"What...the actual...fuck?" Marinette asked me as she rises to her feet. Staring down at the man in latex suite that currently looked like a penis. I don't know exactly what to say to her at this moment. All I know is, I am in for a lecture.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Marinette broke down into laughter as points to the man the ground. He was staring up at her and screaming the words Help and Save me. Wow, was she that high that her brain function couldn't tell right from wrong.

"Oh my god, its that asshole who ignored me!" Marinette chuckled before looking over at me. "What is he doing in your house?"

"Marinette on a scale of 1 to 10, how light on your feet do you feel?" I asked.

"Feet?" She asked me before looking down to the ground. I felt like sighing...but something worst happened that made me nearly have a heart attack. Marinette fell to the ground and started to twitch violently. Her eye roll upwards as her mouth begins to foams with saliva bubbles. Oh god, just like when I OD!

"NAT!? DAD!?" I shouted in a panic before dropping to my knee's to adjust Marinette's head so she wouldn't swallow her tongue. I heard Nat gasping at the sight of Marinette possibly dying on the ground.

"GET OUT!" Nat shouted at me as she gets to her feet to examine her. Pushing me to the side, I wanted to push her and help. But my father stopped me. He grabs me by the shoulder then proceeded to drag me out of my bedroom. He pushes me out of the room and closes the door. Locking it, I grab onto the handle to get inside, but failed. I could feel my heart beating faster than my mind. Oh god, how long has it been?" When did I get on the ground! Oh crap, I am having a panic attack! No, not here! Not now! Marinette needs me to be strong. My lady! Bugaboo! Angel! Princess!

"Adrien?" Nat asked, making my head turn to her. I saw Marinette standing right next to her in nothing but one of my shirts and boxers. Her hair was down to her shoulders and she looked like she went through hell. Standing up to my feet, I rush over to her and held her tight. I wasn't going to let her go again.

"I am so sorry." I said. I felt her chest rising against mine, it felt like our heart was beating as one.

"Adrien." Marinette moaned. "My leg hurts."

"Oh bug-a-boo, let me help you." I told her before lifting her up off her feet. Holding her in my arms like a soon to be bride. She cuddles next to my chest as she smiles.

"Is she still on the drug?" I asked.

"No, we were able to get that out of her system." Nat tells us as she leads up to the living room. Once there, I set Marinette on the couch and take a breath of relief. At least she wasn't screaming at me. Taking a seat next to her, I lay my head down on her shoulder and sigh.

"I am so glad you're better." I said.

"I just OD'ed." She tells me before resting her head on my head. "I'm going to sleep."

"Okay." I said with a smile as I close my eyes. This was nice, wished it last longer than a minute though. A second later I heard a loud crashing coming from the room. Then, the roof above us falls. In a quick move, I grabbed the closest object, which was a pillow, and covered both of our faces. Why might you ask? Because pounds of cocaine just fell to our feet and the last thing I need is to revive Marinette again. Now covered from neck and toe in cocaine, I have finally reached a certain conclusion in my life...it sucks.


(Marinette POV)

"So..." I stared as I stared down at the floor covered cocaine mess that I somehow found myself in. "This is every day for you?"

"Yes." Adrien responded as he pours three bottles of liquor into what appeared to be a large bowl. His father was sitting by the counter looking down at his device as Nat made calls. Turning my attention back to Adrien, I see him inserting a straw into the large bowl of...what ever that thing was.

"Explains why your bat-shit crazy." I said, making Adrien nod his head. "What now?"

"We clean up the mess and pretend this day didn't happened." Gabriel said. "And speaking of today, I hope you forget about everything that went on here."

"I just got revived from the dead with wires from a lamp after OD-ing in Agreste home from medicine my doctor gave me. No one will believe this story!" I said.

"Ha! She's starting to talk like me!" Adrien shouted. "I am so in love with her."

"Ugh, you guys are the definitions of hidden behind closed door." I tell them. "I swear, you make the Addams family look sane."

"Yea!" Adrien giggled.

"Well, at least she knows what to say." Gabriel said to me. "Keep her Adrien."

"Hehe..." I chuckled as I stand up on my horrible destroyed foot. I gritted my teeth and made my way to the other side of the room to be next to Adrien. Once close, I rest my head on his shoulder and sighed.

"We're going to have a talk after this." I tell him.

"Oh no, we shall." Adrien said to me before sipping whatever concoction he created. I didn't know Adrien was such a drinker! Out of curiosity, I stick my face into the bowl and started to drink. I must say, it tastes awesome! Removing my face from the bowl, I looked over to Adrien. He was giving me a WHY face. All I did was lean towards him and kiss him.


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