Mako's Message: Hey look! A Chapter! Might have had this up sooner, but, ya know, Holidays.
Uhm...I got nothin else. Enjoy!
I am so pissed off I just can't even.
People just...
People blow my fucking mind and it makes me want to blow their goddamned brains out.
I mean, as if I don't have enough crap going on in my life, I have people picking fights with me in school.
He didn't even want to fight me, but he picked a fight with me anyway so he could fight Dave.
And that's all there is to it. He didn't have a grudge against us or anything. He just wanted to fight us. Well, Dave.
I didn't even know who this guy was. I found out after the fact that he just transferred in at the start of the second semester. Apparently he'd heard around school that Dave could fight. Which isn't that surprising after the way he just stomped on those guys that jumped him once he actually started fighting back.
And of course when he beat the hell out of the kid that jumped me last year.
And he wasn't even subtle about it either. He just came up at lunch while I was talking with Dave and said, "You're Dave Lizewski, right?"
And Dave was like, "Yeah?"
So this guy said, "I heard you could fight. I thought I'd find out how good you are for myself."
And Dave and I and Marty just looked at him for a second until Dave was finally like, "Wait, what?"
And dude cracked his knuckles and popped his neck and said, "I wanna fight you."
And of course Dave said, "Uh...no. Yeah, that's not gonna happen."
So this guy is like, "What's the matter pussy? Can't stand up to a challenge? I hear you were a total dork a couple years ago, so maybe you just got lucky and don't want to ruin your rep? Trying to ride that so nobody tries to start shit with you?"
And Dave said, "Well if I was, it's obviously not working."
"So what's it gonna be? You gonna stand up and fight me, or are you just gonna sit there like a giant fucking pussy."
And I thought this whole thing was hilarious, because, seriously, Dave would kick this guy's ass without breaking a sweat. Now, while I'd have loved to watch this guy get his ass kicked, I didn't want Dave to get in any trouble for fighting, so I said, "Dude, you really don't want any of what Dave's bringing."
And then he just looked at me like he just noticed me, "You're Mindy right? Girl people thought pussy here was messin' around with?"
That, of course, made me start wanting to hit him, "Yeah. What of it?"
And he said, "So, you're the girl he beat the crap out of some kid over last year?"
"Yeah?"
So then he turned to Dave and sorta smiled, "You two must be pretty tight."
And before Dave could finish saying whatever he started saying, this fucking douchbag sucker punched me! He didn't even stop looking at Dave! He just turned and punched me right in the face!
Knocked me on my ass too. Fucker.
So I sit up, with my hand covering my eye and I can feel my nose bleeding, while the whole cafeteria is cheering the fight on, because of course Dave jumped in to defend me, and all I'm thinking is murder.
Now Dave and this guy are going at it on the other side of the table from me, so I just jumped onto the table and leapt off it, and smashed my fist right into this bastard's face. It dropped him to one knee so I followed it up with a spinning ax kick to the back of his head, which hit the floor so hard it bounced. Twice.
Dave said, "You didn't have to do that,"
And, I appreciate the thought, but the guy just gave me a massive black eye, a bloody nose, and knocked my ass to the ground, so as I said to Dave, "Oh yes I fucking did."
And that's when the teachers got there. They saw the whole thing, but it started so fast and with the crowd that formed instantly they couldn't get in to try and break it up, so Dave and I got off with just a detention for (Marcus would love this) "using excessive force" since it was obvious I was defending myself and Dave was defending me too.
And I hate to say it, but I looked almost as bad as he did after I planted his face in the floor, so they were feeling lenient anyway.
But that's not the end of the retardedness that is people.
There's a new gang in town.
Yeah, seriously, every night there's more coverage on the news about the debate on whether martial law in New York City is necessary, and some people decide that THIS is the time to put on costumes and go out terrorizing people.
Yes, these guys wear costumes, but it's pretty obvious they aren't part of Chris' Cunts because there's a video of them beating the crap out of each other. They're also more uniform about it. They actually look like a team. And their color is red.
At first, because it was the fight with the cunts that got them attention, people thought they might be another super hero team, but lots of people called bullshit on that because they said that they'd been attacked by them, or had friends that were. And then a video showed up last night of one of the few super heroes that were too stupid to either hide or join up with others getting into a fight with them.
The guy lost, but it was only a one on one fight at least. The others just stood back and cheered them on. Then when the guy knocked the hero out they walked off.
Sounds like these assholes and that guy at school would make great friends.
God my eye still fucking hurts.
