History Lesson

It was a bright and sunny day at school when Mr. Crocker was teaching Timmy and his friends in his usual crazy way.

Crocker smiled with his eyes closed and his hands behind his back as he said, "Okay class, I will now hand back your tests and show you all your grades."

He smiled as he went AJ and gave him his test with an "A" on it and gave back everyone else's with "F's" while yelling happily and crazil he said, "An 'A' for AJ, and nothing but 'F's' for everyone else! Haha haha!"

When Timmy received his "F" he replied in exasperation, "Not again!"

Crocker suddenly stared him in the face and accusingly said, "Not happy with your grade Turner? The only way you could even hope to change your grade is if you had… FAIRY GOD PARENTS!"

Timmy glanced down at Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof on his desks as books, and he feigned innocence as he said, "What makes you think I have fairies anyway?"

Crocker pointed his finger at Timmy and said, "You can't fool me Turner! Ever since I was a boy I've known that fairies exist! That's why I took this job! I've worked at this school for over ten years because I knew one day a child would come with fairy god parents! Then you came and I finally found what I've been waiting for! I won't stop until I capture your fairies Turner! Nothing can save you Turner!"

Suddenly the bell rang and Crocker stood up and smiled as he said, "Well it's quitting time. Class dismissed."

They all left school and on the way home Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof flew with Timmy as birds.

Wanda looked at Timmy and asked, "What's wrong sport?"

Timmy stopped walking and angrily said, "I'm sick of putting up with Crocker! He's obsessed with trying to prove I have fairies!"

Cosmo smiled stupidly as he said, "Yeah, and it's all because of you remember? Remember how you wrecked his childhood?"

They all glared at him and Timmy suddenly got an idea and said, "Yeah but maybe I can stop him from becoming more obsessed. What if I went back in time and stopped him from getting his job at school? Then he wouldn't be my teacher and maybe he'd give up his obsession with fairies."

Wanda glanced away then glared at Cosmo while saying, "Maybe, but how are you gonna do that? Your Time Scooter's broken, thanks to Cosmo!"

Cosmo whistled casually and Timmy smiled confidently as he said, "No problem. We stopped by in that time on our way back to his childhood. I wish I was back where I was ten years ago when Crocker first got his job as a teacher!"

Cosmo and Wanda hesitated before they waved their wands and Poof waved his rattle, then they all magically poofed away. Timmy reappeared by himself in a completely different setting.

He was confused as he looked around and said, "Huh? Where am I?"

He was floating in some strange liquid in a small round pink and red area that looked strangely fleshy. Timmy screamed in fear as he looked down and saw that he was naked and that there was some kind of tube connecting to his stomach.

He tried to cover himself as he said, "Cosmo! Wanda! Poof! Where are you?!"

Cosmo and Wanda floated up to him as pink and green amoebas and Wanda said, "We're right here Timmy."

Timmy was scared as he looked at his surroundings and said, "What happened to me? Where am I? What's going on?"

Wanda remained calm as she explained, "This is what you wished for. You wished that you were back where you were ten years ago when Crocker first got his job as a teacher. But you see, you weren't born yet so we brought you where you were back then."

Timmy began to catch on as he nervously said, "Wait! You mean…"

The screen then showed an image of Timmy's parents sitting on the couch in their living room, ten years younger and wearing different clothes. His mom was heavily pregnant as she had a large round belly that carried Timmy inside as she caressed it.

Her belly suddenly shook as Timmy frantically yelled, "I'm back in mom's womb?!"

Mrs. Turner happily patted her bump and looked at her husband as she fondly said, "Oh honey, the baby's kicking. Isn't that sweet?"

Back in the womb Timmy glared at Cosmo and Wanda as he said, "This isn't what I had in mind."

Cosmo glared back at him as he said, "Well you should've been more specific."

Timmy then noticed something and curiously asked, "Hey, where's Poof?"

Wanda narrowed her eyes as she said, "We can't have Poof in here! He's too young for any of this stuff! So he's staying with Mama Cosma until we'll done here."

Meanwhile Mama Cosma had Poof in a baby chair as she happily said, "Don't worry Poof. Grandma Cosma is here for you, unlike your thoughtless mother!"

Poof looked at her with confusion as he said, "Poof?"

