there. He grunted and his cock visibly throbbed, visibly pouring his hot jizz into Pearl's unprotected womb. The inkling, meanwhile, shuddered at the warm sensation, her own juices gushing forth to coat his balls.

Thoroughly enjoying the show, Marina licked her chops at the sight, her own loins burning with desire. "I do hope you have room for one more," she cooed.

"He pounded seven inklings into unconsciousness in one night," his bodyguard chimed in… pointedly leaving out that she was among them. "That was the 'first time' Dessie mentioned, by the way."

Marina's face and tentacles reddened at the mental image as she started to shift uncomfortably.

"He's compatible, too," the bodyguard mentioned, looking flustered.

Pearl twitched violently at that, suddenly knocked out of her sexual stupor, and grabbed Naruto by the scruff of his neck. "AND YOU DIDN'T THINK TO MENTION THAT SOONER?!"

"I'll take responsibility…?" Naruto squeaked.

"YOU FUCKING BETTER!"

Unfortunately for Marina, this revelation was more… exciting than it should've been.

"YOU'RE PUTTING A RING ON MY FINGER FIRST, YOU HEAR?"

Naruto flinched and couldn't help but look a little nervous upon hearing his girlfriend yelling that.

"Yes dear!" If there was one thing he learned from back home—the Elemental Nations home that is—it's that girls are always right. It doesn't matter what you do or what counterpoint you bring up, they are always right.

Naruto blinked when he felt a pair of very sizable orbs being squashed against the top of his head, and a pair of arms wrapping themselves around him. Pearl let go of him as he leaned his head back to see Marina. And Naruto could tell that she'd shed her top while he wasn't looking...

"If you're done with Pearl, then please do fuck me next," she fluttered her eyelashes at him and saucily licked her lips, "Because I'm positively dying for it."

Pearl gasped upon feeling him throb inside of her and pouted with a groan. A competitive spark in her eyes, she clamped down upon his dick and drew a moan from him before starting to move once more.

"I-I'm not done yet!" the petite inkling barked. She put her hands on his chest to brace herself, "I can still go another round!"

Naruto's dick throbbed again, which again pulled out another gasp from the inkling. "I can't help but think you're hotter the more I get to know you," he muttered, causing Pearl to turn beet red.

And then, the fire in her eyes returned with a vengeance. Oh, that did it!

Naruto went cross eyed when she squeezed him again and then, she started bouncing on his dick relentlessly, seemingly doing her damnedest to make him bust a nut inside her once more.

Whap! Whap! Whap! Whap! Whap! Whap! Whap!

The sound of their laps connecting echoed throughout the room, causing the loins of the ladies present to burn with desire as Pearl fucking mated with the blond. It wasn't just sex at this point anymore; no, she was actively trying to lay his eggs, after hearing him say that!

And Naruto was more than happy to oblige; he put his hands back on her hips and started meeting her half way. Marina pouted in mild disappointment that she wasn't going to get a piece of him yet, but her pout was soon replaced with a hungry grin and leer as she watched Naruto and Pearl go at it. Each and every time they collided, he grunted and ripped a whorish moan from Pearl, which only made him want to slam into her again. Which he did, over and over again…

The dark-skinned Octoling licked her lips once again in hungry anticipation as she continued to strip in preparation for her turn.

"That's it," she encouraged in a husky whisper, "fuck her. Fuck her good and pound me too when you're done with her~!"

"Guh!" Naruto grunted, slamming into Pearl one last time. The poor thing's eyes rolled back and her tongue lolled out in a classic ahoge expression as he blew his load right inside of her. This one, however, was no less than twice as intense as the last and both of the other ladies present swore they could hear the churning sounds of his hot jizz filling her to the brim. The orgasmic wail got caught half way out and poor Pearl could only writhe in utter ecstasy.

"You're totally making me lay another batch the first chance you get," the bodyguard muttered.

Pearl gurgled pitifully upon feeling Naruto twitch inside her once more. Then, she fell limp atop the blond, utterly spent. With a happy, little sigh, she was out like a light soon after.

