DiJimon - S&S are unwearable
Guilmon is making bread in the digital world, using his 'stand' "Biggest Dreamer".
You see recently Takato had been texting Guilmon about his new favorite anime, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
So that's why Guilmon had asked the sovereigns for a stand.
They had complied of course, who wouldn't comply for a hero like Guilmon?
"BIGGEST DREAMER!" Guilmon shouted. Suddenly all the day old bread from Takato's place was transported into the digital world. Oh and pineapples too. Can't forget those.
Impmon was watching of course. "Yo Pineapple head, check out my new stand."
Impmon summoned his "Brave Heart" which would make him fearless, if It weren't for the fact that he was wearing socks and sandals together. Guilmon noticed this.
"Yare,Yare" "So you have chosen death!" Guilmon shouted. He dreamed a fake whistle into existence and sounded the call.
Renamon and her "Butter-Fly" Generated mounds of salted cow fat inbetween impmon's toes.
"I have lost any and all respect I had for your fashion sense." She said as the butter leaked from the socks.
Calumon and his "Requiem Requiem" Of course tried to rewrite reality to get rid of socks and sandals.
It didn't work.
Terriermon and his "Target" plastered a huge "Kick me!" sign on Impmon's back.
No other digimon in existence could match renamon's "Butter-Fly" stand in raw strength and beauty.
Thus as it were, Impmon burned his socks and sandals off and set fire to his feet.
The fire raged burning the butter off with it.
"Wait toots, where does the fly in butter fly come into this?" Impmon asked
…
"Toots?"
Impmon was left alone to burn in hell for wearing socks and sandals together. Even his "Brave Heart" left him.
