Here we are, the Quadruple Episode, which is also the final Skatoony story I'm making. I would like to thank you all for following and liking my stories. I have been working on this for over a year now, and Skatoony will always be a part of our childhoods. Anyways, let's get this show on the road. Starting with the Tiny Toons themed episode, then the Animaniacs themed episode, then the Team Fortress 2 themed episode, then finally, the Skatoony themed episode. The last one may surprise you all. But now, here we go.
(Episode 1: Tiny Toon Adventures Themed)
In the green box was a boy called Alan, in the red box was a Blue Alley Cat (Furrball), in the pink box was a boy named George, in the purple box was a grey Coyote (Calamity Coyote), in the blue box was a girl called Nelly, and in the yellow box was a small boy with brown hair (Montana Max).
"Welcome to Skatoony! The show where kids and toons compete for prizes!" The Announcer greeted. "Now, let's hear it for the hosts of the quadruple episode special: Chudd Chudders!"
There was large fireworks explosions in the sky, and Chudd fell into the studio.
"Hey there folks!" Chudd greeted. "Has anyone seen my glasses?"
"And The Earl!" The Announcer continued.
"Yeah!" Earl exclaimed.
Chudd dusted himself off.
"Whatta ya say, Earl?" Chudd asked.
"I say we meet the first few contestants for our big finale! Yeah!" Earl replied. "Say hello to Alan, Furrball, George, Calamity Coyote, Nelly, and Montana Max!"
"You might as well already give me the prize because I already know I'm gonna win this!" Yelled Montana with confidence.
"Child." The sign Calamity was holding read.
"Egos don't get anyone nowhere." Spoke out George. "That's what my dad always told me."
"Your dad is wrong!" Yelled Montana. "Egos got me with big riches."
"It also made you a total brat." Added Nelly.
"Everyone agrees with you." Sighed Furrball.
"Alright you lot, listen up to the rules of the game!" Chudd announced. "All you gotta do is stay in the game through three rapid fire rounds. We're gonna knock two of you out at the end of round one, then drop the second pair of losers at the end of round two, that'll leave two contestants battling it out to see who goes through to The Skatoony Quiz Champ Challenge! What do they win, Earl?"
"A Video Camera!" Earl announced.
"I already know I'm gonna win that camera." Montana proudly announced. "I can't wait to record videos of me being the best with it."
"Looks like you won't be recording any videos with that camera." Laughed Alan.
"SHUT UP!" Montana yelled.
"Alright already!" Chudd yelled. "We need to start the show! Now, let's do so with..."
Bang On Or Bogus!
"Okay hairy heads, let's run through the rules." Chudd stated. "I'm gonna say a bunch of statements to you all. Some of them are facts, Bang On, some others aren't true, Bogus. You yell Bang On when you think it's true, and Bogus if you think they're false. So, when you think it's true, you shout...?"
"Bang On!" The contestants yelled.
"And if you think it's false, you shout...?" Chudd continued.
"Bogus!" Yelled the contestants.
"You got it!" Chudd yelled. "At the end of the round, the two lowest scoring players get the boot, and you have as long as it takes Elmyra to catch Little Beeper."
"What was that?" The sign Little Beeper was holding read.
"Oooh, a birdie!" Elmyra's voice came.
"Uh oh." The sign Little Beeper was holding.
Little Beeper jumped to his feet, and ran off with Elmyra in pursuit.
"Let's play!" Earl announced.
"Mount Kilimanjaro is the highest mountain in the world." Chudd stated.
(Buzz!)
"George!"
"Bogus!" He answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "A group of Swans is called a Bevy."
(Buzz!)
"Calamity!"
"Bang On!" The sign Calamity was holding read.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "The capital of Australia is Sydney."
(Buzz!)
"Furrball."
"Bogus." Furrball answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "The Penny Black is an old-fashioned coin."
(Buzz!)
"Nelly!"
"Bogus." She answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "A Heptagon has eight sides."
(Buzz!)
"George!"
"Bang On?" He guessed.
(Fart noise!)
"Incorrect!" Chudd replied. "The star sign Capricorn is represented by a Goat."
(Buzz!)
"Alan!"
"Bang On."
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Seahorses have no teeth or stomachs."
(Buzz!)
"Montana!"
"Bang On!" Montana yelled.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Nepal is the only country without a rectangular flag."
(Buzz!)
"Furrball!"
"Bang On." Furrball answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Looks like we're nearly done! In chess, the knight is the only piece that can move diagonally."
(Buzz!)
"Montana!"
"Bogus!" Montana yelled.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Switzerland shares borders with four countries."
(Buzz!)
"Alan!"
"Bang On!" Alan answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Only one film won all five main Oscars."
(Buzz!)
"Nelly!"
"Bogus." She answered.
(Ding!)
"That's correct, Nelly." Chudd replied.
"BIRDIE!" Elmyra screamed, squeezing Little Beeper.
"Help me!" The sign Little Beeper was holding read.
"Serves him right." The sign Calamity was holding read.
"And that's the end of the round!" Chudd announced. "And after that exciting round, I can reveal that Furrball is through, Nelly is through, Alan is through, Montana Max is through..."
"Of course I'm through!" Montana yelled.
"... but Calamity is outta here!" Chudd continued.
"Dang it!" The sign Calamity was holding read.
"And so is George!" Chudd finished.
"Gutted." George replied.
"Yeah! Get out of here!" Montana yelled.
"Can it, Monty!" Exclaimed Chudd. "Like I said, George and Calamity Coyote are both out of here! Hit it, Earl!"
Thanks for playing, but YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!
You gave it a go, but YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!
Don't hang around Town, 'cause YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!
It's time to go, 'cause that's the show, and YOU'RE OUTTA HERE! YEAH!
George and Calamity were ejected into the ACME Anvil Testing Ground (Owned by Wile E Coyote.) In the process, Calamity was holding a sign that said 'AAAAAAHHHHHHH!'
"Calamity?" Asked Wile E. "How did you get here?"
"You might as well kick out the other contestants and take me o the Quiz Champ Challenge!" Exclaimed Montana.
"Sheesh, this kid has got an ego the size of this studio." Whispered Chudd. "Regardless, let's kick off round two with a game of..."
Talkin Backwards!
"Okay cheesy cheeks, here's how we play." Chudd informed. "I'm gonna go around the quiz block and ask you each a question in turn. But, you have to answer the question back to front. For example, if I say 'What's the name of the Tiny Toons sports game for the Sega Mega Drive', you say..."
"Stars All ACME." Earl informed.
"That right, Earl." Chudd replied. "The two lowest scoring players are out of the game, and we play until Plucky Duck gets crushed under an anvil."
"Anvils?!" Plucky demanded. "There aren't any anvils here!"
Suddenly, an anvil landed next to Plucky, and crushed Little Beeper and Elmyra.
"Uh oh!" Plucky yelled.
Plucky ran off.
