crownverse maybe lol stupid short idea
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they both were just returned from a long, separate out-of-town missions. despite being tired, hashirama suggested they spar before heading home. she was unusually excited today. perhaps she had a new jutsu in mind?
interesting. madara couldn't wait to unravel her tricks. like he always said to her, all tricks would be made bare before his eyes.
"ready, anata?" she stood a few meters ahead, clad in a simple oversized robe. he had commented on her unusual attire, but she insisted changing would take too long while she was impatient for this sparring session.
"anytime you are," he replied, grabbing his gunbai.
a pause. madara charged forward, ready to swing at her, but she yelled.
"oiroke no jutsu!"
his sharingan spun awake. madara quickly changed into a defensive stance before his brain registered her words. what would it be? sharp gigantic wood from the ground? surprise forest? sneaky vines into his vital spots-
with a single pull, hashirama disrobed, revealing her bare skin; almost entirely, except for simple loincloth between her legs.
his gunbai dropped without a sound.
"new jutsu!" hashirama waved her open arms.
"that's not even a jutsu-you only strip naked!" madara roared.
"it's named sexy for this reason!" hashirama retorted, gesturing to her curves.
"that doesn't make it a jutsu!"
she grinned. "but it's super effective, no?" hashirama winked, pointing at him.
"fuck-" upon tasting salty liquid on his lips, madara knew she was right.
laughing, hashirama ran to heal him. "let me!"
madara ran from her, grabbed her robe and draped it over her form. "wear your clothes first you shameless hokage!"
it's fortunate they were far from any houses, and madara had scanned the area before they spar. otherwise, he had to genjutsu some villagers to forget what they just saw.
"done." she dabbed the blood off his face. "by the way, did your eyes memorize my new jutsu-?"
growling, madara grabbed and kissed hashirama before she finished her sentence.
