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Out of Stock


Lt. Surge couldn't believe it – his gym was still filled to the brim with badges. He couldn't even begin to fathom how the league was able to screw up this bad – then again, he started to grow frustrated at his own thoughts. The league was a joke – well more like the people who ran it were the joke and their 'punch line' was their terrible lack of effort and horrendous failures. Lt. Surge sighed loudly as he plopped down in his chair that he perched on usually while waiting for a trainer – but today he was overseeing this large supply of badges.

Yesterday, Lt. Surge had the 'smart idea' to hand out badges to decrease his load – but it didn't seem to help at all. Badges still covered the floor, acting as quick sand. Some pipsqueak of a trainer was in yesterday getting their badge and while snatching one up, his poor Caterpie fell off his shoulder and into the pool of endless badges. Lt. Surge could only laugh himself to tears as the trainer panicked and tried to save his Caterpie but ended up getting sucked in as well.

He had to be saved by other trainers – that is, after they had gotten their free badges. And that wasn't the end of it. Some dorks from the league came waltzing in (More like swam in) and closed Lt. Surge's gym, stating that his behavior was 'beyond belief'. Lt. Surge could only stare in awe – he had nearly thirty thousand badges and they were surprised he'd do this? What was he supposed to do? clap in joy as he drowned in a flood of badges and tears? (Tears that obviously came from him being so damn happy; that's how happiness works, right?)

Lt. Surge shook his head – he was bored and now was stuck staring at the huge pile of badges that he assumed that the league would have taken away yesterday – or at least the extra twenty thousand. But no – they looked him in the eye and basically told him that they 'already paid for them' and that there was 'just no way'. Lt. Surge sighed again.

Today was going to be a long, long day.

Meanwhile in Viridian City…


Green was up in his room. He wasn't able to sleep a wink last night because of a certain raven-haired boy that decided to come crash at his house – but for some reason, Green just left Red alone and went up to his room, basically trying his best to ignore the random visit from Red. But that didn't work. So then he tried counting Mareep. Nope. Didn't work either. He then began to wonder about when his gym would open up again. – then his mind wandered to the 'All-Knowing Asshole' and he immediately fled to the bathroom in horror to wash his face – and more than likely bleach his mind. Green eventually decided to watch the sun rise – and boy did he regret it. As he stared out the window bored out of his mind, the 'All-Knowing Asshole' happened to cross into Green's vision – and Green felt his stomach churn.

This fat gelatin-like man was jogging – or at least speed walking, if you feel like giving him credit. He wore an extremely tight white beater and way-too short shorts that would even cause the most tolerant person to shield their eyes in horror as they wet themselves. Green wanted to look away – but he couldn't bring himself too. The fat man stopped and happened to gaze upon Green's window and smile. Green felt himself get sick as the man slowed down to a complete stop and waved at Green, winking. Green wasn't sure what that wink meant but never again would Green be able to wink at hot chicks – he'd feel just like the 'All-Knowing Asshole'.

Green shook his head furiously at the memory. He definitely was going to have to wash his eyes and brain out with bleach. What a fantastic way to start the day.

Green started to the bathroom when he heard someone yawn from downstairs. Green froze – Red was awake. Green looked down the stair case as he saw slight movement from his couch – and he wasn't sure what to do. It had been a while since he had last seen Red – hell, It's probably been a while since anyone's seen this anti-social freak of a man. Red would camp out on Mt. Silver for months before returning to civilization – and no one understood why he was so hell bent of being up on Mt. Silver. There wasn't anything special about Mt. Silver – it was just your average mountain that stood tall and firm, blocking people and saying, "Hey! You wanna get to the other side of me? Well you best get walkin' cause I ain't gonna be a talkin – I'm a mountain. I can't talk unless someone's doing it for me." (Que Narrator to stop talking for the mountain).

But Red was always up there.

Green sighed as he walked into the bathroom. He'd deal with Red after he had a long hot shower and his morning piss. And mind and eye bleach – that fat gelatinous man was still floating around in his mind, with those ever shrinking shorts.

