"Where is my dad? I would like to talk to him?" I asked Tikki over the phone. I was currently over at Nino's house looking for his flash drive, so far no luck.
"He's…busy." Nat responded. Why was she moaning?
"Well, I will be home in an hour, see you then." I said before hanging up my phone. I then put the device in my pocket before looking at Nino.
"Where was the last place you remembering seeing it?" I asked as Nino stands from his desk.
"I think my bed, I don't know bro!" Nino shouted. "Dude, that stuff had everything! My songs, my research papers, mixed tapes and even…stuff with Alya."
"You put blowjob videos of Alya on a flash drive you take to school?" I asked.
"We did it in the production room." Nino said…my man everyone.
"Not to sound mean, but if someone finds it, that's your fault." I said. I mean...I help run an illegal night club and no one knows's about it.
"Dude, I am panicking right now!" Nino shouted. "I need to find that thing."
"Nino we searched the area in and out. I think it's in the school. For your sake, and Alya's, I hope someone put it in lost and found." I said, making him look at the ground and nod his head. Something was off, I mean, Nino is always the one smiling. He always had a happy go lucky attitude. Walking over to him, I pushed him down on his bed then took a seat next to him.
"Are you okay?" I asked.
"Uh…" Nino muttered. "Dude, can you keep a secret?"
"Yea." I said.
"Alya…. Someone is following her." Nino said. I know my heart skipped a beat because I just felt a cold breeze past through me. "She came to my house crying one day, with a picture in her hand of a girl in bondage. On the back, it said UR NEXT. Then a DVD of her being followed. The person even went to her house and took her underwear. It was creepy."
"What did she do about it?" I asked.
"Well, she refuses to go home alone. She convinced her mom to change the locks and called the police. The problem though is that the police refuse to do anything because there is not enough proof. Her father on the other hand just gave her a gun."
"Really?" I asked. I am not shocked though, Alya's dad is very protective of his kids. He threatens to throw me into a cage full of meat eaters once because I wouldn't stop touching her. When in reality I was fixing her hair because it annoyed me. But this letter though, that made me worry a bit. And, if she has one, dis Marinette get one?
"Yea, now I am worried. Her parents are working late tonight, so it will be just her and her siblings." Nino said.
"Then be a boyfriend and spend the night with her. You know, be a man." I said in a mocking tone of voice...
"This is Alya, a feminist who can blow a dick the size of an elephant." Nino said. He wasn't lying, Alya was a bit of a hardcore feminist, but from the things I heard from Nino, I am shocked she even talks sometimes. "She doesn't me there."
"I can't believe I am going to say this…" I said. "But just go in there and demand to protect her."
"And if she shoots me?" Nino asked.
"As long as your dick and face remain, you are fine." I said, making Nino sigh in shame. I couldn't help but chuckle at his reactions. After searching a bit, I say my goodbyes to Nino and his family before heading home. Once there, I heard…moaning. Were Tikki and Plagg having sex? They do it when I am not home. Eh, their adults. Walking into my father's office, I see the old man examining his face in a mirror."
"Another wrinkle?" I asked.
"Spoiler alert, this will be you in about 30 years." My father said as he fixes himself. I turned my body and left the room, I needed to figure out who was following Alya and why. I don't know why, but I had a strange feeling it had something to do with the mayor. When I entered the living room, I saw Nooroo and Tikki drinking and talking, but Plagg was nowhere in sight.
"Where's Plagg?" I asked.
"Here!" Plagg said as he enters the room with a…bag of cocaine!? Turning my head to the two, I give them a WTF look.
"We don't know how he gets it!" Tikki shouted. "I hid half in a vault and the other half in the guest room vault!"
"Why would you say the other's location?" I asked.
"Ops." Tikki said. I then turn to Plagg and shouted:
"Stop eating the cocaine!" I shouted.
"Make me!" Plagg said. In anger, I grabbed a bottle near me and broke it before pointing the broken end at Plagg. The black haired male drops the bag the second my father and Nat came walking in the area.