Back in the womb Timmy glared at Cosmo and Wanda as he put his arms out and said, "Well now what? How am I supposed to find Crocker from in here?"

Wanda smiled as she thought and answered, "Well this when Crocker started working at your school. If we can get your parents to take us there maybe we can do something to get him to quit teaching."

Timmy put his finger to his lip as he thought and said, "Okay, that shouldn't be too hard. My parents are nitwits."

He turned up to the womb ceiling and awkwardly said, "Uh… Mom? Dad?"

Outside both his parents were looking down at his mom's pregnant belly and she happily said, "Oh isn't that sweet honey. We're so excited for our baby to be born we're imagining her talking to us right now."

His dad smiled happily as he said, "Yeah, and we're already imagining what her voice sounds like. It sounds so beautiful it would be weird if it was a boy's."

A close-up of Mom's belly appeared as Timmy said, "Sure! Let's go with that!"

His dad leaned over his wife's belly and said, "So how is mommy and daddy's precious little baby girl who we'd hate to discover was actually a boy."

Timmy awkwardly said, "Uh… great! Thanks daddy. Hey can we go look at school for me tomorrow."

Mrs. Turner smiled at her husband and said, "Oh that's a great idea honey! Tomorrow we'll go to the closest school and see if that would be good for our daughter to go when she's older!"

Mr. Turner got excited as he helped his wife up and said, "Ooh yeah! I like that idea! Let's celebrate by dancing!"

He pulled out a remote and turned on the stereo, which started playing upbeat music that they both started dancing to. When Mrs. Turner danced she shook her round bloated stomach every which way, and inside her womb Timmy was bouncing around. He bounced off the walls of the womb screaming while Cosmo and Wanda jiggled in the liquid. Timmy's parents kept dancing to the music as they seemed to ignore the screaming coming from their baby in Mrs. Tuner's womb. They danced all day until night came and then they put on their sleep clothes and went to their bedroom. Mr. Tuner had on long pajamas while his wife had a long night gown that was draped over her large pregnant belly.

Timmy's mom went to his dad and happily said, "Dear that was so much fun! I'm sure the baby enjoyed it as much as we did."

Inside her womb Timmy had an exhausted expression as he said to himself, "That was the worse ride I've ever been on."

Timmy's dad smiled at his wife as he happily said, "Yeah, it was great. Hey, I've got an idea! Let's have a little more fun before bed. Let's show our daughter what love is like!"

She smiled flirtatiously as she said, "I thought you'd never ask!"

He happily wrapped his arms around her and pressed his lips to hers, and they both shut their eyes as they kissed passionately. Her large abdomen was squished between the rest of her body and Mr. Turner's stomach.

A close-up of mom's squished baby bump was shown and Timmy angrily said, "Hey! I'm still in here! Don't squish me! It's cramped enough in here already!"

The next morning

Timmy was floating by himself in his mom's womb snoring when suddenly he felt everything shake.

He woke up and said, "Huh? What's going on?"

Mrs. Turner was in the kitchen with a huge stack of pancakes when she sat down at the table with her husband, who only had a few pancakes on his plate. Cosmo and Wanda both appeared on the plate in the form of salt and pepper shakers just when Timmy's mom sat down in front of them.

After she sat down mom looked down at her round stomach and said, "Good morning baby. It's time for breakfast."

Cosmo stared at the huge stack of pancakes and commented, "Wow! She must have one big appetite!"

Timmy's mom patted her round belly before she started eating and said, "One great thing about having a baby in here is I can eat as much as I want without worrying about getting fat!"

She immediately started shoving the pancakes into her mouth while Cosmo and Wanda watched with wide eyes.

Then they both looked at Mrs. Turner's belly as they heard Timmy say, "Wow! All you can eat pancakes and mom's eating them for me. Maybe this isn't so bad after all."

His mom kept eating the pancakes with a smile on her face, and inside her womb Timmy was floating with his hands behind his head and comfortable smile on his face. The food his mom was eating was being pumped into him through umbilical cord, but he could still taste it and feel it in his own stomach. When she finished eating Mrs. Turner leaned back in her chair with a comfortable smile on her face, feeling full as she rubbed her large baby bump.