Meanwhile in League Headquarters…


Bob stared tiredly at his computer screen. He'd been up all night doing damage control for their original screw up. He stretched his arms out and yawned loudly, causing a few of his co-workers to stare. Bob rubbed his eyes and went back to his work.

He went to the badge stocking page and looked at the current inventories – Lt. Surge had the most (Obviously due to that mess up) and surprisingly, Bugsy had the least. Bob scratched his head – last he checked Green had the least. Bob pulled out his phone and called up Bugsy. He needed to know why he suddenly had a low stock number of badges.

After calling a few times and leaving various messages, Bob finally got Bugsy on the line. Bugsy seemed to be sleeping because when he picked up, Bugsy sounded groggy and kept mumbling the whole time. Bob sighed and listened painfully as Bugsy sobbed – he wasn't feeling well thus his battling skills were being halted and trainers were literally walking over him and his bug Pokémon (Seriously, someone accidently tripped over Bugsy, someone else accidently stepped on his foot – Bugsy just needs to grow the fuck up – seriously, he's like 4 foot. Poor Bugsy).

Bob yawned loudly and rubbed his eyes – he just wanted to get this order placed, Green's order placed and then head home to sleep. Bugsy said good-bye to Bob and Bob went back to his computer. He brought up the town list and his mind went blank. Where did Bugsy live again? Bob thought long and hard – he honestly couldn't recall where Bugsy lived and he didn't want to bother Bugsy again with another phone call. Bob shook his head and placed Green's order first, remembering to send them to Viridian City.

Bob yawned again and started to place Bugsy's order – and then it hit him. Bugsy's town was named Vermillion City! How could he forget that? Bob rubbed his eyes and punched in the needed details then sent the order to be sent – twenty thousand badges to be sent to Bugsy, in Vermillion City within two days. Bob smiled.

He was happy to be done with work – and happy he set everything back to the way things should be.

Meanwhile in Viridian City…


Green was in front of his bathroom mirror, admiring his torso. He was well-toned but not too beefy, looking sexy no matter what he adorned himself in His skin was slightly tanned, giving him that healthy sexy glow that everyone desired His light brown hair was fluffy and soft, gently floating whenever the wind kicked up, causing girls to either admire his hair or become extremely jealous. His face was clear and his emerald-green eyes shined with a playful mischievous glint, causing girls within a twenty mile radius to fawn and faint at just a glimpse of his eyes and startling bright smile combo (He 1 hit K.O's the Ladies – I'd call that a hacker, TBH).

Satisfied with how he looked, he went to leave his bathroom when suddenly the bathroom door opened. Red's eyes were drowned with bags, casting a rude and hateful glare towards Green. Red's hair was disheveled hanging wildly over his dark crimson eyes. His facial expression was pressed out into a pissed off glare – Red wasn't pleased to see Green one bit. Green stared at Red, returning the glare, though, he honestly wasn't too sure why Red was mad at him.

"…"

"…?" Green tilted his head to the side, still glaring at Red. Red rolled his eyes and marched towards Green. He hastily grabbed Green's arm and pushed him towards the door. Green ended up slipping and fell forward, his towel that was hanging of his waist flew off and landed next to him. Green sat up and held his face as Red sighed loudly and dropped another towel over Green.

"Out. I need to go," Red seethed out. Green glared at Red as he stood up and went to say something but realized his had forgotten to secure a towel around his waist. Red was looking to the side with a disgusted face. Green grabbed his towels and rushed out of the bathroom, slamming the door shut and making it towards his bedroom. Green stood naked, embarrassed at how Red had seen his naked body – they were of course both men and obviously had the same parts but still- Red seeing him exposed like that made Green feel uncomfortable.

