Long Time Secret Revealed

In this Fic, Marvin the Martian kept this secret to himself, and the secret is that he is actually a she and her name is actually Marvene (Imagine her with Kristen Schaal's voice, the Kristen Schaal who voiced Louise Belcher from "Bob's Burgers").

Once upon a time there was a cartoony place called Tune Town (different spelling from Roger Rabbit's Toon Town of course), and all of the citizens who lived there known as Looney Tunes. One day in a central park, Bugs Bunny was minding his own business while eating a carrot when suddenly a space ship from Mars landed. From that space ship There was a martian named Marvin who wanted to take Bugs back to Mars. Of course the sneaky but clever rabbit tricked Marvin into thinking that he was going to take Bugs with him, only to be empty handed and landing back on Earth, causing Marvin to not be so happy, causing him to lecture Bugs by saying, "Oh that wasn't a bit nice! You have made me very angry, very angry indeed!" He said as he was puffing his chest angrily in and out. Nervously and politely, Bugs told Marvin, "Sorry I made you feel that way doc. I think I should go now. Bye doc." And off Bugs went to his rabbit hole. Then Marvin went back on his ship saying in an unpleased tone, "That rabbit is so dumb." He did say that, but here is where all you readers realize that he may not be a he when he thinks to him/herself in a female voice, "but still he is pretty cute for a dumb bunny."

A few years passed. Bugs was dating Lola Bunny. They were going to get married, but then one day Lola cut off the wedding when she left a note to Bugs saying, "Bugs, I'm sorry, but I'm afraid that we're cutting things off. I was two timing you the whole time. I was dating another guy and I'm marrying him instead. Goodbye and Good luck. Sincerely Lola." Heartbroken and ashamed, Bugs Bunny thought to himself, "I can't believe it, I can't believe she would do that to me." Just then, a space ship from Mars landed outside of Bug's home and Marvin came out of the ship. Marvin went up to Bugs and said, "Oh goody, a rabbit to experiment on, isn't that dandy?" Although Bugs would usually greet Marvin, along with Elmer Fudd, Daffy Duck, and Yosemite Sam, by saying "What's up doc?", he was feeling down because of what Lola did and all he can say is "Oh hi Marvin." Marvin can tell that something was making Bugs feel down, looking at the note saying that Lola kept the two timing incident a secret, and then ends up hurting bugs by finally admitting that in her letter. Marvin, feeling a tight pinch in his stomach, felt sorry for Bugs when he found out that Lola lied to him, he himself realized that he was living a lie himself because he is not actually a he, so Marvin said to Bugs, "You know friend, I've been keeping a secret all to myself for a very long time, and I think I should let you know first that," pressing on a button on the side of "his" helmet to turn off the voice disguiser, now all you readers hear "his" actual voice which is more feminine showing that "he" is actually a "she" when she finished her sentence saying, "I'm actually a female."

Surprised to hear her actual voice, Bugs finally noticed how more feminine Marvin is when her torso is more feminine-shaped since she pressed a button on the waist of her skirt which disguised her body shape which made her look like a guy. And last but not least, Marvin took off her helmet, revealing her long wavy beautiful ginger-colored hair. Bugs Bunny never realized until now on how beautiful this martian vixen actually is. "Wow I gotta say doc, I mean doc-ette," which caused Marvin to giggle a little and Bugs thought that was cute. Then Bugs continued, "You're beautiful, but please tell me honestly, why such a long time hiding your actual gender?" Then Marvin, feeling a little bit guilty for the long secret she kept all to herself for such a long time, said to Bugs, "I thought I would sound a little more scary and more conquering if I made everyone thought that I was a guy, but I guess I went a little too far with that because when I first met you I was actually taking a liking to you, but I didn't want to make that fact look weird because you saw me as a guy. So I thought if I looked you back to mars with me, I would have the courage to tell you my actual gender and how I actually felt about you, but I guess I must have made you feel weird anyways when you escaped from my ship. And I wasn't really angry indeed, I was a bit frustrated, but I guess I did deserve that for living a lie for such a long time. My apologies, " Marvin finished, feeling a little embarrassed for what she admitted to.

Bugs, feeling sorry for Marvin and feeling a bit silly and realizing that he wasn't considerate about her feelings for him, told her, "That's okay, I'm sorry too for that trick that wasn't a bit nice. At least I can forgive you because you're secret was more excusable because you wanted to sound more scary and more conquering, but I don't think I can ever forgive Lola. We were dating, and we were going to get married, but she was dating another guy behind my back. I don't think she realized how much that hurt." Then Bugs sighed with his head in the palm of his hand, almost wanting to cry. Marvin, feeling sorry for Bugs, felt her heart ache, wanting to vaporize Lola for hurting Bugs like that, but she did kept control of that feeling since two wrongs can never make a right, as she felt a couple of tears Leaving her eyes because of the sympathy she felt for Bugs. So Marvin placed a hand on Bugs' shoulder, and she said to him, "You deserve better. If not Lola, you'll find your actual true love someday Bugs," She finished as she kissed bugs on the cheek and started to walk away slowly. Then Bugs realized that Marvin is his true love all along, so he said, "Wait please Marvin." So she paused and said, "Please, call me Marvene," as she re-introduced herself with the more feminine name for Marvin, and now all you readers know her actual name.

Feeling a whole lot better now, Bugs came up to Marvene, held her hands and said, "Marvene, what a lovely name for a lovely girl." "Thank you," said Marvene letting out a giggle. Happy to hear Marvene's cute giggle, Bugs said,"Marvene Martian, I did always thought that you were a little scary at first, but now I know that you're actually a friendly, beautiful, huge-hearted girl, and I can never imagine life not meeting you. So what do you say, will you be my girlfriend?" Marvene, feeling happy and blushing after what Bugs said, told him ,"Yes." Bugs feeling so happy once again and not worrying about Lola anymore, he pulled Marvene in a loving hug, feeling her breasts pressed firmly against his chest while she hugs back (hers are probably real while Lola's were fake). And then the new lucky couple looked into eachother's eyes and shared a kiss. "I love you," said Bugs. "I love you too," said Marvene. So the new lucky couple were dating and then one day, Bugs proposed to Marvene to marriage, and she accepted his proposal. On the big day, Bugs was wearing a fancy tuxedo, looking all handsome. Marvene was wearing a fancy wedding gown and had her long ginger hair in a long braid, looking really beautiful. Once Bugs and Marvene said "I do," they were now pronounced as man and wife, and then they shared a kiss, and all of the Loony Tune citizens, except Lola because she wasn't invited, happy for the new couple said "awwwww."

And so time flies, Bugs and Marvene went on a honeymoon. They got a new house since martians do usually live in rabbit holes, but Bugs likes to live in a house. Pretty soon it was time for them to start a family when Marvene had a bit of a swell in her tummy while she was pregnant with her and Bugs' child (that part was hinted when she served Bugs and herself ice cream parfaits with dill pickle slices although that joke is kind of old and used a lot in many cartoons when a character becomes a mom-to-be). Finally Marvene gave birth to a beautiful baby girl, and she and Bugs felt really proud of their new daughter. She was a martian with Marvene's hair color, and she had Bugs' eye color and his ears, and they named her Linda. Their daughter Linda grew up to be a lovely young martianette just like her mother Marvene. And so the happy family, including Bugs, Marvene, and Linda, lived happily ever after, all because of a little betrayal, a little bit of living a lie, and a little bit of time to reveal their feelings to each other.

The end.