Mrs. Turner opened her eyes and smiled at her husband as she said, "Oh honey, I just love these precious mother-daughter bonding moments."

They both looked down at her belly as they heard Timmy say, "So uh… can we go to school now?"

Mr. Turner smiled and placed Timmy's future pink hat on top of his wife's belly and said, "Aww that's so cute! We're imagining our daughter acting like she's already ten years old and knows everything that's going on out here."

Mrs. Turner smiled as she straightened the hat and patted her stomach as she said, "Yes, it's almost like she wants to come out right now."

A close-up of her belly was shown as Timmy deadpanned, "Yeah. You could say that. So can we go now?"

His dad turned and faced his wife and said, "Oh sure, but first we have lots of fun stuff to do. Right honey?"

They both stood up anxiously as Mrs. Turner replied, "That's right sweetie! It's time to live life to its fullest with our little bun in the oven!"

They zoomed off right after Timmy said, "Huh? Wait no!"

They were already gone and so Cosmo and Wanda both turned into pink and green flies and followed them.

Later Timmy was floating in the womb as he complained, "Great! Now mom and dad are gonna do tons of stupid stuff and I have to go along for the ride! At this rate I'm never gonna get to school to get Crocker to quit! Could this get any worse?!"

Right on cue the womb started shaking and he heard his mom grunt and make other noises on the outside. Suddenly the walls of the womb began to close in around him and he screamed in pain as they tightened around him until they formed a more hourglass shape. When they stopped tightening Timmy could barely move as he squeezed between the walls of the hourglass-shaped womb. His head was in the top half of the hourglass-shaped figure with his body in the lower half with his arms and legs scrunched together.

He stared into space as he asked, "What the heck is going on?!"

On the outside the screen revealed Timmy's mom put on a girdle and tightened it so much it made it look like she wasn't pregnant at all. She pulled her shirt over it and stared at her reflection in the mirror and saw how thin she looked now.

She smiled at her reflection and put her hands on her hips and said, "Perfect! No one will ever know I'm carrying a baby inside me."

Mr. Turner came in and stood next to her as he happily said, "Aw honey! You look as gorgeous as the day we first met."

He put his arm around her and held her close while Cosmo and Wanda hovered next to her thin-looking stomach.

They heard Timmy uncomfortably say, "I think I liked it better when there was more room in this womb."

Cosmo laughed at Timmy's joke while Wanda glared at him, then Mr. Turner said, "Come on honey! Let's paint the town red!"

They both took off with Timmy and Cosmo and Wanda quickly followed them as they got in the car and drove off. First they went to a disco party and danced together wearing disco outfits, while Timmy was shook around in his cramped hourglass-shaped womb. His parents happily danced to the music as they waved their fingers, tapped their feet, and shook their butts while Cosmo and Wanda watched. Next the Turners went for a jog and Timmy slightly bounced up and down inside his hourglass-shaped prison. After that they went to see a romantic movie, where Timmy's mom kept eating popcorn, with less salt and butter, and leaned against her husband. Inside her tightly squeezed womb Timmy could feel and taste the popcorn that his mom was eating.

He stared forward as he complained, "Blagh! There wasn't enough salt or butter on that popcorn!"

Hearing everything he said his parents looked down at his mom's temporarily flat stomach and both said, "Shhh!"

When the movie was over they left the theater and got back in the car and Mr. Turner said, "Well that movie was great!"

Mrs. Turner smiled at her husband and then turned down to her stomach as she said, "It sure was! This is the best day ever! Don't you think baby?"

Inside her hourglass-shaped womb Timmy looked upward as he said, "Uh… sure… But you know would make this even better? If you would take off the girdle and give me some more room in here!"

She placed her finger to her chin and said, "Hmm… Maybe you're right. Sure why not?"

She pulled her shirt up and took off her girdle, and then her large round abdomen suddenly burst outward like a big beach ball.

His mom smiled and let out a sigh as she rested her left hand on top of her bump and said, "She was right. That is much more comfortable."

Inside her womb Timmy had much more space as he floated in the middle of his round fleshy domain again.

He stretched his arms and legs as he happily said, "Oh yeah! Much better."

Mr. Turner started the car and happily said, "Well then, now it's time for our daily swimming appointment."

