Warning: This story will have yaoi (BoyxBoy love). If that isn't your fancy or you just hate this couple Kindly either:

A. Hit the back Button

B. Be brave, read the story and try your best to ignore the yaoi-ness

C. Understand it's my story and that no matter what you say, I won't change my story to match your views

D. Have an awesome day and NOT flame/troll

E. Do all of the Above but A

A/N – Oh Snap, Chapter 3, what'cha gonna do!? Hopefully read it. I'd like that a lot! (heart). Anyways, I hope you enjoy Chapter 3! And if you'd like a story to listen to, that I think really describes the relationship between Red and Green in this particular story, I suggest, "Hold On We're Going Home" by Drake or "Instant Crush" by Daft Punk. Seriously, I think it fits them perfectly. Tell me what'cha think!

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Lt. Surge was furious. He was currently standing outside of a Pokémon center, pacing around angrily. Today was day three ever since he got that damn mistaken order – and yesterday he was told that he'd be getting another mistake order. Lt. Surge wasn't sure if he should be impressed or pissed at how often and constant they fuck things up. It's like putting a small Hello-Kitty Band-Aid over a gun wound and saying, "Bam! Now it's like that fatal wound never existed! … Hey, why'd you suddenly fall asleep you silly goose; come on wake up and stop with these shenanigans,"

Lt. Surge sighed loudly and leaned against the cold hard walls of the Pokémon Center. While he was traversing late last night, his Raichu accidently slipped and fell into a lake and out of shock (hah) ended up electrocuting itself along with a few Magikarp.(But who cares, they're just magik- oh? Why, hello, Mr. Gyrados). Lt. Surge stared up at the sky as the sun finally decided to peek its little face over the mountains (Thank Arceus this isn't the Teletubbies or the sun would have a creepy-as-fuck baby face drooling and snottin' all over us – oh and laughing at literally everything it saw – which would be a lot since it's the uh, I don't know, the fucking sun. Seriously, how in the hell did a baby become- never mind, I don't fucking care anymore #Done).

Lt. Surge sighed. He wasn't too sure if he could take this much longer.

Meanwhile in Viridian City…


Green was furiously fixing his hair in the bathroom, trying his best to get it to the way it was before – Red ended up messing his hair up because he just had to touch it. Green felt his face start to go red (hah) but ended up shaking his head. Red's long and slender fingers' warmth still lingered throughout his hair, ghosting the nice and gentle touches Red had laid upon Green's head.

"All he did was touch my hair, it wasn't a big deal so why can't I shake this feeling?" Green mumbled out loud as he stared at himself in the mirror. He sighed loudly. There was no saving his sexy hairstyle from earlier. Green reluctantly left the bathroom and sighed again. Oh well, it wasn't like anyone would be seeing him today – he was going to the gym and it was closed today as well so he didn't really need to worry about his looks but still it was nice too look sexy. It always boosted his already high enough confidence. Green made his way downstairs and saw Red lying on his couch with his eyes closed. Green raised an eyebrow as he walked over and leaned over Red trying to see if he really was asleep. Red's eyes suddenly shot open and Green felt himself start to blush a bit.

If this wasn't awkward or embarrassing then Green didn't know what was. Green laughed nervously and stood straight up as he scratched the back of his head, trying his best to hide his embarrassment. Red only stared at him.

"Hahaha… soo, what'cha doing, Red?" Green asked, trying to get Red to stop staring at him. Red sighed and laid back down.

"Sleeping," Red mumbled out as he turned and faced the couch, gently pressing his face against the couch. Green felt his eye twitch. Red was waltzing around Green's house as if he owned the damn place – when would Red's takeover end?! Green sighed. Well, since Red was apparently preoccupied with sleeping, Green would be able to head to the gym without having Red tagging along. Green started out the door and looked back at Red.

"I'll see ya later, Red," Green mumbled out, slightly embarrassed. Green started walking through Pallet town, breathing deeply. The fresh air that drifted through Pallet town was always pleasant and clean – Green seriously loved living in his hometown. He was always near his grandfather and sister, he never had to deal with annoying city problems like overcrowding and he simply loved how peaceful it was here. Green turned and stared into the bright blue sky, smiling at the clouds as they ever so slowly drifted overhead. The grass below his feet whistled joyfully as Green kept walking to Viridian City, totally relax from his peaceful surroundings.