"Let's play!" Earl announced.
"Alan, who was the first voice actor for Woody Woodpecker?" Chudd asked.
"Blanc Mel." Alan answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Furrball, what games were supposedly made by Mario's rival?"
"Wario & Game." Furrball answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Montana Max, what was the name of the third Shrek movie?"
"Third The Shrek!" Montana yelled.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Nelly, what is the fourth Harry Potter book called.
"Fire Goblet And The Potter Harry." Nelly answered.
(Fart noise!)
"No! It was Fire Of Goblet The And Potter Harry!" Chudd replied! "Alan, what channel features the Nostalgia Critic?"
"Channel Awesome." Alan answered.
(Fart noise!)
"I wanted Awesome, then Channel." Chudd replied. "Furrball, what is the Hulk's real name?"
"Banner Bruce." Furrball answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Montana Max, which Sonic games revolves around teams like Team Sonic, Team Dark, Team Rose, and Team Chaotix?"
"Heroes Sonic." Montana answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Alan, what movie revolves around someone named Willy Wonka?"
"Wonka Willy The And Factory Chocolate?" Alan guessed.
(Fart noise!)
"No, it was Factory Chocolate The And Wonka Willy." Chudd replied. "Looks like we're nearly out of time."
"Someone get these anvils away from me!" Plucky yelled, running from anvils.
"Furrball, what is the title of the Drawn Together movie?" Chudd asked.
"Movie The Movie Together Drawn The." Furrball answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Montana Max, which YouTube puppeteer has the initials SML?"
"Logan Mario Super." Montana answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Nelly, which Persona game stars Morgana and Joker?"
"Five Persona." Nelly answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Alan, which..."
"Agh!" Plucky Duck yelled as an anvil was dropped on him.
"And that's the end of the round!" Chudd announced. "And after that I can reveal that we're saying goodbye to Alan and Nelly!"
"Oh yeah!" Montana Max sang. "I'm going to round three!"
"I wouldn't be surprised if you were eliminated in that round." Furrball replied.
"Shut it, Cat!" Montana replied.
"Save it for the round, you two!" Exclaimed Chudd. "Like I said, Furrball and Montana are through, Alan and Nelly are out of here! Hit it, Earl!"
You're Outta Here!
Alan and Nelly were ejected into the ACME Anvil Testing Ground (Owned by Wile E Coyote).
"And now, it's a Toon VS Toon with Furrball The Cat and Montana Max!" Earl announced.
"I know how we can settle their score." Chudd announced. "And that's with a game of..."
Fast Food!
"Alright Fudgy Fingers, here are the rules." Chudd stated. "I'm gonna ask you some general knowledge questions, you gotta answer those questions in the time allowed. The time allowed is the time it takes your opponent to finish eating a bowl of food. So, the hungrier you are, the faster you'll eat, and the less time your opponent will have to answer the questions. At the end of the round, the one with the most points goes through to the Skatoony Quiz Champ Challenge, the loser goes through the roof. So, who will go first?"
"I will!" Boomed Montana.
Montana ripped off the silver cover, revealing Ramen Noodles.
"It's Ramen Noodles!" Announced Earl.
"Okay Furrball, you gotta answer questions correctly until Montana Max has finished eating those Ramen Noodles." Chudd instructed.
"Let's play!" Earl announced.
"Which month has twenty nine days in it?" Asked Chudd.
"All of them." Furrball answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "What can you see at the beginning of April and middle of May but not in June?"
"The letter A." Furrball answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Which online critic made something called 'Animated Atrocities'?
"TheMysteriousMrEnter." Furrball answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Which basketball hero is starring in Space Jam 2?"
"LeBron James." Furrball answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Who created SpongeBob SquarePants?"
"Stephen Hillenburg." Furrball answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "How many..."
(Burp!)
"Looks like Montana is done eating." Chudd announced. "Furrball, you've gotta eat that Spaghetti quick enough to stop Montana scoring four points."
"Hey!" Montana boomed. "Why is his food smaller than mine?!"
"Because he's smaller than you." Earl replied. "Okay Furrball, start eating!"
"True or false, the Sun is a planet." Chudd stated.
"True, the Sun is a planet!" Montana replied.
(Fart Noise!)
"Incorrect!" Chudd replied.
"What?!" Montana boomed. "The Sun IS a planet!"
"No, it's a Star." Chudd replied.
"No, THIS is a Star!" Yelled Montana, showing a picture of a Star, which was one with five shapes.
"That is a Star, but not the same kind of star." Chudd replied.
"The Sun is a planet because it's round like Jupiter, which is also a star!" Montana explained.
"That Star you showed us is called a two-dimensional polygon of a Star." Chudd replied. "A real star is a round burning ball of gas."
"How dumb are you?!" Boomed Montana. "The Sun is a..."
(Burp!)
"And Furrball is done eating!" Announced Earl!
"WHAT?!" Yelled Montana. "That's not fair!"
"You spent all your time arguing." Chudd explained. "Furrball has four points, and you have no points, therefore, you are OUT OF HERE!"
Before Montana Max could begin his tirade, Earl sang the key part.
YOU'RE OUTTA HERE! YEAH!
Montana Max screamed 'I HATE ANIMALS!' as he was ejected into the ACME Anvil Testing Ground (Owned by Wile E Coyote).
"Hey, where did Monty go?" Asked Elmyra.
"He's out of here." Explained Chudd. "And now, it's time for..."
The Skatoony Quiz Champ Challenge!
"Furrball, you made it past two of your school mates to make it this far." Chudd informed. "Now, you must face the Skatoony Quiz Champ Challenge. You've got ninety seconds to answer ten questions correctly. Win, and you earn yourself a fantastic Video Camera! Lose, and you only leave with the Spaghetti you've eaten. How are you feeling?"
"Like I hope I get a home soon." Furrball replied.
"Oh." Said Chudd. "Well, if you don't know the answer to any of the questions, just shout something silly, and I'll move on. Ready? Go! What nut is used to make Marzipan?"
"Almonds." Furrball answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "What's the capital city of Sweden?"
"Stockholm." Furrball answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Who was the US president before Donald Trump?"
"Barack Obama." Furrball answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Who is John Krasinski married to?"
"Miley Cyrus?" Guessed Furrball.
(Fart noise!)
"Emily Blunt!" Chudd replied. "What is the main fruit in Ribena?"
"Blackcurrants." Furrball answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "How many letters are in the word Hippopotamus?"
"Twelve." Furrball answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "What famous battle happened in 1066?"
"Battle of Hastings." Furrball answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Stop the clock! Okay Furrball, you're halfway through the Skatoony Quiz Champ Challenge. In forty five seconds, you've managed to score seven points. But Earl is willing to help you out with Earl's Halfway Deal!"
Earl's Halfway Deal!
