AN: There might be some spoilers about some animes/games/manga/tv shows in this story, like Cardfight Vanguard: Link Joker (spoiler of episode 156 in this chapter).

This story is strictly a Naruto story

Any characters that has a name that's the same or similiar to someone/something else from wether real life or fiction is just coincidence or flashback or simply me breaking the 4th wall. Or just me not being creative enough with the naming, and honestly, making names for Narutoverse OCs is a hassale thanks to the insane amount of names in this damned world!

This is no crossover, so don't expect any character to have magical cards, wands, or ki/chi blasts or spiritual swords or the likes, unless it's an omake.

This is NOT a (reverse) harem story, or if it were, there'll be only two girls/boys MAX.

Limes and lemons might happen but much much later in the story. Scenes from sexual nature like stripping, teasing, and the likes might occur occasionally though.

This story is M rated for possible violence, language and inappropriate scenes that might happen.

You were warned.


Chapter 02: Childhood


kyoko awoke from her bed. Sleep still clinging to her.

She, with a little difficulty, and with sleepy eyes, looked at the other inhabitant of her slightly big bed.

Naruto, her own 'big' brother was sleeping soundly as if nothing was wrong, which is correct in a way, as there's nothing going to happen, as far as she knew.

But...

She kept looking at him, and she clearly saw him trying to reach for her, wanting to cuddle with her in his sleep.

Kyoko sighed, and shook her head to take away the sleep from her. Her brother was indeed weird sometimes, and he also apparently enjoys acting childish.

She felt that she would have to make sure he won't get into too much trouble, especially since he had already started doing his pranks at people.

Kyoko had managed to tone some of them down, some, not so much.

She had given him some scolding when he stepped over the line. Honestly, she felt more like a mother than a sister, but she didn't think much of it, after all, she IS the older one mentally.

She looked at the clock.

Well, Naruto should wake up now, wether he wanted or not.

Kyoko caught the blanket that Naruto was using with her hand, and quickly took it away.

Naruto felt something out of place at that time, and slowly opened his sleepy eyes.

"Kyo-nee~?" he asked sleepily.

"Wakey wakey Naru-nii~!" she said cheerfully.

Naruto groaned "5 more minutes, sisss~!" he begged pitifully.

"Nope!" she cheekily said "now be nice and wake up or I'll throw a water cup on you, sleepy head."

Naruto tried to glare at her, but he ended up looking funny. Kyoko snickered at him. "Yeah yeah, stop glaring, it's your turn today to make breakfast, young boy, now go to the kitchen while I get a bath, I didn't bath since two days ago." she told him.

He glared a little more at her, then simply slumpered 'sis is really convincing dattebayo' "fine!"

Kyoko then left him to fully wake up and do whay they agreed on.

He then got out from the bed with his eyes still half closed, to wash the sleep from his face first then make breakfast for the both of them.

He was about to open the door of the bathroom, but quickly stopped.

"Um, sis, are you here?" he asked a little loudly while knocking.

It was his sister who told him to always knock the doors of the bathroom while someone might be there, or other peopole's rooms, because it's bad to enter without permission and invade others' privacy.

She felt that he should learn some proper manners at least and made it clear that he should at least try acting properly.

He isn't interested in being scolded by her again for not behaving properly, even if she doesn't really have any problems with his attitude when they're alone.

"You can enter, nii!" came her answer.

Naruto then opened the door, and was gifted with the appearance of his sister in only her pink panties.

Kyoko and Naruto were only six years old, so it's obvious that she won't have any... assets growing anytime soon.

Naruto didn't really care about that.

It wasn't very obvious for those who don't interact with the sibilings or live with them for an extended period, but one of the effects of living close to the red light district of konoha is that you get used to seeing people in different forms of dress, as some would look like nobles - a common mistake that the inhabitants of konoha believe that those who live in the red light district are poor, they're not, not really anyways - and some would look like prostitues and start wearing indecent clothes from time to time.

