Author's Note:

Written with the encouragement from thirwallgucci and addiesrep who have both specifically asked for more of this in recent days.

Here is that extra scene that I spoke about ages ago, finally remembering to write it in.

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Cookies & Quickies


Meredith Grey tries to bake chocolate cookies; Teddy Altman helps. OR: Two hot single ladies talk about losing the loves of their lives in tragic and heroic ways, about loving their children and about finding new love again. And after eating cookie batter off of each other's fingers, they decide to treat themselves with 'grown-up-time' before the kids get home. Subsequently, the two doctors discuss the new loves of their lives as they both try their hand at wing-womaning for the other.

Set in GA-S15-E05, "Everyday Angel". F/F. Meredith Grey/Teddy Altman. Eventual Meredith Grey/Addison Montgomery & Teddy Altman/Cristina Yang. MerAdd. Teddina. Rated M.


Chapter 5: Taste Test


Meredith and Teddy test out the chocolate cookie batter... Off of each other's hands... Of course...


Every time Meredith Grey tries to step in to help make Teddy Altman's life easier with the cookie dough creation, Teddy just swats her aside and tells her to 'sit,'.

Meredith sits obediently because she realizes after the third time that she's more of a hindrance than a help in the kitchen, in the same way, that her children do when they want to 'help pour their own cereal,' and all the rolled oats end up on the carpet.

So Meredith resigns herself to the kitchen stool where Teddy had once been sitting, and she watches in amazement as Teddy follows the instructions off of her phone, and ends up creating something that actually looks like actual chocolate cookie dough.

"You really know what you're doing, huh," Meredith smiles at Teddy in admiration.

Teddy tries very hard not to drop the spatula on the floor as she tells herself she's imagining the lust lacing Meredith's tone.

('Meredith didn't mean it "THAT WAY" you know', Teddy tells herself. Meredith didn't imply it in a sexual way. As if to say she knows already you know you're way around women, not just around a kitchen. HER kitchen... HER cookies… HER house…)

"Ah-" Teddy stutters despite herself, trying to come up with something to say but just reddening profusely, instead.

"It's okay, you can take a compliment, you're a big lifesaver for me, y'know," Meredith offers generously.

This time, Teddy DOES drop the spatula on the floor, and she swears loudly as she tries to pick it up and put it in the sink before contaminating everything with chocolate nonsense.

"Here," Meredith offers, coming to clean the floor up behind her.

Meredith bends over with a paper towel to pick up the errant dough, and Teddy can't help herself from licking her lips at the view of Meredith's ass in the air.

('Oh, Christ,' Teddy swears inwardly. There's no way I'm going to be able to 'keep it in my pants,' any longer at this rate. I feel like it got a million degrees in hear all of a sudden and it's not like pre-heating the oven is the sole cause of these hot flashes I am experiencing…')

Teddy keeps mixing the batter after Meredith hands her the cleaned spatula.

Eventually, Meredith starts doing the dishes behind Teddy so that she's not just idly not contributing.

('You know, I've never thought of it before, but damn, Derek was lucky to have such a good wife,' Teddy thinks to herself before she can stop it, and then she thinks about Owen and how he had an even better wife with Cristina Yang, and then Teddy remembers she's in love with Meredith's twisted sister counterpart, and then Teddy thought spirals into how she must be transferring some sort of misplaced affection onto the only twisted sister present right now because she's ogling Grey the way she's spent years ogling Cristina and she's not sure what to do or think anymore as she's stirring vigorously…)

"Is that how you do it?" Meredith asks Teddy, pointing to the batter, and Teddy snaps her head up in confusion.

"Quick and dirty, is that how you do it? Is that how it's done?" Meredith asks innocently (innocently, right?), about the cookie dough batter stirring method, (probably?), but Teddy's mind is too far down the gutter she's thinking of a whole other meaning.

('Quick and dirty IS sort of how Teddy 'likes to do it,' and how she has 'done it,' and how she might recommend 'doing it,' but not anything to do with chocolate or batter. And how Teddy is struggling to come up with a response that does not involve her sexual preferences…)

"Umm- Fuck- Ah-" Teddy stumbles, and almost loses her balance by how quickly she's stirring as she tries to come up with a coherent non-babble.

"Oh, watch it," Meredith sees Teddy nearly tipping over as she whips up the chocolate with the butter and eggs, and the Grey girl pushes her body against Teddy's to keep her from tumbling over and bringing the whole bowl of batter with her.