"Alright Furrball, so far you've got seven points." Earl informed. "So, I'm willing to offer you one extra point, taking you up to eight. But, if you accept, I'm also going to take away twenty of your remaining forty five seconds. That'll leave you twenty five seconds to score two points. Want it?"
Furrball nodded in response.
"Yeah!" Exclaimed Earl.
"Okay Furrball, you've got twenty five seconds to score two points." Chudd informed. "Go! What element does 'O' represent on the periodic table?"
"Oxygen." Furrball answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "How many wives did Henry the eighth had?"
"Six."
(Ding!)
"That's correct Furrball!" Chudd replied. "You have done it! With ten points in under ninety seconds, you are this week's champion, and winner of the Video Camera!"
"Wow. I guess I'm not so unlucky after all." Furrball replied.
"Well, that's it for the first part of the quadruple episode." Chudd informed. "But make sure to stay tuned for the second part of the grand finale of..."
Skatoony!
In the green box was a boy called Andrew, in the red box was a strange female toon character (Dot Warner), in the pink box was a girl called Suzie, in the purple box was a strange male toon character (Yakko Warner), in the blue box was a boy called Spencer, and in the yellow box was a toon Nurse (Hello Nurse).
"Welcome back to Skatoony, Bubble Butts." Chudd greeted. "We're in the second episode of the quadruple episode special, and grand finale of our Skatoony series. Who have we got this time, Earl?"
"Let's meet the contestants of part two!" Earl replied. "Say hello to Andrew, Dot, Suzie, Yakko, Spencer, and Hello Nurse."
"HELLOOOOOOO NURSE!" Yakko yelled.
"Ugh, this again?" Dot sighed. "I thought we talked about this before the show, Yakko. You weren't supposed to think about the Nurse too much."
"Well, this'll be interesting." Laughed Spencer.
"You think so?" Asked Suzie.
"Regardless, listen up to the rules of the game." Chudd announced. "All you gotta do is stay in the game through three rapid fire rounds. We're gonna knock two of you out at the end of round one, then drop the second pair of losers at the end of round two, that'll leave two contestants battling it out to see who goes through to The Skatoony Quiz Champ Challenge! What do they win, Earl?"
"A Nintendo 3DS!" Earl announced.
"It would be wicked to have one of those!" Exclaimed Andrew.
"I have no time for those silly games." Hello Nurse stated. "I'm too busy with my work."
Yakko was too busy starring at Hello Nurse.
"Er..." Chudd stammered. "Let's start off the second part of the big finale with..."
Bang On Or Bogus!
"Alright Freddy Fingernails, let's run through the rules." Chudd stated. "I'm gonna tell you a bunch of statements. You say Bang On when you think they're true, and Bogus if you think they're false. The two lowest scoring players are out, and we play until the Goodfeathers are captured by Animal Control."
Animal Control was outside the Skatoony studio.
"Let's play!" Exclaimed Earl.
"The Donkey from Shrek is named Donkey." Chudd stated.
(Buzz!)
"Dot!"
"Bang On." She answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Eating Corn helps you hear."
(Buzz!)
"Andrew!"
"Bogus." He answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "It's impossible to lick your own elbow."
(Buzz!)
"Yakko!"
Yakko was too bust starring at the Nurse.
"YAKKO!" Dot yelled.
"Oh!" Exclaimed Yakko. "Er... twenty four?"
(Fart noise!)
"It's Bang On!" Chudd replied. "Flying Squirrels can't really fly."
(Buzz!)
"Hello Nurse!"
"Bang On." She answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied.
A squirrel landed next to Chudd.
"You see that, Skippy?" Slappy asked. "That's what happens when you assume."
"I see now, Aunt Slappy." Skippy replied.
"It takes seven years to digest swallowed chewing gum." Stated Chudd.
(Buzz!)
"Suzie!"
"Bogus?" She guessed.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Ostriches bury their head when they feel threatened."
(Buzz!)
"Spencer!"
"Bang On."
(Fart noise!)
"It's Bogus!" Chudd replied. "Niagra Falls is the largest waterfall."
(Buzz!)
"Andrew!"
"Bogus." He answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Port of Spain is the capital of Trinidad and Tobago."
(Buzz!)
"Dot!"
"Bang On." She answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Tears will not form from your face if you're in outer space."
(Buzz!)
"Nurse!"
"Bang On?" She guessed.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "And it looks like we're nearly out of time. Texas is the biggest American state."
(Buzz!)
"Suzie!"
"Bogus?" She guessed.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Napoleon was of below-average height."
(Buzz!)
"Spencer!"
"Bogus?" He guessed.
(Ding!)
"Well done, Spencer." Chudd replied.
The Goodfeathers were taken away by Animal Control.
"And that's the end of the round!" Chudd announced. "And at the end of that, I can reveal that we're saying goodbye to Spencer and... Yakko."
"WHY ME?!" Exclaimed Yakko.
"Because you kept starring at the Nurse." Dot explained.
"And you were too slow on the buzzer like Spencer." Chudd added. "As I said, Yakko and Spencer, thanks for coming to the show, but you are both OUT OF HERE! Sing it, Earl."
Thanks for playing, but YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!
You gave it a go, but YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!
Don't hang around Town, 'cause YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!
It's time to go, 'cause that's the show, and YOU'RE OUTTA HERE! YEAH!
(Yakko and Spencer were ejected into The ACME Lab Scrap Yard.)
Earl disappeared.
"Hey, where did Earl go?" Asked Chudd.
Suddenly, Earl appeared behind Chudd, and slapped a helmet on him.
"No! No! No!" Chudd yelled. "I don't wanna play..."
Chudd stood completely still.
"Alright!" Earl exclaimed. "Now let's play..."
Blinking Brain Box!
"Okay everyone, here's how the game works." Earl stated. "Chudd here is thinking about something, buzz in when you think you know what he's thinking. The quicker you guess it, the more points you get. The lowest two scorers get kicked off, and we play until Rita and Runt get their message from WB deciding if they'll be in future media or not."
"I hope they accept." Runt said, with excitement.
"Here we go!" Earl exclaimed. "What's Chudd thinking about?"
(Bleep.)
(Buzz!)
"Dot!"
"I recognise that shape." She pointed out. "It's a Pogo Stick."
(Ding!)
"Four points for Dot!" Earl announced. "Next thought, buddy!"
(Bleep.)
(Bleep.)
(Buzz!)
"Andrew!"
"A fish!" He answered.
(Ding!)
"Three points for Andrew!" Earl announced. "What's Chudd thinking next?"
(Bleep.)
(Bleep.)
"Anybody?" Earl asked.
(Bleep.)
(Buzz!)
"Nurse!"
"That's a Syringe." She answered.
(Ding!)
"Two points for Hello Nurse!" Earl announced. "Next thought!"
(Bleep!)
"Suzie!"
"A snowball?"
(Fart noise.)
"No, it's not a snowball." Earl replied.
(Bleep.)
(Buzz!)
