"That is so cute!"
Alya shouted as I walked into the area. I was wearing a very tight, but stretchy ladybug dress that was strapless to the point that if I jump my boobs would pop out. The bottom part of the dress had to slits on each side, exposing my legs that had thigh highs on them. My hair was tied up in a bun and I had red lipstick on my lips.
"Huh, and I here I was thinking I was going to be tied to a chair or something." I said, making Chat Noir chuckle at me.
"Please, we're not selling 50 days of...what ever its called." Chat said. "Now come to your kitty and sit on my lap."
"Charming." I said as I walked over to him. He was only wearing a pair of tight leather pants that could barely button around his hips. Exposing some hair...
"Shy of your pussy-cat?" He asked me as I taking a seat next to him.
"No, I just feel as though I am insulting my mom's heritage." I said as I adjust my top. He and I were sitting in front of a white wall. We had lights shining in front of us and everything. Behind the Camera was Nino and Alay.
"So, how do I turn the Camera to picture mode and not film mode?" Nino asked.
"Press the blue button!" Chat shouted at Nino.
"Okay, we are in picture mode! Go and get wild!" Nino ordered us. I couldn't help but giggle at his words. Pushing him down by his shoulders, I crawled on top of him and begin to kiss him. Grinding my hips against his bare flesh, I felt his hands riding up my dress, grabbing the straps of my underwear. The sounds of clicks, I heard it on both sides of my ears. But I didn't care, I was a little turned on right now. Our tongues playing with each other, I could even feel my piercing entangling with his.
"What are you two doing?" Gabriel asked us as he enters the room. Chat and I stopped and looked up at the male. Alya and Nino stayed hidden in the darkness...yea...
"Uh...taking some pictures." Chat said with a nervous smirk. I was sitting on top of him.
"To post on your social media page I hope." Gabriel said.
"Sort of." Chat said.
"Oh god, that magazine thing you had a thought for, isn't it?" Gabriel asked. Is it just me, or he is some sort of demon I am not aware of...that would explain Adrien now that I think about it.
"One, these pictures were going to be used in Nino's new CD. And Two, what's up with that stick up your ass?" Chat asked.
"I am stressed and annoyed and I would appreciate if you and that bug-a-boo of your performed tonight. I have an important guest and they want to see Ladybug." Gabriel growled. Wow, Ladybug was really popular. "If I find one of these pictures being sold online by you, I expect you also have living arrangements other places. I don't need that kind of publicity."
"Fine." Chat said.
"Same goes for the bug."
"Yes sir!" I said with a smile.
"Good, also give Chloe a call. She has been clouding my phone with messages." Gabriel said.
"Ugh, that slut." Chat growled, making me look down at him.
"What?" I asked. "Arent you cheating on her with me?"
"One, Chloe and I arent a couple. And two, she's the one that started the cheating. Not me!" Chat growled in annoyance. "Must be an example for our peers my ass. That girl attended more sauges parties than a hot dog expert."
"Come again?" Alya asked.
"Yea, Chloe's a real freak! So is Sabrina, but Sabrina isn't a bitch." Nino said. "Although if I were a choosing guy, I'd say Rose can ride you dry compared to those two."
"And how do you know that?" Alya asked...oh-oh-oh! She's pissed!
"Rumors babe, no one's a virgin in our class! Well, except for Vincent." Nino said with a chuckle. "And don't act innocent, I heard things about you and Nathan."
"Nathan? Red-haired Nathan?" I asked, is there some sort of secret conversation club that I didn't know about!?
"Oh, like you and Rose at Kim's party while we were on a break!" Ayla growled.
"I thought that's what break meant!" Nino shouted back at her.
"No, break means time away! Not to fuck other people!" Alya growled back.
"Mistakes were made, I am sorry!" Nino shouted. "Beside's, it was the one time."
"One time is way too much. And don't even think I don't want to ride some of the people I know in our class! Because trust me, I do. But I ignore those urges to be faithful to you! And you know I was very active before we started dating."
"How active?" I dare asked.
