Marinette: So as I was saying-

Adrien: HOLD UP!

Marinette: *Looks over to Adrien.*

Adrien: It is my turn to tell me side of the story!

Marinette: Shouldn't you wait till AFTER I am done with the story.

Adrien: No. Move aside, today is my story time.

Marinette: Fine.

Adrien: Okay, now I know you all are OVERLY excited to see what will happen next. But sadly your going to have to wait. Because we are going all the way back to chapter five to explain what is going on behind closed doors. Now, remember when the Mayor got upset at Marinette so she stormed off in a fit. Yea, that's where part starts! Enjoy!


"I can't believe you did that!?" I shouted at my father. Today was an awful, my angel of life just had her dreams crushed right before my eyes! Oh Marinette, my heart and soul!

"She will be fine." My father responded before extending his newspaper in front of him to ignore my gaze. I was currently in his office at our home.

"Fine? You just sat there as that fat tube of gobe insulted your future daughter-in-law!" I shouted. This made my father bends the newspaper in side ways to look at me while still holding the paper.

"I feel as though your obsession with that girl is becoming dangerous, should I call Dr. Phende?"

"My obsession level is fine." I growled as I crossed my arms over my chest. "You don't understand what I am feeling right now."

"I joined a choir to get your mother to notice me. I sang in it for three years before she actually came up to talk to me, and that day she just asked me where she could get a textbook." My father said. "But beside's that, have you figured out who that girl was?"

"My future is hanging by a thread! If I don't get Marinette to be my girlfriend before I graduate, my life is over!"

"I honestly don't know what you like her so much."

"Like!?" I shouted. "Have you not been listening to ONE word I said about her!? Marinette is so kind, sweet, funny, very active, good with kids, and has the heart of a whale! She made me a scarf and told me you made it to make me feel happy on my birthday. Marinette and I are meant for each other! Heck, she's a fashion designer and I am a model! Her hair is blue, mix with my blonde locks we make the color of my eyes!"

"The obsession level has just gone from 23 to 50." My father said. "If it hits 75, your going to thereby."

"I rather kiss Chloe!" I said, and just on cue, the nightmare of my words came to life when Nat came walking through the door! Nat is my father's assistant by the way. Holding a phone in her hand, she looks at the two of us to say:

"The mayor and his daughter are in the living room. They want to talk to you." Nat said. I have a very bad temper, and I will admit this.

"Why would you let them into the fucking house!?" I shouted at Nat. Again, I have a bad temper. I don't know why though.

"I-I am sorry." The woman spoke. My father does a low noised sigh as he gets up from his seat. Adjusting his glasses, he moves from behind the desk to follow the brown-haired woman out the room. Taking a deep breath myself, I put on the fakest smile I could before following my dad to our living room where Chloe and her father were being served tea by our...servant Nooroo. I don't know what to call him in all honesty, Nooroo one of those people who's just always around you.

"Adrie-kins!" Chloe shouted at me with a smile on her face. I use to like hanging around with Chloe, but now I find her so annoying. I mean, before I started attending school, she was my best friend. But then, I started to go to school and her personality changed. And not for the best. She kept interrupting me during classes, telling both our father's everything I did, she even spread a rumor about me once, telling Marinette I was into rich girls. I hated it! Since then, I try to avoid Chloe 100%, but for some weird reason I keep failing. And what is worse, she's becoming more and more like her dad. Always trying to push her father's religious views on other people. It annoyed me!

"Hey, Chloe-ster!" I shouted. My old nickname for her. I take a seat on the couch across from her as my father sits next to me. The mayor set's down my mother's fine china teacup on the table with a loud clink sound. I felt a little annoyed because I knew he did that on purpose.

"I want to discuss my daughter's fashion show." He said, ugh! I am going to spend a whole summer with Chloe instead of my Marinette! Oh my little blue haired angel, wait for me!

"You mean my show?" My father responded, he sounded pissed. And that was rare.

"Chloe show, she want's to be a fashion designer. And with your help, I believe my daughter can reach greatness." The mayor said, I honestly wanted to laugh at his words. Chloe being famous? As a model yes, but a fashion designer, no way!

"How can I help?" My father asked.

"Well first, a few private lesson's." He said. "Then maybe some help with her final design. I want this show to be big and memorable! So big that a fashion line will be started."

"That's a lot in one week." My father responded. "You know this was supposed to be a kid's activate, not Paris."