"Dot!"
"A bowling ball!" She answered.
(Ding!)
"Three points for Dot!" Earl announced. "Next!"
(Bleep.)
"Buzz!"
"Andrew!"
"A basketball!" He answered.
(Ding!)
"Four points for Andrew!" Earl announced. "And judging by their laptop, we're nearly out of time! Next thought, Chudd buddy!"
(Bleep.)
(Bleep.)
(Buzz!)
"Suzie!"
"That's a Skunk." She answered.
(Ding!)
"Three points for Suzie!" Earl announced. "Next though!"
(Bleep.)
(Bleep.)
"Any guesses?" Earl asked. "Anyone?"
(Bleep.)
(Buzz!)
"Nurse!"
"Oh, that's a Cat." She answered.
(Ding!)
"Two points for Hello Nurse!" Earl announced.
An email notification appeared on the laptop.
"Looks like we're not in luck, Runt." Rita informed, sadly.
"And that's the end of the round!" Earl announced, removing the helmet off Chudd's head.
"What happened?" Chudd asked. "But anyways, judging by the scores, I can reveal that Andrew and Dot are both... through to round three!"
"Now that's zany!" Exclaimed Dot.
"Oh well." Hello Nurse replied. "My job is more important than winning the show."
"That may be a good spirit, Nurse, but you and Suzie are both OUT OF HERE!" Chudd replied. "Hit it, Earl!"
YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!
(Hello Nurse and Suzie were ejected into The ACME Labs Scrap Yard.)
"Yay! The Nurse is back!" Yakko yelled.
"And now, it's a Kid V Warner Sibling duel with Andrew and Dot Warner!" Earl announced.
"I know!" Chudd announced. "Let's settle who goes through to the Quiz Champ Challenge with..."
The DangerGrid Of Doom!
"I have arrived for the last time!" TDGOD announced.
"Perfect." Chudd replied, turning to the contestants. "Okay Tippy Toes, let's run through the rules. I'm gonna ask some general knowledge questions, buzz in when you think you know the answer. Get it right, and you get to pick a nasty surprise for your opponent. Get it wrong, and your opponent gets to pick a nasty pick for you. One point per correct question. The one with the most points goes through to The Skatoony Quiz Champ Challenge, the loser doesn't. And we play until Pinky and The Brain catch Jeff The Psycho in a trap."
Jeff The Psycho was running and jumping around like a Monkey, annoying The Brain.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?" Asked The Brain.
"I think so, Brain, but, why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?" Pinky replied.
"Let's play!" Earl announced.
"Which SpongeBob character gets tormented the most?" Chudd asked.
(Buzz!)
"Andrew!"
"Squidward." He answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Pick a square for Dot."
"Number twelve." Andrew chose.
"Minus two points!" TDGOD announced.
"Too bad, Dot." Chudd informed. "Next, which Orange Tabby Cat eats Lasagne?"
(Buzz!)
"Dot!"
"Garfield." She answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Pick a square!"
"Lucky number seven." Dot chose.
"Soft Dog Droppings!" TDGOD announced, squirting Andrew with Soft Dog Droppings.
"Nasty!" Exclaimed Chudd. "Next, how many Play Station systems are there?"
(Buzz!)
"Andrew!"
"Six!" He answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Pick a square."
"Four." Andrew chose.
"Raw Sewage!" TDGOD announced, squirting Dot with Raw Sewage.
"Gross!" Exclaimed Chudd. "Next, how often do leap years come?"
(Buzz!)
"Dot!"
"Every four years!" She answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Pick a square!"
"Nine!" She chose.
"Minus one point!" TDGOD announced.
"Too bad, Andrew!" Chudd announced. "Next, name a secondary colour."
(Buzz!)
"Andrew!"
"Green!" He answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd announced. "Pick a square!"
"Three!" Andrew chose.
"Expired Tomato Sauce!" TDGOD announced, squirting Dot with Expired Tomato Sauce.
"Eww!" Chudd exclaimed. "And it looks like we're nearly out of time! Next question, who starred in the first Space Jam movie?"
(Buzz!)
"Dot!"
"Michael Jordan!" She answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Pick a square!"
"Ten!" She chose.
"Bigfoot's Toe Jam!" TDGOD announced, squirting Andrew with Bigfoot's Toe Jam.
"Disgusting!" Chudd exclaimed. "Now, how many..."
The sound of a Cage closing could be heard. Jeff The Psycho was trying to pry the bars open.
"Hey! Get me out of here!" He demanded.
"And that's the end of the round!" Announced Chudd. "And I can reveal that the one going through to The Quiz Champ Challenge is... Andrew!"
"Oh well, at least I had a zany good time here!" Dot replied. "Not to menton, I have the reboot of my show anyway."
"That's quite the spirit, Dot." Chudd replied. "However, with the lowest score in this round, you are OUT OF HERE! Sing it, Earl!"
YOU'RE OUTTA HERE! YEAH!
Dot was ejected into The ACME Labs Scrap Yard.
"Well, now that the loser contestants are gone, I know what it's time for!" Chudd announced.
The Skatoony Quiz Champ Challenge!
"Andrew, you made it past three Animaniacs characters to make it to the Quiz Champ Challenge." Chudd informed. "You've got ninety seconds to answer ten questions correctly. Succeed, and you win yourself a fabulous Nintendo 3DS. Fail, and you only leave with the smelly smells on you. How are you feeling?"
"Sticky." Andrew replied.
"Okay, now if you don't know the answer to any of the questions, just shout something silly, and I'll move on." Chudd replied. "Let's play! Who is the actor of Fred and Marvin Marvin?"
"Lucas Cruikshank." Andrew answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "What was DiamondPickle994's first Death Battle story?"
"Hamister VS Goater." Andrew answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Which channel was The Looney Tunes Show from 2011 airing on?"
"Boomerang." Andrew answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "How many Spiderman movies are there?"
"Twelve?" Andrew guessed.
(Fart noise!)
"Eight!" Chudd replied. "What is the capital of Colorado?"
"Denver." Andrew answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Which two mascot icons were in the Olympic games together?"
"Mario and Sonic." Andrew replied.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "What continent is known as The Mother Continent?"
"Africa." Andrew answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "What was the first game to feature Mario?"
"Donkey Kong." Andrew answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Mortal Kombat, DC, and Tiny Toons were created by which company?"
"Warner Brothers." Andrew answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "How many inches in a foot?"
"Twelve." Andrew answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Stop the clock! Okay Andrew, you're halfway through The Skatoony Quiz Champ Challenge. In fourty five seconds you've managed to score nine points. But, let's see what Earl has to offer in Earl's Halfway Deal!"
Earl's Halfway Deal!
"Hey Andrew, you're doing well!" Earl informed. "In fact, you're doing so well, I don't think you need a deal!"
"Okay..." Chudd replied. "Andrew, you have forty five seconds to score one point. Let's play! What website does DiamondPickle994 hate the most?"