"Oh my god, not again!" Nat muttered.
"Shut up!" I shouted. "Someone get me sleeping darts before Plagg ends up on a carton of milk."
"I got it." Nat said before shooting possible ten darts into Plagg. The male falls down to the ground with a loud thump sound. I couldn't help but to laugh and say:
"That cannot be safe!" I shouted with glee. A second later I got a slap on the head by my dad. Nat just adjust her glasses before saying:
"I have good news for you Adrien." Nat started. "Those teens you found are going to be going soon. They found the man responsible for them being shipped here. But they don't remember that much."
"Then lets head over to the police station and find out what they are hiding." I said.
"Certainly, Nooroo, could you- I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!"
Nooroo shouted before stripping his clothes off and running out the area. My father and I looked wide-eyed at the naked man with purple hair. Nat just cringes at the sight of purple balls running out the room.
"So Nooroo is a man." I said. "Wow..."
"Yea..." My father responded in a bit of shocked voice himself. All these years of guessing, I finally found out Nooroo's gender.
"Nat..." My father started as he adjusts his suit. "Take Adrien to the police station to talk to the kids."
"Uh..." Nat said, I looked over at her see she looked distressed and confused. That's the first I have seen of her do this, I wonder why she is doing this?
"Is there a problem?" My father asked.
"No, we will go!" She said before turning around. I followed close behind as we walked to the garage where Gorilla was waiting. Once inside the car, I kept watching Nat scrap her nails against her blue pants in a nervous fit. Was Nat a criminal? Oh my gosh, that would explain why my dad hired her and how she is a good shot. I would laugh my ass off if I found out she had a bounty on her. Once we were in front of the station, I opened her door and motion her to get out.
"What?" She asked.
"Aren't you coming?" I asked.
"Uh...sure!" She said before climbing out. Again, I am so loving this scared Nat. I should bring her to the station more often. Once inside, her eyes widen as we sneak passed the busy people to get to the area where the kids were. They were all in the back talking and drinking coffee.
"Ill stand lookout." Nat tells me. I nod my head before entering the room Once inside, the boy I talked to that night saw me and gasped:
"Your..." He spoke. I reverted to English when I was around him.
"Glad to see you okay." I said, my god, my English sucks!
"Thank you!" He said. "Where is your mask?"
"It gone, no need here." I said. "Might I ask questions?"
"Ask away." He said with a smile.
"Do you know who did this?" I asked. "Who took you?"
"I was..." He started. "I was at school helping with a theater play. And after the play, I stayed to eat with my classmates. I then woke up in chains, in a truck, in my underwear."
"So you not know who did this?" I asked. "No memory of anyone?"
"I remember them saying something in...french." The boy said. "They said it constantly to the point I was annoyed at once."
"What did they say?" I asked.
"Il garde les fichiers dans son bureau! Regardez dans son bureau, trouvez la putain de liste afin que nous puissions avoir les français et faire le commerce! Le bureau des maires vous bêlez!" The kid said, his French sucked...but I knew what he was saying. Oh shit, were in big trouble! Biting my bottom lip, I looked to the side of the room before looking back at him.
"You will be safe." I said before kissing him on the head. "Thank you!"
"No! Thank you!" The kid said with a weak smile. I couldn't help but hug him. I hope he gets home, I hope his parents find him and I hope this will not happen again. I need to find the mayor, I need to stop him! This is getting too big for just me! Standing up to my feet, I made my way out the room, but I did not see Nat anywhere. I hope she didn't ditch me here, if so I might be putting a little bit of black llama in her food tonight.
"Where the fuck have you been!?" A voice shouted on my left, it echoed a bit so it wasn't close.
"Let me go!" A voi...Nat? What is she doing!?
"COME BACK HERE!" The voice shouted at her. Oh no, he sounds adjudicated! With a quick step in my heel, I ran over to the voice to see Nat on the floor struggling with some guy over her. In haste, I ran over and kicked the guy in the face, causing Nat to gasp as I helped her to her feet.