Green shook his head and started to get dressed – he just needed to get dressed, go downstairs, eat then head off to the Gym. There wasn't much to do at the Gym but hey – it beats sitting in this house, getting all worked up because of a certain anti-social jerk. Green made his way downstairs and started to make himself something to eat when he heard the stair case creak. Green leaned out and saw Red in a rather loose Black tee and a pair of familiar shorts. Green stared at Red until it hit him – the bastard was wearing his clothing without even asking! Green opened his mouth to say something but then the embarrassing situation from earlier hit him and he decided to keep his mouth shut.

He went back into the kitchen and finished fixing himself something to eat – he made a regular omelet with a small salad for breakfast today. He sat down at his island and started eating, while in deep thought. His gym should be opened in a few days – and that meant for now he was on break. He sighed as he took another bite. Why couldn't he still battle? He obviously had some badges left over – hell he had at least one hundred badges in stock – and who's to say that he'd get beaten one hundred times in a row?

Green sighed again. He absolutely hated this. Green looked up from his food and realized Red was sitting in front of him, with an eyebrow raised. Green tilted his head to the side, not to sure what Red was up too.

"…"

"…You need something, Red?"

"…"

Green sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. Red continued to stare then started to chuckle. Green stared at Red in awe. Red certainly wasn't right in the head – all that solitary time up on Mt. Silver was finally starting to get to him. Green watched as Red finally stopped chuckling and looked up at Green with a slight smile.

"I haven't seen you look that Pensive in a while," Red said with a chuckle or two. Green rolled his eyes. Green didn't make a weird face – what was wrong with looking serious? Green shook his head as Red sat there in silence, watching Green again. Green hastily finished his breakfast and stood up, stretching his arms out. It was finally time to head to the Gym. Green thought for a second. Since the gym was closed, that meant the 'All-Knowing Asshole' shouldn't be there. Green smiled in relief.

Green went out into his living room and threw on his shoes and his hoodie. He stopped by the mirror in his living room and checked himself out again. His zipper sport hoodie was pure black with white outlines. He also wore a purple tank that hugged and defined his sexy body. His jeans fit his person perfectly, being the perfect length. He flashed his famous playboy smile and ran his hand through his hair. He was drop-dead sexy today.

"…Done checking yourself, Green?" Red spat out as he jabbed Green in his side, causing him to fall. Green glowered at Red as he fought the urge to stand up and punch Red. His anger rose even more as Red rolled his eyes and scoffed. Green's mouth fell open in awe.

"When did you become such a dick?!" Green shouted out as he stood up and stared Red in the eyes. Red merely blinked, turned and went upstairs into the bathroom. Green's eye twitched as he stormed up after Red and banged on the door.

"Let me the fu-"

"No," Red said calmly from behind the door. Too bad that wasn't the answer Green was looking for. Green continued to pound on the door, shouting obscenities and cursing Red. Eventually, Green tired himself out and ended up leaning against the wall, breathing heavily. He glanced over his bathroom door and grimaced. Dents lined door's body – some of them were cracking a bit. Green sighed loudly in irritation as the bathroom door opened. Red came out, stood in front of Green and smiled.

"…I knew you'd tire yourself out eventually," Red mumbled out as he proceeded to sit next to Green. For some reason, instead of getting pissed, Green started to laugh. Red glanced over and raised an eyebrow as Green kept on laughing.

"What am I, a toddler? Tiring myself out and throwing a fit?" Green howled out as he laughed. Red smiled and patted Green on his head. Green stopped laughing and glanced over at Red, who kept patting and ruffling his hair.

"…Maybe so."

Green felt himself start to blush. Red was still playing with his hair – and it didn't seem like he'd be stopping any time soon. Red suddenly grabbed Green's face and turned him to face him face to face. Green noted how they were only a few inches away and his heart skipped a beat – they were way too close. Green stared into Red's dark crimson eyes – they were blank just like Red's face.

What was Red up too?

Red suddenly grabbed Green's head and placed his head in his lap and started petting Green's hair. Green grew flustered and tried to get up but Red flicked him in the forehead and glared. Green stayed where he was – when did Red become so demanding and cruel? Red had always been the quiet kind type that wouldn't hurt a fly – now he was being rude and extremely unusual from his normal self. And His eyes weren't what they use to be– they seemed to have some type of emotion in them, causing Green to wonder what Red was feeling and thinking. They lacked their usual aloof and joyous sparkle – it was replaced with a harsher spark.

