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Billy_Da_Kid: My dad about shit himself when I asked him to come to the football game.

Batmanatee: LMAO, "almost"

Billy_Da_Kid: Dude straight up forgot I was in the marching band. So I kind of, sort of mentioned it a million times to him again this morning.

Batmanatee: Think he got the point?

Billy_Da_Kid: Let's hope.

Batmanatee: So how was it?

Billy_Da_Kid: Nothing special. We had cheese omelets with like lil broccoli pieces mixed in bc my dad is a health nut.

Batmanatee: nO the game!

Billy_Da_Kid: Oh duh

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Billy_Da_Kid: IDAK we played our number and then got the fuck out.

Batmanatee: I can't blame you.

Billy_Da_Kid: Well, except Skylar. Her older brother is the quarterback, so she was stuck there. R.I.P.

Batmanatee: We remember and honor her sacrifice.

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Batmanatee: So what'd you do then?

Billy_Da_Kid: We all went and got pizza. Then ice cream. And then we had a mass orgy. Maybe not in that exact order.

Batmanatee: Haha you wish you did

Billy_Da_Kid: *middle_ *

Batmanatee: I am speaking the truth and you know it!

Billy_Da_Kid: So that was my Friday night. What'd you do?

Batmanatee: I got dragged to Build a Bear at the mall after school let out yesterday. We spent like an hour in there and in the end she didn't even get anything! Said the unicorns weren't soft enough for her.

Billy_Da_Kid: Yikes!

Batmanatee: After that I just came home and played video games.

Billy_Da_Kid: Nice!

Batmanatee: Got my ass handed to me by Eugene, though. Never inviting him to play w/me again.

Billy_Da_Kid: Wish I could have been there to see it.

Batmanatee: I'll have you know that it was a very close game.

Billy_Da_Kid: Like I believe that.

Batmanatee: *20_middle_ *

Billy_Da_Kid: Owwww

Batmanatee: So did you ever see that movie I linked you to last week?

Billy_Da_Kid: I never finished it. It didn't seem like your thing at all?

Batmanatee: That's the point! That footage was totally doctored. All those "experts" they called up? I bet they'd say Superman was real if I threw enough money at them.

Billy_Da_Kid: Okay, but how is Superman not real?

Batmanatee: If you watched long enough, you'd know that the directors think superheroes are just a government plot to hide like… Bad shit. IDRK what that actually is supposed to be though.

Billy_Da_Kid: Wasn't one guy saying Superman couldn't be an alien because he didn't look like one?

Batmanatee: That part was so fucking funny. You know if Superman had green scales or like 2 heads then he'd just be a guy in a costume to them.

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Batmanatee: I'm actually thinking of making an episode about it.

Billy_Da_Kid: That'd be really funny.

Batmanatee: You should totally be a guest on it.

Billy_Da_Kid: WTF no! I've told you this a million times.

Batmanatee: I'm serious! I think viewers would really like to hear from you.

Billy_Da_Kid: Dude, last time I checked, I'm the ONLY one who listens to you!

Batmanatee: Fuck you, I've got like 7 other people.

Billy_Da_Kid: Your like 500 siblings don't count!

Batmanatee: Fuck you, man.

Billy_Da_Kid: Look, I really do think it'd be fun. But, like, what if 10 years down the line someone recognizes me from it? It'd be weird and also probably bad.

Batmanatee: C'mon pLEASE

Billy_Da_Kid: No.

Batmanatee: PLEASE

Billy_Da_Kid: Still no.

Batmanatee: You've got experience.

Billy_Da_Kid: Reading the announcements at school doesn't count!

Batmanatee: They do and you know it.

Billy_Da_Kid: What if my dad heard it?

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Billy_Da_Kid: Like, somehow

Batmanatee: Dude, your dad listens to my podcast?

Billy_Da_Kid: Of course not. Like he'd care.

Batmanatee: You never know.

Billy_Da_Kid: No, I know.

Batmanatee: If you could have superpowers, what'd they be? Invisibility or flight?

Billy_Da_Kid: Teleportation

Batmanatee: That wasn't a choice.

Billy_Da_Kid: Yeah, but it'd be better than both. If I could teleport, I wouldn't need a car. Plus I wouldn't need to ride on planes or boats or anything either. Just think of somewhere and go there.

Batmanatee: Wouldn't there be like limitations on it, though? Like you'd need to go there first? And what if someone saw you?

Billy_Da_Kid: You're making this way too complicated.

Batmanatee: I get what you're saying though.

Billy_Da_Kid: What'd you have?

Batmanatee: Flying would be cool, but I'd want super strength too.

Billy_Da_Kid: Would you have a costume and name?

Batmanatee: Of course! I'd have to go all in.

Billy_Da_Kid: Seems like too much trouble to me.

Batmanatee: Just wait until the feds break down your door bc they know you have superpowers.

Billy_Da_Kid: I wouldn't wear a stupid costume, but definitely at least a ski mask.

Batmanatee: Honestly, that sounds awful.

Billy_Da_Kid: Who do you think you are, my manager?

Batmanatee: Look, if you ever get superpowers, let me know. I can work this all out for you.

Billy_Da_Kid: That's what I'm afraid of.

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Billy_Da_Kid: I really should be getting back to this stupid paper I have due in two days. Message you later.

Batmanatee: Yeah, I probably should get to sleep soon. Probably. Maybe.

Billy_Da_Kid: Later

Batmanatee: See ya!

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