Mario is a real great guy.
He's the one who will never die.
He has a marvelous chicken sword.
It can defeat the overlord.
Bowser has a real nice mane.
He has never used a walking cane.
Sugar is evil.
Bradley?
Brad... ley?
"My goodness..."
Drip... Drip...
The land was drenched with the crimson stain of dishonour. The survivors writhed in agony.
CHAPTER 2:
Coming soon!
Soon is now...
"Mario," asked Luigi. "Where is my nose?"
Mario showed the nostril home to his brother. Luigi shrieked in mortal terror and tried to reassemble his hideous becoming.
Bowser sat perched above the waters, looking out to sea. He saw nothing by ravenous beasts graze the waters, emptying it of its floating funeral pieces.
Mario slowly walked up to the fallen king. With a long, deep, angry sigh, he turned to the bulky Koopa warlord. "Are you happy now?"
Bowser eyed him bitterly. "My son... has become a memory..."
CHAPTER 3: 'TIL DEATH DO US PART
The first time I ever saw Paul Blart: Mall Cop I just thought it was some sort of sick joke. What mortal terror must I have waged upon mankind to have had to suffer through such decrepit turmoil of Hollywood birthed through such miscellany and entropy? It greatly quaked my very core into abominable shreds of agony and woe. i could not stand the mere inkling of Kevin James suffering through mustache misery any longer. It was on that same day that I reached my hand into the DVD player and extracted the disc most heinously. Bringing my sledgehammer down, I crushed the ill-fated memories into the aether such that no more immoral depravity should ever be witness ever again. It was a matter of pure rage, the most I had felt in the ages, transpiring like coal becoming diamond. The rebirth was truly at work and it bored into my soul like chaotic mildew.
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CHAPTER 4: when jerry met kramer
Mario felt the sword pierce deep. His invincibility star was quickly fading from his recesses. He was losing his immortality swiftly. In a matter of moments, the end would be another memory...
"You lose..." Bowser seethed over the hilt. "But it will never equate to my loss, you detestable weakling..."
Mario felt the lights dim into a closing entrance to the tangible realm. Now was only... the void...
The void...
The void...
The void...
CHATPER 5: GG, Mario Bros.
I don't care what you're thinking as you turn to me
cuz what i have in my two hands is enough to set me free
heeeeeeey!
try to reach inside of me
try to drain my energy!
simple curiosity
try to take a bite of me!
let me show you my good looks, doctor...
You can take another try.
CHAPTER 6: jackie,
eric,donna,steven,michael,fez
Poe Dameron
Ronald
Beatrice
Lagging Tail
An item is going last when attached to the party
Matthew
Bowser's horrid grin. It stretches past the firmament and clings to my soul.
But how do you adhere yourself so strictly to something that doesn't even exist?
...
Mark my words
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