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Kurama was confused.

There were many moments in his long -very very long- life that had left him confused, but currently, he was the most confused he had ever been.

He had been watching host yet again being denied a date by that pink-haired simpleton he had for a teammate, and the next thing he noticed was that inside his cage, was another nine-tailed fox?

His cage itself had became more spacious than he remembered it being but there was more pressing matters to ponder.

Why the fuck was there another nine-tailed fox and where did it appear from? Both their eyes fell upon one another, both studying the other.

"Who are you?" Asked the fake Nine-tails with a harsh glare that said explain or suffer; Kurama hasn't worried in the slighest. "The Nine tails." Kurama answers, "The real nine-tailed fox. I mean, I should be one asking who the fuck you are."

The fake nine tails unexpectedly bellows in laughter. "Nine tails? That's your name? Bwahaha. Did your father name you nine tails simply because you have nine tails? Ha! Anyways, I am kitana, the queen of all demons!"

"Queen? You're a woman?" Kurama asked rather bluntly to which he has once again garnered Kitana's glare. "What's the matter?" She asked hotly. "Again with this sexist bullshit. Why is it men can't seem to recognize that women too can be strong?"

Kurama could only dumbly look at her. "You... You sound like a man. That's why I was surprised."

"Well, that makes sense." She was taking this far better than Kurama expected. "Can't really get... Naru-kun!" She shrieked, much like those fangirls of that Uchiha brat, but much louder.

In came a blond haired youth -around the age 18 years of age- whom had walked into the room seemingly out of nowhere.

"Hey, kyu-chan, did you miss me?" Sending her a wink causing her to blush, the Naruto look-alike turned his attention to look at Kurama, "When did you learn the kage bunshin Kyu-chan? I don't remember teaching it to you."

"I'm not a kage-bunshin brat. I'm too powerful to be a mere clone." Whoever this brat was, he was not the Naruto he grew accustomed to.

His walk has an arrogant step to it, something that the Uchiha brat would've envied. His posture and demeanour showed that he held himself in very high regard. The way he puffed out his chest as he strode along. His head was held up high...

Did this fool always walk like this? Like out in public? Kurama may not have most social of creatures out there, (attributed to him being sealed away from the world for years) even he knew the way this fake Naruto walked was embarrassing to look at.

It looked like he had an army of ants jummed up his ass.

And what the hell was this kid wearing?

All black? During the summer? Was he trying to get a heat stroke?

Black fingerless gloves, a trench coat that was too long for him as it swept against the floor he traversed upon.

Steel combat shoes?

Ok, it was confirmed without a shadow of a doubt, this was definitely not the Naruto he knew.

This was Edgeruto, the edge maestro.

"If you're not a kage-bunshin, then what or who are you?" Edgeruto questioned. "A nine-tailed fox." Kurama's answer earned a twitch of the blond's eyebrows, something Kurama secretly relished in.

"Forget about him Naru-kun." Kitana purred before her form changed to that of a 6ft women wearing the skimpiest of clothing consisting black panties that were connected to garter belts. Fishnet stockings that covered her legs that were also under knee high black high heel boots.

Attached at her left hip was a pair of handcufs and her opposite hip, a black leather whip.

Nothing covered her upper body, namely her breasts, as they were massive. Massive as in it made Tsunade look flat.

Kitana also donned long red hair that well over passed her knees, a small hair clip to keep her long hair out of her face and finally a round face similar to that of Edgeruto...

Wait.

Wait a god damn minute.

'Oh God please no.'

Kitana looked exactly like Kushina did when she was alive. "Did you come to visit little ole me?" The lick of her lips clearly gave away her not so pure intentions.

'No. No. No...'

Kurama didn't care that Kitana can supposedly transform, something he wished he had the ability to do for eons. He didn't care to pay attention as Edgeruto walked past the bars and into the cage with them.

'Let this be a bad dream. Let this be a bad dream.'

No. Even if this was just a dream, he has to stop it!

"Brat, you do realize that she looks like your dead mother, right?" Kurama had to know if this Naruto knew that fact. "Yes, I do. She looks so fucking hot I just wanna..."

'FUCK. FUCK. FUCK.'

Fuck this to hell and back.

This was the final straw. Kurama must have to anger some sort of god. Closing his eyes and clasping his palms together, Kurama had done something he had never did before.

He prayed, prayed to whatever gods that existed to send him back.

"Kami-sama, please forgive me if I had ever trangessed upon you. Please have mercy on my soul for even I can turn over a new leaf. I'll do anything, but please spare me from what cursed actions that are going to take place within my domain."

He would rather live out his days with a ramen freak who believes that the gods themselves feasted upon ramen than someone who fucks with a 1000 year old demon who like his dead mother and engage in a mother-son roleplay during sex.

"Naru-kun, give it to Mommy!"

'SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!'

"NARU-KUN, YOU'VE BEEN A VERY BAD BOY. TIME FOR MOMMY TO PUNISH YOU!"

'GOD DAMN IT!'

It seemed whatever Kurama done, he couldn't block out what he was hearing.

"Let me suck on your Z cup mommy milkers Okaa-sama."

'FUCK YOU KAMI-SAMA. FUCK YOU!'

And what was more disturbing was that the Kushina look alike had a male sounding voice.

For fuck's sake, Kitana in her human form still had her male sounding voice! For fucs sake, she still sounded like a fucking man.

And this Naruto got off to this shit?

What the fuck...

"GIVE IT TO ME! MAKE ME SCREAM NARU-KUN! FUCK YOUR MOMMY HARDER!"

"Yes, Kyu-mama! Do you enjoy being fucked by your son?"

"LESS TALKING MORE FUCKING! FUCK YOUR MOMMY'S PUSSY HARDER!"

Poor Kurama couldn't take it anymore.

Raising his arm and a quick motion later, he stabbed himself with his own claw, ending his life.

Beautiful death was his sweet release.

The end.

My sweet tribute to Naruto x fem!kyuubi fics.

If you felt uncomfortable reading this, congrats. The fic has accomplished what it set out to do.

Bye.

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