"Reddit." Andrew answered.
(Ding!)
"Andrew, the Quiz Champ Challenge is yours!" Chudd announced. "With ten points in under ninety seconds, you are the champion of the second part of the grand finale, and winner of the Nintendo 3DS!"
"That's a relief." Andrew replied.
"Well, there we are, folks." Chudd informed. "We are now halfway through the Quadruple Episode special. Soon, it'll be time to close the book on this story for good. But, make sure to stay tuned for the third part of the big finale of..."
SKATOONY!
In the green box was a girl called Beatrice, in the red box was a man with a grey cap (Scout), in the pink box was a boy called Ted, in the purple box was a bald mercenary (Heavy), in the blue box was a boy called Alex, and in the yellow box was a doctor (Medic).
"Welcome back to Skatoony, Teacher Teeths." Chudd greeted. "We're in the third of the final part of our big finale: The Quadruple Episode special. Who have we got here, Earl?"
"Say hello to: Beatrice, Scout, Ted, Heavy, Alex, and Medic." Earl introduced.
"Is the prize Sandwiches?" Heavy asked.
"He hasn't gotten there yet." Scout replied.
"Exactly." Ted added.
"Alright everyone, listen up to the rules of the game!" Chudd announced. "All you gotta do is stay in the game through three rapid fire rounds. We're gonna knock two of you out at the end of round one, then drop the second pair of losers at the end of round two, that'll leave two contestants battling it out to see who goes through to The Skatoony Quiz Champ Challenge! What do they win, Earl?"
"It's an iPod!" Earl announced.
"Why prize not sandwich?!" Demanded Heavy.
"It's not that kind of game show." Explained Beatrice.
"Can we just play to have fun?" Asked Alex.
"Good idea, smart child." Medic replied.
"Alex is right!" Chudd announced. "Let's kick off part three with..."
Bang On Or Bogus!
"Okay Funky Feets, let's run through the rules." Chudd stated. "I'm gonna tell you all a bunch of silly statements. You say Bang On when you think they're facts, and Bogus if you think they just ain't true. So, if you think it's true, you shout...?"
"Bang On!" The contestants yelled.
"And if you think it's false, you shout...?" Asked Chudd.
"Bogus!" The contestants yelled.
"You got it!" Chudd replied. "At the end of the round, the two lowest scoring players are out, and we play until Engineer has finished his guitar solo."
"My newest machine printed out the perfect Guitar notes." Engineer explained.
"Let's play!" Earl announced.
"White Chocolate doesn't contain Cocoa Butter." Chudd stated.
(Buzz!)
"Scout!"
"That's Bogus, man." Scout answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Turkish Delight used to contain real Turkey."
(Buzz!)
"Ted!"
"Bogus." He answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "In the Flintstones, Fred and Barney are friends."
(Buzz!)
"Medic!"
"That's Bang On." Medic answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Every year, there's a pig Olympics."
(Buzz!)
"Beatrice!"
"Bang On?" She guessed.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "French Fries were discovered in Paris."
"Ooh, I know this one!" Heavy yelled.
Heavy smashed the buzzer so hard, it broke due to Heavy's strength.
"Bang On!" Heavy yelled.
(Fart noise!)
"It's Bogus, Heavy." Chudd replied. "And you'll have to pay for that broken buzzer. President Theodore Roosevelt's son was called Kermit."
(Buzz!)
"Ted!"
"Bang On." He answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "An American was the first man in Space."
(Buzz!)
"Medic!"
"Bogus." He answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Hurricanes and Typhoons are the same thing."
"Ohh! Ohh! I know this one!" Heavy yelled.
After realising he didn't have a buzzer, he took out a Soldier helmet, placed it on the stand, and tapped it.
"Buzz! Bang On!" Heavy yelled.
(Fart noise!)
"Sorry Heavy, your buzzer didn't match up, and it's Bogus anyway." Chudd replied. "Risotto is a common Italian Rice dish."
(Buzz!)
"Scout!"
"Bang On, man." Scout answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "And I think we're nearly out of time. The Femur is the largest human bone."
(Buzz!)
"Beatrice!"
"Bang On." She answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "The mint julep is the signature drink of the Kentucky Derby of horseracing."
(Buzz!)
"Alex, welcome to the game!"
"Bang On?" He guessed.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "The Forbidden City is in Beijing."
(Buzz!)
"Ted!"
"Bang On." He answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "The prefix "mega-" represents one million."
(Buzz!)
"Beatrice!"
"Bang On?" She guessed.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "And by the looks of it..."
Engineer took a bow after finishing, and people were throwing flowers towards him.
"It's the end of the round!" Announced Chudd. "And after that, I can reveal that Alex, along with Heavy, are both out of the game!"
"WHAT?!" Heavy boomed. "SANDWICH!"
"Is that all you ever think about?" Scout asked.
"He probably does." Chudd replied. "As I mentioned, Heavy and Alex are both OUTTA HERE! Hit it, Earl!"
Thanks for playing, but YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!
You gave it a go, but YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!
Don't hang around Town, 'cause YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!
It's time to go, 'cause that's the show, and YOU'RE OUTTA HERE! YEAH!
Alex and Heavy were ejected into The Bonk Atomic Punch Factory.
"I thought he'd never leave." Scout sighed.
"Well, that's enough of that." Chudd informed. "Now, let's kick start round two with..."
Draw What You Hear, Then Shout Out When You've Know What You've Drawn
"So, you've all got your pencils and papers?" Asked Chudd. "So how this goes is: I give out instructions while you draw those instructions. All you do is draw what you hear, then shout out when you've known what you've drawn. The two lowest scorers get kicked off, and we play until Pyro is done dancing with Deery The Deer."
"So, you think you got the best moves, Bambi?" Pyro asked.
"Well and true." Deery replied.
"We'll see!" Pyro retorted.
"Let's go!" Earl announced.
"First, draw a big circle." Chudd instructed. "At the top of the inside of that circle, draw three small circles making a triangle shapes. Then, fill in those three small circles."
(Buzz!)
"Scout!"
"It's a Bowling Ball." Scout answered, showing his drawing.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Next, draw a rectangle with the long lines on the sides. Then, on the inside middle of the left or right of that rectangle, draw a small circle."
(Buzz!)
"Ted!"
"It's a door." Ted answered, showing his drawing.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Next, draw a cylinder shape, then shade the inside top of that cylinder shape. Then, draw a handle."
(Buzz!)
"Medic!"
"It's a Mug!" Medic answered, showing his drawing.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Next, draw two big circles next to each other. Inside those two circles, draw two smaller circles, and fill them in. At the bottom of those big circles, draw a triangle with the top pointing tip pointing down."
(Buzz!)
"Scout!"
"It's an Owl." Scout answered, showing his drawing.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Next, draw a screwdriver."
(Buzz!)
"Ted!"
