This was, without a doubt, the worst thing to happen in Eaden since the town was kidnapped.
Smoke billowed from the Newell house, the stench of burned flesh wafted through the air, and the streets were stained with red. Once again, at the center of this disaster was Wheatley, his hands dripping with gore and a disturbing smile plastered on his face. He opened his mouth to speak, and all those present recoiled in horror.
"Who wants Thanksgiving dinner? I may have burned the turkey a bit, but I'm sure it's fine."
Yep, only Wheatley could make Thanksgiving look like a massacre. This was inspired by "Ghostly Gravy," a Danny Phantom fanfic where the Fentons ruin Thanksgiving, and one where it looks like Jack and Maddie are hunting Danny, but they're really just playing paintball. If anyone knows what that one is called, let me know.
EDIT: Found it! It's called "All Is Fair"