Naruto and Kyoko didn't really care about their nudity as they were children, as long as they were alone and no one was looking at them in an evil way. They were sometimes exposed to some of the males and females who worked in the brothels when they were shopping. The fact that they also bathed with each other from time to time didn't help it.

They have to agree, the people at the brothel were quite nice to them.

Except that madam Kuroka from the brothel, she kept using them as dolls to test the attractiveness of her child-sized clothes on them.

It scared them a little how the woman got so excited at the idea of using them as dressing dolls.

He looked at her body - in an innocent brotherly way - "Geez sis, you're practically naked, dattebayo."

"Is that a problem, brother, desune?" she asked in mock anger, saying her verbal tick 'desune'.

"No problem sis." he said acting scared.

"Good, now be a good boy and wash sleep from your face and go make breakfast." she 'ordered' him, and he obeyed her 'command'.

"And don't waste milk, and don't cook ramen for breakfast okay?" Kyoko told him while the checking the bath's water temperature. 'Hmm, looks warm enough.'

"Eeehh? Please, I want ramen~!" came the whiny pleading.

"No, ramen can be eaten for lunch, and it should have some vegetables, and only two bowls MAX!" she made it clear that she won't accept any other answer than 'yes mam'.

When Kyoko got the apartment along with her brother, she still had some of her previous life's memories, and after a few weeks when she saw Naruto discovering the Ichiraku ramen shop, she understood one thing.

Naruto is obsessed with ramen. To the point that he wants to eat it everytime he is hungry. He wasn't overpriced like what some of those fanon fics she read or kicked out of stores, he simply sometimes buys too mch ramen that he ends up without enough money to buy anything else he needs.

She made it VERY clear to him then that only a specific amount of ramen is allowed to be eaten/bought by his money from their weekly stipends, with threat of either forbidding him from buying ramen or not playing with him or worse.

It worked to stop his obsession of buying the -from Kyoko's viewpoint- wasted noodles, anymore than necessary.

"Please, I want more bowls sis~!" he pouted at her.

Her silent look was unmoving and strict.

"Fine, fun killer..." he said in disappointment.

And Naruto left the bathroom to let his sister get her bath while he went to the kitchen.

He went in front of the fridge, opened it and got the milk and eggs, started to heat the milk and fry the eggs.

Naruto waited for a few minutes until the food was ready, he then turned off the stove, just as his sister finished her bath and went to wear clothes.

He waited for a minutes ot two, and he then heard his sister's footsteps.

He looked at te kitchen's door and saw his absolutely beautiful - hey, he is her brother and will always think that she is better than anyone else - sister wearing a grey dress that suited her. (the story's cover)

"Nice bath?" he asked, which she nodded.

Kyoko looked at the ready breakfast at the table, and nodded. It seems her brother made a good meal.

The two sibilings sat down on their chairs and started to eat their food.

"So we're six years old now, huh?" kyoko stated.

"um! Aren't you excited, sis?! A week or so and we'll enter the ninja academy!" Naruto said excitedly.

He was really excited about being a ninja, and becoming a hokage.

Kyoko, while she has no desire to be a hokage, admitted to him that she wants to be a great kunoichi.

Naruto didn't think much of it, but he also didn't know the real goal of her.

"Right, it's exciting!" she responded to him, remembering one of the most interesting anime scenes that she watched in her previous life.

(flashback)

"The locks won't have a chance to break." the void agent stated.

"Final Turn, and... the world will end!" he declared with insanity.

Takuto was taken aback "What are you saying?!"

"The world will end? Ugh, what is he talking about?!" Leon wondered.

The void agent took a card from his deck, and looked at Takuto's field "Now, then. One, two, three, four, and five."

Takuto felt confused.

"Just before, you said that you won't lose as long as I didn't give you 6 damages." the void agent looked at his Vanguard, 'Omega' Glendios. "But that was before Glendios came to this world. That was in the past." he stated gleefully.