"A screwdriver!" Ted answered, showing his drawing.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "And it looks like we're nearly done. Next, draw a similar rectangle from earlier. In the upper-left hand corner of the inside of that rectangle, draw the word: Wii."
(Buzz!)
"Ted!"
"A Wii game case!" Ted answered, showing his drawing.
(Ding!)
"That's correct!" Chudd replied. "Next, draw a..."
"Not bad, Deer." Pyro breathed.
"You were good too." Deery replied. "Let's do this again sometime."
"And that's the end of the round!" Chudd announced. "And it looks like Scout and Ted are through to round three!"
"Knew it!" Exclaimed Scout. "I got this in the bag!"
"I thought I had it!" Exclaimed Medic.
"Gutted." Added Beatrice.
"Too bad you two." Chudd replied. "Because you two are both OUT OF HERE! Hit it, Earl!"
YOU'RE OUTTA HERE! YEAH!
Medic and Beatrice were ejected into The Bonk Atomic Punch Factory.
"And now, we have a kid v mercenary with Ted and Scout!" Earl announced.
"Hmm." Chudd said. "I know! Let's have them play..."
Egg Noggin!
"Hey, what's with these eggs?" Scout asked. "I prefer them in my Bonk."
"I like my eggs scrambled." Added Ted.
"Alright you two, let's run through the rules." Chudd informed. "I'm gonna ask some general knowledge questions. Regardless if you get the question right or wrong, you have the chance to win a bonus point. You can win that by picking out a hard boiled egg from the eggs in front of you."
"Some are hard boiled, but some are raw." Earl explained. "And we ain't telling which is which."
"So the only way you're going to figure that out is by smashing the egg on your forehead." Chudd explained. "One point per correct question, and a bonus point per hard boiled egg, and you have as long as it takes Sniper, Soldier, Spy, and Demoman to finish their target practise."
"So, these the targets?" Asked Spy. "They all look like Stephen Stotch from South Park."
"Exactly." Demoman replied.
"Let's play!" Earl announced.
"Which author wrote The Devil President, Sweet Revenge, and the Cool Cat books?" Chudd asked.
(Buzz!)
"Ted!"
"Derek Savage!" He answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Pick an egg."
(Splat!)
"It's raw!" Chudd announced. "Next, which of these is an instrument: Mayonnaise, Horse Radish, or Cello?"
(Buzz!)
"Scout!"
"Cello!" Scout answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Get crackin'."
(Crack!)
"It's hard boiled! So you get a bonus point!" Chudd announced. "Okay, what is the biggest ocean?"
(Buzz!)
"Scout!"
"Pacific!" He answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Pick an egg!"
(Splat!)
"Raw!" Chudd announced. "What's the capital of Denmark?"
(Buzz!)
"Ted!"
"Ribe?" He guessed.
(Fart noise!)
"Copenhagen!" Chudd replied. "But pick an egg anyway."
(Crack!)
"And you get a bonus point!" Announced Chudd. "Next, which game system has a 360 after it's title?"
(Buzz!)
"Scout!"
"Xbox 360!" He answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Pick an egg!"
(Splat!)
"Oh no, it's raw." Chudd announced. "Next, where would you find Elephants commonly?"
(Buzz!)
"Ted!"
"Japan?" He guessed.
(Fart noise!)
"Africa!" Chudd replied. "But get crackin'."
(Splat!)
"Raw!" Chudd announced. "And I think we're nearly done! What year was the original Tiny Toons show cancelled?"
(Buzz!)
"Scout!"
"1992!" He answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Chose your egg!"
(Crack!)
"Hard boiled!" Announced Chudd. "Next, what was the first Nintendo Console?"
(Buzz!)
"Ted!"
"NES!" He answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Pick your egg!"
(Splat!)
"Raw!" Chudd announced.
"Bam!" Sniper yelled.
"Eat that!" Yelled Soldier.
"And that's the end of the round!" Chudd announced. "And after all of that, I can reveal the one going through to the Skatoony Quiz Champ Challenge is... Scout!"
"Booyah!" Scout yelled. "That's how we do it in Boston!"
"I was so close." Ted sighed.
"Eh, at least you tried, pal." Scout replied.
"Scout is right, Ted." Chudd added. "You've been fantastic fun, but with the lowest score, YOU'RE OUT OF HERE! Hit it, Earl!"
YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!
Ted was ejected into The Bonk Atomic Punch Factory.
"Hey yo, Chudd man!" Scout pointed out. "You know what it's time for!"
"I hear ya'!" Scout replied.
The Skatoony Quiz Champ Challenge!
"Well Scout, you're the TF2 merc to make it to the Quiz Champ Challenge." Chudd informed. "You've got ninety seconds to answer ten questions correctly. Succeed, and you win yourself a fantastic iPod. Fail, and you only leave with egg on your face. How are you feeling?"
"Like I'm gonna ace this." Scout replied.
"Okay, if you don't know the answer to any of the questions, just shout something silly, and I'll move on." Chudd replied. "Let's play! What year was the PS4 released?"
"2013." Scout answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Which planet is closest to the Sun?"
"Mercury." Scout answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Who wrote the Star Spangled Banner?"
"Barack Obama?" Scout guessed.
(Fart noise!"
"Francis Scott Key!" Chudd replied. "Where did the first Fourth Of July take place?"
"Philadelphia." Scout answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "What do the thirteen stripes on the American flag represent?"
"The thirteen original colonies." Scout answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Which president was born on Fourth Of July?"
"Joe Biden?" Scout guessed.
(Fart noise!)
"Calvin Coolidge!" Chudd replied. "What are Jack-O-Lanterns made of?"
"Pumpkins." Scout answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "How many rings in the Olympic flag?"
"Five." Scout answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "What two countries border three oceans?"
"America and Canada." Scout answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Stop the clock! Okay Scout, you're halfway through The Skatoony Quiz Champ Challenge. In forty five seconds, you've managed to score seven points. But, Earl is willing to help you out with Earl's Halfway Deal!"
Earl's Halfway Deal!
"Alright Scout, I'm gonna offer you one extra point, taking you up to eight." Earl offered. "But, if you accept, I'm also gonna take away twenty of your remaining forty five seconds. That'll leave you twenty five seconds to score two points. Deal?"
"Heck yeah!" Scout replied.
"Okay Scout, you have twenty five seconds to score two points." Chudd informed. "Let's play! Did the T-Rex live on water or land?"
"Land." Scout answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Who does Captain America call the Earth's Best Defender?"
"Iron Man." Scout answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "That's ten points in under ninety seconds! Scout, you are the champion of part three of the quadruple episode, and winner of the iPod!"
"Bam!" Scout exclaimed, playing his Baseball Bat like a Guitar.
"Well, that's rounds three, Twizzler Toenails." Chudd informed. "But make sure to stay tuned for the final part of the Quadruple Episode special, only on..."