"Adrien no!" She shouted.
"What!?"
"He's a cop!" She shouted...oh shit! I turned from her to him to see getting to his feet.
"The fuck?" He asked. "You have a kid?"
"Uh..." Nat was lost for words. And I am an idiot who said:
"Yea, what were you doing to my mom!?" I shouted, making her slap my shoulder. The man stares at her in shock.
"You! Kid! Ha!" The man shouted, making Nat tear up. He falls to the ground laughing at her before standing up to say: "That broken pussy of yours couldn't even squirt, let alone spit out a kid!"
"Shut up!" Nat shouted.
"Oh my god, a kid! That's funny!" He shouted at her, what did he mean?
"I can't believe I ever fell for you." Nat muttered under her breath.
"You know you still love me." He said.
"No, I don't!" Nat growled. The guy looks over at me and said:
"She loves me! But she won't admit it." He said, ugh! I can tell he made a mistake when he dumped her...or she dumped him.
"No I don't..." Nat growled.
"Stop lying to yourself. I still love you." He said. "In a boring housewife way, which I am totally cool with if you come back with me."
"Oh my god, I am so glad I am separated from you!" He shouted. "I know what you do, you work for that faggot Agreste in his mansion! What do you do, help with his collection of dildo's?"
"Shockingly his not wrong..." I muttered. I mean, my dad is 100% straight, but the dildo thing, yea she helps organize them. His laughter soon died before he clears his throat to say:
"I want my money and I want it by the end of the month Nat, I am not playing anymore!" He shouted at her. "And I also want you home, this running around shit is boring! I need my clothes to be clean this instant!"
"What money?" I asked, ignoring the last part.
"Child support." She growled.
"You have a kid!?" I asked.
"Adopted." She muttered. "And it's his from his previous relationship."
"She can't have a kid! That pussy is broken! And last I checked, you sign the papers!" He shouted.
"That type of language is not needed in front of the kid in the room!" Nat shouted, but the man didn't seem to care.
"You know, I can have you be taken to prison for abandoning my daughter. Remember what the judge said?"
"Oh, your drinking buddy who didn't even bother to look at the pictures of my black eye! My broken wrist and the way you got me fired from my job that I loved by the way!"
"You examined drugs." He said.
"It was a good paying job, with great people and flexible hours!" Nat shouted.
"Look, I don't give a flying fuck! So either give me my money, come home and stop being a smart ass cunt, or prepare to go to jail! Your choice you rugged-ling as bitch!" He shouted at her. I can see why she is so used to my cursing. Honestly, if I ever married a man like this...well his body would go missing. Looking over at his desk, I saw his name tag on the edge of his desk.
"Leo Dantrix?" I asked. What an interesting name.
"Look, I got to meet some girl about being stalked. Get out and pay your bills!" He shouted at us. I rolled my eyes before leaving the room, Nat walking behind me. We made our way to the back where the co-ed bathroom was. Once inside, Nat walks over to the sink and begins to clean her face off of runny eyeliner and smudge makeup.
"So, what was that about?" I asked.
"None of your business." She growled at me.
"Business, your in ties with a cop. Did you forget who you worked for!? You know we have drugs in our house, right?" I asked.
"You know were in a bathroom stall in a police station?" She asked me. I looked down to see if anyone was here. To my luck, there was no one here.
"You wouldn't understand what I am going through." She growled at me. "So just keep your mouth shut and let me do my job."
"If your an informer of the police, I will personally see to it my dad makes you his bottom bear bitch." I growled. A second later I heard a lot clink sound. Both hands on the stall, she sighs before saying:
"You two are no different honestly." Nat said to me.
"How dare you compare me to that filthy." I growled. "He's not half the man I am."
"You're a boy." Nat muttered.
"Oh whatever." I muttered. My eyes widen as she looks over at me with angry eyes...I think I might have gone too far.
"Just like everyone else." She muttered.
"Excuse me?" I asked. "Remember who you work for!"
"Your father, not you." Nat growled at me.
