A: Okay, we are back for my part is the story

M: Its funny, I know what is going to happen, but I am still curiouse to see what's going to happen.

A: And let the scene roll!

*Scene plays*

"Chloe!" Nat said, oh wait, I am on the staircase. Wow, this stuff is really kicking in faster than I thought.

"What are you doing here sweaty?" Nat asked in a polite way, I peaked around the corner to see her holding a pistol behind her back.

"I came to get Adrien, I wanted to see if he wanted a lift to school." Chloe said. Not with you woman. I rather walk to school thank you.

"Adrien left with his...negro friend." Nat sai-REALLY WOMAN!? THE GUYS NAME IS NINO!

"Okay, I will see him at school then. Bye!" Chloe said before Nat closed the door, I don't know what upsets me the most. The fact that I have to school to school now or else Chloe will attack me with text messages, or the fact that Nat just called my best friend a Negro!?

"She's gone." Nat said as she walks toward me. I was going to open my mouth to say something, but I was stopped when a large wavy of happiness just splashed at me. My head body felt like I was in water and my stomach was making that weird feeling I get when I get a blowjob. Oh shit, this stuff is amazing...which is why I shouldn't be going to school, goddammit woman!

"You two are idiots." My father said as he enters the room. He looked a bit pale but he seemed fine.

"Dad!" I shouted. Only to have him raise his index finger to me to be quiet. A second later of silence passed before he opens his mouth to say:

"I am going to ignore the fact that you almost left me bleeding in a car." My father said. "But I am not going to ignore the fact that you're high."

"Not on purpose!" I shouted. "Plagg threw me into the cocaine when I was trying to tranquilize him! Fucker has the strength of an ape!"

"Well I suggest you skip school then till this goes away."

"I can't, your assistance told Chloe I was already there! WITH MY NEGRO FRIEND!" I shouted.

"I panicked!" Nat shouted.

"Classmate, best friend, DJ, even black friend! THE WORD NEGRO WAS SO FUCKING STUPID OF YOU!" I shouted.

"Eat me." Nat muttered.

"I WILL SKULL FUCK YOU!" I shouted.

"ADRIEN!" My father shouted at me. Making me turn my attention to him. "Can you go to school like this!?"

"Depends..." I said.

"What do you mean?"

"What does the black llama do?" I asked, making my father's eyes widen in fear. Which is weird, it didn't seem to faze me like it normally does.

"Okay, I have a plan!" My father started. "You go for one class, play it cool then come home afterward. I will inform your teacher of a modeling gig."

"Oh my god, can I have some ceviche! I am so craving it, and do you think I would look cute with brown or black hair?" I asked.

"I swear if you dye one of your blonde locks a different color, I will cut off your fingers." My father growled.

"BLOW ME!" I shouted. I can hear my father just sighing in annoyance at my words.

"What is his obsession and getting blown?" Nat asked.

"He made a promise to my wife that he will save his virginity until marriage. So the closest thing he can do is blowjobs." My father responded.

"Oh, Marinette! I want to fuck you till you have little blonde clones of us!" I said. Oh, I can see Marinette and I in the future being all lovely dopy in our blue house by the ocean! Wait, I should get her flowers! I pulled out my phone and texted one of my father's contact. This is going to be so cute!

"Are you SURE you want to take the chance of him going to school?" Nat asked.

"Adrien get up from the stairs, change your clothes, call Nino and go to school!" My dad barked at me.

"Roger." I muttered as I got to my feet. I don't know how, but somehow I blacked out at that moment and woke up in front of the school with Nino next to me. I am not joking, I really don't remember how I got there, Nat says that's a side effect though.

"Holy shit!" I shouted as I scan the area. "How did I get here?"

"You drove your dad's car." Nino said...oh fuck. My dad is going to kill me later on today. But fuck it, as long as I didn't hurt anyone I am good.

"So..." Nino started as we walked towards the school. "On a scale of 1 to 10, how high would you say you were?"

"There's a scale?" I asked.

"10." Nino said. It's so hard to play it safe right now, I mean. In batshit crazy perverted me way basically. Ugh, this is so hard, I want a fucking cupcake filled with mint frosting right now!

"ADRIE-KINS!" Chloe shouted, fuck me!