"In the past?" Takuto asked.

"That's right, I, and Glendios are changing the world! Ultimate Break: World End! If five or more of my opponent's cards are locked I win!" the void agent declared.

And with that, and enormous black hole appeared behind Takuto and Grand Ezel, it's gravitational power sucking Takuto's locked rearguards.

"You... automatically win?!" Takuto was shocked.

"Unbelievable! He can win without dealing 6 damages?!" Leon exclaimed at the absurdity of such skill while he quickly caught his pocket mirror before it was sucked into the black hole.

"That's World End. That changes the world. That's Glendios', Link Joker's true power!" the void agent declared, as the black hole obilerated Grand Ezel.

"It's over, Tatsunagi Takuto." he declared, as finally the black hole sucked Takuto, the pain racking him.

(flashback end)

'What I want is to be a great kunoichi and seal mistress, and then... create black holes! Those horrifying and attractive cosmic monsters! I want to be able to make them! Along with many other crazy seals!' she thought gleefully...

BONK!

"OW!"

Kyoko put her hands on her head where her brother just bonked her.

"Stop looking creepy!" Naruto told her.

Seriously, her expression just right now was quite disturbing from his viewpoint.

Kyoko was tearing a little from the hit but Naruto told her to stop acting like a victim, trying to be intimidating, something that caused her to pout cutely at him.

But she relented after few seconds of staring to each other.

They laughed a little, and then finished their breakfast.

"So, sis, are we going to play in the park again?" the boy asked excitedly.

"Yes, you brat, but before that, we'll water our plants."

Their apartment has a garden around it after all, and it'll be a waste to simply let it without plants (yeah I want it like that, deal with it).

"Geez sis, why do you like apple trees anyways?" came Naruto's confused question.

"Tch, tch, Naru-nii, it's obvious, apple is the best in the world!" she said as if she was stating a fact.

"Ramen is the best!" he argued.

"At least you don't see me swallow four or more apples in one second every minute." she retorted.

It might not be obvious but Kyoko has a huge appetite when it comes to apple. It's the equivalent to Naruto's love for ramen.

It might be a little arrogant of her, but she believed that having apple as your favourite food is much better than ramen.

Then again, Naruto was sometimes believing that the apples came from another world, so it was a pointless argument between the both of them anyways.

It was one of the few arguments that both of them has no interest in losing at, and keep fighting about, nicely of course.

"Fine!" Naruto huffed, and Kyoko smiled smugly.

Damn, his sister is quite good at arguing.

Kyoko went and opened the door, asking him to come with her.

They went to their garden.

It wasn't really big, but wasn't small either as it has enough space to grow few trees and have enough space to run without any real obstacles.

They then went to where they planted the apple fruit, and started to water it.

Naruto was secretly lamenting the fact that ramen wasn't a plant, otherwise he would have grown it in their garden. Shame.

"Oh, hello young brats!"

The sibilings looked at the source of the sound.

An old man walking with a staff was looking at them, his body was shaking a little, as he was actually older than the hokage, a full 80 years old. That was how old he was.

"Good morning Naka-jiji!" Naruto said .

"Hello, Naka-jiji! How are you?" Kyoko said.

"I'm fine, you little brats, it'll take more than age to take me!" Naka stated.

This old man is Naka, one of those who live close to the sibilings, and as for how they met...

(6 months ago)

Kyoko was with Naruto, playing around in their garden, running and catching each other when...

"What are you doing brats?!" a voice startled them.

They looked and saw an old man that, to their surprise looked older than the sandaime.

"This place was made on a cementry that's full of horrifying ghosts! You better get out of here if you know what's good for you!" he said angrily.

Naruto started to freak out when ghosts were mentioned.

Kyoko...

"Actually, this is our garden." she told the old man while sweatdropping.

"Oh." the old man blinked "... If you find gold there, then it's mine!" he said.

"Uhhh, okay?"