"I'll make sure to change that when we get home." I said.
"No, because if you do I quit." Nat growled at me. It was somewhat funny she thought I cared...which I did. Fuck!
"Ugh, drop the quitting act. Tikki does it every week." I told her as I head towards the door.
"Boys like you turn into men like him!" She growled at me. Making me stop in my tracks to look at her. Why did she say that? And who was she comparing me too?
"What?" I asked.
"You heard me. Boys like you, who aren't taught to respect people but use them. Boys who are taught that they can have everything in this world since they have money! Boys like you have the world at their fingertips since they can crawl. Boys who think they don't have to answer to societies rules because they believe they are above it. You and him are no different!"
"Bit your tongue and swallow it..." I growled as tears formed in my eyes. Why were tears forming in my eyes? Was she right? No...she couldn't be.
"Marinette will never love you. It's so sad because she does love you, she's the reason you were able to go back to school after that book incident. She is responsible for making you smile! And you manipulate her under a mask, knowing it is wrong! You say its to protect her, but really what are you protecting her from?" She growled at me...I never thought of it that way. Mari...
"Don't you don't you dare bring her into this conversation!" I shouted. This made Nat chuckle at my words.
"You know what is sad about you, I know you have a good heart. I know your broken inside and you just want justice for Alice...but your so stupid! You will never learn your lesson and you will continue on this horrible track! That's why Marinette will never love you. She's not an idiot, she will figure it out. And if she's lucky, unlike me, she will run away when she has a chance."
"I...you...she..." I was stuttering at this point. She was rightofOh god she was right. I am crazy, I did hate my life and I have been manipulating Marinette like she is a toy. Tears begin to flow down the side of my eyes as my nose begins to stuff up. I am a horrible person. All these years, this stupid war, this getting back...this everything. Where has it gotten me? Only further down into the Mayor's shit bag. Oh god, I just...I don't want to lose her. She the only thing in this world that makes me happy.
"Are...are you crying?" Nat asked me as I tried to look away from her. My eyes move to the ground, trying to hide my shame.
"Your right..." I moaned. "I am a horrible person."
"Oh no." Nat said. I can feel her arms wrap around my head as she held me close.
"I just...I just want justice for my mom. I just don't want another person to suffer like her or those kids inside that room!" I cried.
"I understand, but you shouldn't hurt the ones who are trying to help you." Nat said. Her soft hand presses against the bottom of my chin. Making me look up at her smiling appearance. "Adrien we all love you deeply and we just want you to be happy."
"I want to be happy too... I just want to fall in love with my life and be free. (RWBY song lyrics!) " I cried. Walking out of her impress, I covered my eyes in shame as the images of my mother appear in my head. "I just...I can't..."
"Look at me." Nat said, when I opened my eyes, I saw she was on one knee in front of me when she said this. "Days will pass, and your sorrow will grow till it conquers you. You can't hold on to the past, you have to break free from it. You can't let the past hold you down, you have to break free. (Another RWBY song lyric...been listening to RWBY a lot lately...) "
"But..." I was lost for words. No seriously, Nat was speaking some wisdom here!
"Inside you broken into little pieces, but time will fix that if you let it.(RWBY SONG LYRIC)" Nat said. "Trust me. Wounds leave scares, but they heal and eventually the pain with them fades away."
"But what if she gets upset with me?" I moaned. "I want her in my life."
"I can't believe I am going to say this..." Nat muttered. "She will be furious with you, possibly to the point she will kill. But, if her feelings for you are true, what you do is let her have her anger moment."
"Anger moment?" I asked.
"Anger moment, its when a female loses her shit on her man. Then, calms us down to the point we will listen." Nat said. "My ex-did it a lot on me."
"I see." I said as I wipe my tears away, it then hits me: "What about you?"
"I'll be fine." She told me. For the first time...well not the first. But I notice she was calm and happy. I also felt bad for her, that man is an asshole! "Come on, we need to talk to your dad, and check up on Nooroo." She said. I nod my head at her before following her out the door.
