Warning: This story will have yaoi (BoyxBoy love). If that isn't your fancy or you just hate this couple Kindly either:

A. Hit the back Button

B. Be brave, read the story and try your best to ignore the yaoi-ness

C. Understand it's my story and that no matter what you say, I won't change my story to match your views

D. Have an awesome day and NOT flame/troll

E. Do all of the Above but A

Author's Note: It's crazy to sit here and think I started this 2013! I was a teen in my senior year of high school! Now, I'm a single mom of two boys and I'll be 26 this year! Time flies like crazy! Anyways, I decided to get back into writing and my hobby. I lost my will and passion to write for really no reason I can think of. I just was done. Lately, I've been wanting to write again and I've enjoyed rereading what I've already wrote forever ago (and how I really wanna rewrite everything... Some of it makes me cringe, but hey! Gotta start somewhere with everything and I know I can do better)!

One thing I'm worried about is keeping the funny tune I wanted for this story. Sorry if it gets a bit muddled and more serious. I will try my best!

I hope you enjoy this update and I hope I'll be able to please you all with future updates! I am not going to comit myself to an update schedule like my younger dumb self tried. I can't keep them and I'm not going to make one – I know I'll fail it. Anyways, enjoy Chapter 4!

Out of Stock


"You ever wonder the mental limits of a 'swole and beefy' gym leader? You know, one that looks like a hot, peanut-brained fool?" Nurse joy asked outload, mainly to herself since her Chansey literally couldn't talk. Her Chansey's eyes fixed themselves onto Lt. Surge – the man was bent over and holding his gut murmuring and grumbling to himself. Clearly something wasn't right with the man, physically or mentally.

Of course, being hell-bent on murdering the whole Pokémon League for their abysmal performance and constant screw-ups was honorable. Maybe. Well, at least that's what Lt. Surge kept telling himself. He had to keep reminding himself to not give up just because 'a few small things happened'. Yeah, it sucked that he had received so many damn badges and had another messed-up order on its way, (little did he know...) that his Raichu was currently out of commission, it was still hailing and he was stuck at this damned Pokémon center with food poisoning, but hey! At least there was a toilet nearby, right?

Lt. Surge's eyes glowered with such intensity at the sign plastered all over the bathroom door.

CLOSED FOR MAINTENANCE

"What do you MEANit's closed for maintenance?! Y-You guys can't do this me!" Lt. Surge bellowed out, snapping his glower right at Nurse Joy and her nosey Chansey. Nurse joy just smiled at him with her best 'customer service' smile while her Chansey stood there, no shame in her staring game. Lt. Surge wanted to die. Or kill them, he wasn't sure if it was self-pity he was feeling or blood lust. He threw his glare up towards the ceiling and huffed. "Arcus, why must you punish me in such ways?! I just need to shi-" was all Lt. Surge was able to cry out before his hand covered his mouth.

No, he wasn't trying to filter himself – he was trying to save himself from literal word vomit. Talking made him want to puke even more and that would unleash the 'unstoppable thunder' waiting in his guts from the other end. (wtf did you eat Lt. Surge?)

Lt. Surge's knees buckled and he fell to the floor. He had to go now and throw up at the same time. His willpower was being eviscerated by the second and he knew couldn't hold out much later. Eventually, his body would win the war, Lt. Surge was just winning the current battle. He was mentally focusing on not thinking of his impending doom but on the Pokémon League's doom – they just didn't know it was coming.

"You know Lt. Surge; we do happen to have a staff bathroom in the back. I could take you-" was all Nurse Joy got out before Lt. Surge's hands grasped her shoulders with such intensity. Nurse Joy froze as Lt. Surge's eyes welled up with tear.

"You're an angel, Nurse Joy! Please, lead the way!" Lt. Surge cried out. Nurse Joy nodded without a word and led the way to the back. Lt. Surge sighed in relief. At least something was finally turning in his favor!

Meanwhile at Green's House...


Green and Red were sitting on the couch separated by Pikachu, who was serving seriously super 'suspish' vibes (Pikachu wanna know what's up). Pikachu had seen Red carrying Green bridal style and saw Green's face – and Pikachu wasn't about to be third wheeling. Pikachu was putting his lil' pika paw down and firmly. No funny business allowed while he was around! Pikachu continued to sit with a stern face while Green and Red didn't say anything. Pikachu was glad nothing 'romantic' was going on before him, but at the same time, this silence was way too heavy. Pikachu reached his lil' pika paw over and shocked Red.

"...Really?" Red breathed out annoyed. Red was basically immune to Pikachu's shocks, especially such a small one like that. Green raised an eyebrow. He didn't want to say anything as he was still in shock (hah) over what happened at his gym and also how Red carried him bridal style through town (Everyone saw everything). Green deep down enjoyed the act – but no way in hell would he ever admit it and no way in hell would he ever say it was him Red was carrying! (Everyone saw everything though. like why you lying?) Red flicked Pikachu's forehead and Pikachu winced.

