In this second-to-last Skatoony episode, Skatoony has three Web Show celebrities making an apperance, and two of them have history with one another. Let's see how it goes.


In the green box was a girl named Helen, in the Red box was a man in a white shirt and glasses (AVGN), in the pink box was a girl called Patty, in the purple box was a man with sunglasses (Hardcore Kid), in the blue box was a girl called Anne, and in the yellow box was a man with a black cap and glasses (Nostalgia Critic).

"Welcome to Skatoony! The show where kids and Toons compete for prizes!" Greeted the announcer. "Now, let's shine and glow, for the hosts of the show: Chudd Chudders!"

Chudd flew into the studio with a Jetpack.

"Has anyone seen my glasses?" Chudd asked, landing the Jetpack.

"And The Earl!" Announcer continued.

"Yeah!" Exclaimed Earl.

Chudd took off the Jetpack.

"Whatta ya say, Earl?" Asked Chudd.

"I say we meet the contestants!" Replied Earl. "Say hello to Helen, The Angry Video Game Nerd, Patty, Hardcore Kid, Anne, and The Nostalgia Critic."

"NEEEEEEEEEEEERD!" Yelled Nostalgia Critic.

"Oh great." Groaned AVGN. "Critic is here too. Long time no see, Critic."

"Oh boy." Said Hardcore Kid.

"These two have history." Explained Anne.

"Well, regardless of their history, listen up to the rules of the game!" Chudd replied. "All you gotta do is stay in the game through three rapid fire rounds. We're gonna knock two of you out at the end of round one, then drop the second pair of losers at the end of round two, that'll leave two contestants battling it out to see who goes through to the Skatoony Quiz Champ Challenge! What do they win, Earl?"

"A PS5!" Earl answered.

"Well, at least with that, I could take a break from all the classic games I play." Stated AVGN.

"I don't think so, Nerd!" Replied Critic. "I'll be the one who takes that PS5, because I'm the Nostalgia Critic, and I remember it so you don't have to."

"Well I'm the Hardcore Kid!" Hardcore Kid added. "And I'm Hardcore enough to review kids stuff!"

"Can we just start the show before things escalate?" Pleaded Patty.

"Please do!" Helen pleaded.

"Alright!" Chudd replied. "Let's start off the show with..."

Bang On Or Bogus!

"Okay Freckle Feet, let's run through the rules." Chudd stated. "I'm gonna say a bunch of statements to you. Some of them are facts, some others are false. You say Bang On for true, and Bogus for false. So, if you think it's true, you buzz in and shout...?"

"Bang On!" The contestants yelled.

"And if you think it's false, you shout...?" Asked Chudd.

"Bogus!" The contestants yelled.

"You got it!" Replied Chudd. "At the end of the round, the two lowest scoring players are out, and we play until Kat Kool is able to get his beret back from Lifty and Shifty."

"Huh?" Asked Kat Kool.

Suddenly, Kat Kool's beret disappeared from his head. After looking around, he saw Lifty and Shify with his beret.

"Hey!" Kat Kool called.

Lifty and Shifty ran off. Kat Kool ran after it.

"Here we go." Chudd said. "Rock Cakes are made from real rocks."

(Buzz!)

"Anne!"

"Bogus." She answered.

(Ding!)

"Correct!" Replied Chudd. "The Sun never shines in Antarctica."

(Buzz!)

"AVGN!"

"Bogus." AVGN answered.

(Ding!)

"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Coca Cola was first sold in 1886."

(Buzz!)

"Nostalgia Critic."

"Bang On." Critic answered.

(Ding!)

"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Tomatoes are fruits and not vegetables."

(Buzz!)

"Patty!"

"Bang On?" Patty guessed.

(Ding!)

"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Morgana used to claim he's not a Cat."

(Buzz!)

"Hardcore Kid."

"That's a Hardcore Bang On." HK answered.

(Ding!)

"You're Hardcore correct!" Chudd replied.

