It was a beautiful sunny day, Stu was resting in a couch daydreaming.
Stu: "It's such tiring to make more inventions sometimes. No matter, I'm the greatest inventor there ever is!"
He said that to himself. Then we cut to the babies in the play pen.
Tommy: "Hey guys, what do you wanna do today?"
Chuckie: "I don't know, what do you wanna do today?"
Phil: "Let's go look for worms!"
Lil: "Sweet!"
Chuckie: "Now hold on guys, don't you think eating worms is such a bad idea?"
Lil: "It's not a bad idea for me."
Phil: "Yeah we do that all the time."
Tommy: "I know, why don't we all play with our ball!"
Other 3: "Yeah!"
And just as the babies play with their ball, the door bell rang. Didi answered the door, and turns out, it was Drew Pickles, along with his daughter, Angelica.
Didi: "Hello Drew. Hey Angelica."
Angelica: "Hey Aunt Didi."
Drew: "Thanks for asking to drop off Angelica. Hey, do you know where Stu is?"
Didi: "Oh he's in a living room sitting in the couch with the kids."
Angelica: "Cool, I'm going to see the babies right now."
Drew: "Now run along, Angelica. Daddy wants to talk to Uncle Stu for a minute."
As Angelica walked up to the babies, Drew crept behind Stu and gave out a yell.
Drew: "Hello Lazy Bum!"
Stu woke up with a jump and he was red in a face.
Stu: (angrily) "WHAT'S THIS?! HOW DARE YOU WAKE ME UP LIKE THAT, DREW! I WAS JUST HAVING A GOOD DREAM UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP!"
Drew: (frustrated) "What-t-t-t... All I was trying to do is say hello!
Stu: "Well fancy that, because you already ruin my wonderful dream!
Now Drew started to get red in a face, too.
Drew: "Stu, you are a simpleton!"
Stu: "Am not!"
Drew: "Are too! Besides, why are you always complaining all the time?!"
Stu: "Because I am the greatest inventor and I know how to handle things! I shall complain whenever I want, however I like, and you Drew, are the first class, god damn pushy brother!"
Drew: "Pushy?! You just stay out of this, okay?! I've had enough of you complaining all the time. Remember the time when we were at Boris and Minka's during Passover, and you didn't want to be a seder?!"
Stu: "I never wanted to be a seder! I'm not even Jewish, and I'm not Boris!"
Drew: "Well you just wasted my time! I am just going to leave anyway!"
Stu: "Well Good! Oh, and hey Drew?"
Drew: "What?"
Stu: "Watch out for Barney the Purple Gay Dinosaur! He might come and hug and kiss you! Don't forget to punch him right in the face!"
Drew: "Hey thanks for the tip, Stu. I never really liked that stupid purple dinosaur anyway!"
And he walked off in anger, slamming the door and was gone. Angelica and the babies had heard what had happened.
Chuckie: "Wow Tommy, your daddy and uncle sure do look mad."
Tommy: "I know. My daddy has being really grumpy lately."
Angelica: "That's because he's always grumpy."
Tommy: "Angelica, that can't always be true, I mean, I normally see my dad happy all the time."
Angelica: "Yeah sure, that's what they want you to think. But when he's in a short temper, he will become a destructible monster that eats babies!"
(babies gasped)
Phil: "You mean Tommy's daddy is gonna turn into Hulk?"
Angelica: "Not quite becoming a Hulk, but he will be really strong, more stronger than anyone has ever been."
Then Stu walks up to Angelica.
Stu: "So are you trying to scare the kids, aren't you? Well you're not bullying my son!"
Angelica: "Oh... uh... Uncle Stu! I didn't see you coming!"
Stu: "You damn right I am!"
Angelica started to look frightened. Even moreso than Chuckie ever was.
Angelica: "You're not going to hurt me, Uncle Stu?"
Stu: "Oh, don't worry, I won't hurt you. But I can give you a spanking if you hurt them again!"
Then Grandpa Lou shows up.
Lou: "I wouldn't talk trash like that to the sprouts if I were you, Stu! People will think you're some kind of monster!"
Stu: "Pop, I got this. I have complete control of my life and I know how to handle kids very well (to Angelica) would I, Angelica?"
Angelica: (meek) "Y-y-yes, Uncle Stu."
Stu: "Good!"
Grandpa: "Well if you need me, I'll be drinking some eggnog and fall sleep in front of the TV!"
Stu: "Well good! I'm just about to go back to sleep right now!"
As Grandpa left to watch his favorite fishing show, Stu went back to sit in a couch and took a nap. But not for long. Didi walked up to her husband.
Didi: "Stu, wake up! I've just got a call from Charles, and he needed you right away!"
Stu was still grumpy.
Stu: "Whatever that is, can it wait, Deed!"
Didi: (annoyed) "Stu, he needs you right now! You can take the kids along with you! His super-matic coffee machine you invented for him has gone haywire."
Stu: "Alright, alright. I'll go over to Chas' place and take my kids with me!"
So Stu took Tommy, Chuckie, Phil and Lil into the car. Angelica was left behind, because she didn't wanted to go near Stu. Howard was just watering the garden when he saw Stu slamming the door.
Howard: "I wouldn't slam the door that hard in front of the kids if I were you, Stu. You could damage your own car."