"WOOHOO!" came the energetic response from the old man.

"I'm Naka, young brats! And I live here!" he pointed to the house that's on the left of their apartment.

"Hi, Naka-jiji, I'm Uzumaki Naruto! AND I'LL BE THE HOKAGE! DATTEBAYO!" Naruto declared.

"Uzumaki Kyoko, nice to meet you, Naka-jiji. Desune" she curtly said.

Naka nodded "It was nice meeting such energetic children, see you later, brats!"

And he left while saying bye.

(end flashback)

And that's how they met and slowly became close to each others.

They sometimes go to each other's apartment when they get bored from staying in their houses.

"Good to know." they said.

"Youngsters. Such excited people." he shook his head then went to do his chores.

A few minutes later, the two sibilings were running in the park.

"Come back here!" Kyoko was running from her brother, as it was her turn to run away for him to catch her brother.

"Never!" her brother was quite energetic, but his sister was just as energetic even if she didn't show it, quickly catching up to him whenever he stopped for few seconds.

It kept going like that for more than two hours, their monsterous stamina making them capable of running for hours before completely tiring.

They played a little with other children as well, if only just because they were interested in doing so.

They completely outlasted the other children in running and hide and seek though.

All in all, it was quite a fun morning they had.

After tiring themselves out a little (they regenerate quite fast), they went to rest under the shade of a tree, enjoying the coolness of the shadows and staying calmly, simply talking about random things that got their attention.

It was half an hour later that they felt hunger getting to them.

It is time for lunch then.

Kyoko told Naruto that he is allowed to eat his two bowls of ramen at the Ichirakus.

"But sis~ I want more~! Please~!" he tried to plead her, knowing how stubborn she was didn't stop him.

"Naru-nii..." she said in exasperation "you can't, you don't need too much ramen, you need more balanced and healthy food. Ramen is good once a while, but not everyday, you don't see me eating only apple everyday, don't you?" she tried explaining to him. Sometimes, her brother can be too stubborn for his own good.

"Buuut siiiiissss!" he whined at her.

"No! You shouldn't spend money willy nilly, brother!" she was defiant, but she was cracking a little against her brother's assault.

"We have more than enough~. please!"

"Even if we have more than we need, we shouldn't waste it like that, we might need it later!"

Their arguing caught the attention of a good amount of civilians and ninjas who were around them, causing them to feel quite amused.

It was one of the more interesting things the jinchuuriki sibilings kept doing repeatedly that they enjoyed watching.

"Ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen!" Naruto kept trying.

"No!"

"Ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen!" he didn't stop.

"Naruto, enough." she said in a subdued calm tone.

He didn't get the memo.

"Ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen!"

"ENOUGH!" her fed up scream shut him up.

Kyoko glared a little at him. It wasn't an angry glare, but a one of disappointment and sadness.

Naruto instantly felt insignificant and ashamed.

His dear sister rarely raised her voice like that, especially at him. The few times she did, it was because he destroyed things with his pranks or publicly embarrassed others with them.

He felt as if he did a really bad thing.

"... fine, you get what you want, eat as much as you want, but don't complain when you don't have any money left." she told him, still looking disappointed and sad.

"Um, sis?" he asked worriedly.

True, he sometimes acted like a brat, but his sister wasn't that angry about him eating too much ramen before.

She didn't answer, her head down, and simply started moving to their apartment.

"Kyo-nee, where are you going?" he asked, a little afraid that he hurt his sister.

He? hurt her?

It was something he never imagined doing, and wished he will never do.

And he just broke his own promise?

He felt like a jerk.

She didn't answer him and just kept walking.

Naruto hastily went following her, trying to get her to respond but she was silent and unresponsive.

She entered her apartment, Naruto entering behind her.

"Kyo-nee, please! I'm sorry!" he pleaded to her.

"..." her head was still down.

"Please, sis! Talk to me!"

"..."

He started to hug her and put his head on her chest.