"I do, but you must think big Gabriel! This might make up both some extra cash." The Mayor said, wow, he was annoying to listen too. "And I know just the thing we can do to promote this line. By having Adrien star in it."

"What?" I asked.

"Adrien's my model. If he is going to model for a cloth line it will be mine or his school projects. No one else's line." My father said, thank god! I do not want to wear those awful colors.

"Not star in it as a model, star in it by supporting his girlfriend." The mayor said. Did I hear him wrong or did he say, girlfriend?

"What?" I asked.

"Adrien. why don't you and Chloe go out? Pretend to be a couple to promote my daughter's work. I heard you have a lot of followers on your social media page." He said. I mean, my father and Nat runs ADRIEN'S social media pages. I run CHAT'S social media page, and last I check, he had more viewers and followers than Adrien. Oh ladies love it when you act dirty online. I wonder if Marinette's a dirty girl? Oh, I would so go beyond the level of 50 shades of grey hardcore porn on her.

"I'm not sure I should." I said. "See, I like someone and I am trying to hook up with her. Dating Chloe might ruin my chances." I said.

"It won't be for long, just a while. And then when her fashion show is over you can break up and become friends again."

"The answer is no." I responded.

"Please Adrien, I would make a great girlfriend."

"The answer is still no." I said. "Look Chloe, you're a good friend! But I have known you since we were babies. Heck, we knew each other since we were in our mom's stomach."

"Womb." My father corrected me.

"Whatever!" I responded before turning my attention back to Chloe. "What I am trying to say is, your like my twin sister. I don't want to ruin that relationship."

"Bu...but..." Chloe started. Tears begin to form in her eyes. Oh no, she is going to cry again! No, please don't cry Chloe! "DADDY!"

And like that, she stood up and possibly ran to my bathroom to cry all over my dad's towels. Oh boy, last time she did this I accidentally spilled ink on her dress. Put to be fair, she shouldn't have tried to trip me.

"Oh dear, I hope this doesn't get out." The mayor said. Making both my father and I to give him our full attention. "Who know's how badly the Agreste stocks would go down after hearing Adrien broke a poor innocent girl's heart to the point she cried.

"Chloe's a crybaby!" I growled. "And I didn't do it on purpose."

"Okay, you can say that to the new reporters when this goes viral."

"Wait, are you going to post this on social media?" I asked.

"And maybe the new's paper." He said. Oh god, its happening again! No, not again!

"Fine!" I shouted at him. "I will date Chloe!"

"Great, I will inform her of the great news!" The man said before pulling out his phone. I looked over to my father, he was staring down at the ground with a tired expression on his face. Leaning back, I sighed as well at my decision. I hated the Mayor, to the deepest pit of my soul, I hated him! So...after a few minutes of talking, My father and I escorted Chloe and her father to the front door. There, Chloe wraps her arms around me and pucker's her lips. Oh my god, she wanted to kiss me. Okay, I can do this...just close your eyes and think of Marinette! I felt wetness on my lips, I tried so hard to think of Marinette, but the image didn't come to me!

"Aww, they look so cute together." The mayor said. I could hear my father trying his best not to laugh at me. When we separated, I opened my eyes and give Chloe a smile. I hated the taste of her lips. The second my door closed, I turned to Nooroo and growled:

"You have a minute and 30 seconds to make me a cocktail before I burn this house to the ground."

"A cocktail? No boy you need shots!" Nooroo said, and he was right.

I skipped school the next day, I didn't feel like coming in after that. Also I had a huge hangover after all the shots I did with Nooroo to forget about that kiss. Hangovers are brutal! So I went in the next day to be greeted by my angel. Oh my gosh, just how she walks is beautiful. Walking straight to my desk, she leans down towards my ear to say something. Please let it be a love confession, please!

"Can I talk to you at lunch?" She asked me. Oh my gosh, she going to tell me she loves me in lunch!

"Sure!" I said. My heart was at full throttle right now! Oh I can't wait! So when lunch hit I ran quickly to the courtyard. I can see it now, she's going to say she loves me! And then we will go to college, I will lose my virginity in my sophomore year, then after graduation, we get married and have kids. Three if Marinette is fertile. And then I will happily ever after! Oh my gosh, she standing right in the middle of the area with her phone in hand. Please god, please let this be a love confession. If it is I swear I will quit being Chat Noir!

"Hey?" She spoke, snapping me from my bubble of thought. Looks like she walks over to me. Looking down at her I give her a gentle smile, but she didn't give one back. Something was off about her...she wasn't producing her happy vibe like she always does.

