In today's episode, to the surprise of the hosts, there are unique 'toon' contestants on the show. But when one of them summons their 'allies', something has to be done.
In the Green Box was a boy named Max, in the Red Box was a Wind God (Fujin), in the Pink Box was a boy named Thor, in the Yellow Box was a Mongolian Grappler (Hsu Hao), in the Blue Box was a boy named Lucas, and in the Purple Box was a man missing the bottom of his face (Havik). (Cookies to anyone who can guess where I get the names for the kids from. Hint: they all come from the same movie.)
"Welcome to Skatoony! The show where kids and toons compete for prizes." The announcer introduced. "Now, shine and glow, for the hosts of the show, Chud Chudders!"
Chud took an elevator into the studio.
"Has anyone seen my glasses?" Asked Chud.
"And The Earl!" The Announcer continued.
"Yeah!" Yelled Earl.
Chud stepped out of the elevator.
"Whatta ya' say, Earl?" Chud asked.
"I say we meet the contestants!" Earl replied. "Say hello to Max, Fujin, Thor, Hsu Hao, Lucas, and Havik."
"It is an honor to be on this game show?" Fujin said.
"Game show? More like lame show!" Hsu Hao retorted.
"Hey, some of these contestants look familiar." Chud said. "Aren't some of you from a game I played last night?"
"They're from Mortal Kombat, Chuddy." Earl answered.
"Oh yeah." Chud said.
"I shall spread chaos all over this studio!" Havik said.
"Dream on, Skull Boy." Chud said. "Now, listen up to the rules of the game. All you gotta do is stay in the game through three rapid fire rounds. We're gonna knock two of you out at the end of round one, then drop the second pair of losers at the end of round two, that'll leave two contestants battling it out to see who goes through to the Skatoony Quiz Champ Challenge! What do they win, Earl?"
"A Sony PSP!" Earl announced.
"I can't believe I'm on a game show with Mortal Kombat characters." Thor said.
"What's next? Sonic The Hedgehog?" Asked Max.
"Maybe Street Fighter? Or even characters from Pablo The Little Red Fox?" Asked Lucas.
"There's no time for future plans!" Chud said. "Now, let's start the quiz with..."
Bang On Or Bogus!
"Okay, Hippo Heads, let's run through the rules." Chud said. I'm gonna get gabbin' and say a bunch of stuff. Some of it's true, some of it's false. All you gotta do is decide what's Bang On true, or Bogusly false. So, if you think that's true, you buzz in and shout...?"
"Bang On!" The contestants yelled.
"And if you think it's false, you buzz in and shout...?" Chud asked.
"Bogus!" The contestants yelled.
"You got it!" Chud yelled. "At the end of the rounds, the two lowest scorers get kicked off, and we play until Morgana and Yaya Panda finish their romantic dance."
"Shall we begin?" Asked Morgana.
"I'll lead." Yaya said.
"I'll follow." Morgana replied.
The two started dancing.
"Let's play!" Earl announced.
"The fastest wind ever recorded was 254 miles per hour." Chud said.
Buzz!
"Fujin!"
"As a God of wind, I can confirm that is Bang On." Fujin said.
Ding!
"And as the host, I can confirm you are correct!" Replied Chud. "The capital of Australia is Sydney."
Buzz!
"Havik!"
"Bang On!" Havik yelled.
Fart noise"
"No, it's Bogus!" Chud replied. "A group of Swans is called a Bevy."
Buzz!
"Lucas!"
"That's Bang On!" He said.
Ding!
"Correct!" Replied Chud. "Strictly Come Dancing first aired in 2005."
Buzz!
"Max!"
"Bogus?" He guessed.
Ding!
"Correct!" Exclaimed Chud. "A Heptagon has eight sides."
Buzz!
"Thor!"
"Bang On!" Thor yelled.
Fart noise!
"Incorrect." Chud replied. "Fish cannot blink."
Buzz!
"Fujin!"
"Bang On." Fujin said.
Ding!
"Correct!" Replied Chud. "Seahorses don't have teeth or stomachs.
Buzz!
"Max!"
"Bang On?" He asked.
Ding!
"Correct!" Yelled Chud. "In chess, the only piece that moves diagonally is the Knight."