"I beg you sis! Please! I- I don't want you to- to..."

'to hate and abandon me.'

Tears started coming from Naruto's eyes.

He hated the fact that his sister is ignoring him, and he hated the fact he caused it even more.

"... Why?"

Naruto looked up to his sister's face when he heard her whisper.

Kyoko's eyes were also releasing tears.

"Why won't you listen to me?"

"No! I- I don't ignore your opinions!"

"Naru-nii, is ramen... more important than my opinions?"

Naruto was shocked about the question.

She hugged him tighter with her arms "Please, answer me honestly..." she pleaded.

"... No, it's not, you're always more important to me Kyo-nee..." he said lowly.

"Then why?" she kept crying "Why does it seem that you want food more? Answer me!" she asked loudly.

"... Because I'm an idiot, sister..." he replied, hugging her tighter "It's my fault, I'm sorry, please, please! Return to the fun sister that I know. I hate it, seeing you so sad!" he pleaded to her with honesty.

"I know that you didn't want this to happen, Naru-nii... believe me, I know, but it hurts!" she told him.

"I'm sorry for hurting you sis, I really am. Do you, want to scold me?" he asked sincerely.

He wanted to be scolded by her. Heck, even if she punched him, he'll feel better than this.

"A scolding isn't enough."

"Anything, anything you want!"

"Anything?"

"YES!" Naruto felt that he can take anything his sister does if it means forgiveness.

And the return of her smile.

"... even if it hurt you?..."

He nodded with vigor.

Kyoko sighed. "Why, are you so sweet and adorable?" she looked at him.

"Really, I can't keep being angry at you for long." she smiled a little.

"Sis..." he mumbled.

"I still haven't completely forgiven you yet, but I guess that in a way, it's my fault too."

"Huh?"

"I should have given you more leeway, Naru-nii. Ishould have allowed you to eat more ramen, I'm sorry."

"Me too..."

The two children kept staying like that, hugging each other for few minutes until...

*growl!*

Their stomachs made themselves known.

Their faces became red from embarrassment.

"W-Well, we still didn't eat lunch, should we make a lunch here?" Naruto asked.

"You don't want ramen?" she asked him, and saw him shaking his head.

"Not now, it's what caused this fight betweeen us." he said sadly.

She accepted his answer.

"Let's make some food together."

"UM!"

They went to the kitchen and luckily they still had some things that could be used as lunch, and dinner as well.


The lunch was a silent affair, as the tension of what happened earlier was still hanging in the air.

They tried to open a discussion but they simply couldn't.

Naruto was feeling sad, he simply wasn't able to talk with his sister even though she wasn't as angry at him.

Kyoko was depressed as well, her brother wasn't supposed to be this silent, it simply wasn't.

"Um, sis?"

the question came so suddenly it startled her.

"Y-yeah?"

"You said you want me to do something so you... forgive me, what is it?" she felt the hint of guilt, worry, fear and determination in his voice.

she thought of it, but she then decided.

she'll have to free him from his guilt.

and the best way, is by using the carrot and stick.

"Uh, I don't know yet, but I'll find something by dinner."

"What should I do before that though? I- I don't feel I deserve playing with you while I hurt you."

"you can stay with me and help me?" she asked more than stated.

"okay..."

Naruto decided, he'll stay with his sister, and make sure he doesn't hurt her anymore.

It was quite a long day for Naruto, as his sister wasn't looking happy. He felt guilt once more.

Dinner was also a silent affair, but the tension was diminished as they started smiling at each other more and more as the time goes.

After dinner, Kyoko asked him to come to their bed.

Naruto was a little confused, as it was too early to sleep, but he obliged.

He looked at his sister, she felt... serious?

"Naru-nii..." he paid attention "you asked me before, what you should do to have me forgive you."

she now caught his complete attention.

"if I told you that I forgave you, will you forget about it?"

"... no, I can't, I still hurt you, that's why..."

She sighed, sometimes her brother is too nice and empathic for his own good.