"That was adorable," Naruto commented with an amused grin. Then, he gasped and stiffened at the feel of her clamping down on him again. Apparently, she heard that despite her unconsciousness.

He pulled out with a grunt, Pearl's inner walls clamping down on him yet again, as if to try and keep him within her when he did, and the bodyguard lent him a hand in lying her down on the still-upturned sofa while he turned to face Marina.

He stared into her eyes, before his gaze briefly dipped down to her ink sacs, "I know those aren't really titties like human girls have, but they look so much like them." And they were a sizable pair of ink sacs too. "You'd be really hot by human standards."

Marina giggled at that, wrapping her arms around him and urging him to come down on top of her. "Good to know," she cooed. She wasn't in the mood for chitchat, tough; no… she had to get her more carnal needs out of the way first. And so, the shapely octoling spread her legs and invitingly ground her mound against Naruto's throbbing manhood.

To be honest, this wasn't her first time; she'd had a couple of relationships back in her days in the Octarian military, but they were all short-lived, despite how heated the first one got. (6)

That boyfriend wasn't nearly as big as Naruto, though… that thing was just a little intimidating, to be honest. But, if Pearl handled him without too much trouble, then so could she.

Naruto guided his dick towards her dripping folds and then, he slowly sank into her, pulling a deep, guttural moan from Marina. The sound made him throb in anticipation and soon enough, he bottomed out inside her. The Octoling wrapped her arms and legs around him… as well as her tentacles as Marina pulled him into a heated kiss. Naruto couldn't help but start moving immediately if his life depended on it.

This time around, the pace was slow and sensual, feeling more like the romantic sex he had with Dessie on occasion as they moaned hungrily into each other's lips. They basked in each other's warmth, writhing heatedly and slowly picking up the pace.

The moment their heated liplock ceased in favor of the two lovers grabbing some oxygen, Marina leaned her head forward and shuddered against him.

"Nghh… so full…"

Naruto made her shudder again, nipping at the crook of her neck and leaving several hickeys in his wake while he made sweet love to the dark-skinned Octoling.

"N-not sure I'll be able to pull out," he whispered, unconsciously humping forward a bit. "It feels so good…"

Marina turned bright red at that, her tentacles also donning a rosy hue.

"F-flatterer…"

"Can't help myself," he chuckled.

Marina's grip only tightened, her whole body now a bit flush at the thought of bearing his offspring. "She and Dessie aren't the only ones, are they?" Her inner walls fluttered at the thought of this stud having made several women lay his eggs in a heated orgy.

"I couldn't help myself back then, either," he admitted. Hell, the realization that he might make their lives more complicated was literally the only thing stopping him from breeding with Dessie's teammates.

Sonya, especially… again, despite the fact that she in particular was married, he could tell she wanted some! And Naruto wouldn't at all have minded giving it...

The mental image of a horde of assorted hatchlings with whisker marks, some with suspiciously-dark skin and very different-looking tentacles, flooded Marina's mind. She clamped down upon him, pulling a groan from the blond.

"F-fuuuuck…'' the blond managed to groan out, his body instinctively attempting to rock back and forth, "I… I can't hold it~!"

Marina bit her lip and braced herself, not letting him pull out, consequences be damned. And soon enough… The dark-skinned Octoling went cross eyed and gurgled, mewling pathetically at the sensation of his seed spilling into her.

"So… warm~!" And intense… Like with Pearl, Marina swore that sound of him audibly spilling his seed into her loins was not just her imagination.

Seconds passed. A few. A dozen.

Naruto groaned and kept pumping more and more into her, much to Marina's surprise. An almost goofy smile spread across her face as she wondered, basking in the warmth pooling in and filling her insides: was it normal for a human to produce this much? If so, Dessie wasn't the only dark-skinned lover a certain blond would be having in the near future.

"Pearl's not the only one having a fresh batch of eggs," she cooed.

Hearing that, Naruto closed his eyes and shuddered, his dick twitching to pump an extra load into her… just to be sure.