('Oh. My. Heavens. Meredith Grey is now pressing me up into the counter with her damn hips and I'm two seconds away from humping her kitchen from her waist touching mine and that would be extremely inappropriate and uncalled for and why are her arms so damn strong…')

Meredith steadies Teddy long enough that her legs, ironically, turn a bit jelly at the lust that is taking over her body, but at least Teddy is no longer falling, so eventually, Meredith is no longer as hands-on as she was just then.

"So, is that how you're supposed to make cookie batter?" Meredith finally rephrases her sentence into something more culinarily specific, and less of a potential innuendo and she finally gets something more of a response.

"Oh, right, yeah," Teddy finally meets Meredith's eyes for the first time in the past ten minutes.

Teddy is surprised though when she notices that Meredith's eyes have darkened significantly, and she wonders if the lust had not been one-sided after all.

('Well, I guess it's been a while since Meredith has been 'getting any,' also, and so any contact might set her off the same way it's setting me off…' Teddy muses idly to herself.)

"Can I taste?" Meredith asks, motioning to the bowl.

"Oh, right?" Teddy stammers a little trying to wrap her head around the fact that Meredith is probably asking her about her batter, and not her own damn lips, in particular…

('If she says something like, 'can I taste what you taste like,' then I'm probably going to jump her,' Teddy realizes to herself.)

Teddy dips two of her fingers into the batter and tastes it herself before she brings the bowl towards Meredith because she doesn't want to offer something she's not willing to try herself, first.

"Taste test!" Meredith squeals happily, as Teddy raises an eyebrow at the other blonde, in amusement, and Meredith smiles back at the Grey girl.

After Teddy dips her fingers in the bowl again, Meredith reaches across the table and grabs Teddy's wrist with her hand and brings Teddy's fingers to her own mouth and brings her tongue to Teddy's fingertips.

Teddy doesn't have enough time to do anything before she feels Meredith's mouth on her hand and Meredith's lips on her fingers and Meredith's tongue licking them clean.

"Mm," Meredith moans at the taste of the cookie batter and Teddy feels a rush of heat go right to her core.

('Okay. Those noises are definitely explicit. Meredith is such a damn tease whether or not she knows what she's doing and whether or not she's doing it or not on purpose, it's working for me and I think I'm getting sticky 'down there,' and there's nothing I can do now, to stop it…')

Teddy says nothing, she's paralyzed to the spot, wide-eyed looking at Meredith as the blonde girl suckles her fingers from the last drops of uncooked chocolate cookie and her teeth lightly graze Teddy's right ring and middle fingers…

"It's good," Meredith points with her eyes to the batter. "You're really good at that, y'know," Meredith points with her eyes to the mixing bowl.

But all Teddy can hear are Meredith's compliments and she's swelling with pride from all of it and she can feel her gentle parts swelling with lust from all of Meredith's ministrations on her damn hand.

Fuck.

"You want some more?" Meredith digs her fingers into the batter and offers her hand up to Teddy's mouth.

"What, really?" Teddy points with her eyes to Meredith's outstretched hand, more about the fact that Meredith seems to be implying with her body language for her to also lick it right off the Grey girl's fingers.

"Well, yeah," Meredith deadpans insistently. "We're going to bake the batter anyway it doesn't matter if we're double-dipping now," Meredith shrugs with a bit of a smirk at Teddy, now.

('Oh. My. God. That. Smirk. Meredith Grey smirking is so damn sexual that I've never been more grateful to have an island counter to lean on in my whole damn life…')

"Oh-Oh-Okay-" Teddy stutters as Meredith pushes her fingers past Teddy's lips.

Teddy opens her mouth to receive them and she's careful not to bite down as she sucks the two fingers past her lips and she licks the chocolate off with her tongue.

This time, Meredith, moans out alongside Teddy, and Teddy snaps her eyes open in surprise.

"That feels nice, you know," Meredith raises her eyebrows, and Teddy is half-sure that Meredith is actually hitting on her now and Teddy feels a bit like she's cheating on her non-relationship she's never had with Cristina Yang but then she realizes that makes no sense.

And Teddy is staring into Meredith's hazy eyes and she realizes that hers are probably much, much, much, more inappropriate-looking…

"I'm pansexual, you know, for what it's worth," Meredith deadpans as if it were just a fact she's reciting from a textbook.

"What?" Teddy pulls her fingers back in surprise and Meredith pouts a little, or at least Teddy thinks so.

"Really, I am. I just thought you might want to know. I never told you before, I wasn't hiding it just never came up I guess… But I am, and I was, and I will be…" Meredith shrugs more as her voice trails off into nowhere in particular.