He drove the car and they went to the town pool and changed into their swimsuits in separate bathrooms. Mr. Turner came out in his red bathing suit while Mrs. Turner came out in a purple bikini that left her large pregnant belly exposed. They both jumped into the pool and swam together while Cosmo and Wanda watched as birds perched on the fence.

As they swam Timmy's mom showed a relaxed expression as she said, "Ah, this so peaceful. Now I know how our sweet daughter feels right now."

Inside her womb Timmy was bobbing up and down as he changed direction and said, "Uh… yeah. I guess so."

Timmy's parents happily swam together and did some synchronized swimming while Timmy tumbled a bit inside the womb. After a while of synchronized swimming his parents just floated on the water on their backs with Timmy's mom's belly sticking up in the air. His parents were so relaxed they paid no attention to what was going on around them, so Cosmo and Wanda flapped their wings and hovered above Mrs. Turner's swollen abdomen.

Wanda looked down at her belly and asked, "Timmy, are you okay in there?"

Timmy began speaking and then some of his mom's skin stuck out in the shape of his face as he said, "What's the word I'm looking for? It's on the tip of my tongue. Oh yeah… NO!"

The indent of his face disappeared as Cosmo said, "You know, Poof didn't complain like this when I carried him!"

A close-up of Mrs. Turner's belly was shown as Timmy said, "I can't take much more of this! I have to listen to everything they do or say! I can't do anything in here! They just do whatever they want and I'm along for the ride! And the girdle was the worst part of all!"

Wanda flew next to the belly as she said, "Well just hold out for a little longer sweet. Once you're at school you can get Crocker to quit teaching. All you have to do is somehow get them to take you to school."

Timmy then bluntly replied, "I think I have a good idea how to do that."

Cosmo and Wanda flew away as Timmy started kicking the walls of the womb, causing small round bulges to stick out of the sides of his mom's stomach. Feeling his movements inside, his mom opened her eyes and stood up in the shallow end of the pool, and his dad did the same.

Mrs. Turner looked down at her belly and said, "Oh what is it sweetie? Do you want me to put the girdle back on?"

Her belly shook as Timmy frantically said, "NOOOO! Can we please go to school now?! Please! Please! PLEASE!"

His mom showed a bit of discomfort as she held her baby bump and said, "Alright baby, we'll go. Honey can you get the car ready?"

Mr. Turner got out of the pool and helped her out of the pool, they both dried off, changed clothes, and got in the car and started driving. They drove to the school and parked before walking in through the door while Cosmo and Wanda flew beside them as pink and green bugs.

Wanda floated next to Mrs. Turner's belly as she whispered, "We're here sport."

Timmy floated inside the womb and narrowed his eyes as he said, "Okay, all we have to do is get to Crocker, then I can use some wishes and get him to quit."

He was startled as he heard the principal's voice say, "Oh hello there."

Outside, Principal Waxelplax walked up to Timmy's parents and politely said, "I'm Principal Waxelplax. I run this school. How can I help you two nice folks out?"

Mrs. Turner caressed her round belly as she said, "We're the Turners. We're here to see if this would be a good school for a wonderful daughter to attend one day."

Mr. Turner suddenly got an idea as he said, "Hey, could you give us a tour?"

Principal Waxelplax put her arms out and started leading them through the hall while she said, "Why certainly! Follow me."

Timmy's parents followed the principal through the hall while Cosmo and Wanda flew beside them and came up next to his mom's abdomen.

As they moved Cosmo and Wanda heard Timmy complain, "Great! Now I have to go for another long ride in here!"

Wanda smiled reassuringly as she said, "Don't worry Timmy. If Principal Waxelplax gives your parents a tour of the whole school then they'll eventually get to see Crocker. We'll still get there, we just have to wait a little longer."

Timmy groaned in annoyance as he replied, "That's better than nothing I guess."

Principal Waxelplax led Timmy's parents through the school and showed them several areas before stopping at a certain classroom while she said, "Now then, this is the gym, the cafeteria, the playground, the science lab, and our drama class."

Timmy's future drama teacher stepped out through the door and the principal said, "Oh and this is Mr. Bickles, our school's drama teacher."