SKATOONY!
In the green box was a boy called Sid, in the red box was a man with familiar orange hair (Heddily Diddly Dee), in the pink box was a boy named Bill, in the purple box was an alien leader (Zeppo), in the blue box was a boy called William, and in the yellow box was a strange creature (Xcqankly).
"Welcome back to the Quadruple Episode Special, Ferret Feet." Chudd greeted. "We're in the final part of our grand finale. Whatta ya say, Earl?"
"I say we meet our final contestants!" Earl replied. "Say hello to Sid, Heddily Diddly Dee, Bill, Zeppo, William, and Xcqankly."
"Remember me, Chudders?!" Boomed Heddily. "The one who you got thrown in jail!"
"It's a relief you summoned those critters, Heddily." Chudd replied.
"I've heard what happened!" Heddily yelled.
"How could those critters possibly change?!" Zeppo demanded.
"You need to plan your plans more." Sid informed.
"Do you even wonder why you always lose?" William asked.
"Silence!" Yelled Xcqankly.
"Listen up to the rules of the game!" Chudd announced. "All you gotta do is stay in the game through three rapid fire rounds. We're gonna knock two of you out at the end of round one, then drop the second pair of losers at the end of round two, that'll leave two contestants battling it out to see who goes through to The Skatoony Quiz Champ Challenge! What do they win, Earl?"
"An iPhone 7!" Earl announced.
"I always wanted one of those." Bill said.
"And you won't get it either!" Heddily yelled. "Me and these other two villains have agreed to work together to take the prize, then the whole show!"
"Do! You! Ever! Shut! Up!" Sid banged.
"Thank you, Sid!" Chudd replied. "Now, let's do our last ever..."
Bang On Or Bogus!
"Okay Teacher Tongues, let's run through the rules." Chudd stated. "I'm gonna tell you a bunch of statements. Some of are true, some others are a load of bologna. All you gotta do is decide what's Bang On true and what's Bogusly false. So, if you think it's true, you buzz in and shout..."
"Bang On!" The contestants yelled.
"And if you think it's false, you buzz in and shout...?" Asked Chudd.
"Bogus!" The contestants yelled.
"You got it!" Chudd replied. "At the end of the round, the two lowest scoring players are out, and you have as long as it takes The Skeleton Crew to each get a slam dunk."
"Watch this, crew members!" T-Bone spoke out, bouncing the Basketball around.
"Let's play!" Earl announced.
"The closest star to Earth is the Sun." Chudd stated.
(Buzz!)
"Bill!"
"Bang On." He answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is the best selling Nintendo Switch game."
(Buzz!)
"Zeppo!"
"Bang On!" He answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Wikipedia is the name of a disease you get from looking at a computer all day long."
(Buzz!)
"Heddily!"
"Bogus!" He loudly answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "You only use fifty percent of your brain."
(Buzz!)
"Xcqankly!"
"Bang On!" He yelled.
(Fart noise!)
"It's Bogus!" Chudd replied. "Jupiter is the biggest planet in our solar system."
(Buzz!)
"William!"
"Bang On!" He answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Chimpanzees have tails."
(Buzz!)
"Heddily!"
"Bogus!" He loudly answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "The Wizard Of Oz movie was based on a book."
(Buzz!)
"Heddily again."
"Bang On!" He yelled
(Ding!)
"Correct, and LOUD!" Chudd replied. "The word 'Bacteria' is plural."
(Buzz!)
"Zeppo!"
"Bang On!" He answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "There are more trees than people on Earth."
(Buzz!)
"Bill!"
"Bang On." He answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "And it looks like we're nearly out of time! Next, Vampire Bats are real."
(Buzz!)
"William!"
"Bang On." He answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Lambda is a Greek letter."
(Buzz!)
"Sid, welcome to the game!"
"Bogus?" He guessed.
(Fart noise!)
"It's Bang On!" Chudd replied. "Parrots can live longer than Dogs."
(Buzz!)
"Bill!"
"Bang On." He answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "In his younger years, William Shakesphere was a pirate."
(Buzz!)
"Zeppo!"
"Bang On!" He answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "And I think..."
Fibbz made the last slam dunk.
"That's how we do it in Da Skeleton Crew!" He exclaimed, doing the flossing dance.
"And that's the end of the round!" Chudd announced. "And after our last Bang On Or Bogus, I can reveal that we're saying goodbye to Xcqankly and... Sid!"
"Gutted." Sid sighed.
"Impossible!" Yelled Xcqankly.
"Can it!" Chudd replied. "One down, two more to go! Xcqankly and Sid are both OUT OF HERE! Sing it, Earl!"
Thanks for playing, but YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!
You gave it a go, but YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!
Don't hang around town, 'cause YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!
It's time to go, 'cause that's the show, and YOU'RE OUTTA HERE! YEAH!
Sid and Xcqankly were ejected into The Loser Lounge.
"You can't stop us, Chudders!" Heddily yelled. "When I win, we'll take over Skatoony, and I'll be able to bail Shaw out of jail!"
"Oh no, that guy?" Bill asked.
"Well, we'll just see, Heddily." Chudd replied. "But now, it's time for..."
Blindfold Buffet!
"Okay Fudgy Fingers, let's run through the rules." Chudd stated. "I'm gonna ask some questions and the answer will always be either Spinach, Meatballs, Mayonnaise, Peanut Butter, or Pizza Sauce. But you won't know which is which because you're blindfolded. When you think you know the answer to the question, scoop up the correct food, and bash that buzzer. The answer is what you're holding, not what you say. The lowest two scoring players get the boot, and you have as long as it takes one of the Woodland Critters to win the lottery."
Each Woodland Critter had their own Lottery Ticket.
"Here we go!" Chudd announced. "Which of these goes great with Spaghetti?"
(Buzz!)
"Heddily!"
"This!" Heddily yelled, holding up Meatballs.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Garfield's worse punishment is eating this."
(Buzz!)
"Zeppo!"
Zeppo was holding Mayo.
(Fart noise!)
"No, it's Spinach!" Chudd replied. "Which of these goes on a certain Italian dish?"
(Buzz!)
"Bill!"
Bill was holding Pizza Sauce.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Which of these goes with Jelly on sandwiches?"
(Buzz!)
"William!"
William was holding Pizza Sauce.
(Fart noise!)
"Wrong, it's Peanut Butter!" Chudd replied.
"I thought that's what I was holding." William replied.
"Next, which of these is a vegetable?"
(Buzz!)
"Heddily!"
Heddily was holding Spinach, which he didn't realise.
(Ding!)
"Spinach is correct!" Chudd replied.
"Spinach?!" Heddily yelled.
Screaming, Heddily threw the spinach off the block.
"Ahhh! Vegetables!" He yelled.
"Moving on!" Chudd announced. "Which of these is white?"
(Buzz!)
"Bill!"