Buzz!
"Hsu Hao."
"Bogus!" Hsu Hao yelled.
Ding!
"Correct!" Exclaimed Chud. "And we're nearly out of time. Cool Cat Saves The Kids is a good PSA movie."
Buzz!
"Lucas!"
"Bogus! Definitely Bogus!" Lucas yelled.
Ding!
"Correct!" Exclaimed Chud. "Robocop's real name is Alex J. Murphy."
Buzz!
"Thor!"
"Bang On!" Thor yelled.
Ding!
"Correct!" Replied Chud. "Thanos was made by DC."
Buzz!
"Fujin!"
"Bogus." Fujin calmly said.
Ding!
"Correct!" Exclaimed Chud. "The amount of..."
Morgana and Yaya looked exhausted.
"You've got a gift for dancing, honey." Morgana said, between heavy breathing.
"I was just about to say the same thing." Yaya replied.
"And that's the end of the round!" Announced Chud.
Final scores:
Fujin: 3
Max: 2
Lucas: 2
Hsu Hao: 2
Thor: 1
Havik: 0
"It's time to start sending people home!" Announced Earl.
"And I can reveal that Max is through, Fujin is through, Lucas is through, Hsu Hao is through, but Thor is outta here!" Chud announced.
"WHAT!" Thor announced.
"And so is Havik!" Continued Chud.
"How?!" Demanded Havik. "I must spread chaos to all!"
"Not today, pal!" Chud replied. "Because you and Thor are both OUTTA HERE! Hit it, Earl."
Thanks for playing, but YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!
You gave it a go, but YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!
Don't hang around town, 'cause YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!
It's time to go, 'cause that's the show, and YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!
(Havik and Thor were ejected into the Skunk Scented Perfume Factory.)
"Okay, now that they're gone, we can..." Chud said.
Hsu Hao was talking quietly into a walkie talkie.
"What are you planning, Hsu Hao?" Asked Fujin, suspiciously.
"Uhh, no one!" Lied Hsu Hao.
"Anyway..." Chud said. "We're starting round two with..."
Talking Backwards!
"Okay, cheesy cheeks, let's run through the rules." Chud said. "I'm gonna go around the quiz block and ask you each a questions in turn. But, you have to answer the questions back to front. For instance, if I asked, what show featured characters like Buster and Babs Bunny, you say..."
"Adventures Toon Tiny." Earl continued.
"That's right." Chud said. "The two lowest scorers are out of the game, and we play until Samurai Jack slices up all those cucumbers."
Samurai Jack drew his sword, and prepared to slice cucumbers.
"And we're off!" Announced Chud. "Max, what's the name of the most recent Smash Bros game?"
"Ultimate Bros Smash Super." Max said.
Ding!
"Correct!" Announced Chud. "Fujin, what's the name of the Danish franchise involving a rare jungle animal?"
"Hugo Jungledyret." Fujin answered.
Ding!
"Correct!" Announced Chud. "Lucas, what is The Mask's real name?"
"Mask The?" Lucas guessed.
Fart noise!
"No, the answer I was looking for was Ipkiss Stanley." Chud replied.
"Hey, a question involving me!" Yelled The Mask, appearing out of nowhere.
"Anyway, Hsu Hao, what's the name of the franchise involving Rabbits escaping their warren?" Chud asked.
"Down Watership." Hsu Hao answered.
Ding!
"Correct!" Replied Chud. "Max, what are the first six letters of the alphabet?"
"A, B, C, D, E, F." Max answered.
Fart noise!
"No, I wanted F, E, D, C, B, A." Chud replied. "Fujin, what video game features classes like Scout, Sniper, and Engineer?"
"Two Fortress Team." Fujin answered.
Ding!
"Correct!" Answered Chud. "Lucas, what does PS4 stand for?"
"Four Station Play." Lucas answered.
Ding!
"Correct!" Answered Chud. "Hsu Hao, what's the name of the first game we played?"
"Bogus Or On Bang." Hsu Hao answered.
Ding!
"Correct!" Answered Chud. "Max, what cartoon features a Cowardly Dog."
"Dog Cowardly Courage?" Max guessed.
Fart Noise!