Marina moaned, not loosing her grip in the fucking slightest as she actively attempted to make sure his seed took root. Unbeknownst to her, that effort was entirely unnecessary thanks to the presence of a not-so little friend of his; she was getting knocked up whether they liked it or not because of that, but the Octoling wouldn't have cared even if she had known.

For a blissful eternity, the two of them clung to each other for dear life, enjoying each other's embrace, and then, they were at it again… And again… and again.

And poor Dessie wouldn't be walking home as she'd hoped as a result…


A few weeks later, in a chapel surrounded by no less than fifty armed guards, Naruto kept his word as he stared at his now-former girlfriend. She still donned her dark skin tone, but Dessie's tentacles had been turned white for the occasion, her left hand in his as he slipped a ring onto her finger.

As one would expect, she was garbed in a white, frilly dress and a little veil, a bouquet clutched to her chest while she accepted the ring. Her cheeks reddened and when the priest told Naruto that he could now kiss the bride, she wrapped her arms around him and tackled the bond to the ground in a heated liplock.

Of course, the whole event was being filmed live as both Off the Hook and the Squid Sisters covered it on their respective networks… the former pointedly not mentioning the eighteen freshly-laid eggs now incubating in their new home.

As for Naruto, he simply chuckled and enjoyed the moment, wrapping his arms around Dessie―his now missus―and returning the kiss. He could do without the fancy suit she forced him to wear, but that was literally the only complaint he had.

Of course, he still had no idea how he got here, and he could only imagine what was going on back home as a result of his disappearance.

Probably not much, he assumed, though he had no doubt that the Hokage and Ichirakus would miss him. He missed them too, but at the same time, Naruto wouldn't trade this new life of his for anything...

With now more than sixty children on the way and a ring on his finger... nine other lovers on top of that… with so many other ladies vying for his attention as well, he simply had no desire to return. (8)

Inkopolis was his home now… and he wouldn't have it any other way.


DMS Notes and Trivia:

1: For some reason, I ended up having to correct all of the instances where Marie was called Marnie for some reason, lol. Not sure how that happened.

2: All things considered, that seems like the logical conclusion. As stated in Release the Kraken, my headcanon is that the ink is poisonous, but not as harmful to other Inklings. If Splatfest exists as a sport, then my assumption is that immunization is not just possible, but mandatory.

Though, alternatively, that is not possible... and the notion of gladiatorial death matches being a spectator sport greatly appeals to my edgelord ass, but this is just intended to be lighthearted porn, lol. I'mma save those darker conclusions for other fanfics. =3

3: Given his upbringing, I'd imagine that he would find that overwhelming, lol.

4: My headcanon is that they flaunt those ink sacs in this setting for the same reason men flaunt their muscles. It basically shows that the female is a strong mate to any male prospects. Same sexual connotations, but different roots, basically.

5: Dunno if that's canon or not, but it's definitely a sensible limitation.

6: Not sure why, but Marina strikes me as someone with experience. Not to the extent of being a slut, mind you, but someone who's had a relationship or two... possibly more with some being more heated than others. I can't help but imagine her being a hopeless romantic looking for the right guy.

7: I've said it before and I'll say it again: I subscribe to the old fanon belief that Naruto only wanted to be Hokage because he wanted acceptance, post-Pein Shippuden be damned. Makes a lotta sense for his character in all honesty and I refuse to acknowledge anything that happened after Pein as the Five Kage Summit, the Fourth Great War arc, Naruto: the Last, and Boruto were all increasingly horrendous disservices to the franchise in my opinion. But, that's just me.


And that is the series done for now. I hope y'all enjoyed!

That said, I'm not sure when I'll be posting another oneshot, but the next updates for Vulpine Overlord and The Mirran are scheduled for the 19th of this month if you're interested in either of those.

If you're a new reader, though, be warned: the former is especially not for the faint of heart.

After that, the next two updates for both fanfics should be on the 5th and 19th. See y'all then and I hope y'all have a good one, eh? :)