"Is something wrong?" I asked.

"Ar...are you dating Chloe?" She asked me. Like a tower that stood so high to the sky, then came crashing down, destroying everything around it, my world fell apart. Oh god, how did she find out!? It was probably Chloe. I need to tell her.

"I am so sorry Marinette..." I started. It then hits me, maybe it wasn't Chloe. Maybe it was the Mayor! Oh god, did he tell her!? Or did Chloe tell her dad to tell her!? Oh no! Oh no! Oh god, why did you do this to her!? My heart is beating fast, I think I am about to have a panic attack! Oh god, I have to protect her! She's probably on his radar now!

"You do hate me." She said. Where the actual fuck did she get that from!? *GASP* Definitely the mayor! He's lied to her and now she thinks I hate her! Oh shit, I need to explain to her, but how. Chloe could be watching us...I am going to have a panic attack! I need to get her out of the area!

"It's not like that! I just...I can't see you like I use to anymore. Chloe get's mad, and...she's...uh..." I can't even think of a good lie right now! My heart's at full speed and my brain is to slow to keep the blood flowing in my body!

"Your girlfriend." She said. No! Chloe...well she is but not like in a romantic way! Were fake dating! But I can't tell her that, especially in public! Oh my god Adrien, find the words! If I can convince both a girl and a guy to make out with me at the same time, I can manipulate this to my upper hand.

"I don't hate you, but I can't be near you guys anymore because it's affecting my relationshi...sion...I..." I stuttered. Why can't I do this...because I am not Chat! I can only do that crap when I am Chat! Oh shit, mayday! Think of something! Tell her the truth! TELL HER THE TRUTH!

"Your all the same..."She muttered with diamonds falling from her cheeks. I made my baby! "Rich and snobby that looks down at us common folk like were nothing but ants."

"NO!" I shouted. I love all my ants! Okay, that is a horrible way to say it, but I love everyone!

"Oh shut up Adrien! I see through your sweet and nice act! You're just like Chloe! I wouldn't be surprised if you and her have a fucking mean girl's book about all your classmates! You two deserve each other!" She shouted at me. No, we don't Marinette! Your my love, my soul and heart! Why is the universe doing this to me!?

"Mari calm down!" I shouted. I need to take control back. Panicking is not helping! I need to take her somewhere out of the area! I need Marinette, I can't lose her!

"No fuck you!" She shouted at me. She turns her body to walk away. In a panic I grabbed her by the wrist to hold her in her standing spot. I need to find an area to keep her close to me! I need to tell her the truth.

"Marinette you need to calm down!" I shouted at her. Which is something I should have never said to her. She sent waves of pain up my spine...ugh she kicks me in the dick. Who kicks a guy in the dick...oh god it hurts! I can't stand anymore! The tip of her shoe was made of metal because my body went tumbling down to the ground. I can't feel my legs...my head starting to feel fuzzy. And she's walking away...ugh...


(Home)

"Why does my dick still hurt?"

I asked Tikki. I was sitting on the couch in my living room with an ice pack laying on the area where Marinette kicked me.

"The doctor says your body is going through a shocking faze. It will take some time, but the pain will be gone soon." Tikki said. "Also your dad called, guess who called him to meet up later?"

"I don't care." I shouted.

"Ladybug." Tikki said, but it was not enough to make me care. In all honesty, I didn't care for anything at this point. My Marinette hated my guts, I am dating Chloe and now my chance of having a kid went down at most 23%! Plus, my penis wasn't even fully developed! What if it stops growing!? Who want's to suck a limp six-inch dick!?

"Adrien?" Tikki said, making me turn my head to look at her. "You need to get ready. I have some pills you can take."

"Blow me..." I growled, I was in no mood for this!

"You're not big enough." Tikki responded before walking away. I so wanted to scream, but I was into much pain too. "What's wrong Adrien?"

"The woman I love more than life hate's my guts to the point she possibly kicked my balls into them!" I shouted.

"Bitch sounds hardcore." Tikki said.

"DON'T CALL HER THAT!" I shouted. True I call 90% of all female's I know a bitch, but 75% of the time I use it in a none insulting way. Marinette is not to be used as such words though, she may be called an angel, or beautiful creature, or Mrs. Agreste...scratch that last part.

"Sorry." Tikki responded. "Adrien, love comes and goes. I mean, look at Plagg and I."

"You go back to him because of his dick! If he wasn't 12 inches you would have dumped him YEARS ago! You're not in love, your in lust!"

