You loved him so much, yet were afraid to tell the others.

"Hey there, Marvin..." you calmly spoke, approaching the black, mouthless alien. "You want to tell me what's happening?"

The alien gazed upwards at you with large, sad eyes.

"A-apparently, a-according to the inter webs, I am the least favorite Looney T-Tune..." Marvin sobbed.

"Oh, don't be so sad..." you responded, moving closer and wrapping an arm around the alien. "People like you.

"...really?" Marvin asked, feeling less saddened. "Oh joy!"

"Of course!" You responded, then whispered; "...You're actually talking to one of them."

Marvin's skin was completely ebony, but you could now see the faintest blush on his face.

End