*Scene pauses, Adrien walks in front of it*
A: Marinette is not here right now, so we are going to skip to Saturday for me. Don't tell bug-a-boo.
*Fast forwards some scenes to Saturday*
"ADRIEN!"
My father shouted at me as he bangs his fist on the door. But my ears ignored his screams and shouts as I stared up at the darkness that was my room.
"I don't want to live in a world where my blue haired angel hates my guts." I moaned. I could hear my father cursing at whoever was on the other side of my door. He was pissed, but I didn't care. My Mari hates me and there is no god and no hope and I just wanted to curl up into a ball and die.
"Adrien if you don't open this door in the next five seconds, I will break it down!" My father growled. I just turned my body to the side before hearing the sounds of kicking. It took a while, but my father finally kicked my door down and turned the lights on. I would not be shocked, he was strong for his age. Walking over to me, he takes a seat next to me on the side of my bed and said:
"We need to talk." He said in a calm manner.
"What?" I asked.
"Nat has informed me that you brought three men home and stuck them in the basement." He said.
"Yea."
"She also informed me that you told Marinette who you were!" My father shouted, he was pissed.
"And?" I asked. A second later I received a slap on the back of my head.
"What on earth were thinking!? She can go to the police! She can reveal everything we worked so hard on!" My father shouted.
"My love hates me." I moaned. My heart literally felt like someone was bitting into it slowly till it was bleeding to the floor.
"You'll get over her." My father said.
"No I won't, Marinette was the type of girl that sticks with you till the end of your days. Now she hates me! She thinks I lied to her to hurt her, but I just wanted to protect her. Now she hates me and refuses to even look at me or even answer my calls."
"Your young, love will come again."
"Says the man who married mom the second he left You're!" I ground.
"It was college, and yes." My father growled at me. "My point is, you should forget about her and stick to your mission, which is bringing the mayor down."
"I can't…" I moaned. I could feel my father intense stare on my back. Like a person poking the pointy end of a knife slowly into your flesh. It was painful! Anyway, he grabs me by the hair, pulling me off my bed, and then throws me to my shower. Once inside, he grabs the shower hoes and sprays me with cold water. I tried to run away, but he held me down by my hair as he sprays cold water on my face. After what felt like a minute but was really 10 seconds, he lets me go.
"UGH!" I shouted at him as I climbed out of my bathtub. "Why!?"
"Because I don't have time for your depressing shit." My father growls at me as he fixes his suit. "Get back to work and get to the bottom of this."
"But Marinette…" I muttered.
"Listen here, boy…" He started. "Marinette is the first of possibly a soon to be missing girl spree if we don't get to the bottom of this. Your love life means nothing right now, so find out what you can. I have a meeting with my advisors."
"Yes dad…" I muttered as I stand up on my feet. Doing as told, I clean myself and get into character. Once that is done, I head downstairs to meet the fabulous morons that kidnapped my Marinette. To my surprise, Tikki set them up nicely. The three were ball gaged to one of our dick chairs, with only the BDSM black straps covering up their bodies. Walking over to the one they called David, I removed his ball gag, making him cough a little before he looks up at me and says:
"Hello, how are you today?" I asked.
"Fuck you…" He growled at me, making me roll my eyes at him.
"Oh dear, where's the remote. You know that chair can vibrate right?" I asked with a smirk on my face. This made his left eye twitch.
"Eat a dick." He growled at me. I turned my head to the side to Tikki's sex torture devices. On the table were three colored remotes. I am guessing she used this to torture them.
"Oh look, the remote!" I said as I picked up the device. Remind me to clean my hands after this.
"NO!" David shouted. "I will talk!"
"Good." I said before through the device down. "Why did you kidnap that girl?"
"The baker girl?" He asked me, I nod my head to his question. "I was paid to do it. She was going to be shipped to Mississippi in America."
"America?" I asked.
"Yea, we were just ordered to take her to the docks. Take some pictures of her and wait for some guys to take her. That's it, fuck I don't even know the girl."