Eventually, Green made it to his Gym and noticed a few trainers lurking around his gym, looking and peering into the windows. Green raised an eyebrow and approached him, listening in to see if they were saying anything.

"…Man, why isn't the gym leader here yet? Aren't gyms suppose to be opening earlier due to the league championship being soon?" one rather beefier trainer spat out. This dude looked like he accidently mistook his gym membership as a marriage license and made sure to pay his 'wife' a visit and 'do her so hard' everyday, leading to his beefy body. Green sighed. At least they weren't thugs trying to break in. Green approached the small trio.

"Hello! I'm the Gym Leader, Green. Sorry, but my Gym is currently closed beca-"

"What! Your gym can't be closed!" a rather slender looking redhead spat out as he crossed his arms and glared at Green. Green grimaced a bit at the loudness of the redhead. It was still kind of early in the morning; this punk didn't need to be yelling so loud in the morning. Green sighed.

"I'm rather sorry but I've run out of badges and I can't accept battles till I get more, guys. If you'd like, I can give you a call when I get more and then we can bat-"

"There's no way in hell you're completely out of badges!" the Beefy Bod dude shouted out grabbing ahold of Green's shoulder's, and leaning in, scaring Green a bit. Green stiffened up – maybe he should just battle these three guys, beat their asses, and then just go home and sleep. He really wasn't in the mood for dealing with hooligans this early. Green stared into the beefy man's eyes and sighed loudly.

"Fine, Fine, I do have a few badges left over actually though I was told not to battle until I got more badges in – but it won't hurt to lose three badges, that is, if you guys can actually beat me," Green replied in a smug tone. The three trainers (Beefy Bod Dude, Slender Redhead, and Quiet Dude) all cheered and anxiously watched while Green unlocked the Gym. They followed Green in as they stared in awe at the rather simple but decorative design of the gym.

The Gym still had undertones from its previous gym leader, Giovanni, and was beautifully tied in with Green's theme. The battle area was a large open space with a Japanese-influenced style, creating a bright clear spacious area, giving a sense of relaxation and clarity. Green smiled as he took off his shoes and made his way to his chair (or throne as he liked to call it) and picked up his pokeball from the arms of the chairs. He selected his Umbreon, Arcanine, and Gyrados and smugly smiled at the three trainers. He crossed his arms, showing them his over-egotistical self.

"So who wants to battle me first?"

Meanwhile at Green's House…


Red was snoozing soundly when his Pikachu decided to wake up his trainer. Pikachu had been in the house the whole time – but he was sleeping in Green's coat closet, messing up all of Green's organized neatness. When Pikachu woke up, he noticed Red on the couch and was like, "fuck it, if I'm up, he's going to be up," (Kinda like a douchebag cat).

Pikachu sat atop of Red's chest and kept poking Red's face until Red woke up. Red quickly grabbed ahold of Pikachu's cheeks and pulled them.

"P-Pika!"

"…that's what you get for disturbing me," Red laughed quietly with a smile as he playfully kept pulling at Pikachu's cheeks. Pikachu pulled away and started laughing as Red started to tickle Pikachu's belly. Red smiled at his Pikachu and kept laughing.

"This is your punishment!" Red roared out between his laughter. This reminded Red of when he was a kid, all by himself with no one else to play with – he'd always play with his Pikachu, having a blast and going off on their own adventures. Red stopped messing with his Pikachu and sighed. Nothing had really changed though since he was a kid.

He was still alone – and he hated it. He always wanted to have someone to talk to, a person, not a Pokémon, who he could relate to, to tell his true and honest feelings to – but he couldn't find a person like that. He had his mom but he knew she wouldn't understand and plus she was busy supporting him – he didn't want to bother her with his problems. Everyone revered him as a Pokémon Champion and the respected him greatly for his skill with Pokémon - but no one ever made the effort to get to know him. He was just the champion everyone wanted to best.

Red wanted to disappear of the face of the earth and be forgotten but he knew that'd never work – Green, his arch rival since birth, wouldn't allow that. A few years ago, Red has stayed up on Mt. Silver for six months straight and ended up getting a surprise visit from a certain brunet.

Red sighed as he leaned against a rather large boulder – the night time sky always looked the best from this spot and Red always made sure to gaze at the stars, trying his best not to not get too sucked in and end up passing out. If that happened he's more than likely freeze to death up here. Red sighed and looked up at the starry sky.