"It was a lesbian phase." Alya said in shame. I mean, I always did thought of Alya as bi, but never a lesbian. I guess she was experimenting.
"And I love you the fact that you saw I was a brick and took me back!" Nino shouted. "Alya I never meant to hurt your feelings, I was stupid it will never happen again!"
"How did we get on this subject?" Chat asked...that was a good question.
"Sorry." Alya said with a blush. "We sometimes get into arguments about...our past lovers. Which I have a lot...ugh, I am such a slut!"
Nino sets his camera down before walking over to Alya to hug her. Placing a kiss on her cheek, the glasses wear girl blushes even redder.
"Aww, your not a slut. If that's the case, I am a manwhore." Nino chuckled.
"So." I started as I looked down at Chat. "How many partners's have you had?"
"I have never had sex if that's what your asking." He tells me.
"Good!" I said. "So...what do we do now?"
(The Next day)
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Yep, that was Chloe! Last night after discussing for hours on what to do while trying not to piss Gabriel off. Chat...Adrien and I just decided to present a new character in the world. A foxy girl...and let me say, Paris is loving her...well, except for Chloe.
"What the hell!? I lost three thousand followers to another one of those tramps!" Chloe shouted in anger in class. "Ugh, and her outfit looks god awful."
"Say what you will, she's very pretty." Sabrina said. Ayla and I were giggling from the sidelines. In all honesty, posting pictures of Alya in a fox's costume was a joke. I wanted to piss Chloe off by showing her I wasn't gone. Didn't know Ayla pictures would be 1 trend in Paris to the point it was on the news.
"Oh my god, seeing her lose her shit over some pictures is hilarious!" Alya chuckled.
"No, just wait..." I said before posting another picture as Ladybug. Within seconds I got over hundred views...so this is what it is like to be popular.
"URGHH!" Chloe shouted, my god, this is heaven!
(Adrien POV)
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
I shouted at the top of my lungs. Today was above all the worst day ever! In front of me were two of the three idiots I know, covered in cocaine again and covered in a blanket. Where's the third one you ask? We don't know...
At this point in my life, I don't understand how these three still have a job! Yes, everyone, there is more cocaine in my house, right next to the god-dam couch for which these morons were sitting on. My father was so annoyed by it that he actually had to leave the room. Nat was drinking some hard liquor, and I was trying to find peace in all this without pulling my pistol out and turning my house into a murder scene!
"How is it, that Plagg not only got into the cocaine..." I growled. "BUT IDIOTS FOUND SOME WAY TO BRING MORE COCAINE INTO MY HOUSE!?"
"Well..." Tikki started. "We found a plan that had a bunch of the mayor's security and we got curious." Tikki said.
"Go on." I said.
"So we board the plane and hijack it. Guess who we found, David and his crew of misfits. So long story short, we try to drive the plane back to Paris." Tikki said. I raise my hand to stop her.
"How you survive a plane crash into a tree, Let alone somehow not create a big explosion, I will never know." I said in annoyance. "But continue."
"Okay, long story short, the cocaine we found actually has a signed each has a file of the person it was supposed to be delivered too." Tikki said. Oh my god, my idiots aren't idiots!
"Wait...what?" I asked in shock.
"Each package has a file attached to his with addresses, name and even the money being sent." Tikki said. "That's why we brought the cocaine to the house."
"Oh my god..." I said with glee. I finally have proof...I have proof that fucker is a drug dealer! Oh thank you, merciful angels, above and beyond! Oh my gosh! Thank you! Thank you so much! My heart is beating with joy. Soon that man will be out of office and I will live happily ever after with Marinette and-
KNOCK-KNOCK
"Hm?" Nat said before setting her glass down on the table. Walking to the door, I watch her look through the peephole and gasp. A few seconds later she comes running into the room.
"The cops are at our door!" Whispers loudly. I could hear Plagg stopping his munching of cocaine as all adults looked over to me. For the first time in my life...I was actually scared.
"And everything was going so well." I muttered.
Kikkie: Ha!