"Hi..." I spoke, wow, I was super out of it at this point! I know this because he voice didn't annoy me in the slightest way possible. In fact, I felt giggly! When she jumped into my arms, I was smiling ear to ear and giggling. Her yellow jacket is soft, why haven't I notice this! Nino, on the other hand, grabs me from her grip and said:

"Hey Chloe, Adrien is...on some new allergies medicine for his feather allergy. So we are going to sit at the top."

"Pfft, whatever!" She said before taking my hand and escorting me into class. Oh dear god, I cannot handle this. And I want a blowjob so badly right now, like, in fact where is Sabrina? Yes, the little red-haired girl is freaky, if you don't believe me...well ask almost every guy in the class. When we entered the classroom, Marinette held...a pair of green roses? The fuck? Who the fuck gave her green roses!? Oh wait, that was me!

"Ugh, the color of snot!" Chloe growled. Oh if I didn't have hardcore mad feelings for Marinette, I would so date Chloe then fucked every bitch I knew and constantly send pictures to her just to hurt her...is that mean? It possibly was. But I would not fuck EVERY girl I knew...maybe a five-way, but that's about it. And if you wonder who makes my four, here it is:

1. Marinette

2. Alix, I think the tomboy look is cute

3. Alya , I would ONLY hit that if I got 100% persimmon from Nino...or and if, god forbid, he were to die.

4. This might shock you, Sabrina. Oh yea, I would fuck her till she was brain dead. The nerdy look is a fetish of mine...which might explain Marinette...

*Scene stops*

M: Wait a minute! Nerd fetish?! Me!? Is this because I am half Asian?

A: Is it wrong to say yes?

M: *Slaps Adrien across the face before playing the scene again*

*Scene continues*

Oh my god, a five-way with those girls would be a dream come true. And I would love to have an open marriage, the problem, I believe in being fateful and also I would possibly kill any man that was to stick anything in my Mari. So, let's get rid of that idea and never speak of it. Then again, I wonder what Alya would if I gave her enough money to Marinette to convince her of at least a three-way...then I would have to include Nino...fuck it! Throw him in there, the more chocolate the more fun! Oh my god, I don't know if that's the cocaine or me speaking. I should talk to Nino later about that idea though. Oh, the teacher is coming in! Nino escorts me to the top row in the back. I guessing he didn't want anyone to see me do something weird. As the teacher talked, I pulled out my phone and switch the ID to Chat Noir's ID. What? You don't have an app on your phone to let you do that? You should get it, its so much fun! Typing away, I see Marinette's head turns to her pocket, she got my message!

CN: Did you get my flowers?

M: Yes, they are adorable! Thank you very much.

CN: Just wanted to make my Bug-A-Boo's day. I know it must be tough to be in class with those two.

M: It is, but I am fine. What are you doing?

CN: Listening to a lecture and thinking of you and last night

M: Forget about last night already

CN: Y thou? You were amazing! And you look so cute today.

M: Are you watching me?

CN: I saw you this morning, calm down! Can't I say how much you make my heart beat!

M: Please, it's not your heart beating.

CN: See, that is why we are perfect for each other.

M: Ur probably the size of my pinky

CN: That is an insult to my manhood!

M: Saying something like that makes me think its smaller

CN: I'll have you know my size will rock your world. I am bigger than a TV remote.

M: Prove it.

Ooooh! Challenge accepted! I look through some pictures on my phone...hm. What photo do I have that doesn't have a girl in it. Oh, found one, and it had a remote in it! Sending the pictures, I looked over to Marinette and saw that she panicked. Oh crap, babe doesn't lose your shit...okay! Alya talking to her, she's calming down! We are good. I put my phone away and basically just let the drug do its work. Two classes, I blacked out, so...five minutes past. It was funny as shit!When lunch hit, Nino drags my ass to the bathroom in the back of the school that barely anyone knows 's about. Once inside, he pushes me up against the wall with a WHAT THE FUCK look on his face.

"What?" I asked.

"Why are you sending dick pics to Mari!?" He asked. Did Alya tell him, or did he see my text.

"She wanted me to show her, so I did." I said with a chuckle.

"You are nasty bro." He growled. "Now come on, let me grab my shit so I can take home."

"While you're at it, bring Sabrina over here. I can so go for a BJ right now."

"Dude! What happened to Marinette?"