Green looked off to the side, embarrassed. What was up with this whole situation anyways? Why was Red so hell bent on touching his hair? Red suddenly leaned down, inches away from Green's mouth, and their noses just barely touching. Green grew red (hah) as Red stared into Green's wavering eyes.

"… How do you get your hair to be this soft?" Red whispered out as if he was asking a top secret question. Green felt chills run down his spine as Red's hot breath caressed his neck. He shook his head to shake the chills away and stared into Red's eyes.

"I- I don't know," Green replied as Red's eyes drew him in. Red sighed and closed his eyes. He pulled away from Green's face and sat up. He picked Green's head up from his lap and sat him back up. Red stood up and patted Green on the head while Green could only watch in awe.

Red smiled at Green.

"Your hair is so nice and soft. I'm jealous," Red mumbled out as he walked downstairs. Green held his hand to his chest. His heart was beating like mad – what in the hell was with Red and this sudden change of attitude? Why was Red even visiting?

What in the hell was going on?

Meanwhile in Vermillion City…


Lt. Surge sighed. He and his Pokémon were currently picking the badges up and putting them in storage bins, buckets, drawers – hell they were shoving them anywhere they could find room for them. The phone started to ring and Lt. Surge answered it.

"What in the hell do you fucking want?" Lt. Surge spat out angrily, not caring if it was his own grandma calling (Just Kidding – he'd more than likely bawl and apologize profusely if it was his grandma). Lt. Surge heard nothing but silence for a few seconds until someone started to talk.

"Uhm. Hello, this is, uh, Phil, from the Pro-Badger's Company – we've noticed you have another order in and we'd like to thank you for your continued pa-"

"Wait, what do you fucking mean I have another order in? I have enough badges for a lifetime!" Lt. Surge, growled out as he punched the nearby wall. Phil, who was probably wetting himself, started to panic, causing Lt. Surge to get even angrier.

"I-It says, uh, r-right here-"

"Cancel that fucking order right away!"

"Uhm, I, uh, ….can't," Phil mumbled out. Lt. Surge started flipping his shit, growing angrier by the second.

"What in the hell do you mean you can't cancel it?! How many damn badges am I getting?! You better stop this order at all cost or I swear to Arceus I'll skin you, Phil!"

"…better get that knife ready then, Sir" Phil laughed meekly, trying to get Lt. Surge to laugh with him. But nope – Lt. Surge didn't laugh.. Lt. Surge hung the phone up, stormed passed his Pokémon and grabbed his Raichu. He tossed on his leather long coat and fixed the collar and then put on his sunglasses. He recalled his Raichu into her pokeball and started walking out the gym when one of the other trainers caught him.

"Where are you off to today, Lt. Surge?"

"I'm off to go murder the Pokémon League workers.

"Ah, well have fun and stay out of trouble," the trainer absentmindedly said as he waved bye to Lt. Surge. Lt. Surge kept on walking. He was going to get his revenge – even if he really did have to murder a few people or two.

Lt. Surge kept walking until it started to pour rain. Lt. Surge quickly fled back to his Gym. There was no way in hell he was going to travel all the way to the league in this weather. He'd just wait till tomorrow. Anyways, he didn't have his lucky shovel to hide the bodies in the ground – but then again, who'd miss those idiots anyways?


End of Chapter Two

Author's Note: I hope you enjoyed Chapter Two! So in this story, the Uke is Green and Red is the Seme. It's definitely different than what I'm used to writing, but I've been enjoying it as well! It's quite refreshing to write something you're not used too/comfortable doing. I hope I'm doing those who ship Green and Red like this justice lol! Please leave a review and let me know what you think so far! I'd greatly appreciate it! I hope you have an amazing day/night! - Twisted List.