"Wrong, it's Dog Cowardly The Courage." Chud replied. "Fujin, which Harry Potter film has two parts?"
"Hallows Deathly The And Potter Harry." Fujin answered.
Ding!
"Correct!" Answered Chud. "Lucas, what game features a Snail named Bob?"
"Bob Snail." Lucas answered.
Ding!
"Correct!" Chud answered. "And we're nearly out of time! Hsu Hao, what book series features Animals escaping from a Wood?"
"Wood Farthing Of Animals." Hsu Hao answered.
Ding!
"Correct!" Answered Chud. "Max, what film features a Fox befriending a Bloodhound?"
"Hound And The Fox?" Max guessed.
Fart noise!
"No, it's Hound The And Fox The." Chud replied. "Fujin, what game features a murderous schoolgirl?"
"Simulator Yandere." Fujin answered.
Ding!
"Correct!" Chud answered. "Lucas, what's the name of the man who created Cool Cat?"
"Savage Derek." Lucas answered.
Ding!
"Correct!" Replied Chud. "Hsu Hao, what is the name of the most popular cartoon Rabbit?"
"Bunny Bugs." Hsu Hao answered.
Ding!
"Correct!" Answered Chud. "Max, what..."
Samurai Jack sliced the last Cucumber.
"And that's the end of the round!" Announced Chud.
Final scores:
Max: 1
Fujin: 3
Lucas: 2
Hsu Hao: 3
"And, at the end of that, I can reveal the one's through to round three are: Fujin and Hsu Hao!" Chud announced.
"Perfect." Hsu Hao said, hiding a sinister smile.
"Excellent." Fujin said.
"And that means Max and Lucas are both OUTTA HERE!" Continued Chud. "Hit it, Earl!"
YOU'RE OUTTA HERE! YEAH!
(Lucas and Max were ejected into the Skunk Scented Perfume Factory.)
"Okay, all tropes fall in!" Hsu Hao called.
Suddenly, Black Dragon members bursted in.
"Ahh, criminals!" Tony yelled, running off. "Get rid of them, Chudders!"
"Alright, buck teeth, for over the prize." Demanded Kano.
"Uhh." Chud said. "That's it for part one, but make sure to come back after the break to see Fujin and Hsu Hao quiz it out in the frantic final rounds of..."
SKATOONY!
(After the break)
"Welcome back to Skatoony, Fiddly Fingers." Chud greeted. "We're in the frantic final rounds to see who's gonna have the chance to win a fantastic Sony PSP. Who have we got, Earl?"
"It's an MK character vs MK character with Fujin and Hsu Hao." Earl replied.
"Hsu Hao called us over 'ere." Kano said. "So why don't you just fork over the prize before you get hurt?"
"You will gain nothing, Black Dragon!" Fujin exclaimed.
"Uhh." Chud said, nervously. "How about we settle who wins the prize with a game of..."
Danger Box!
"Okay, Eel Eyes, let's run through the rules." Chud said. "I'm gonna ask some general knowledge questions. Buzz in when you think you know the answer. But, you can't answer until you've eaten the contents of one of the boxes in front of you, and some of them are pretty nasty nibbles. One point per correct question, the lowest scorer gets kicked off, and we play until Kabal gets tired from running on that treadmill."
"Nothing can tire me out." Kabal said, confidently. "I'm too fast to get tired."
Kabal started running in the treadmill.
"And we're off!" Chud announced. "What superhero team features Iron Man, The Hulk, and Captain America?"
Buzz!
"Fujin!"
Fujin opened box B. It was Ramen.
"The Avengers." Fujin answered, eating the Ramen.
Ding!
"Correct!" Answered Chud. "Which sailor eats Spinach to become strong?"
Buzz!
"Hsu Hao!"
Hsu Hao opened box C. It was a slice of Pepperoni Pizza.
"Hey, wasn't that supposed to be Sheep Intestines?"
"Well, how could that have happened, mate?" Kano asked, slyly.
"Popeye!" Hsu Hao answered after finishing the Pizza.
Ding!
"Correct!" Answered Chud. "How many months in a year?"
Buzz!
"Fujin!"
Fujin opened box C. It was Apple Slices.
"Twelve." Fujin said, eating the slices.