She will have to teach him to use his brain more at least to make sure he won't be tricked or something, but that's in the future.

"Fine, you really are stubborn, aren't you?" she said tiredly, noticing him rubbing his head with his hand in embarrassment.

"Hahhhh! Let's just get it over..." and she pointed at the bed and her lap. "Come here young boy."

Naruto obeyed.

He sat on her lap, causing her to laugh a little, and confusing Naruto as well.

"Kyo-nee?" the confusion was apparent.

"What? You think I'm going to punish you by having you sit on my lap?" she asked him humorously.

"Then what?"

He felt a little fear when she smirked at him.

Kyoko seemed evil like that.

"Naru-ni, do you remember that time when Kuroka had used us as dress-up dolls, and you were fed up and bratty? You remember what she did to stop you?" she looked at him deviously.

Naruto tried to remember, and when it clicked in his mind, he started to blush at the embarrassing memory.

(flashback: 1 year ago)

Naruto and Kyoko were in a brothel, in front of many scantily clad women who were giggling.

They both were blushing.

The reason was...

Kyoko was wearing a frilly pink dress for children, and her brother was wearing a cute blue shirt and pants.

"Oh you two look so adorable!" a black haired woman with C-cup breasts who also wore revealing dark blue undergarments said while smiling.

She was Kuroka, the madam of the brothel that the sibilings are currently in.

The two sibilings blushed more as the praise and giggling kept reaching their hearts.

"Now, be prepared, more clothes are coming!" Kuroka stated giddily.

"NO! I won't!" Naruto sreamed in outrage.

While his sister wasn't that annoyed or embarrassed, he was more emotional, therefore easily embarrassed and riled up.

"What did you say?" Kuroka then looked at him, shadows covering her upper face and in place of her normal brown eyes, two shining red dots appeared, giving a scary appearance. She also used a very small killing intent only enough to scare children a little

She was after all a genin before she retired after nearly losing her hand thanks to a trap.

"U-Uh." Naruto gulped, and his sister tried to make herself smaller.

He had some serious thoughts about what he just said.

Kuroka quickly lifted a scared Naruto, looking him at the eyes, making him whimper from this scary lady.

"What did you say? I want you to tell me..." Kuroka demanded.

Naruto shut his mouth, as he felt that even one wrong word will make a big trouble for him.

"Nothing?" she mocked.

He nodded vigorously, and his sister felt embarrassed by the whole scene.

"Hmm..." Kuroka looked as if she was judging and mocking a prisoner. "I guess that you will behave?" she asked, getting nods from both children.

"Good, but just to make sure..." the scary lady said before she quickly slapped Naruto on his rear a few times, much to the boy's protest and his sister blushed even more.

She let him go, with him being busy rubbing his rear, it stung a bit.

"Now, you won't complain anymore right?" she asked sweetly.

"NO!" they vehemently shook their heads.

Madam Kuroka was SCARY!

(flashback end)

"Yeah, I remember, it was embarrassing!" Naruto said, feeling the heat on his face.

It really was embarrassing for him.

"Sadly, this is what you will get for your mistakes." she told him.

Naruto felt torn, he understood that his sister had probably forgiven him, and is just trying to ease his guilt, he knows that she will never truly hate him, just as he will never do so as well, but he also knew that it will hurt quite a bit if he accepted.

Then as he was thinking in his mind, he felt a small poof on his left shoulder.

He looked and he found a chibi-version of him... a version that had red devilish wings and a tail with a triangular end.

"Huh?" Naruto asked dumbly.

The devil-Naruto looked evilly with mischief radiating from him "Come on, king, get the hell out! It doesn't really matter, she forgave us right? We don't need to take responsibility if that was the case right?" the devil started to tempt him.

Naruto was completely confused, and then he heard another poof and looked at his right shoulder, and saw another chibi-version of him, only it had white angelic wings and a halo on his head.