"Mayo." He answered, holding Mayo.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "And I think we're almost done! Next, which of these was made in Italy?"
(Buzz!)
"Zeppo!"
"Meatballs!" HE yelled, holding Meatballs.
(Ding!)
"Correct! And I also would've accepted Pizza Sauce too. Next, which of these is made of Tomatoes?"
(Buzz!)
"William!"
"One of these!" William answered, holding one of each.
(Fart noise.)
"I can't accept that, William. It's Pizza Sauce." Chudd replied. "Which of these is made from a nut?"
(Buzz!)
"Heddily!"
"This!" Heddily yelled, holding Peanut Butter.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Which of these are commonly in subs?"
(Buzz!)
"Bill!"
"Meatballs." He answered. holding Meatballs.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied.
"And the numbers are: 17, 18, 7, 36, and 73!" The TV said.
"I WON!" Yelled Rabbity. "I won the Lottery!"
"And that's the end of the round!" Chudd replied. "And it looks like Heddily and Bill are both... through to round three!"
"Of course I'd be one of them!" Heddily proudly yelled.
"Do you ever stop yelling?!" Boomed Bill.
"Looks like it's up to you, Heddily!" Informed Zeppo.
"Don't get your hopes up, Zeppo!" Chudd replied. "Because you and William are OUT OF HERE! Hit it, Earl!"
YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!
William and Zeppo were ejected into The Loser Lounge.
"And now it's all comes down to our final matchup with Bill and Heddily Diddly Doo!" Earl announced.
"And soon, this show will be mine!" Heddily yelled. "And I will have my revenge!"
"Shut up!" Bill yelled.
"Thank you!" Chudd told him. "Because now it's time for..."
Hoo Flung Dung!
"Hoo here for big finale!" Hoo announced.
"Okay Twister Toes, let's run through the rules." Chudd stated. "Hoo here is going to paint a picture. When you think you know what he's painting, buzz in and guess. Just, try not to get covered in Hoo's... paint. One point per correct guess, and try not to leave your mouths open. You have as long as it takes Hoo to run out of... paint."
"Let's play!" Earl announced.
Hoo threw the first blob.
(Buzz!)
"Bill!"
"A tree?" He guessed.
(Fart noise!)
"Nope." Chudd replied.
(Buzz!)
"Heddily!"
"A plant!" He answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied.
Hoo started the next picture.
(Buzz!)
"Bill!"
"A TV!" He answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied.
Hoo started the next picture.
(Buzz!)
"Bill!"
"A Dog!" He answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied.
Hoo started the next picture.
(Buzz!)
"Heddily!"
"A Cookie!" He answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied.
Hoo started the next picture.
(Buzz!)
"Heddily!"
"A Pizza!" He answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied.
Hoo started the next picture.
(Buzz!)
"Heddily again."
"A Cat!" He answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied.
Hoo started the next picture.
(Buzz!)
"Bill!"
"A lamp!" He answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied.
Hoo started the next picture.
(Buzz!)
"Bill!"
"A window!" He answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied.
Hoo started the next picture.
(Buzz!)
"Bill!"
"A Mouse!" He answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied.
"Hoo all out of paint now!" Hoo announced.
"And that's the end of the round!" Chudd announced. "And I can reveal that with five points, the one going through to the final Skatoony Quiz Champ Challenge is... Bill!"
"I don't think so, Chudders!" Heddily yelled. "Eject me and see what happens!"
"If you say so!" Chudd replied. "Hit it, Earl!"
YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!
Heddily was ejected. But instead of landing into The Loser Lounge, and alien ship picked him up, and took him back to the studio.
"I told you, Chudders!" Heddily boomed.
In the ship was Heddily, Zeppo, and Xcqankly.
"Looks like the show is doomed, Earl." Chudd informed, nervously.
Suddenly, DiamondPickle994 and RedHood123 came into the studio. DiamondPickle994 was beating up Zeppo, while RedHood123 was beating up Xcqankly. After Zeppo and Xcqankly were defeated, the two authors turned to a nervous Heddily.
"Author Pawnch!" They both yelled.
DiamondPickle994 and RedHood123 punched Heddily with a huge explosion which launched him into The Loser Lounge.
"That's what you deserve!" DiamondPickle994 yelled.
"That's exactly what you deserve!" RedHood123 agreed.
"Thanks for that, you two." Chudd said, appriceatley.
"Yeah, who knows how that would've ended!" Earl agreed.
"Don't mention it." RedHood123 agreed.
"We'll let you finish this off." DiamondPickle994 replied.
"As you say." Chudd replied. "Now, there's only one thing left to do, our grand finale."
The Skatoony Quiz Champ Challenge!
"Bill, you are the contestant to make it to the final Skatoony Quiz Champ Challenge!" Chudd informed. "You've got ninety seconds to score ten questions correctly. Succeed, and you win yourself a fantastic iPhone 7. Fail, and you only leave with Gorilla... paint. How do you feel?"
"Slimy." Bill replied.
"Okay, if you don't know the answer to any of the questions, just shout something silly and I'll move on." Chudd replied.
"Let's play!" Earl announced.
"What company is Mickey Mouse the mascot of?"
"Disney." Bill answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "How many Skatoony stories did RedHood123 make?"
"Fifteen." Bill answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "What state is above Tennese?"
"Kentucky." Bill answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Is the Earth flat?"
"No." Bill answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Is the Sun a planet?"
"No." Bill answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "What is the most recent Persona game?"
"Persona 5." Bill answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Who is the most recent DLC in Smash Ultimate?"
"Sephiroth." Bill answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "What movie revolves around a Panda learning Kung Fu?"
"Kung Fu Panda." Bill answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "True or false, Minecraft can be played on mobile."
"True." Bill answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct!" Chudd replied. "Is this the final Skatoony chapter?"
"Yes." Bill answered.
(Ding!)
"Correct, and that's it! You've done it!" Chudd announced.
"And I didn't even need my Halfway Deal!" Earl announced.
"Congratulations, Bill!" Chudd announced. "You have won the final Skatoony Quiz Champ Challenge, and have won an iPhone 7!"
"This is the greatest day of my life!" Bill yelled.
"Well, that's it for the Quadruple Episode, folks." Chudd informed. "And the end of this Skatoony series in general. But, remember that you'll always have your memories of Kids and Toons quizzing that can only be seen on..."
SKATOONY!
Well, there you have it. Now that the Quadruple Episode has been published, I can finally put my Skatoony series to rest. But Skatoony will always be a major part of my childhood, your childhood, and the childhoods of others who know of this series. Thank you all for reading, and goodnight.
Tony was reading a book in his office.
"Hey! You're still here?!" He boomed. "Chudders! You told me the reader will be gone after the Quadruple Episode!"
Tony walked to the door.
"Go away!" He yelled. "It's over!"
Tony switched off the lights, and left his office, locking it behind him.
The end.