"What happened to Alya when you fucked Rose?" I growled, making him shut up in his place. "That's what I thought. Look, we're not dating yet! In fact, she doesn't even notice my feelings, let alone my beating bleeding heart for her! But, by the time I have her say I am her boyfriend, is the very second I will stop this. But until then, I want a mouth to suck my dick!"

"You are a very vulgar person." Nino muttered, and just on cue, Sabrina comes into the bathroom with a boy giggling and feeling her up. Wow, slut works fast. Oh, I am sorry, Sabrina is not a slut, she is very accepting of her sexual urges. She is not a slut! The word slut is a horrible term for words in this world. I believe women should have as many sex partners as men. Yes, I am a bit of a feminist, blow me!

"Hey Bree!" I said with a smirk. "Watcha doing?"

"About to jump on this D!" The big guy shouted, my god he looked like Kim and has less of a brain.

"Where's Chloe?" Nino asked.

"She's with her dad outside of school for something." Sabrina said. "This is Matt, her lover."

"Lover!?" "I shouted. "Were dating!"

"Yea, but she couldn't wait for marriage." Sabrina giggled as the guy looked over at me with scared eyes.

"This is..." The guy started.

"I suggest you walk out of this bathroom before I break your arms." I growled.

"Dude go." Nino said. In a flash, Matt disappeared, leaving Sabrina with the two of us. Crossing her arms, she glared daggers at us.

"Ugh, thank a lot!" Sabrina growled.

"I thought Chloe liked me?" I asked.

"She does, and your inheritance." Sabrina muttered, she was pissed. "That was my lunch by the way!"

"Explain to me what Chloe is doing with her dad." I growled. "And why the fuck is she fucking Matt when we are dating!?"

"She says since your not taking her seriously, she was just going to get dick some other place." Sabrina...OH THAT BITCH!

"Bitch..." I muttered.

"How is the view from that glass room, huh?" Nino asked.

"ROSE!" I shouted back at him. But sadly he was right, oh my god! I mean, I have been in relationships in the past, and I never once cheated on my girlfriends. It was after we broke up is when I hooked up with random girls, but this is just plain hurtful...that I was going to do...oh shit! Wait a minute, our relationship isn't even real! But I should treat it like one. Fuck me...

"Oh my shit." I said. "Nino take me home, I want to go home and rethink my life choices."

"I think it's a little too late for that." Nino said, making snap and shout:

"NINO!"

"Okay, let me grab my things!" Nino said as he walks towards the door. Sabrina glared at me as she puts her hands on her hips. Oh dear, I did just cock-blocked her. In haste, I grabbed her by the hips and kissed her lips. Shoving my tongue into her mouth. Her cheeks redden to that of an apple. Didn't take long for her to cum after that. She's quick, don't know why. Letting her go, I proceeded to go to my class, only to stop mid-way when I saw Chloe heading into the room. I will be damned if I was alone in the room with her. Turning my body around, I bumped into Marinette. Making her fall to the ground.

"Mari!" I shouted as I helped her to her feet. The blue haired girl just rolled her eyes and ignored me. Okay, this little mean girl act is starting to piss me off, and I will be damned if another Chloe is created in this school! She tries to walk away from in a hissy fit, I grabbed her by her arm and yanked her to the wall. Looking up at me, she opens her mouth to shout:

"How dare you!?"

"How dare I! Stop being a bitch and talk to me!"

"There is nothing to say to you!" She shouted. "I can't even look at you!"

"Yet I am pretty sure you stare at me when I am not looking."

"What?"

"Oh, and let's not forget the millions of pictures of me in your bedroom!" I shouted, making her gasp with widen eyes. "Drop the mean bitch act, or I swear I will give you a reason to be one."

"When were you in my house!?" She asked me...oh shit. I just blew my covered. And I knew this, because she gasps and points to me before saying:

"CHAT!? CHAT NOIR!?" She screamed. Oh shit, I fucked up! Okay, in haste, I grabbed her mouth with my left and hand used my right to drag her to the back bathroom...without anyone seeing us of course. Once inside, I locked the door and looked at her.

"Calm down!"

"You just dragged me into the fucking bathroom! I am sort of worried right now!?"

"That's what this place is called?"

"Why do you think people rarely come in here?"

"I thought...never mind! Marinette I am so sorry I lied to you! But...but it was best you never figured it out."