Mr. Bickles happily greeted them as he said, "Hello, nice to meet you."

Timmy's parents both waved their hands and said, "Hi."

Mr. Bickles looked down and saw Mrs. Turner's baby bump and took her hand as he said, "(gasp) Oh boy! Mam please come in!"

He led Mrs. Turner into his classroom while her husband followed, and Mr. Bickles made Mrs. Turner sit down in a chair.

Mr. Bickles was excited as he clasped his hands and said, "It's always been my dream to paint a beautiful portrait of an expecting mother! Would you please pose for me?"

She showed a very flattered expression and replied, "Sure."

She turned and held up her right arm behind her head and put her left hand on her hip as she smiled at Mr. Bickles, who already began painting.

A close-up of mom's belly was shown and small bulges poked out of the sides as Timmy said, "What? No! Don't! Let me out of here!"

Mrs. Turner just ignored his please and his kicking as he squirmed around inside her womb while Mr. Bickles kept painting her.

After over an hour Mr. Bickles put his brush down and looked at his painting as he said, "At last it's finished! It's beautiful! Come, look at my masterpiece!"

The Turners walked over and looked at his painting, which showed Mrs. Turner sitting on a stool posing. However, on the front of her round belly was an indent of Timmy's face looking stressed or scared.

Timmy's dad smiled happily as he turned to his wife and said, "Oh I like it! You look great honey!"

She smiled as she caressed her baby bump and said, "Yes I love it! It's a beautiful piece of art that I have to share with my little baby."

Mr. Turner looked at Mr. Bickles as he raised his finger and said, "Yeah. Hey can we get a copy of that?"

Mr. Bickles grabbed a paint brush and said, "Certainly! I'll get started right now!"

Principal Waxelplax came up to Timmy's parents and said, "Well in the meantime, shall we continue the tour."

They both followed her out of the classroom while Timmy's dad said, "Sure."

She led the two of them through more of the school and after a while they came to Timmy's future classroom.

They walked in and Principal Waxelplax showed an annoyed expression as she held out her hand and said, "And this is our newest teacher, Mr. Crocker."

Crocker looked at them with a devious smile as he said, "Hello, nice to meet you."

Inside the womb Timmy showed a tired expression as he said to himself, "(sigh) Finally!"

Crocker stepped out of his desk and walked to them as Timmy's dad formally said, "We're the Turners."

Crocker smiled with his hands behind his back as he politely said, "Hello, my name is Denzel Crocker. I'm starting out as a teacher here because I love children, because they are the perfect bait for me to hunt… FAIRY GODPARENTS!"

Timmy's parents glanced at each other with awkward expressions, then Crocker regained his composure and said, "But that's just a personal hobby of mine. Teaching is my passion."

They both smiled at him, unaware that Crocker was secretly holding a magic detector behind his back. Cosmo and Wanda, still bugs, flew behind Crocker and saw his magic detector, so they flew back and hovered next to mom's belly.

Inside the womb Timmy stared into space as he thought out loud and said, "Okay, now that we're finally here I can make some wishes and get Crocker to quit."

Outside, Wanda leaned closer to mom's baby bump as she said, "Careful Timmy. Crocker's got a magic detector. If you make a wish his machine will detect us and he'll be able to catch us. And if we get caught we won't be able to get you out of there."

Inside the womb Timmy was shocked and terrified as he exclaimed, "What?!"

He turned his eyes as he Cosmo outside say, "Don't worry Timmy. You won't be stuck in there forever, just until your birthday when it's time for you to come out."

Timmy just stared forward with a blank expression as he sarcastically said, "Gee thanks. That makes me feel much better."

He then heard Wanda's voice say, "Sport, I'm starting to think this isn't such a good idea. Maybe we should just go back to our own time."

Timmy stubbornly clinched his fists as he protested and thought to himself and said, "No way! I've come this far! I'm not giving up now! Maybe I can get rid of that magic detector without making any wishes."

Outside, bulges of flesh started poking out of his mom's stomach as Timmy moved around inside.

His mom smiled as she held the sides of her bump and said, "Aww, the baby's kicking again. How sweet!"

Crocker got excited as he said, "Really? Can I feel it?"

Mrs. Turner caressed the top of her abdomen as she politely replied, "Sure."