"You like women?" Teddy asks dumbly and then kicks herself internally because of course, that is what Meredith just explained to her, anyway.

"Yeah?" Meredith says nonchalantly, and not as if she's forcing a confession out of Teddy, either.

"So am I," Teddy finally sighs and says aloud.

Teddy realizes she's already practically come out to Meredith, years ago, when she had asked about Cristina in a romantic/sexual/non-platonic way.

So Teddy realizes she has nothing to lose here, and maybe something to gain.

('You REALLY do need to get laid,' Teddy thinks to herself…)

"You're hot you know," Meredith says out loud, very casually.

"Uh-" Teddy realizes she's as bad as a middle schooler at responding to hot peoples' compliments.

"It's okay, I'm hot, too. I don't know where the thermostat is," Meredith smirks, and Teddy groans at Meredith's pullback at suggesting the central heating is causing them to be 'hot,' in here.

"Uh-" Teddy still has nothing to say that could be considered proper.

"Seriously, don't sweat it," Meredith smirks wider, and Teddy notices she knows and Meredith knows that Teddy is certainly 'sweating it,' a little because she's freaking out over there.

Fuck.

"I do think you're hot in the other sense, y'know, Teddy," Meredith licks her lips suggestively and Teddy drops her damn spatula again.

"Really?!" Teddy says in a high-pitched voice and she realizes this is far from sexy, probably.

"Are you kidding? Have you seen your muscles? Also, I may or may not have a thing for people in uniform…" Meredith says a bit sheepishly, making it obvious that she really really really does...

"I'm not currently deployed," Teddy answers lamely, and then realizes that was lame, and then tries to think of something more substantial to say to Meredith, now.

"It's okay, I can picture you all in an army suit, and the fact that you're not deployed means you're free to be in my kitchen right now, Altman," Meredith hushes Teddy's last name the way Teddy often says, 'Grey,'.

('Okay. I don't think I'm imagining things anymore. Meredith Grey is hitting on me.')

"God, I miss women," Teddy says in a low breath before realizing she's said it.

Fuck.

"Mm, So do I, I have for a long time… Well, you know I'm here and I'm single and you're single…" Meredith insinuates the rest with a simple hand gesture and Teddy thinks she's about to combust internally.

"Okay, Meredith, please be clear with me. Are you actually propositioning me? Right now in your kitchen?" Teddy deadpans so she knows whether or not Meredith is actually being serious.

"Oh yes, I certainly am, Doctor Altman," Meredith smirks at the use of the word 'doctor,' in a purely non-medical way, as if she knows that the imagery of them 'playing doctor,' will further weaken Teddy's paper thing-now resolve.

Teddy is breathing heavily now, and her breaths are more ragged, and she's staring at Meredith as she stirs up the remaining ingredients and the batter is probably long past mixed up but she's got nothing to do with her hands other than stir if she wants to keep them to herself and away from this tempting blonde's skin…

"Are you interested?" Meredith asks bluntly, and Teddy realizes that Meredith is confident because she's probably pretty sure that she's going to say 'yes,'.

"Yes," Teddy says in a breathy moan, and she smirks herself finally when she hears the blonde's breath catch.

"How about a few quickies to go along with those cookies, why not, Teddy?" Meredith muses aloud in a real proposition to Doctor Altman.

"Cookies… & Quickies…" Teddy muses aloud to herself, deciding that those two things sound like a fabulous combination.

"Sounds delicious, doesn't it," Meredith smirks even wider.

"You sure do," Teddy says before she can stop herself.

"Mm, as do you," Meredith catches on and doesn't let her forget it.

"Meredith, I'm warning you, I'm in love with someone else still, right, it would only be sex for us, no strings attached, just as friends," Teddy says, suddenly vulnerable.

"It's okay, I'm in love with someone else still, already. I'm not very subtle about the fact that I just want in your pants right now, and we can be friends with benefits, cookies & quickies and maybe even some ice cream later," Meredith says, also very vulnerable to Teddy.

"Well, if we're on the same page, then," Teddy slides her voice down an octave.

"Put the damn spatula down so you don't drop it when I come over there," Meredith orders.

Teddy places it carefully on the counter.

And Meredith gets up from her sitting position.

And it's not the heat from the pre-heated oven that causes this chain reaction, at all.


***** END OF CHAPTER FIVE


Author's Notes, Part 2:

Did I just! Really? A cliffhanger like THAT?!

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