"But it was okay to keep me on your payroll! Typical rich people bullshit! You always enjoy making us feel lower than shit!" Marinette growled. Oh my god, was she...no! Don't get mad, don't show her your pissed side. I took a breath of air, calming my body so I don't snap at her.

"Mari..." I started. "You need to listen to me and understand."

"No, what you need to understand is that I never want to see you again!" She shouted at me loud this time, I even felt some spit hit my cheek. My left eye begins to twitch violently, my knuckle started to crack in annoyance and I could feel the vein on my next twitch! Deep breathe! Deep breathe!

"And another thing..." She started. "I hope you and Chloe are happy together, because pieces of shits the both of you deserve one another!"

My heart...ugh...it hurts! Oh no... I am having a heart attack...Oh god...I can't feel my face...

"Adrien?" Marinette asked. Her voice sounds like an echo in the back of my head! So this is what heartbreak feels like! I deserve it for lying...oh god...it feels like someone is stabbing me repeatedly...

"Adrien!?" Marinette shouted again. But this time I barely heard her...oh god...everything around is starting to feel hot...my vision was becoming blurry to the point it started to flash black and color again. My heart is dead...I can't go on it seems...The world...its black now...

"ADRIEN!?"

Wait...was that my dad?

Opening my eyes, I was staring at the white colored ceil that was my house. Turning my head to the side, I saw Tikki and my dad hovering over me. Tikki had a defibrillator in hand and was about to shock me.

"CLEAR!" She shouted before giving me a quick shock. And let me tell you, I nearly shit my pants. The feeling that went up my spine was unbearably horrible! When she removed the device from my chest, I proceeded to slap her across the face. Making her fall back to the floor.

"JESUS TIKKI, WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING SHIT FUCK!?" I shouted as I scan the area. Nino, Nat and Nooroo were watching in the kitchen with drinks in hands. Ha, they all have N names.

"Ngh..." Tikki moaned, of shit, I didn't mean to knock her out cold! I swear! Oh wait, she's fine! She standing up right now.

"That hurt!" She growled at me.

"Why are you shocking me?" I asked. "Wait, wasn't I in school?"

"Funny thing!" Nino started when he came walking towards the couch. He hands me a cup of what I think was a cocktail and took a seat next to me. "Sabrina and I went back to the classroom, then Chloe came in and started to chit-chat. She then got into an argument with Marinette. So Sabrina stayed behind, the argument was funny though."

"What happened to me?" I asked.

"Right, so I go back to the bathroom and find you on the ground twitching, foaming at the mouth, and having some weird fucked up thing up knuckles are doing and other things. I dragged you to the car, drove you here and apparently you were ODing because your heart stopped from the black llama." Nino explained.

"Wait, quick question? Why didn't you take me to the hospital?" I asked.

"I didn't know the way." He responded.

"Well, at least I am not dead." I said before looking down to see that I was shirtless. I was too annoyed at this point to stand up and grab a shirt. "Weird, so I didn't have a run in with Marinette?"

"Not that I know of, Alya said she was with her the whole time." Nino said.

"Oh shit..." I muttered.

"That's a side of effect of the drug." Nat said as she walks towards us. "You see, the black llama goes through three stages. The first is joy and happiness, making the user feel like he is on top of the world. The second stage is exotic, making you feel horny and what not. Then the third stage is regret, followed by death. If Nino didn't bring you here and we didn't Plagg stomach pumped, you'd both be dead."

"Oh shit Plagg!?" I shouted.

"He's alive..." My father said. "For now."

"Yea, but he still has some of the drugs in his system, so we're going to need to keep a close eye on him." Nat said.

"Oh my god..." I muttered before standing up from my seat. Pressing the cup to my lips, I spit out the shitty drink Nino handed me.

"Ugh, this taste like shit! Nooroo your better than this!" I shouted.

"Sorry, I was just a little worried, you know with you, Gabriel and even Plagg almost DYING today." Nooroo said in happy but yet angry voice. Got Nooroo is scary.

"THAT'S EVERY SATURDAY!" I shouted back. "Ugh, I need something stronger, something that will make me suck your dick!"

"Ew." Nat muttered.

"Oh my god, did someone forget our little talk from this morning. Because if that's the case, I have a baton upstairs that needs to be rammed up something!" I shouted.