"Accept the respnsibility, my humble owner, it will help you and your sister's understanding of each other in the future." the angel started to convince Naruto to make the responsible choice.

"Oh, for the sake of...! Get back to sleep you airheaded angel! Look Naruto, you want to be great right? You mustn't let others control you! GO!" devil-naruto was quite irritated that his fun was taken.

"No. Don't listen to the evil devil! You must accept your sister's love, no matter how harsh it is. Because she will never hurt you anymore than necessary!" the angel-naruto started arguing.

All that while Kyoko was baffled as her brother kept turning his head left and right as if seeing something only he can see.

Yup. Even as his sister, he is still quite weird.

Naruto then made his decision.

He will just go with the flow, much to the annoyance of the devil-naruto and satisfaction of angel-naruto.

Naruto then put himself over his sister's lap, his body on the bed.

Kyoko rolled her eyes.

Her brother should really learn when to stop alowing his guilt control him.

'Oh well.' she mused.

If he wanted to be 'punished for his faults', she can only help him as long as it isn't too stupid or unreasonable.

"As you want then, Naru-nii~!" she said a little cheerfully, and caught the edge of his pants and boxers, and pulled them off, just enough so that his rear was exposed to her.

"HEY!" Naruto asked in outrage.

He didn't think his sister would take off his underwear.

"Hehe~! I'm going to make sure that this lesson sticks to your mind!" Kyoko stated cheerfully, much to the embarrassment of her brother.

SMACK!

A loud smack resounded in the apartment, and Naruto felt a little sting on his rear.

"I'll spank you until I believe that you understood your lesson OK?"

His sister asked, and he reluctantly nodded, getting an affectionate hand from his sister rubbing his blond hair in response.

Kyoko then started slapping his rear more, making sure to give him time to regain his bearing every few slaps.

After all, she was just satisfying his guilt, giving him a breathing room is normal.

She kept spanking him, giving him a ruffle every now and then.

It was a few minutes that she stopped, her brother's rear a light pink, and him tearing a little.

While it was by no mean a harsh spanking, but Naruto was still a child, and more emotional than most adults.

For him, it seemed much harsher than it really was.

Children after all exaggerate almost every emotion or thing that happen to them.

"It's alright, Naru-nii, it's over." Kyoko told him, gently rubbing his rear.

Naruto lifted himself from her lap, his eyes having some tears on them.

"Sorry, Kyo-nee, I'll behave more." he said, rubbing his rear.

Kyoko smiled, and gave her adorable brother an affectionate kiss on his forehead, and went hugging him, and he returned the hug.

"All is forgiven, Naru-nii~!" she said to him happily.

"But to make sure this won't happen again, we'll compromise, 3 bowls of ramen from monday to friday, with six to seven on saturday and sunday, what do you think?" she asked him.

Naruto thought of this deal, it wasn't that bad, and his sister cares about him, so...

"O-Ok, it's a nice deal." he decided.

He felt he was rewarded with a smile from his sister, as the hug became tighter.

He smiled in return.

"we'll stay like this for few more minutes then go to sleep, okay?" Kyoko asked him, and felt him nod.

They stayed like that for what seemed to be hours but was really just 4 or so minutes, and they then separated.

"Now you better be careful Naru-nii~! While I am nice and will give you a lot of breathing room, I will deal with you if you start acting too bratty at school, got it?" she told him with a mischievous smile.

Naruto gulped, and rapidly nodded his head.

Maybe his life at the ninja academy will not be as fun as he thought.

"Let's go to sleep now, I am a little tired," not really, since even now she still feels the huge amount of energy in her body, but she will release it tomorrow along with her sweet brother "and you better behave in the coming days, or you'll return to my lap once more for a harsher spanking!" she warned him evilly.

'Sis is scary!' Naruto thought.

Then again, he won't exchange that for the world.

Their sleep was a very nice one, as they cuddled with each other in their sleep, happily going to the dreamland.