"Who hired you?" I asked.
"A blonde teenage girl around the same age as that girl." He said. Teenage…oh fuck! Don't tell me Chloe is part of this!
"Chloe?" I asked.
"That's the name! She wanted us to ship that blue haired girl. She paid with a man next to her. A big man."
"The mayor…" I muttered.
"And then he gave a list out to other guys." David said. Oh god, there's more of them.
"Do you know how many girls she paid to be kidnapped?" I asked.
"Not just girls." David said. "We had adults on the list, boys, some kindergarteners. She wanted us to spy on these people before kidnapping them."
"Holy shit. Where is that list?" I asked.
"With the chubby man." David said. I then proceeded to walk over to the kitchen, where for the life of me I didn't know why, but the cocaine was still there! Grabbing a pack, I held it in my hand and showed David.
"Black llama?" He asked me.
"So you know about this too?" I asked.
"Yea, that fat man bought a shit ton of it. He was talking about expanding a product or something with that."
"What type of product?" I asked.
"Shit if I know!" David said. "Look, if I knew she was your friend, I would have never touched her! I have been to the Akuma, you're awesome to listen to."
"Well, I am honored to hear that. But I can't let you go for certain reasons." I said before walking towards him with the cocaine in hand. Shoving it in his face, I forced him and his friends to snort it for a while. Don't worry, it didn't kill them, it did put them in a state similar to Plagg though, which made it easy for us, Noor and I, to drag them into his car. Once in the trunk, nice and comfy, I give Nooroo orders to drop their asses in front of the police station. Three guys in BDSM straps outfit high on cocaine is defiantly going to make the news. Once I saw Nooroo leave the driveway, I entered my house to jump right back in bed…if I didn't hear a certain thing.
"Gabriel…"
A light moan. A light moan of delight that sent joy to my heart. Please, oh please let that be what I think it is. Slowly tip-toeing to my father's office, I saw Tikki and Plagg already peaking in on the action. Pushing Tikki a bit to get in a peak, I saw what…you know…I shouldn't have seen it. But I did, I saw my father thrusting into Nat against next to the painting of my mother.
The very next moment I found myself puking my guts out on the floor. Ugh, I know I wanted them to hook up, but I thought I would be seeing some kissing, now how I was conceived!
"Oh my god…" I muttered as I look down to the ground. A second later, my dad swings the doors open with just his shirt on. Nat, just her bra, and panties, I have to say, for someone her age, she had an amazing body.
"Adrien! I am so sorry you found out like this!" Nat shouted at me. Before she could say anything thing else, I put my hand up to her and to stop her from talking. I then released a large amount of liquids from my stomach to the floor. Once empty, I looked at her and gave her a sign to continue.
"I am deeply sorry, I was going to tell you. I swear!" Nat said.
"How…" I asked. I mean, I wasn't mad or anything, I just felt sick.
"Why are you puking?" My father asked me.
"I just saw your saggy balls!"
"Spoiler alert, you in 30 years." My father growled.
"Ugh, don't remind me!" I shouted at him. "So, how did this happen?"
"I felt lonely, Nat was there, and it happened." My father explained in his…short way. He never liked giving long stories.
"How long has this been going on?" I asked.
"About…yesterday." Nat said.
"After you saw your ex-husband?" I asked.
"Uh…" Nat was lost for words as my father looks over at her.
"Ex?" Gabriel asked. "The lawyer?"
"Lawyer?" I asked. "He's a cop!"
"What!?" Gabriel shouted before looking straight at Nat.
"I have to go!" Nat shouted before back into his office to gather her clothes. Once in her pants, I watched her leave the room in a hurry. And once she was gone, my father ordered me into his office. There, I see statues on the ground with book and papers.
"Wow, you two really went at it." I said.
"Best thing since your mother." My father said. I felt like puking again but nothing came out. "What's this about Nat's ex?"
"He is a cop who wants her to give him money for his brat. He also thinks your gay." I said.
