I'm gonna kill this bitch I swear to god.
I do not know how much longer I can sit here watching her flirt with Dave before I drown her in a tub of ice cream.
Her and her stupid shaved sides and bleached sheep hair.
STOP SMILING AT HIM!
And stop smiling back you jerk.
SHE'S NOT EVEN CUTE!
Fucking slut with her fucking earbuds tucked into her non-existent fucking cleavage. I have nicer tits.
He likes big boobs bitch, you're shit outta luck!
But you're still fucking trying.
Don't think I don't see you letting your hoody fall off your shoulders.
Fuck you and your nose piercing. Dave doesn't like punk girls. Or rave girls. Or whatever the fuck you-
NO YOU CAN'T KEEP HIM YOU WHORE!
DON'T SMILE BACK YOU ASSHOLE!
I swear to fuck you better be saying you hope to see her again soon because it's your job.
Good. Leave. GO!
Exactly Dave, turn your back on her. Ignore her. Do something else. So she'll TAKE A FUCKING HINT AND LEAVE!
DonT SMile andWAVe at me yOUSLutF Uck Pun K BiTCH I WILL stab yourth roat out with the Godamn iceream cone!
Oh my FUCKING GOD! I cannot believe that bitch. Holy shit. I swear that fucking slut would have gone into the back and taken his dick if he'd even hinted at it.
I swear, Dave needs to not be so fucking lovable when he's at work. I mean, I know he's super hot and nice and funny, but he needs to try and tone it the fuck down when he's at work. It's bad enough I have to accept Riley as part of his life but if I have to deal with random sluts throwing themselves at him every day at work I will snap and gut them like a fish.
I am going to break SO MANY bones tonight.
Mako's Message: So, this chapter was inspired by someone I met. I told a friend about her and said, "Imagine how Mindy would react if she acted like that with Dave?" and he immediately informed me I HAD to do it. So I have. And it allowed me to do something else I'm really happy with(even if it almost completely changed a chapter).
In other news, I put up something special on the Makokam Productions Facebook page. So if you haven't seen the page yet, now would be a great time to check it out.
Hope you enjoyed the chapter!
P.S. Mindy's perception of this character in no way accurately reflects the person who inspired the character.
