"I knew I shouldn't have gone to Mexico." You sighed.
You were only supposed to be visiting for a few days before heading back to the U.S, but in no way expected to get abducted by a cat (and a rather stupid one as well).
"HEHEHEH..." the cat grinned, stroking your (hair color) fur. "I been dyin' fer a decent meal out here.."
"EH GRINGO!!" Came a high-pitched, Spanish accented voice.
It was another mouse.
He was tan skinned with a little tuft of black hair, he wore a white shirt with shorts, an enormous yellow sombrero, and a little red scarf around his neck.
"—You'd better drop this bonita Señora/guapo Señor RAPIDO, or I'll go up your NARIZ, ¡ESE!" The little mouse exclaimed in partially Spanish.
"An' why should a strong cat like me listen to a weak lil' SQUIRT like you?" The cat asked him in his somewhat dopey voice.
"¡ARRIBA! ¡ARRIBA! ¡ANDALÉ! ¡ANDALÉ! ¡EPA! YEEEEHAAAAAW!!" The mouse wildly exclaimed, running over to the cat at the speed of sound.
Within less than a few seconds you were completely safe...but the cat who had picked you up had been shaved, every hair plucked clean off.
"I'll NEVA WOIK on dis side of da' border!" The cat exclaimed then ran off, completely bald.
"Thank you so much—" you started to say. "Wwait, who are you?"
"No need for gracías, Señora/Señor de las Estados Unidos!" The mouse replied. "Yo soy Speedy Gonzales, the fastest mouse in all México! Say, if you're not busy this evening, I know a great cantina we could hit up, you want to come?"
"...sí..." you replied, feeling very attracted to the little mouse that saved your life.
End.
