Mako's Message: Sorry for the delays. Life has not been conducive to writing lately. But here's a new chapter for you. Also, I'm sorry, but the word count of this chapter(for those who check it) as well as the scroll bar is a lie. This chapter is only 1040 words long. What you're seeing are a number of announcements and teasers which will be found after the chapter.
Well, I guess I should start by saying that yes, I did get to sit in Dave's lap. When he sat down at the computer to show me that game (Which is pretty fun actually. You're in some massive cave system fighting monsters with all sorts off different weapons while helping these rabbit/puppy things fight against an evil doctor), I just sat down right in his lap. He gave me this look that said, "Really?"and I just gave him a grin right back that said, "What? You said I could?" then pressed myself into his chest so he had to wrap his arms around me to type. It was great, feeling his arms wrapped around me. Okay, well, not really around me, but it was close enough.
I've been able to do stuff like that a few times now actually. I love just being able to be that close to him. It's totally worth it to wait for those few moments we have when it's just us to be able to sit in his lap, or lay across him, or curl up against him, or whatever. It doesn't seem to bother him either. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not though. I haven't noticed if it's given him a hard on or anything, and I haven't exactly tried to grope him to find out so... Yeah. I don't know if it's even having any effect on him at all.
Cheerleading practices have been interesting. Well, not interesting really, just less a waste of my time than I thought they'd be. It's a decent workout, not tough enough that I have to cut back on what I do normally, but it should be enough to make me even better than I am, so this could be worth it. Angela sure is enjoying herself. She's starting to attract more attention from guys, but she's not allowed to date so I don't know what she plans to do about it.
Speaking of which, Jessi's attracting guys like flies again. She hasn't gone out with any of them yet, but they all seem to be the same breed as the the last two. Shame she gave up on Dillon. At least we know he's not a jerk. You'd think they might have gotten together behind my back or something, since I've been hanging out with the guys mostly since Marty woke up. Not counting all the time spent training and practicing with Angela. We should all go do something. It's been awhile since we have.
Oh, and there's been more whispering about me and Dave now that he's being openly friendly with me again. But I really don't care. All the girls in school would wish they were in my position if they saw him without his shirt. Oh, and speaking of how he looks his hair is starting to get long again. It's about half the length it was before. It's okay like this. I can wrap my fingers in it at this length. Maybe a little longer. I just hope he doesn't cut it again.
I wish there was more to talk about, but there just isn't much to say. School has just been school and cheerleading has just been practices. Well, I'm starting to like the captain and co-captain. Cameron seems kinda driven about the whole thing. Like she's determined to the best at everything she does. But it doesn't seem fake the way it did with Katie. It's like she has a goal and all this is just a step along the way. Tashaya seems more like a typical cheerleader, except she doesn't take shit from anyone. Very self confident. If you don't like her she doesn't care, but I don't know why you wouldn't. Not that I plan on making friends with either of them, I just can't see why you'd dislike those two. They're friendly, smart, pretty... actually, I can kinda see Angela being in their place in a couple years.
It's funny, Coach Baum is practically the coach in name only, Cameron does most of the work. They do spend a lot of time talking about stuff though. Don't know what since they tend to do it in private. Probably just discussing what they want to do with the team, schedules, new routines, exercises, stuff like that.
What's really depressing is how quiet things have been for Kick-Ass and Hit Girl. We might need to spread ourselves out a bit more because we just never seem to be were the action is. It's not like we have regular patrol routes or anything like that so I can't believe criminals are avoiding us intentionally. And crimes ARE being committed, just not when we're around. It has given us more incentive to focus on this serial killer though, as it gives us something to do. I've tried asking Marcus to tell us what the cops have on the guy, but all he's been willing to cough up are the locations of all the murders. It's not much to work with. He's done a lot of killing but there's no pattern. Not that I can see at least. But if it were that easy the cops would have him by now.
What we did do was try and find any similarities between the locations. Dark alleys, behind bars, parking lots, whatever. But we didn't find anything like that. What we found is that they're almost all in the same places Dave and I like to keep an eye on. Places that look like they'd attract trouble. The guy certainly seems to favor the scum of society, but he's killed way to many innocents for it to be a Punisher wannabe.
So we just keep moving around. Sometimes we stay close to home, other times we go all the way across town, but we haven't run into the guy. Not even a mugger in the last week. But it's still alone time with Dave. Not that I've tried anything with him in costume. It's crossed my mind, but I don't want some smart ass to catch me making a move on him and posting it on Facebook or something. Too many people know who Hit Girl is for that to go over well.
I hope we run into the cunts soon. They're always good for some fun.
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First of all, finally, the bonus chapter. If you're name is on this list but you haven't received it yet send your e-mail address to me in a PM.
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Congratulations and thanks to you. You're reviews help me make it through the day.
Second, I owe some people some pimpin'.
2Wingo is writing a highly amusing Dealiest Warrior story pitting Big Daddy against Il Duce(did I spell that right?) from Boondock Saints.
MaybeIt'sTheVodka just finished a highly amusing story called When The Addiction Kicks in, You'd Better Run. Yes, it's a Dave/Chris fic, but it's highly amusing, has very little actual slash in it, and there's even a bit of Dave/Mindy thrown in at the end just for the lolz
Third, it's been awhile since I've given you all any teasers, and I think you're due for some. These won't be lines of dialogue like before, as I've pretty much given those all the way up to the end of the damn story so go back over them if you want as they will cover bits from all of these. What these are, are names of plotlines or story arcs.
"Painless"
"Enemy Territory"
"Retaliation"
"Enemy Mine"
"It Gets Better"
"Roommates"
"The Vampire Murders"
"Fallen"
"The Demon of New York"
"The Rift"
"Mindy Gone Wild"
"Not Too Late"
That should just about cover everything I have planned, more or less, until the end of the story. They are roughly in chronological order, and they will overlap each other. Happy speculating!