How many times had he seen such a beautiful sigh on his own?

Red closed his eyes for a second, breathing in the cold dark mist that surrounded him, causing him to transport himself to his own secured place. He started to drift off when he heard footsteps. He opened his eyes and met the frozen angelic face of his arch-rival, Green.

Green's cheeks were bitter red (hah) and his eyes radiated with anger and relief at the same time. Green's face was hardened at first but then shifted to a more relaxed gaze. Red felt a bit embarrassed. Green was rather close to his face and Red knew this wasn't a good thing. For the longest time Red always had a 'thing' for Green – despite their eternal hatred for each other.

In school he and Green would always start pointless bickering fights that usually ended with an altercation of some sorts – but regardless of everything, Red always crushed on Green, the egotistical douchebag from Pallet Town.

Green sighed loudly and stuck his hand out towards Red. Red raised an eyebrow. Green glared down at the silent ghost of a man and frowned.

"You know, you've been gone half a year – a new personal record, I do say so myself. I'm here to get your anti-social ass back to society before you go completely insane – oh and your mother misses you a lot; stop worrying her so much," Green kept ranting out, waiting for Red to take his hand. Red sighed in defeat. As he was taking Green's hand, he couldn't help but intertwine their fingers like they were a couple. Green didn't think anything of it but Red's heart was pounding mad, his mind was racing and his face was burning bright.

Green leaned in to Red's face as they started into the cave and whistled loudly, startling Red.

"You're looking extremely pale! Holy hell, Red, ever hear of getting some sunlight?" Green joked out as he kept walking forward. Red couldn't help but blush. Maybe he should visit Pallet town more often.

Red sighed loudly as he leaned back on the couch. He was tempted to flee back to Mt. Silver, his solitude haven but he was so tired of being alone and away from other people. He at least wanted to stay a week warms and looked around the place. He ended up seeing Green's shoes were gone and Red sighed. He was hoping that Green, despite being arch-rivals with him, would at least still be here so they could talk or something.

Red got up and put his shoes on as his Pikachu jumped up on his shoulders. Red started outside to Viridian City – Green was probably at his gym, getting ready for the huge surplus of Pokémon trainers wanting badges so they could participate in the league championship. And Red was in the mood to see some wimp trainers get their ass kicked.

Meanwhile in a Pokémon Center…


"Lt. Surge, I'm sorry to say but your Raichu is going to need a few more days to recover but you're more than welcomed to stay here since-" was all Nurse Joy got to say before Lt. Surge busted out in a rampage of obscenities. He stormed towards the entrance of the Pokemon center and was about to leave until he saw a four feet wall of snow blocking the door.

Lt. Surge froze – his mental health was slowly starting to fade. All he wanted to do was go exact revenge on the moronic bastards that run the Pokémon league – and he couldn't even have that. Plus, this sudden freak snow storm in the middle summer was nothing but a huge slap in the face.

Lt. Surge plopped down in a nearby chair and held his head in frustration. Why couldn't he get his revenge so easily this time? Lt. Surge glanced outside and cursed Mother Nature, hoping that'd she automatically just let the snow melt away and allow Lt. Surge to continue his conquest on killing everyone up at the Pokémon headquarters . Nope. That didn't happen.

Instead it started to hail. Lt. Surge had to hold back the tears as he watched the hail add onto the four feet wall of snow.

Meanwhile at Lt. Surge's Gym in Vermillion City…


In front of the door sat two huge boxes that read: "BUGSY – 20,000 BADGES". Trainers that worked under Lt. Surge were deathly afraid of what Lt. Surge would do if he knew about these badges so instead of telling him, they packed up their personal belongings.

There was no way in hell they were going to see this shitstorm unfold.

Meanwhile at Green's Gym in Viridian City…


Green smiled triumphantly. He had successfully defeated each of the three trainers without having to break a sweat. Green walked over to the guys as they were all tending to their Pokémon.

"Well, that was short-lived but fun, I guess," Green cooed out in an egotistical tone as he crossed his arms. They all just stared at him. Green ignored their stares and made his way to his office, which was off to the side in another room. He shut the door behind him and opened up his laptop. He started to check his email when his officer door opened. He looked up and noticed it was the beefy man and his two lackies.