(next morning)

Naruto woke up, he had the weird dreeam that ramen bowls came to take their revenge for 'killing' their brethen, causing him to wake up earlier than usual. He realised, as he looked around, that he awoke earlier than his sister.

He felt that he, as the older one (even by few minutes), should wake her up.

He started shaking her up, but she didn't wake, and he heard her muttering 'all apple world will be mine to control'.

He sweatdropped.

Kyoko definitely has some weird dreams.

He thought a little, and his cheeky nature appeared, mixing with the embarrassing memory of last night.

Naruto then gave a sharp smack to his sister's rear.

"EEEP!"

And Kyoko awoke right away.

She looked left and right, unable to think clearly in her confusion, until she calmed down and saw her brother looking at her devilishly.

"Good morning sis~!" he said smugly.

She glared at him.

"You... smacked me in the rear..."

"Yup! You know, I thought about it a little, but... if you're going to make sure I know my limits, then I'll make sure you behave too!" he stated cheekily.

Kyoko glared more at him while thinking of what he said, and saw the 'logic' in his opinion.

"Okay, I guess it's fair..." she told him.

"I know! Now, dear sister, wake up and prepare the breakfast, it's your turn today!"

"Yeah yeah, no ramen though unless for lunch or dinner and only 3 bowls max today." after all it's friday.

"Geez, I'm not that stupid!"

"Right..."

"Really, I am not."

"Whatever."

This was going to be a 'normal' day for them, they can feel it.


A.N: Finally, the second chapter!

Honestly, I never thought that the chapter will get to this direction, especially when I made Naruto annoying with his desire to get ramen.

I think I was influenced more than I thought by my first fic's theme.

I read many fics of Naruto, but I swear, sometimes, reading one fic and you feel as if you read them all! I realized that while many fanfics concentrate on Naruto being badass, kicking ass and 'collecting' girls/women as if they were pokemons who are captured by some kind of weird pokemon pheromone (harme fics sure feel like that sometimes), bashing people for whatever petty/legal/logical reason, not many of them make chapters that concentrate on Naruto(ko) and/or his/her sibilings having a normal day, or simply enjoying their time with NORMAL things, not killing bad guys and banging men and women alike.

Most of the fics that I read (that might be my problem, but meh) have the blond boy either wearing a mask, being abused or simply being a professional ninja/harem master.

This is my try at making a chapter where Naruto is just a human, not a ninja, jinchuuriki or killer or a harem master, just plain Naruto.

It might be me, but there weren't many chapters in the many fics that I read that show Naruto as nothing more than a human, a flawed and weird human, but a human anyway.

Me having Kyoko angry and sad is because I thought, why not? Just because they're sibilings doesn't mean that they'll never have a 'serious' quarrel between them. This is a fact.

I've also had the sibilings have some other bonds, because seriously? No one will look beyond the jinchuuriki status? Honestly, Naruto must have had more relations in konoha, just that they were off screen, and were never hinted at. Especially canon naruto's neighbours, they lived close to him for what? years? and he somehow didn't even bother knowing their names or greeting them?

As for the whole punishment thing, well actions have consequences, and if you really think about it, Naruto IS bratty.

When your (younger) sibiling/friend/child acts all bratty and keeps bugging you about icecream/whatever, every ten minutes, and keeps wanting more no matter what, will you give up to his/her whims or you will want to strangle the annoying cretin? The answer is obvious if you think about it.

As for the spanking... well, blame those Naruto spanking fics that I read, they simply stuck in my head, they were quite funny, and honestly, it might stick until the end of this fic... if it ever reached the end that is.

Not to mention, I literally wrote about Naruto learning from his mistakes via spanking in one of the ideas in the third chapter in my first fic, so I guess I'm simply using my ideas.

Well, this is it for now, I hope this chapter was interesting!

Next chapter, we'll see the sibilings entering school and training to be ninjas and befriending other children, or at least trying.

Enough said.

See you later!