Stu: (furious) "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! WHAT'S THIS? Educating Stu day?! First my Dad, then my wife and now you Howard! I don't know why people started calling you a wimp! No wonder Betty nags you all the time with all those chores.
Howard: (irritated) "Now wait just a minute! Are you calling me a wimp? I'm not gonna stand here and be insulted."
Betty: "Hey, what's all the racket?"
Stu: "Oh, nothing Betty. But Howard here is annoying me!"
Howard: "But dear, he called me a 'wimp'!"
Betty: "Oh is that so? (angrily) Why, nobody talks to my husband like that!"
Stu: "Okay, you win, but I'm leaving anyway!"
And so he did. Stu was so mad that he didn't care what he was doing.
Stu: "I'll show them, I WILL SHOW THEM, JUST HOW THEY WOULD LIKE IT!
Lil: "This isn't good, Tommy. Your daddy is sure to eat us now."
Tommy: "I keep telling you guys, my daddy would never do that."
Chuckie: "Didn't you hear what your mommy has said? He's taking us to my place and I'm not going to be eaten no matter how Angelica say's!"
Tommy: "You are right, Chuckie. We're going to make him happy again and that is what we're gonna do!
Lil: "You're right, Tommy!"
Phil: "Yeah, we're with you!"
Soon, they made it to Chuckie's home. Stu took the kids out and knock on the front door. Chas Finster answered it.
Chas: "Stu, I'm just glad you came! Will you see, my coffee machine is going haywire and..."
Stu: "Chas, enough with the chit chat, now where is that machine?!"
Chas: "But I'm not even finish with my sentence yet! It's right in the kitchen."
Stu: "Why thank you, Chas!"
And so Stu walked fuming to the kitchen and the super-matic coffee machine was going haywire. The Coffee splat all over Stu's face.
Stu: "Come on, you stupid machine, STOP IT!"
And he tries to fix it, then suddenly, his invention was broken into pieces and one of it's piece bumped right into his head and fell into the ground. He sat up, and he started to cry historically like a baby (just like how he did when he had an amnesia and thought he was 'Stuie').
Stu: "WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! WA HA HA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Chas: (screams) "Stu, what have you done?!"
Stu: (sobbing) "I'm a failure!" (continues crying hysterically).
Chas: "No you're not Stu! You're the best inventor I ever had for a friend! Now come on and fix this thing up."
Stu: (stops crying) "You mean it?"
Chas: "Yes Stu, now help me put these back together again!"
Stu: "And that's exactly what I'm gonna do!"
While Stu helped Chas reinventing the coffee machine. The Babies watched in amaze.
Tommy: "Did you see that, guys? My daddy didn't loose his temper anymore."
Lil: "He's not going to eat us after all."
(Chuckie laughs historically)
Phil: "Chuckie, what's so funny?"
Chuckie: "Oh nothing. I'm just happy that he's not angry anymore!"
Lil: "But what about your Dad?"
It turned out that after Stu finishes fixing the coffee machine, Chas is now in an angry rage. He spluttered angrily at Stu.
Chas: "Well it's a good thing you fixed my coffee machine, but you just spilled coffee right into my face on purpose!"
Stu: "What me?! I didn't spill coffee right into your face!"
Chas: (furiously) "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, I NEED SOME ALONE TIME!"
Chuckie: "Oh no, now my daddy is really mad!"
Tommy: "We're sorry Chuckie."
Stu: "Come on, kids. We better get outta here."
So Stu took his son and the twins home, leaving Chuckie behind with his furious dad, who started to calm down a little bit, but was still in a bad mood.
Chas: "Well Chuckie, I guess it's you and me now. Why don't you go play in your room, while I take a nice long bath."
And so they did. Meanwhile, back at the Pickles house next morning, Stu and Didi were both drinking coffee in the dining room.
Didi: "I'm so glad you calmed down, Stu."
Stu: "Yeah, what a bad day I had yesterday. You should've seen the looks of Chas' face, and he was in a rage after I fixed his invention."
Didi: "Well I'm glad you're better now."
The doorbell rang. Didi answers the door and there was Drew and Charlotte coming to pick Angelica up. Charlotte's boobs were more massive than before as she had enough money to get breast enlargement.
Charlotte: "Oh hey, Didi. What do you think of my new large breasts?"
Didi: (sarcastically) "They're very nice, Charlotte."
Drew: "We just came to pick up Angelica."
Angelica walked up sadly to her parents.
Angelica: Oh mommy, daddy."
Drew: "Hello pumpkin, we're coming to take you home."
Angelica: (sighs) "Yes I do."
Charlotte: "Is everything alright, sweetie?"
Angelica: "I think so mom... (shocked) MOMMY! What did you do to your body?"
Charlotte: "Oh mommy just had a new style body, you'll grow up to be like me."
Angelica: "Will I?"
Charlotte: "Why of course, when you're older."
Drew: "We really need to get going."
Didi: "Well then. (furiously) GOODBYE!"
She slams the door in front of them as they went home. Stu walks up to Didi to see what's the matter.
Stu: "Wow, I guess that hot temper has got you, hey Wee wee?"
Didi: (furiously) "It's DIDI!"
While Stu goes to the basement to make a new toy like he usually does, Didi goes outside and gave a really loud angry scream.
Didi: "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
The End.