"No, I also like the way he cooks me my favorite meals when I am on my period, how he always remembers my birthday, how high his pain levels are and many more." Tikki said. "What I am trying to say is, you shouldn't give up on her because of this one little problem."

"This one little problem the size of Paris and possibly made me incapable of creating children." I said, making Tikki groan at my words.

"You know what, I am too busy for this. Just get ready to meet this girl, and try to use that Chat charm. Your father want's this girl badly, and you know what your daddy does when he doesn't get his way."

"Oh god you're right..." I muttered. I am not going into deep detail's, but let's just say my dad is a sort of a sadistic person. So, I took Tikki's pain killer's she used when she's on her period. I am not getting deep into that one, all I know is she gets them brutal. Once the pain was gone, I head over to my room to get ready to impress this chick. Grabbing my leather suit and accessory, I sat down at my dressed and got my makeup out. Yes, I wear makeup, deal with it. Opening the box, the first thing that I applied was a darker foundation color on my face. And by darker, I mean two shade's, it's barely noticeable unless you take a picture. Then pitch black eyeshadow around my eyes, then the worst part. My cat eye contact's, ugh I hate it so much! Slowly and steadily, I stuck one by one onto my eye's to make my normal eye's look as though I was a cat. I then got a brush and begin to ruffle my hair to make it look poofy and wild. It was a necessary to be Chat Noir! I mean, I could put on the mask, but then soon or later someone gets a photoshop app of some sort and figures it out. So its best to take all the steps to look like a completely different person. Once done, I slide into that skin tight suit, threw on my cat ears and belt tail. Once on, I skiddale out the door with my boots and gloves in hand. It doesn't take long to get to the club, especially at night.

"She's here!" Tikki said in a chipper voice of tone. I rolled my eyes before heading outside of the club to great this chick. I could feel the pain killer's slowly wearing off as the car driver's towards me. Oh boy, let's get done and over with. Maybe Tikki brought some more with her. Oh, car door opening! I put on a fake smile and said. "Hello My lady."

"Hi." She spoke. I could tell she was shy to be here. She's sort of cute now that I think about it. Or was it my dick talking because it wanted relief from the horrible pain it was in. I don't know, but what I do know is I wanted this night to end. So doing as intrusted earlier, I gave a mini-tour of the club before hitting my father's office. Once there, my dick was in full pain again. I need medication, or pussy. No, I am saving my first for Marinette...a blowjob wouldn't be bad right now though. Oh shit, what are they saying?

"Well, let's just say the Mayor and I are having a bit of conflict." Ladybug said, I wonder what she did to piss the Mayor off. "He want's to ruin my life because I don't follow his agenda when it comes to being a citizen of Paris."

"Oh?" Hawk Moth said. "Funny, I met a girl not too long ago with the same attitude that you have."

"What he do to you?" Chat asked me. I was a bit curious to know. What she on the same level of pain as me?

"Well, first he diminished my work in front of a man I look up to. Then he tried to present my work in my class to make it look like filth. Afterwards, he came to my home and got me grounded. Oh, and did I forget to mention he told me that I shouldn't use my mouth unless it's for eating or sucking. The man is a disgusting pig that runs this city and I for one want it to stop...or at least piss him off!" Ladybug shouted. Wow, and I thought my life was depressing. Glad to have someone I can relate too.

"I like you!" I said with a smile, I then look over to my father to ask: "Can we keep her!?"

"I am not a toy." Ladybug said. Oh, she's sassy! I like it! But nothing to my Marinette! Although, the whole sweet thing is cute and all, I'd so tear her little bottom up if she was secretly a dirty girl. Oh my god just imagine, a girl into having sex whenever where ever! That would be a dream!

"Oh, what school do you go too?" Ladybug asked me, snapping me from my dirty thoughts of Marinette.

"Collège Françoise Dupont." I responded. "What school do you go to?"

"The same one." Ladybug said, I wonder if she's in my class. Who do I know besides Marinette that has blue hair and eyes...Now that I think about it, she is the exact height of Marinette...No! My angel would never come to a club like this! She's too sweet and in all honesty, she is pure and weak minded to gather the balls to come here.

"Nice!" I said, best not to give her any hints on who I am. "So you know the school."

"What fashion show is happening? I didn't get any info?" Ladybug asked. Yea, she is defiantly not in my class. My teacher only presented that announcement in my class just for Mari.