Crocker walked up to her and leaned over as he put the right side of his head against the front of her belly and waited for a kick. Suddenly a large bulge poked out and hit Crocker in the face, causing him to yelp in pain before he fell down and broke his magic detector.

Timmy's mom lovingly caressed her belly as she said, "Oh isn't that wonderful?"

Crocker stood up with an annoyed expression as he sarcastically said, "Yes, a precious little bundle of joy."

Cosmo and Wanda flew next to the baby bump as Timmy said, "I wish Crocker had gas."

Cosmo and Wanda waved their wands and Crocker raised his finger as he said, "I'm also…"

He didn't finish his sentence when he suddenly let out a loud fart, which he didn't expect.

Timmy's parents cringed as they held their noses while Principal Waxelplax angrily said, "Mr. Crocker! If you have to do that wait until you're alone!"

Cosmo and Wanda leaned closer to Mrs. Turner's belly when Timmy said, "I wish the floor under Crocker's feet was wet."

They granted the wish while Crocker joked and said, "Well, whoever smelt it dealt it!"

He started laughing until he slipped on the wet floor and fell down, he got up and angrily said, "Curse that janitor for cleaning these floors too well!"

Timmy's dad shrewdly said, "Well I think he had that coming."

Mrs. Turner nodded in agreement and then Timmy said, "I wish Crocker had a bad rash."

Cosmo and Wanda granted the wish and Crocker immediately started scratching his back uncomfortably.

He turned around and pulled up his shirt, showing them his rash as he said, "Ahh! My back has a horrible burning itch! I have a horrible rash! How bad does it look?"

Timmy's parents and Principal Waxelplax all groaned and covered their faces in disgust, and so did Cosmo and Wanda.

Inside the womb Timmy smiled smugly and deviously as he pointed his finger and said, "And finally, I wish his mother would call him."

Cosmo and Wanda granted the wish and Crocker's cell phone started ringing, he answered it and said, "Hello?"

He then angrily ranted, "Mother! I don't have time to listen to you! I'm at work with two soon to be parents, I've just embarrassed myself, fallen to the floor, and I have a terrible rash! No I will not sponge your feet tonight! You know I hate doing that woman!"

Principal Waxelplax got annoyed and left the room while he was still talking while Timmy's parents watched him with disapproval.

He hung up and Mrs. Turner angrily said, "Mr. Crocker you are a horrible teacher!"

Mr. Turner pointed his finger at Crocker and angrily said, "Yeah! Any kid who had you for a teacher would be completely miserable!"

Crocker smiled deviously as he put his hands together and said, "But that's the idea. If I torture children and make them miserable, they might be assigned FAIRY GODPARENTS! And if I get them miserable enough to be assigned fairies then I can capture them!"

Inside the womb, Timmy heard everything and was shocked as he exclaimed, "WHAT?!"

Cosmo and Wanda poofed inside the womb as pink and green amoebas as they floated in front of Timmy.

Wanda urgently said, "Timmy, we can't make Crocker quit."

Cosmo agreed and added, "Yeah, if he's not your teacher he won't make you miserable, and we won't be assigned to you."

Realizing they were right Timmy groaned and said, "Aww man!"

Outside, Mrs. Turner rubbed her big round belly and angrily said, "Well we're not going to have our daughter be taught by a crazy teacher who will make her miserable!"

Mr. Turner took his wife's hand and they both walked out the door while he said, "Yeah! Come on honey! We can find a better school for our daughter."

They left in a huff, but inside the womb Timmy got scared as he looked up and shouted, "What?! No! Mom, dad, stop! I want to go here! I like this school!"

They kept walking as Timmy's dad patted his wife's baby and said, "Aww it's okay baby. We'll find you another school. A better school."

Inside the womb Timmy began to panic as he said, "I can't go to a different school! If Crocker's not my teacher I won't get you guys! And if I go to a different school I'll never become friends with Chester and AJ! And I'll never meet Trixie!"

Cosmo tried to cheer him up as he said, "But you won't get bullied by Francis."

Timmy and Wanda glared at him for a moment before Wanda said, "Timmy, if you want to stay here you need to get your parents to change their minds about Crocker."