"On purpose, yes." Nat responded, that stupid bitch! Again, don't know why I get upset at her, I just do.

"BITCH!" I shouted.

"Adrien, calm down!" Nino shouted at me.

"I am not calm! There is literally POUNDS of cocaine in my house that nearly killed me today like Plagg's mother after she gave birth to him! I have Nat to deal with, and oh yea, I AM STILL DATING CHLOE! AND THAT CHEATING CUNT IS FUCKING SOMEONE ELSE WHEN WERE SUPPOSE TO BE DATING!"

"He has lungs of iron and steel." Nat muttered.

"Lets not forget the constant threat of all of us dying at some point! Do you realize how deep WE ARE ALL IN!! That includes you Nino! You are officially part of our weird, cocaine storing, orgy throwing, sex-crazed family!"

"And a long throat that has no end point." Nooroo said.

"Was that a gay joke?" I ask.

"By asking you confirm my suspicions." Nooroo muttered.

"Look, if I ever got bi-curious and decided to hook up with a guy in a moment of, I don't, hammered baked, it would be a black guy." I said, it was then all heads turn to Nino.

"Is that why you're his friend?" My father asked.

"Is it wrong to say yes?" I asked. I mean...Nino's cute...and...oh god! Am I bisexual? No! I love my Mari...wait...oh my fuck.

"Nino?" Tikki asked.

"I am used to him by now."

"Can we get back to the problem!" I shouted. "That drug made me OD! What is it doing on Paris grounds and why did the mayor buy it!?"

"These are questions I like to know too, but we are in a corner Adrien." My father said. "Right now, I want you to play it safe until we can prove the mayor is behind all this."

"The more time we waste, the more power we loss to destroy him." I shouted at my father. "The shit in the basement is the key! So I suggest our three stooges get down there and find a fucking clue before I burn this goddam house to the ground with ALL of you in it! Then when I get my inheritance, I will build an even bigger house, trap that fat son of a bitch in it and burn it again! Allowing your spirits to be one with that fat piece of shit in the next life!"

"Why not burn the hotel down?" Nino asked.

"BETTER IDEA!" I shouted.

"Did I just give a psychopath the idea to commit arson?" Nino asked my father.

"Yes." He responded before looking over to me. His blue eyes literally were throwing swords on each corner end of my soul, sending fear down my spine. Reaching out to my face, his hand firmly but gently grips my chin so that I will look at him. "I don't care what you say to them, but if you ever threaten or order me in that manner again, I will lock you in this house with no food or water. I will trap you by putting eight-inch pounds of cement on all the possible exits. Then I will leave you with a gun with only one bullet. And I will make sure you use that bullet to take your life. Are we clear?"

"Yes father." I said like a tiny bug on the ground begging not to be killed by a giant. You ever had that moment when you feel like shitting your pants because your butthole is squeezing your inner walls so tightly, making the solid go nowhere else but forward? Yea, that's me right now! You people think I am messed up in the head?! Look at my dad, he is a whole new level, and he doesn't even have to scream. He lets go of my face, turning his body around, he looks over his shoulder to say one last thing:

"By the way, the doctor wants me to get some rest, so you will have to watch the club tonight. An Aluminum has called and is having a party. Call Ladybug or something to help with the show." My father said. I nod my head at his words. Oh my god...Once he was gone from the area, Nooroo, Nat, Nino and Tikki laughing at me. In anger, my hand squeezing the glass with all my strength. Breaking the thing and cutting my hand in the process. Their laughter ended and blood begins to stain the carpet. Looking over my shoulder, I open my mouth and said:

"Do as I say and find a fucking clue. This is not a joke anymore!" I growled. I was going to take that fat piece of shit down! I don't care what my father said, he will pay for what he did to me! What he did to my father! And most of all, what he did to my mother!

ALICE AGRESTE WILL BE FUCKING AVENGE IF THE LAST FUCKING THING I DO!

*Scene fades to black...*

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M:...

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M: Um...well I think that's it!

A: Oh...OH YEA! See you guys in the next chapter!


Kikkie: I am on a roll! Out of Adrien and Marinette POV, I am so in love with Adrien's right now. But I will stick with Marinette...might be getting an Adrien chapter soon. I love these chapters XD