"Hey!" Morgana called. "I'm not a Cat! Oh wait, I remember I am."

"Anyways, Woody Woodpecker and Bugs Bunny were created by the same person." Stated Chudd.

(Buzz!)

"Nostalgia Critic."

"Bang On!" Critic answered.

(Ding!)

"Correct!" Chudd replied. "The main playable character from Legend Of Zelda is Zelda."

(Buzz!)

"AVGN!"

"Bogus." AVGN answered.

(Ding!)

"Correct!" Chudd replied. "And it looks like we're almost out of time. Bradley Cooper is married to Lady Gaga in real life."

(Buzz!)

"Patty!"

"Bogus?" She guessed.

(Ding!)

"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Stars are mainly compressed of Hydrogen."

(Buzz!)

"Anne!"

"Bang On!" She answered.

(Ding!)

"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Unicron is a Transforming Unicorn."

(Buzz!)

"Helen, welcome to the game!"

"Bogus." She answered.

(Ding!)

"Correct!" Chudd replied. "And I think..."

Lifty and Shifty were getting tired from all the running. Suddenly, Min-Min punched both of them, and grabbed Kat Kool's beret.

"I have your beret, Kat Kool!" She called.

"Uhm, thank you?" Kat Kool nervously replied.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Min-Min screamed.

"And that's the end of the round!" Chudd announced.

"And it's time to start sending people home!" Announced Earl.

"The Nerd is out!" Yelled Critic.

"Check the scores." Replied AVGN.

"The Nerd is right." Chudd replied. "He is through, Critic is through, Patty is through, Anne is through, but Hardcore Kid is out!"

"No matter, I give this show a Hardcore Hit." HK replied.

"And so is Helen!" Chudd continued.

"Aw, what?" Replied Helen.

"Sorry, but you were less participant, and too slow on the buzzer." Chudd informed. "Like I said, with one point each, you and the Hardcore Kid are both outta here! Sing it, Earl!"

Thanks for playing, but YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!

You gave it a go, but YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!

Don't hang around Town, 'cause YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!

It's time to go, 'cause that's the show, and YOU'RE OUTTA HERE! YEAH!

(Helen and Hardcore Kid were ejected into the Prune Juice Factory.)

"I'm taking you down in the next round, Nerd!" Yelled Critic.

AVGN rolled his eyes.

"You're so petty." He replied.

"That's enough, you two!" Exclaimed Chudd. "Besides, it's time for round two, which is..."

Blindfold Buffet!

"Alright, Funky Feet, let's run through the rules." Chudd stated. "I'm gonna ask some questions, and the answer will always be either Broccoli, Grated Cheese, Whipped Cream, Strawberry Jam, and Chocolate Sauce. You won't know that because you're blindfolded. When you think you know the answer, just hold up the correct food, and bash that buzzer. The two lowest scorers get kicked off, and we play until Tony realises I left a late Christmas present full of Hoo's 'paint' for him."

Tony was walking to his office.

"I need to check my e-mails." He said.

"And we're off!" Announced Chudd. "Which of these is commonly on Scones?"

(Buzz!)

"AVGN!"

The Nerd was holding Jam.

(Ding!)

"Correct!" Chudd replied. "I also would've accepted Cream too. Next, which of these is the biggest Pizza topping?"

(Buzz!)

"Nostalgia Critic!"

"Cheese!" Critic yelled.

(Ding!)

"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Which of these is green Cauliflower?"

(Buzz!)

"Patty!"

"Broccoli." She said.

(Ding!)

"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Chocolate melts into this."

(Buzz!)

"Anne!"

She was holding 'what she thought' was Chocolate Sauce, was actually Whipped Cream.

(Fart noise!)

"You're holding Whipped Cream." Chudd informed. "The answer is Chocolate Sauce. Next, this is made from small fruits."

(Buzz!)

"Nostalgia Critic!"

"Jam!" Critic yelled.

(Ding!)

"Correct!" Chudd replied. "This comes from a dairy product that was cheese before it became a food."