"Need something?" Green asked as he raised an eyebrow. He already told them where his gym kept the healing center for Pokémon after their battle – what did they need? The beefy dude waltzed in and harshly grabbed Green's hands and slammed him against the wall, putting Green's hands above his head. The beefy guy leaned in and breathed against Green's neck. Green squirmed and tried to get away but this beef cake wouldn't let him go. Green met the eyes of his attacker and felt panic settle in his stomach.

What was going on?

"Ya know, Green, I didn't only come here to battle you – I've come here to have a bit more fun. I'm sure you'll enjoy this as much as I will," The beefcake cooed out as he used one hand to caresses Green's face. As soon as the man let go of Green's face. Green head-butted the man and watched him stumble. Green booked it towards the door only to be stopped by the man's two lackeys. Green turned quickly only to face to face with his attacker. The two lackeys produced a piece of cloth and gagged Green with it.

Green fought and struggled against the three but to no avail. After they had gagged him and tied his hands and legs together, Green could only watch in horror as the two lackeys left. He didn't want to be alone with this… this monster. The rather beef man licked his lips as he stared down Green with a rather lustful gaze. Green felt his stomach churn. He needed to escape – but how could he? Green was suddenly topped by the rather beef man and felt himself get deathly sick as the man started to kiss Green's neck, trailing his fingers up and down Green's neck to his chest, playfully teasing Green's nipples.

Green felt his face burn bright – this was too degrading and embarrassing. Green tried his best to not react but he couldn't help it. Green squeezed his eyes shut as tears welled up. Why was this happening?! Green's eyes widened when he felt the man tug and grab at his shirt. The beef man ripped Green's shirt off hastily, and quickly laid his lips over Green's left nipple. Green's leaned his head back, trying his best to ignore the man but he couldn't.

The man sat up and threw his black leather jacket off to the side along with his white tee shirt. The man licked his lips and went back to 'ravishing' Green's body. The man started to trail one hand down to Green's pants. And Green went into full panic mode. Green tried to knee the man off of him but couldn't due to the man being much stronger and heavier than him.

Green started to cry in pain and agony as the man started to rub his crotch, causing friction on his member. Green couldn't stop the tears from cascading down his face. His mind was in disarray – He didn't deserve this – he needed help. Green closed his eyes and started to pray.

"Someone! Anyone, please help me!"

"…What the? Who the-"

Green opened his eyes and saw Red, his knight in a really large black tee and baggy shorts. Red stood at the door, his mouth agape. Green was overjoyed to see Red until he saw the beefcakes two lackeys come up behind Green. Green's eyes went wide when all of a sudden Red quickly turned around and decked the one lackey directly between the eyes and punched the second lackey in the throat. They both fell and scrambled away as Red turned back towards Green.

"…" Red's dark crimson eyes seemed to turn fully black as he walked up to the beefcake. He grabbed the man by the collar and threw him off of Green. The beefcake tried to punch Red but was stopped when Red kicked him directly in the junk. Red pounced onto the beefcake and head butted him so hard the beefcake dude passed out. Red seethed and started to beat the shit out of the unconscious man. Green could only watch in horror.

Eventually Red was done and when he turned to Green, he raced directly to Green, untied his bonds and held Green tightly. Green started to sob as Red wouldn't let him go. Red gently petted Green's soft hair and placed his head on Green's shoulders. Green felt tears land on his shoulder and heard Red mumbling.

"I should have gone with you earlier. I'm so sorry, this is my fault," Red cried out as he held onto Green dearly. Green gently patted Red on his back.

"You're here now though…" Green whispered out, trying to comfort Red. Red pulled away from Green's shoulder and looked Green dead in the eyes. Red raised one of his hands and wiped Green's tears away, gently caressing Green's face. Green leaned into Red and held onto him. He just wanted to stay like this for a bit longer. But Red had other plans. Red quickly hoisted Green up, carrying him bridal style. Green felt slightly embarrassed but couldn't help but secretly love it at the same time.

Red's body was warm and being hugged by him felt safe. Green looked up at Red's face. Red's face was no longer tear stricken. It was serious and pissed off. Red glanced at Green and then went back to looking straight ahead. Red walked out of the gym and Green tucked his face into Red's chest, hanging his arms around Red's neck. He might as well enjoy the ride home and get comfortable.


End of Chapter Three

Author's Note: I hope you enjoyed Chapter Three! Please leave a review and let me know what you think so far! I'd greatly appreciate it! I hope you have an amazing day/night! - Twisted List.