Ding!
"Correct!" Answered Chud. "What movie featured a rapping Genie?"
Buzz!
"Hsu Hao!"
Hsu Hao opened box A. It was a slice of Chocolate Cake.
"Aladdin?" Hsu Hao guessed after eating the Cake.
Fart Noise!
"Incorrect, Hsu Hao. It was Kazaam." Chud replied. "And it looks like we're nearly out of time! Next question, what animal is also called a Vulpes?"
Buzz!
"Hsu Hao!"
Hsu Hao opened box C. It was a crushed Kytinn bug.
"This one is not amused!" Yelled D'Vorah.
Hsu Hao closed the box.
"There is no way I am eating that!" He exclaimed.
"Too bad for you." Chud said. "What superhero can sling webs?"
Buzz!
"Fujin!"
Fujin opened box A. It was Beef Jerky.
"Spiderman." Fujin said after eating two Beef Jerky strips.
Ding!
"Correct!" Announced Chud. "Next question, AVGN stands for..."
Kabal collapsed.
"H-how is this possible?" He asked.
"And that's the end of the round!"
Final scores:
Fujin: 3
Hsu Hao: 1
"And I can reveal the one going through to the Skatoony Quiz Champ Challenge is... Fujin!" Chud announced.
"I don't think so, mate." Kano said. "This is Black Dragon territory now."
"Don't worry, Chuddy, I made a phone call during the round." Earl said.
When the person Earl called arrived, the other Black Dragon members fled, except for Kano.
"You are under arrest, Kano." Said a familiar voice, who then knocked Kano out with a metal disc.
The one Earl called was Robocop, who, after knocking Kano unconscious, proceeded to arrest Kano.
"You are coming with me." Robocop said, taking Kano away.
"Okay, now that they're gone, we gotta tell Hsu Hao..." Chud said.
YOU'RE OUTTA HERE! YEAH!
(Hsu Hao was ejected into the Skunk Scented Perfume Factory.)
"Okay, now that the Black Dragon is gone, let's play..." Chud said.
The Skatoony Quiz Champ Challenge!
"Fujin, you fought through three kids, a a Chaos bringer, and a criminal, now you must face The Skatoony Quiz Champ Challenge." Chud said. "You've got ninety seconds to answer ten questions correctly. Succeed, and you win yourself a fantastic Sony PSP, fail, and you leave here empty handed. How do you feel?"
"The winds will carry me to victory." Fujin said.
"Okay, if you don't know the answer to any of the questions, just shout something silly, and I'll move on." Chud said. "Let's start! Who was the first boss you would face in the first Mortal Kombat game?"
"Goro." Fujin answered.
Ding!
"Correct!" Answered Chud. "Which Pokemon has four arms?"
"Machamp." Fujin answered.
Ding!
"Correct!" Replied Chud. "What is the capital of Denmark?"
"Copenhagen." Fujin answered.
Ding!
"Correct!" Chud replied. "What is Scorpion's catchphrase?"
"Get over here." Fujin answered.
Ding!
"Correct!" Chud announced. "Name the two hosts for Death Battle."
"Wiz and Boomstick." Fujin answered.
Ding!
"Correct!" Chud announced. "What does TMNT stand for?"
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." Fujin answered.
Ding!
"Correct!" Chud replied. "Who made Animaniacs?"
"Steven Spielberg." Fujin answered.
Ding!
"Correct!" Replied Chud. "True or false, Tumblr is better than Reddit."
"True." Fujin answered.
Ding!
"Correct!" Chud answered. "True or false, humans are Primates.
"True." Fujin said.
Ding!
"Correct!" Chud announced. "What is Plankton's real first name?"
"Sheldon." Fujin answered.
Ding!
"Correct, and you've done it!" Chud announced. "With ten points in under ninety seconds, you are this Week's Skatoony champion, and winner of the Sony PSP!"
"It has been an honor being on this quiz show." Fujin said.
"Yeah!" Exclaimed Earl.
"Well, that does it for this Skatoony episode, folks." Chud said. "But, come back for more kid vs cartoon quizzing coming your way real soon on..."
SKATOONY!
I hope you enjoyed this episode of Skatoony. See you next time.