"Why'd you do that to Pikachu? He's your buddy, your little 'pika-pal' as the league refers to him," Green sarcastically quipped, basically doing jazz hands. Red scowled and pouted.

"This 'pika-pal' can't match your level of annoyance." Red blandly laughed out as he stood up from the couch. Green gasped and stood up as well. Red looked Green up and down, "At least you're good looking. Kinda makes up for it." Red puffed out before covering his mouth. He shot Green an immediate 'sorry' glance and then retreated upstairs without wasting a second. Green just stood there. Yeah, he was just assaulted but he knew Red didn't mean it like that or even in a manner to bring up what happened earlier in the day.

Green glanced at Pikachu, as if he was looking for the Pokémon to tell him what to do next. He didn't want to make Red feel any worse than he clearly was for saying that but at the same time, he didn't want to make it worse on accident. Green was pretty good at putting his foot in his mouth (same TBH). Pikachu swatted his paw at Green and he leaned back.

"Alright, alright, I get it loud and clear, I'm going. Jeez," Green huffed out, making his way towards the stairs. Pikachu yawned and stretched those cute lil' pika paws out onto the couch. He was alone and they were upstairs. That was far away enough for him and he was late on his nap!

Green peaked in all the rooms upstairs – but his dumb self should have known he'd be in the bathroom. The door was shut and the fan was running (and he was dumb but not dumb enough to leave stuff on. That's wasteful af). Green knocked on the door.

"You okay in there?" No response. Green sighed. "I'm fine with what you said. I know you didn't mean it in the way you're thinking I took it. I can't help it men and women find me so sexy," Green nervously laughed. He just wanted Red to be with him and not to beating himself up. Red literally saved him – and Green wanted to thank him properly. He hadn't gotten the chance to. Green knocked again on the door.

"...I could be trying to shit in peace. You think of that?" Green blushed. He really hadn't thought of that to be honest. Green froze as the bathroom door flung open. Red raised an eyebrow as he walked past Green. "I really wasn't shitting, just so you know. Just needed a minute". Green shook his head and rolled his eyes, walking after Red into the guest bedroom.

"I figured that since you weren't in there that long," Green mumbled, still embarrassed and also unsure why Red was in his guestroom. Red had his stuff in the room and it was definitely more stuff than normal. Red usually didn't bring that much stuff and Red had always slept downstairs on his couch whenever he decided to drop off the face of that damn mountain. What was the sudden urge to bring more stuff in and to be in his guest room?

"You sure are nosey. I can just tell by your eyes what you're wondering. No need to ask either, I'm staying longer than normal. That's it." Green was taken back by Red's sudden answer. Green hadn't even thought of a question or what he really wanted to ask and Red somehow provided an answer that satisfied these unknown questions. Green crossed his arms across his chest.

"What caused you to come back to town this time, anyways? Something you got to do? Your mom finally harass you enough? Also, why don't you just stay with her? Your room is still there at her house." Green rambled out, leaving no room for Red to answer any questions he asked nor letting him interject. Green went to ramble on more but stopped himself once he saw Red's face. His eyes seemed lack-luster suddenly and his mouth was closed tightly. Green couldn't tell if he was angry or sad – maybe it was a mixture of both. Green wasn't sure but something he said definitely stung. "...Did I saw something I shouldn't have, Red?" Green asked. Red didn't say anything or even motion with his body. He just plopped down onto the bed and looked away.

"Nothing in particular. Just was missing home. Everyone... you especially."

Green's ears strained to hear the last bit he said, but he couldn't. He sighed. "Well, I know for sure your mom will be so glad that you're back home. You thinking of visiting her tonight? Maybe even stay the night there? I'm sure your mom would love-"

"Why do you keep saying about me staying there? Do you not like me staying here?" Red questioned, keeping his face turned from Green. Green's breath hitched and he felt like he was going to choke. Good ol' foot in mouth moment. Green honestly didn't mind Red staying over. When Red first started these shenanigans of randomly dropping in town and staying at his house, Green loathed it. How was he to get laid when the Champion of Kanto pops in like he owns the joint at any given time. Green certainly wasn't going to die a virgin, but he'd at least like more action than he was getting!

But as time went on and Red kept going to and fro from Mt. Silver, Green looked forward to each time more and more. Green really enjoyed it actually. Red got in the way sometimes of his 'sexual conquests' (Sure he did, Greeeen.) and could be an annoying house guest but Green didn't mind. Of Couse, he'd complain out loud for show and to mess with Red, but that was it. It was all for show.

"N-No, I don't necessarily hate it," Green stuttered out "I know your mother misses you the most out of everyone in town, and I feel bad that you come here and stay and not with your mother. She certainly would enjoy it a lot. I mean, I enjoy having you here too, I love it, really I do but she's your mom."

"You love it when I stay here?" Red teased, his eyes meeting Green's with a sly grin. Green blushed. Of course, that idiot would totally miss what he was saying and try to make a joke out of Green's comment. Green sighed.