Timmy put his finger to his chin as thought and deviously said, "You're right, and I know just how to do it!"

Back in the classroom Crocker was putting some cream on his rash, which made him feel better.

Suddenly Cosmo and Wanda poofed in front of him and said, "Hi Crocker! I'm Cosmo! And I'm Wanda! And we're FAIRY GODPARENTS!"

Crocker's eyes bugged out as he shouted, "FARIES!"

He quickly reached in his desk and pulled out a butterfly net while saying, "If I capture them I can quit my job and harness their magic!"

He laughed maniacally as he ran after them with the butterfly net, but Cosmo and Wanda flew out the open window. Crocker climbed through the window and fell into a bush, but climbed out covered in leaves and kept chasing them.

Timmy's parents were walking to the parking lot when his mom looked down at her bump and said, "Don't worry sweetie, we'll find you another school with better teachers."

Timmy's dad stopped her and pointed at the playground as he said, "Hey honey look. There's that crazy teacher again."

Crocker chased Cosmo and Wanda, who shrunk to be less noticeable, and he followed them out onto the playground, where dozens of kids were playing. Crocker chased them with the butterfly net and tried to catch him but they poofed away, and just after they left Crocker ran into the swing set. He kept running as he got hooked on the swing, which went up and sent him up into the air with him screaming in terror. All the kids watched as he went flying through the air and landed on the slide, slid down before being launched at the jungle gym. His butterfly net got broken and torn up in the bars and then Crocker got stuck in the netting and hung upside down from the jungle gym.

He looked around as he said, "Hello? A little help here?"

All the kids pointed and laughed at him, and Timmy's parents saw the whole thing and laughed a bit too.

Timmy's dad pointed his finger and said, "Aww that's nice. Mr. Crocker put on a crazy show to make all those kids laugh."

Timmy's mom smiled as she said, "I guess he's not crazy after all. He just does crazy things to entertain children."

They both turned around to face the school and Mr. Turner said, "Honey I think we should let our kid come to this school one day."

Mrs. Turner smiled at him and then looked down as she held her baby bump and said, "You're right dear. You hear that baby? One day you'll go to school here."

Her belly shook a bit as Timmy happily cheered, "Yay!"

Timmy's parents smiled at each other before they got in the car and started driving, then Cosmo and Wanda poofed back in the form of pink and green butterflies.

Wanda looked at Cosmo and said, "Wow! What a crazy day."

Cosmo smiled confidently with his eyes shut as he said, "Yeah, but now everything's fine. Nothing could possibly go wrong now."

Right on cue, they both let out frightened yelps as they were captured in a butterfly net, but it was not held by Crocker.

The wielder of the butterfly net was Mr. Bickles, who happily said, "At last! Rare pink and green butterflies to complete my collection of exotic butterflies! My dream has come true!"

He then ran away with them still in the net as they yelped in fear, meanwhile Timmy's parents were driving away. They had a copy of the painting Mr. Bickles made of Timmy's mom in the backseat as they drove off.

A close-up of Mrs. Turner's big round belly was shown as Timmy said, "Oh man! Lesson learned. Messing with the past is not a good idea. Now that that's over, I wish I was out of here."

Nothing happened and mom's belly jiggled a bit as Timmy nervously said, "Hello? Cosmo? Wanda? Guys? I said 'I wish I was out of here'!"

They kept driving when Timmy's dad looked at his wife and said, "Hey honey, when we get home let's have another dance party!"

She smiled at him and joined her hands above her head while she said, "Sure. And I'll also practice my belly dancing."

Bulges appeared in the side of her bloated stomach while Timmy frantically said, "NOO! Cosmo! Wanda! Somebody! Get me out of here!"

THE END

Author's note: I've had this story in mind for a while now but never got around to doing it. I can really picture an episode like this. Where Timmy wishes to go back in time before he was born, but something goes wrong and he's back in the womb. I'd imagine his parents would be too stupid to realize what's going on. I'd also imagine his parents would do a bunch of stupid things and Timmy would be along for the ride, which would drive him crazy. Oh, and in case you're wondering, Cosmo and Wanda will escape Mr. Bickles and get Timmy out of the womb and back in his own time, that's just meant to be a funny ending and show that he'll be in there a little longer. Please review.