After a minute or two, my father continues on about how he wants her to join and help us make the club profitable and other crap. Knowing him he will use her like that fix girl then throw her out the second she gets boring for our viewers. Poor girl, but then again that fox chick was a total bitch. Oh shit, where is she going?

"Stage." Plagg whispered to me. I nod my head before following, then stopped when a surge of pain went up my spine. Ugh, where are those pills, I need medicine! As I stood hidden backstage. My mind kept wonder to Marinette. I wonder what she was doing? Crying, dancing, sewing or maybe sleeping because let's face it, it's late. I need to think of what I will say tomorrow without Chloe finding out. Maybe I can sneak her a note in her bookbag. No, she'll probably tear it up.

"Chat..." My father said, I looked over my shoulder to see him hovering over me with a smile. A very creepy smile, I sometimes question how my mom could love him. "Why don't you go out there and have fun. See if she's worth our time."

"Can't you do it."

"I am trying to find out if she's worthier than Fox girl we had a the beginning." My father said. "Go."

"Fine!" I said. It hurts to walk, but I pretend that I was fine. A simple rap battle, throw a couple insults her way and go home! Because my dick hurts like hell right now and it was starting to feel horrible to stand up. When I got on stage I was shocked, dad was right we do have a huge crowd tonight. Oh look, I am rhyming already. Even my brain is saying let's get the fuck out or it's my dick. Whatever it may be, let's get it over with! Taking the mic from her, I sing and sang insults left and right. I normally don't do this after making the fox chick cry on stage. Boy, my dad was going to be pissed at me later.

"My hair is blue, my eyes are blue, my heart is made of gold. I work and play, while slaving away at the things we love the most. But if you can't see these things for me, Why do you even care? Are you weak? Are you bleak? Or maybe you're just scared?" She sang, awww she made me think of Marinette...oh my god I am not happy anymore! When she tries to hand me the mic, I grabbed her by her waist as I take the small device from her hand. I am ending this horrible pain and just plain annoying rap battle now! Why she isn't crying like the last bitch up here is annoying me!

"In all honesty, I truly can't believe, No one has called you a bitch!I am the prince of this world, The black cat of pleasure. The one that fuck's you nich! So your gonna see the one who bleeds is going to be you, so you better watch out, because I am going to have my do." I sang before she snatched the mic from me. Was she...oh god yes she was! Oh forgive me Mari but it feels so good, I love it when a girl grinds on me. It's the closest thing I can have to sex...besides blowjobs. And I must say she had a nice big butt, or was it because of the leotard she wore. It felt so nice...oh shit I am getting a boner! No! Get down, your not suppose to be doing that! Down boy! DOWN! Oh shit, where is she going? Why is she running? Why...oh! She dropped her mask! Oh crap, that's a first! Bending down I picked up her mask. It was well designed too!

Walking backstage while examining the mask, I hand the mic to Tikki before my father grabbed me by the ear. Pulling me towards the bathroom by the ear, he points to the black painted door before saying:

"Whatever you did, fix it!" He growled at me. I nod my head before entering the bathroom. I hardly doubt it was my boner that mad her run to the stall. But none the less, I entered the bathroom to hear the soft sounds of whimpering. Was she actually cry? Ugh, if she keeps this up my dad will throw her out quicker than yesterday's trash.

"LADYBUG! I can smell your perfume, I know you're here! Hey, if you're worried about the mask thing...its fine. No one has their phone's out, just my dad's recorder. We will edit your face if you want." I shouted, I can' really smell her.

"Thanks." She responded. Walking up to the stall she was in, the only one that didn't have an open door.

"Are you upset about the grinding?" I asked her.

"Sort of." She said. D'awww! Poor girl!

"It's okay, a girl tried to kiss me once on stage. I am not going to lie though, your the first girl to give me a boner while performance. I must give you a Furr-rific sticker for your Purr-formance! You can take that to the bank bug-a-boo!" I said. Bug-a-boo, I wonder where that came from.

"Your cat puns suck." She giggled.

"I know, come out. I promise I won't tell anyone who you are." I tell her. I heard her giggle as she comes out of the...WHAT THE LIVING ACTUAL FUCK!? WHY IS SHE HERE!? WHAT THE FUCK!? WHAT IN HOLY SPIRITUAL ACTUAL LIVING FUCK!? I AM GOING TO HAVE A PANIC ATTACK! WHY IS MY FUTURE WIFE HERE!? OH MY GOD!?

"Marinette!? Your Ladybug!?"


Adrien: And that's my part of the story. Next Chapter will be Marinette's again, I hope you enjoyed it.