Chapter 2: Pride Rock
Simba POV
We were near pride rock when Kiara said "Dad, I hear something coming." I looked and said "Poachers." One of the 2 humans that are with us said "Jesus Christ! How many poachers can one third world country have?" Kiara, Nala, and I looked at him in confusion. He then said "We could hold them. I stole a backpack from a dead poacher, and looked inside. I found a bottle of Jack Daniels, gunpowder, shotgun pellets, IEDs, and a lighter. We could make a trap with these items."
Bogdan POV
I asked Filip "Can you come up with another plan?" He said "Well we can sing 'Your Welcome from Moana and leave them all confused as hell and run away." I stared at him and said "The first one. Set the trap please." He smiled and proceeded to set the trap. We waited a few minutes and when the poachers got near us, Filip set it off. A huge explosion went off, and me and Filip stole two motorcycles that the poachers were using and sped off. I asked him "How can a rock have pride?" Filip said " I have no fucking clue. It's an inanimate object. It defies all logics of science." We arrived at pride rock after a few hours and got some of the stolen provisions out and started to eat. The provisions were simple. There was white, whole wheat bread, granola bars, Pork liver paté, Spam (which Filip threw away immediately. I believe his explanation was that is was canned mixture. Not canned meat.) Some canned fruits, crackers ( the soup ones. Not the Graham ones.), Jerky (beef), and surprisingly soda (mostly Pepsi and Coca-Cola).
So me and Filip ate our so-called dinner, and were about to go to sleep; until Nala said "Why don't you two come and sleep beside me and Kiara. We can't have our saviors freezing to death." Filip sighed, walked over, and plopped down next to Kiara and went to sleep. Weird. We usually read one or two of his stories before we go to sleep. Oh well. I laid down next to Nala and Filip said "Bogdan, please don't snore like you did when we were at Niagara Falls." I said "I wasn't the one snoring." Filip said "Still. I'm not in the mood to put up with anyone's snoring." With hat, he went to sleep.