(Buzz!)

"AVGN!"

The Nerd was holding Grated Cheese.

(Ding!)

"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Which of these is a vegetable?"

(Buzz!)

"AVGN!"

The Nerd held up Broccoli.

(Ding!)

"Correct!" Chudd replied. "And I think we're nearly out of time!"

"Hey!" Critic yelled. "You trying to score more points than me, Nerd?!"

"This guy..." The Nerd sighed.

"Which of these is brown?" Asked Chudd.

(Buzz!)

"Nostalgia Critic!"

"This!" Critic yelled, holding Chocolate Sauce.

(Ding!)

"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Which of these can be squirted from a can?"

(Buzz!)

"AVGN!"

The Nerd was holding Whipped Cream.

(Ding!)

"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Which of these is fully dairy?"

(Buzz!)

"Anne!"

Anne took a handful of each.

(Fart noise!)

"I can't accept that, Anne." Chudd replied. "You could've said Grated Cheese, Whipped Cream, or Chocolate Sauce. Next, which of these is not a spread?"

(Buzz!)

"Critic!"

"Broccoli." Critic answered.

(Ding!)

"Correct!" Chudd replied.

"WHAT IS THIS!" Tony boomed. "CHUDDERS!"

"And that's the end of the round." Chudd giggled. "And I can reveal that the Angry Video Game Nerd and Nostalgia Critic are both... through to round three!"

"Perfect!" Critic yelled. "Now I get to defeat The Nerd in round three!"

"You're getting your hopes up too high, Critic." Nerd replied.

"And that means Anne and Patty are both outta here!" Announced Chudd. "Hit it, Earl!"

YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!

(Patty and Anne were ejected into the Pune Juice Factory.)

"And now it's an all-action final with the Angry Video Game Nerd and the Nostalgia Critic!" Announced Earl.

"That PS5 is mine!" Yelled Critic. "You'll see, Nerd!"

The Nerd face-palmed.

"You're such a child." He groaned.

"Can it!" Exclaimed Chudd. "We'll settle who wins the prize with a game of..."

Danger Box!

"Okay you too, here are the rules." Chudd stated. "I'm gonna ask some general knowledge questions. Buzz in when you think you know the answer. But, you can't answer until you've eaten the contents of one of the boxes in front of you, and some of them are pretty nasty nibbles."

"Are some of them pictures of The Nerd's face?" Asked Critic.

"Can we hurry this along please?" Pleaded The Nerd.

"Okay! Okay!" Chudd replied. "We play until Burping Herbert drops all of those plates."

"Gotta get these to a kitchen!" Burping Herbert announced.

"Alright, let's play!" Chudd announced. "In which episode first showed a precursor of Bugs Bunny?"

(Buzz!)

"Nerd!"

The Nerd opened box B, and it was Bacon.

"Lucky for you, you get to eat two Bacon strips." Chudd informed.

The Nerd ate two bacon strips, and gave his answer.

"Porky's Hare Hunt." He answered, finishing the Bacon strips.

(Ding!)

"Correct!" Chudd replied. "What console is Sonic Shuffle available on?"

(Buzz!)

"Critic!"

Nostalgia Critic opened box C, and it was a Cheeseburger.

"Great, you get to take a bite of the Cheeseburger!" Chudd informed.

Critic began eating the Cheeseburger, and gave his answer.

"Sega Dreamcast." He said, continuing to eat the Cheeseburger.

(Ding!)

"Correct!" Replied Chudd. "How many copyright strikes can a YouTube channel get before it get's shut down?"

(Buzz!)

"Critic!"

"Ha-ha! I'm gonna beat you, Nerd!" Critic laughed.

Critic opened Box A, and it was shattered parts of a Foodfight DVD disc. The Critic screamed, and threw the box far away.

"Talk about an overreaction." Chudd sighed. " Oh, we're nearly out of time! Anyways, what does the 'e' in email stand for?"

(Buzz!)

"Nerd!"

The Nerd opened box B, and in it was Cabbage.