"Yes, I love it so much I can barely contain my excitement," Green dead-panned. Red laughed out loud, trying his best to stifle his laughter but to no avail. Green shook his head and leaned against the wall. "So, does your mom even know you're back home yet?"

"No. Not yet."

"Why doesn't she? Did you just come right here and drop dead on my couch?"

"Correct. I'm planning on going over either later tonight or tomorrow. I know if word gets out that I'm here and haven't stopped in yet to see her she'll be highly upset," Red said, getting up from the bed. He started digging through his one bag and pulled out a small ornate box. Green raised an eyebrow as Red seemed to caress the box. "it's a gift for mom; I spent a good bit of money on it." Red opened the box and a beautiful Butterfree style comb laid inside.

"That's beautiful Red! I'm sure she'll love it." Red smiled as he closed the box. He placed it onto the nearby dresser and closed up the bag he pulled it from. Red turned towards Green and stared at him for a minute. Green blushed and turned his head. What was the sudden stare down for? Green glanced over and Red's eyes met his. Green's heart skipped a beat and Red walked over to Green, reaching his hand up and touching Green's face. Green's face burned and he choked on any logical thoughts and words that were trying to escape his mouth. Why was he getting so flustered anyways?! Red leaned in towards Green's face more.

"W-When did you get so tall?! You're almost taller than me!" Green yelled out, pushing Red back. It wasn't a lie. Red seemed to grow a bit since the last time Green saw him. Or Green just couldn't bring himself to admit Red was taller than him. He wasn't sure what it was at this point but it really didn't matter because Red was driving him wild with how he was acting. Touching his face and sending him such a seductive look. Green blushed again as Red sighed signaling, he was annoyed.

"I've always been this tall. At least I have been for the last few years," Red spat out as he walked past Green and out of the bedroom. Green turned and followed Red down the stairs without a word. Green really didn't 'check out' Red but he really did not notice Red being that tall before. He wasn't sure why but he found it kinda hot he was taller than him, even if it was just a bit. Green's brain came to a halt and Green stumbled. What was with him lately? Thinking Red was 'hot' in any sense was not normal! Green shook his head in attempt to shake out these thoughts but they didn't go anywhere.

Damn.

Meanwhile in a Pokémon Center...


Lt. Surge had followed Nurse Joy to the promised land – and he was in absolute shock and disbelief. The bathroom also had a 'Closed for Maintenace' sign on it. Nurse Joy's face was plastered with her best 'customer service' smile again and Lt. Surge wanted to die. His gut wanted to die as well, and he was about to succumb to nature in one cruel way. Nurse Joy went to speak but was cut off when Lt. Surge angrily grasped the door handle to the bathroom. He stared Nurse Joy down, his eyes burning with rage.

"I have been getting my ass handed to me in many different ways and I absolutely refuse to let this be what brings me down!" Lt. Surge started to burst into the staff bathroom and Nurse Joy just watched in amusement (She didn't get paid enough to care but she certainly got paid enough to watch stuff like this on the clock). Lt. Surge wrestled with the doorknob desperately and angrily trying to open the door. Nurse Joy rummaged through her one pocket and hung a key in front of his face.

"This may work better than your muscles there."

"...Thanks." Lt. Surge unlocked the door and threw the door open. Inside the bathroom was two Team Rocket grunts and a shiny Crobat that as trapped in a net. The grunts were staring in horror at Lt. Surge, who was fuming. Suddenly he had the will power to hold back from letting mother nature kick his ass – because it was his turn to do the ass kicking. Finally!

"Nurse Joy, I got this under control." Lt. Surge boasted and gave her a thumbs-up with a matching flashy grin. Nurse Joy nodded and ran down the hall yelling for someone to call Officer Jenny. Lt. Surge turned his attention back to the two grunts. "You two have absolutely no idea what hell I've been through the last fe-" was all her got out before his words turned into literal word vomit.

(What fun. Such joy.)

Lt. Surge should have just died out in the lobby – but he knew he deep down that no matter what got in his way he'd overcome it. He was personally going to beat up every single person who worked the Pokémon League and make them take those damn badges back.

Even if it was the last thing he did! (just a tad dramatic, aren't you, Lt. Surge?)


End of Chapter 4

I really hope you guys enjoyed this chapter! Was so fun to write again. I am definitely having to think hard about how I wanted this story to go again and I'm having trouble getting back into a funny mindset when it comes to writing. Hardcore stuck into writing for 'Ending of a King's Reign'. That's my favorite story out of all the ones, but this one has a special spot since it was my first attempt at humor. I am going to go back through this story and tighten it up and make it clearer to read. You'll see what I mean when you (if you chose to) reread it and remember how it looked before I get to it.

Anyways, so sorry for the long delay and I hope you guys liked it. Thanks for following, favoriting and reviewing all these years. I am so thankful for each and every one who was read any of my stories! Have a great day and till next time!