"Common stereotype for male fashion designers." My father said as he pulls out his weed collection from his drawer. Putting one in his mouth, he lights the illegal joint. Taking a few puff's, he looks over at me and asks:
"You think she likes me?"
"Well, you did just fuck..." I said.
"No, as in feelings. There are different types of sex Adrien, you know this." My father said.
"I mean yea, but between you two, its either a pity fuck or love fuck." I said. "And your not one to give pity fucks away."
"Sadly your right." My father muttered. Pulling up a chair from the ground, I take a seat in front of his desk.
"How did this hook up happen?" I asked.
"This hook up happened a long time ago, we now just decided to have sex." My father said. "I met Nat at a business intervention. She was there to become the new a drug inspector and something else…. We started to have a talk about our significant other's. I don't know how, but to know someone who suffers from the same pain as you do make you open up. And a couple shots of hard rum as well."
"Ah! So you two have been dating behind my back." I asked. I felt a little insulted at the fact he didn't tell me.
"It doesn't end there." He said in shame. "Nat went there as both a guest and a worker. She was a stripper…well starting out."
"Oh my god…" I chuckled.
"Yea, anyway. Some woman decided to put some sort of drug into my drink. The next thing I remembered was Nat screaming at the woman to not rape me. After hours of screaming, the drug wore off and I found Nat still arguing with this woman in her underwear with stickers on her nipples. Long story short, I offered her a job with me and that's how she came to be."
"Aw, so she protected you from getting raped by a striper." I said. "You know…that's a better love story than Twilight."
"Yes, now tell me about her ex-husband."
"Oh, he's an abusive dick that wants money from her." I said.
"Sounds…sounds like you and I need to pay him a visit."
"Actually, I have an amazing idea." I said. "But first, we need Nat in on it. Are you free tomorrow?"
"At nine." He said.
"Great!"
(Next day)
"I am not wearing that, nor will I do this idiotic plan you formed in that demented head of yours!" Nat growled at me. It was Sunday in the afternoon and my plan was about to take effect.
"Oh come on, your husband is a huge dick! Lets mind fuck him!" I said as I wave the piece of clothing in front of her.
"Nope, I am not doing it. I am above doing it and I refuse to do it!" Nat growled at me.
"He said your V is broken!" I shouted.
"You do realize this is just plain disturbing and creepy of you to think of?" Nat said.
"This man hits you, forces most of your paid-checks to go to him, threatens to throw you in jail, and let's not forget the part where he made you become a stripper after ruining your career as a drug examiner. How is my plan WORSE than half the shit he has done to you. Plus, he constantly threatens to turn you into jail!"
"I am not participating in any creepy sexual play you create." Nat said.
"It's not creepy sex play! Hell, sex isn't even included!" I said.
"Not one ounce of it! Lie!" She growled at me. I cross my arms over my chest and stared at her.
"If you don't do it I will put you on cleaning duty." I growled.
"I have a bodysuit for that." She said.
"Oh come one! Nat please!"
"You are such an annoying dick!" She growled at me.
"I guess, but I am not on Leo's dick level."
"You would be…oh god, you're not." Nat said in shock. To be honest, I was quite hurt she thought of me in that way!
"That's right." I said. "Now, the outfit…"
"Okay! I'll do it." Nat growled. "But on three conditions."
"Fine, name them." I said.
"One: Stop treating me like shit, I deserve respect. Two: You go to thereby for your PTSD. And three: you need to promise me that you will never make me do this again."
"I can only accept two of those request." I said.
"I can do without the first one then." She said. Ugh, she is smart.
"Fine, I will do all three. Now, get dressed and let's get this mind fucking business. I wanna see that man crawl when we are done with him!"
"You're so weird." Nat muttered.
*Scene ends*
A: Okay, so Marinette is back from the bathroom. I hope you enjoyed the chapter!
M: *Walks in.* Hey Adrien...what are you doing?
A: Nothing, I kept the scene, paused, just as you asked my lady!
Kikkie: Hehe...
P.S. not my best Adrien day joke chapter, but I will try better.