"You gotta take three bites of Cabbage." Chudd informed.

The Nerd ate the Cabbage.

"Electronic." The Nerd answered, eating the Cabbage.

(Ding!)

"That's correct Nerd!" Chudd replied. "Next question, who has the initials SM..."

(CRASH!)

There was the sounds of multiple plates smashing, and Burping Herbert was seen standing in a pile of shattered dishes.

"Oh dear." He said.

"And that's the end of the round!" Chudd announce. "And I can reveal that the one going through to the Skatoony Quiz Champ Challenge is The... Nerd!"

"WHAT?!" Yelled Critic/

"See what happens when you get in over your head, Critic?" Replied AVGN.

"And that means the Nostalgia Critic is outta here!" Chudd announced. "Hit it, Earl!"

YOU'RE OUTTA HERE! YEAH!

(Nostalgia Critic yelled NEEEEEEEEEEERD as he was ejected into the Prune Juice Factory.)

"That Critic needs to grow up!" Barked AVGN.

"He's gone." Chudd replied. "And now, it's time for..."

The Skatoony Quiz Champ Challenge!

"AVGN, you face through a Hardcore reviewer, three kids, and your old rival." Chudd informed. "You've got ninety seconds to answer ten questions correctly. Do so, and you win yourself a fantastic PlayStation 5! Fail, and you only leave with disappointment. How are you feeling?"

"Like a Nerd." AVGN replied.

"Alright, if you don't know the answer to any of the questions, just shout something silly and I'll move on." Informed Chudd. "Let's play! What year was the first Donkey Kong game released?"

"1981." AVGN answered.

(Ding!)

"Correct!" Chudd replied. "What was the first Video Game ever made?"

"Pong." AVGN answered.

(Ding!)

"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Who invented the lightbulb?"

"Thomas Edison." AVGN replied.

(Ding!)

"Correct!" Chudd replied. "What is the final colour of a rainbow?"

"Violet." AVGN answered.

(Ding!)

"Correct!" Chudd replied. "What is Arachnophobia?"

"Fear of Spiders." AVGN answered.

(Ding!)

"Correct!" Chudd replied. "What is the group of teens in fighting robots called?"

"Power Rangers." AVGN answered.

(Ding!)

"Correct!" Chudd replied. "What was the name of the first DiamondPickle994 Skatoony story?"

"Critter Quizzin." AVGN answered.

(Ding!)

"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Who was the first Toon contestant to win the show?"

"Violet the Gazelle." AVGN answered.

(Ding!)

"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Fill in the blank: Kat Kool, King Pong, Burping Herbert, and who else?"

"Natterjack." AVGN answered.

(Ding!)

"Correct!" Chudd replied. "What was the most recent game you reviewed?"

"Bartman Meets Radioactive Man." AVGN answered.

(Ding!)

"AVGN, you have succeeded in less than forty five seconds!" Chudd announced.

"And I didn't even need my halfway deal!" Added Earl.

"Of course I got them all right." AVGN replied. "I'm The Nerd!"

"You are also the winner of the PlayStation 5!" Chudd replied.

"Nothing can ruin this!" AVGN exclaimed.

"Nyeh. What's up Doc?" A voice said.

Suddenly, Bugs Bunny appeared beside The Nerd, and splatted a pie in The Nerd's face.

"You!" The Nerd yelled.

AVGN then tackled Bugs Bunny out of the Quiz Block, and the two began fighting like Peter Griffin and the Giant yellow Chicken.

"Well, that's it for this Skatoony part Eagle Eyes." Chudd stated. "But make sure to come back for more Kid V Toon quizzing coming your way real so..."

Before Chudd could finish, AVGN and Bugs Bunny knocked over a camera, causing the screen to say: 'PLEASE STAND BY.'


Next up will be a long Skatoony chapter, which is also the final Skatoony chapter of my series: The Quadruple Episode Special. It'll take a lot of work to make, but I think it'll be worth it in the end. See you next time.